What's the best way to get a girl to leave you alone?

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#1 madcapper248
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This girl won't stop texting and calling me. What should I do? I know I'm gonna get a bunch of stupid answers but that's what OT's for. Let's hear'em

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#2 BobbyTurkalino
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"Scuse me, got to jack it :)"
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#3 deactivated-5a3583b110a97
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screen her phone calls and ignore all of the text messages that arent direct questions. say you don't have a texting plan if that is possible, if its not just don't reply. she'll get the idea quickly enough. if it gets bad enough then tell her straight up that youre not interested. shell be pissed for a while but probably will thank you for it in the long run.
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#4 Hewkii
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take a few screencaps of any chan board.
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#5 chicken_dude_05
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Post her picture on here, wait a day, and show her the page.
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#6 deactivated-6016f2513d412
Member since 2007 • 20414 Posts
Gradually stop answering her calls and texts.
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#7 mrbojangles25
Member since 2005 • 60869 Posts
"I'm gay usually works.
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#8 tzar3
Member since 2006 • 12393 Posts
Just threaten her and make it like you mean it, so simple people.
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#9 Diablo112688
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Tell her you have 5 balls and 3 penisis.
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#10 omfg_its_dally
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AID's
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#11 -Sluggo-
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Just answer a call and pretend to be talking to someone and say "why is this ****ing **** calling me?"
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#12 Rattlesnake_8
Member since 2004 • 18452 Posts
Dont pick up private numbers or hers when she rings.. dont reply to text messages. If you do pick up, just say you can't talk now and hang up straight away.
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#13 Mr_ToastMan
Member since 2008 • 203 Posts

Tell her to go shave her mustache.

Edit: Dont tell her to go shave it, just say "you really need to shave your mustache"

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#14 MeG4tRoN
Member since 2008 • 93 Posts
Just say, you wanna f*ck me don't you? She will probably leave you alone, unless she really does. In that case, just be a really obnoxious **** haha.
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#15 Bulldog19892
Member since 2005 • 3520 Posts
Turn off your phone.
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#16 haziqonfire
Member since 2005 • 36392 Posts
Just tell her to stop calling you. "I don't like you, stop texting/calling me".
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#17 madcapper248
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I could do what one of my friends did. He broke up with his girlfriend by walking up to her and headbutting her boob then walking away.
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#18 megagene
Member since 2005 • 23162 Posts
Punch her in the ovaries. :|
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#19 Efielret
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Act like she's not there for a couple of days, just ignore her and give her one-word answers. After a few days or weeks, it'll die down and she'll either get the picture or confront you with how you're acting. Or you can just straight out tell her that you don't want to be with her or whatever.
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#20 staindcoldlp
Member since 2004 • 15121 Posts
Just ignore her. Eventually, she'll leave you alone.
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#21 Jakendo
Member since 2007 • 3841 Posts

Tell her you have 5 balls and 3 penisis. Diablo112688

Tried that once. Trust me, it doesnt work.

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#22 luisen123
Member since 2006 • 6537 Posts

smash her cell phone with a hammer, it worked for me, should work for you..

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#23 Raged-wolverine
Member since 2005 • 6075 Posts
Be a total A-hole.....she'll leave u alone instantly
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#24 megagene
Member since 2005 • 23162 Posts

Be a total A-hole.....she'll leave u alone instantlyRaged-wolverine

Actually that'll just make her want him more...

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#25 peeviness
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Ask her if she has breast hair.
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#26 aaronmullan
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Fist + Face = Win.
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#27 xSIZEMATTER
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Give her some long hard sex. That will get her tired and be done for the day. :)
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#28 Hoobinator
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Kick her in the minge.
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#29 madcapper248
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Ask her if she has breast hair.peeviness
lol
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#30 Lisaanne30
Member since 2007 • 1472 Posts
Did you tell her to stop, Ask her to stop tell her you dont like that many calls and texts and if she wont listen then ignore the calls she should get the hint in a lil bit.
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#31 Hellfury360
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:P umm be an a-hole
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#32 japops
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Just tell her you're gay
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#33 criinok
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Rub her nipples and call her Johnny.
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#35 Vaasman
Member since 2008 • 15879 Posts
Marry her.
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#36 bradleybhoy
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Tell her you have AIDS. The bad kind.
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#37 bradleybhoy
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Kick her in the minge.Hoobinator

oi!

hoof her right up the farter

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#38 MM87
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There was this ugly girl at work who liked me and I didn't like her at all. Eventually she finally realized I had no interest in her whatsoever and then she stopped bothering me.
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#39 noswear
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Tell her you have herpes.
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#40 Jakendo
Member since 2007 • 3841 Posts
Tell her your pregnant.
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#41 C_BozkurT_C
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tell her you have aids
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#42 Denso-GS
Member since 2007 • 585 Posts

try talking to her and tell her . the normal thing to do -___-

but we all know that

Fist + Face = Win.aaronmullan

is the best way :P
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#43 Foolz3h
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tell her you have aidsC_BozkurT_C

After sleeping with her!

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#44 trav_have
Member since 2004 • 5712 Posts

Im having the same problem, it honestly sucks.

I call her names, tell her to stop, I dont want to talk to her....etc, etc.

Yet she texts me and calls me.

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#45 poeton22
Member since 2007 • 131 Posts

How about telling her you really want to give her AIDS or Herpes or any of those fun STDS

Or just act like you are in love with her that will send her away

or if she has a hot friend ask her if she will hook you two up that will suck for her for a few days but she will prolly figure it out at that point.

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#46 masiisam
Member since 2003 • 5723 Posts

If your an A-hole she will call your more...

Try being nice... and polite.....Respect her...You do that..... I guarantee she will leave you alone

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#47 C_BozkurT_C
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[QUOTE="C_BozkurT_C"]tell her you have aidsFoolz3h

After sleeping with her!

if you insist! :twisted:
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#48 Foolz3h
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[QUOTE="Foolz3h"]

[QUOTE="C_BozkurT_C"]tell her you have aidsC_BozkurT_C

After sleeping with her!

if you insist! :twisted:

This is starting to sound like a date!

You get the coffee, I'll make it hot!

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#49 Cube_of_MooN
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Send her a picture of a naked woman. I bet that would work.
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#50 KG86
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Have sex with their sister and/or mother.
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