What's the purpose of underwear?

I have wondered the answer to this question my whole life and it fells like this is teh place to ask it. are there multiple reasons why we wear it? It seems that I could save some money by not wearing any. Living teh free life makes you fell, well, "free". I cannot explain the feeling I get when I go to public places and think "I'm not wearing underwear right now, and all these people don't know that". Freedom is the best way to describe it. I have freedom and I'm not afraid to abuse it!!

So, GS, what is your reason for wearing underwear? Or why do you think our society has forced underwear-wearing upon us?

Having racing stripes in your jeans would suck.

Having racing stripes in your jeans would suck.

Oleg_Huzwog

Having racing stripes in your jeans would suck.

Oleg_Huzwog

to avoid pansing mishapsleonard88

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Having racing stripes in your jeans would suck.

Surrealist13

Having racing stripes in your jeans would suck.

Oleg_Huzwog

[QUOTE="Surrealist13"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Having racing stripes in your jeans would suck.

Pirate700

Thats the reason why I decided year ago, to just not wear any.....GTA_dude

[QUOTE="Pirate700"][QUOTE="Surrealist13"]This is true. So shouldn't you be wearing a diaper, though?Surrealist13

The main reason is to keep bodily "stuff" like pee drips, skidmarks, femanine fluids, etc. from going beyond that point. You can always tell when someone isn't wearing any because they will have crap stain through the back of their jeans. Pirate700

So having your fly down doesn't result in more embrassment.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]The main reason is to keep bodily "stuff" like pee drips, skidmarks, femanine fluids, etc. from going beyond that point. You can always tell when someone isn't wearing any because they will have crap stain through the back of their jeans. SpidersRMe

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]The main reason is to keep bodily "stuff" like pee drips, skidmarks, femanine fluids, etc. from going beyond that point. You can always tell when someone isn't wearing any because they will have crap stain through the back of their jeans. SpidersRMe

You don't have any idea wtf I'm talking about do you? It has nothing to do with control over your body. :lol:Pirate700

When I cleanse my colon, it's fully cleansed.

I go commando all the time, and I've never once had crap stains on the back of my jeans.

You wipe your dick after you pee? :|Pirate700

[QUOTE="leonard88"]to avoid pansing mishapsSurrealist13

[QUOTE="Pirate700"] You don't have any idea wtf I'm talking about do you? It has nothing to do with control over your body. :lol:Surrealist13

When I cleanse my colon, it's fully cleansed.

I go commando all the time, and I've never once had crap stains on the back of my jeans.

I haven't had 'skid marks' since I was a kid. It's not too hard to wipe till the paper stays white.br0kenrabbit

[QUOTE="Pirate700"] You wipe your dick after you pee? :|SpidersRMe

[QUOTE="Surrealist13"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"] You don't have any idea wtf I'm talking about do you? It has nothing to do with control over your body. :lol:Pirate700

When I cleanse my colon, it's fully cleansed.

I go commando all the time, and I've never once had crap stains on the back of my jeans.

So you have never, ever in your life not completely shaken off? Give me a break some of your guys are either lying or arent human. :PPirate700

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]The main reason is to keep bodily "stuff" like pee drips, skidmarks, femanine fluids, etc. from going beyond that point. You can always tell when someone isn't wearing any because they will have crap stain through the back of their jeans. SpidersRMe

[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"][QUOTE="Pirate700"] You wipe your dick after you pee? :|Pirate700

[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]The main reason is to keep bodily "stuff" like pee drips, skidmarks, femanine fluids, etc. from going beyond that point. You can always tell when someone isn't wearing any because they will have crap stain through the back of their jeans. GTA_dude

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]So you have never, ever in your life not completely shaken off? Give me a break some of your guys are either lying or arent human. :PSpidersRMe

[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]]Of course, but a drop or two of urine isn't going to ruin anyone's day.Pirate700

[QUOTE="GTA_dude"]Thats the reason why I decided year ago, to just not wear any.....Surrealist13

That reminds me of that quote from the Simpsons; "Nothing like an open backdoor for maximum comfort." or something like that.

To protect your gonads from zippers.sonicare

[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]The main reason is to keep bodily "stuff" like pee drips, skidmarks, femanine fluids, etc. from going beyond that point. You can always tell when someone isn't wearing any because they will have crap stain through the back of their jeans. Pirate700

[QUOTE="Pirate700"][QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]]Of course, but a drop or two of urine isn't going to ruin anyone's day.SpidersRMe

[QUOTE="Pirate700"][QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]Toilet paper. Do you use it?Brutal_Elitegs

[QUOTE="Pirate700"][QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]Toilet paper. Do you use it?Brutal_Elitegs

I'd also like to say, as a commando, that it's not your junk that gets caught in the zipper, it's your hair. And goddamn, does it hurt.SpidersRMe

Their's not to reason why,their's but to wear the underwear.SavageM2

]If you honestly wipe your ****, there is something humorously wrong. :lol:Pirate700

Their's not to reason why, their's but to wear the underwear.SavageM2

[QUOTE="SavageM2"]Their's not to reason why, their's but to wear the underwear.Pirate700