Walking in on Your Roommate And His Girlfriend

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#101 Good-Apollo
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Sit on the bedside and tell them about safe sex.
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#102 JasonDarksavior
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Sit on the bedside and tell them about safe sex.Good-Apollo
After that, I don't think he'll be your room mate any more. :P
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#103 General_X
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They actually stop doing it when I enter. On one of the two occasions, the girl left.BluRayHiDef
In that case all you have to do is pull up a chair "Proceed." Then sit there patiently.
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#104 rockguy92
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Walk back out...
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#105 Elann2008
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I would quickly leave. I would want the same if I was doing the business with my lady friend. But then again, I've never put myself in a situation like that where I would cause a problem for others.
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#106 Tessellation
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i don't know i live alone...but i did ask if i can join the party..
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#107 Treflis
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Say " That's the fourth girl I've seen you wrestle in bed with in two days!" For the lulz and ackward breakfasts later on.
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#108 T_P_O
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This has happened about two times this week; I walked in on my roommate and his GF. However, as selfish as this sounds, I didn't leave and actually began playing Crysis and didn't stop until about 2:00 AM.BluRayHiDef

This is brilliant. :lol:

And I'unno, if she was hot I'd probably want to join in. More likely, I'd leave.

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#110 jwsoul
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You didn't do anything wrong. You pay to live there just the same as he does. If he doesn't want to pay for a place with a private bedroom, that's his fault, not yours.UT_Wrestler
Exactly. Tho i would just close the door and say through it hurry up and get dressed! Just flat line it with a sigh Hurry up and Get Dressed! No finishing off and the smell of sex would get on my nerves. You should sit down with him and work a way to get some privacy for them both.
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#111 S1MSTA
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Ask the for a game of strip poker ;)

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#112 ElvesOnEcstacy
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Smile and say "You dog! That's the third girl this week". :P

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#113 EMOEVOLUTION
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I think you need to learn to communicate effectively and establish protocol for specific behavior that would be constructive and respectable in your living environment.
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#114 Joker_268
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:lol: LMAO you'r legend, you just sat there and played crysis. Pro tbh :D

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#115 Random__
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I thought the typical college dorm room thing was to put something on the door handle while someone is having sex..? If that was done, both of you would know when each of you are getting it in.
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#116 Ninja-Hippo
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You shouldn't have to leave your own place which you pay for, especially if you have nowhere else to go. :)
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#117 vadicta
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[QUOTE="vadicta"]

That must've been pretty awkward, just sitting down and playing, while they were trying to get it on. I would've left. But, seriously, you should talk to your roommate about that, there's no way around it. Maybe you could get into an agreement where they stop for five seconds when you come in, you get your headphones in, go to Crysis and they do their business, and then everyone's happy :)

BluRayHiDef

You seem to be under the impression that they continue doing it when I enter. They stop doing it when I enter.

Of course they do. You're not close enough to them, yet. But once you make buddies with them, they will, oh, they will.

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#118 GHlegend77
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Most possible options: A) Pull up a chair, say "Go on!" and watch. B) Tell them continue, go out to the hall, and listen. Either way, I win.
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#119 testfactor888
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Sounds like you get put in the middle of a real sticky situation

I would call this guy as I am sure he would be able to help you

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#120 brown_flame
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well, iv had a similar situation, my room mate walked in on me. the lights were off and i was actually in bed with his girl LOL, so he didnt notice and said sorry and left. me and her finished and she left never to have spoken about it again. I have to live with what i have done, since im my room mates best man at his wedding next month, with the same girl ! :(
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#121 Hexagon_777
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If your roommate hasn't asked you to do anything then you have every right to stay because it's your room too. It's obviously not that important for him since he doesn't plan ahead of time.

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#122 vadicta
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well, iv had a similar situation, my room mate walked in on me. the lights were off and i was actually in bed with his girl LOL, so he didnt notice and said sorry and left. me and her finished and she left never to have spoken about it again. I have to live with what i have done, since im my room mates best man at his wedding next month, with the same girl ! :(brown_flame

Uuuummmm.... This is for a completely different thread man. But may I just say, and I'm sure you're well aware of this, not cool.

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#124 th3warr1or
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Join in? :D No idea. If you want me out, you're gonna have to ask.
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#125 brown_flame
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[QUOTE="brown_flame"]well, iv had a similar situation, my room mate walked in on me. the lights were off and i was actually in bed with his girl LOL, so he didnt notice and said sorry and left. me and her finished and she left never to have spoken about it again. I have to live with what i have done, since im my room mates best man at his wedding next month, with the same girl ! :(vadicta

Uuuummmm.... This is for a completely different thread man. But may I just say, and I'm sure you're well aware of this, not cool.

just thought i shud share, bcus since the lights are off in the original posters story and if he had a gf, i wud suggest chkn turnin the lites on and chk under the sheets, (and yes im going to hell probly.)
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#126 vadicta
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[QUOTE="vadicta"]

[QUOTE="brown_flame"]well, iv had a similar situation, my room mate walked in on me. the lights were off and i was actually in bed with his girl LOL, so he didnt notice and said sorry and left. me and her finished and she left never to have spoken about it again. I have to live with what i have done, since im my room mates best man at his wedding next month, with the same girl ! :(brown_flame

Uuuummmm.... This is for a completely different thread man. But may I just say, and I'm sure you're well aware of this, not cool.

just thought i shud share, bcus since the lights are off in the original posters story and if he had a gf, i wud suggest chkn turnin the lites on and chk under the sheets, (and yes im going to hell probly.)

I don't think the TC has a GF, which is part of the problem, but mainly it's their completely lack of communication. And I don't know about a hell, but you will eventually die, which will have to do.

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#127 IceAxe18
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Hey, let's say that when you return to your room and open the door, the lights are off. Then, after you turn on your display and the room becomes illuminated, you notice that your roommate and his GF are under the sheets on top of one another. What would be the appropriate thing to do? Should you leave, even if you have nowhere else to go? What if neither of them say anything and simply roll off of one another and lie down as if they weren't doing anything? This has happened about two times this week; I walked in on my roommate and his GF. However, as selfish as this sounds, I didn't leave and actually began playing Crysis and didn't stop until about 2:00 AM. I figured if he hasn't said anything, then I don't have to make any accommodations for him or his GF. What would you have done? I'm thinking of telling him that if he wants some privacy for him and his GF, he could tell me in advance. However, more than likely I'll never do that.

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Some of you seem to be under the impression that my roommate and his GF continue with their actions when I enter the room. They actually stop doing it when I enter. On one of the two occasions, the girl left.

BluRayHiDef

I would have done the same thing, and there should be no guilt in what you had done.

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#128 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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Say:
Just checking to make sure your put your cream on before you started playing under the sheets. Don't want her catching it either.I
And promptly leave knowing I did a job well done.
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#129 CBR600-RR
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I would of said "you have 10 minutes" and then walked out and had a little stroll about. You don't just sit there and play Crysis. :lol:

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#130 brown_flame
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[QUOTE="brown_flame"][QUOTE="vadicta"]

Uuuummmm.... This is for a completely different thread man. But may I just say, and I'm sure you're well aware of this, not cool.

vadicta

just thought i shud share, bcus since the lights are off in the original posters story and if he had a gf, i wud suggest chkn turnin the lites on and chk under the sheets, (and yes im going to hell probly.)

I don't think the TC has a GF, which is part of the problem, but mainly it's their completely lack of communication. And I don't know about a hell, but you will eventually die, which will have to do.

TC should have chkd who was in bed with the roomy, only if he actually has a gf, other than that the lack of communication could cause a onslaught of problems. (and i doubt death will suffice for my short commings.)

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#131 RYDERFTN
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As long as its not my bed I wouldnt care.
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#132 lexika
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I would probably just go to sleep in that bed if it were in my room lol.
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#133 vidplayer8
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On my campus, there are loads of places I could go, and people I could chill with for a while. So yeah, I'd probably leave. But I'm like a really considerate manipulative person.

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#134 kweeni
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I would go out and buy crysis, then come back and play it till 2 AM.
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#135 BluRayHiDef
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I would go out and buy crysis, then come back and play it till 2 AM.kweeni

Can you blame me? Do you how good Crysis looks and how smooth it plays on my rig? It's like nirvana, man.

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#136 -starman-
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exchange copies of your course schedules. unless you're both in the exact same program, there should be plenty of times throughout the week where he and his lady can do their thing when you'll be out... and they'll know when you'll be back,

in the evening, you both have a right to be in that room. if he's only with her once a week or less, go down to the common area or something... if it's more often, talk it out.

what you really need is a Cone of Silence.

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#137 coreybg
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Probably leave. Grab a beer and a smoke, and come back when I'm done :P

If they're not done by then, grab another beer xD

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#138 kweeni
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[QUOTE="kweeni"]I would go out and buy crysis, then come back and play it till 2 AM.BluRayHiDef

Can you blame me? Do you how good Crysis looks and how smooth it plays on my rig? It's like nirvana, man.

Dude I'm not blaming you, you didn't do anything wrong. Heck I would have probably done the same lol. And yes I know how good Crysis looks and plays, that's why I want to buy it. :P
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#139 LieutenantFeist
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Well, I would want that person to leave, so I'd probably do that the first few times...after 2 or 3 times of walking in on them, I'd get tired of it and tell them to find some other place, or I'll do what you did...just stay in the room.

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#141 Saxonhoo
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I'd light some candles, pour some wine, and play my Luther Vandross/MArvin Gaye setlist and leave.

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#142 mrmusicman247
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What ever happened to the tie on the doorknob?
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#143 MagnumPI
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Don't let her leave. You say "HEY! You came here to do a job so finish your work. Be a professional."

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#144 Fiotwo
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Nothing beats coming home from a long day and wanting to use the bathroom only to open the door and see your roommate and his girl going at it in there. Who the help doesn't lock the bathroom door
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#145 MagnumPI
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Nothing beats coming home from a long day and wanting to use the bathroom only to open the door and see your roommate and his girl going at it in there. Who the help doesn't lock the bathroom doorFiotwo

People who have some "HEY LOOK AT ME!" fetish. That's when you just pee all over them.

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#146 Saxonhoo
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[QUOTE="Fiotwo"]Nothing beats coming home from a long day and wanting to use the bathroom only to open the door and see your roommate and his girl going at it in there. Who the help doesn't lock the bathroom doorMagnumPI

People who have some "HEY LOOK AT ME!" fetish. That's when you just pee all over them.

Okay, R Kelly

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#147 vadicta
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Okay, TC, so you got plenty of oppinions and ideas here, from the OT world. What're you gonna do with it? I mean, we never get to find out what the poeple taking advice are gonna do. So, what is it TC, you gonna talk it out, walk it out, or stick around????

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#148 BluRayHiDef
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Okay, TC, so you got plenty of oppinions and ideas here, from the OT world. What're you gonna do with it? I mean, we never get to find out what the poeple taking advice are gonna do. So, what is it TC, you gonna talk it out, walk it out, or stick around????

vadicta

I guess I'll stick around.

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#149 vadicta
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[QUOTE="vadicta"]

Okay, TC, so you got plenty of oppinions and ideas here, from the OT world. What're you gonna do with it? I mean, we never get to find out what the poeple taking advice are gonna do. So, what is it TC, you gonna talk it out, walk it out, or stick around????

BluRayHiDef

I guess I'll stick around.

Maaaaaaaaan, I'd loath to be your roommate, never getting a moment with my girl :P

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#150 Crotazoa8
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Well, since we're all already here *zips down pants* ....might as well have a three-some!