What would be the worst thing to wake up next to?

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#1 cd_rom
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Ok. So you enjoyed your full night's sleep. You wake up, start opening your eyes. What would be the last thing in the world you want sitting next to you?

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#2 entropyecho
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No one

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#3 ariz3260
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No one

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entropyecho

Can't beat that :lol:

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#4 RobboElRobbo
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I can't think of anything funny to say :(

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A really big man like the Terminator with only his boxers on.
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#6 DarkerGemini
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The Burger King man.... FREAKY!!

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#7 ehhwhatever
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Godfather

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#9 sammyjenkis898
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My cousin.
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#10 travisstaggs
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A zombie.

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#11 Brutal_Elitegs
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No one

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entropyecho

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#12 T_REX305
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No one

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entropyecho

ROFL :lol:

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#13 dragon7x2k
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[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

No one

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Le snip

Perfect execution
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#14 howlrunner13
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Rosie O'Donnell.

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#15 Michael0134567
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A spider :cry:

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A gorilla.
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#17 rawsavon
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A Sea-Donkey
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#18 Michael0134567
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A Sea-Donkeyrawsavon
Um,is that a real animal?
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#19 deactivated-583cc789d981d
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I would die from horror if that happened to me, my worst "thing" has already happened to me when I woke up with a Huntsman (big and hairy spider) on one of my pillow:o. Needless to say, I squealed like a schoolgirl. Hours after I fled from my room I returned to find it was dead but still terrifying.
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#20 jaqulle999
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Katya. If you knew you would know.

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#21 applesxc47
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A guy putting his pants back on:P

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Myself.
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#23 Michael0134567
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A guy putting his pants back on:P

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Lol,I couldn't help but laugh :P
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#24 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"]A Sea-DonkeyMichael0134567
Um,is that a real animal?

It is if you hang out at the bar too much...you are bound to have one follow you home
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#25 taylor888
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I would actually be freaked right out if there was anyone there at all (at this time in my life anyway).

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#27 Pileofconverse
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Susan Boyle?

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#28 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="rawsavon"]A Sea-Donkeyrawsavon
Um,is that a real animal?

It is if you hang out at the bar too much...you are bound to have one follow you home

Can you explain it to me?I was thinking it was a sea animal :P
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#29 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"] Um,is that a real animal?

It is if you hang out at the bar too much...you are bound to have one follow you home

Can you explain it to me?I was thinking it was a sea animal :P

A Sea Donkey: A human female/male resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women/men are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment. ...basically getting drunk and taking home an ugly girl...or guy
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#30 IcyToasters
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A decomposing human :|

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#31 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="rawsavon"] It is if you hang out at the bar too much...you are bound to have one follow you home

Can you explain it to me?I was thinking it was a sea animal :P

A Sea Donkey: A human female/male resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women/men are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment. ...basically getting drunk and taking home an ugly girl...or guy

Ah,that would be bad :|
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#32 ghoklebutter
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A spider. D:
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A rotting partially digested corpse sticking part way out of the butt of the elephant that ate it, who has a big saddle carrying a gorilla carrying a spear in one hand and a remote control in the other, which is connected by wire to a full size working replica of the Fat Man atomic bomb.
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#35 LIONHEART-_-
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The Grifter.

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#36 ghoklebutter
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Whoa...
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#37 rawsavon
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...an alt account?
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#38 Truf89
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A Stalker.
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#39 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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No one

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Geez :lol:

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#40 immortality20
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I don't know if it's worst, but always sucks waking up beside your cell phone after you got drunk. You just know you drunk dialed and/or texted.

Also, Sarah Jessica Parker.

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#41 Wilfred_Owen
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Xaos
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#42 KiIIyou
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A lava monster.
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#43 rawsavon
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One man's trash is another man's treasure
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#44 Snipes_2
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Anything, Seriously. Why would someone or some thing be sleeping next to me? :P

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#45 KiIIyou
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I'm curious like a cat now, what's Xaos look like ?
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Afraid of walking like you've been sitting on a horse all day?
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#47 RYDERFTN
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My mom.
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#48 rawsavon
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My mom.RYDERFTN
...I beg to differ >_>

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#49 harashawn
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A Gorgon.
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#50 cybrcatter
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The Grifter.

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^^ I like this guy already. :D