What's the purpose of underwear?

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#51 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]]If you honestly wipe your ****, there is something humorously wrong. :lol:senses_fail_06
:lol: this thread is killing me :lol:

This thread is pretty full of win right now. :lol:
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#52 Surrealist13
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in generel,what's the purpose of clothes? we were born naked,lets live nakedesbastica
Well, yea I definitely agree with that. But no, then we would be arrested. Society forces you to cover up who you are or else be punished.
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#53 thepwninator
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in generel,what's the purpose of clothes? we were born naked,lets live nakedesbastica
Would you honestly want that to be the case if, say, you were to go up to your grandparents' house? Or, worse...a nursing home? *shudders*
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#54 Xeros606
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Having racing stripes in your jeans would suck.

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Funny.. We call them breaking tracks :lol:

i call them skid marks :lol:
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#55 Surrealist13
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"][QUOTE="SavageM2"]Their's not to reason why, their's but to wear the underwear.SavageM2
Can we get that in some form of English please? :|

No

Okay then.......
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#56 Surrealist13
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[QUOTE="esbastica"]in generel,what's the purpose of clothes? we were born naked,lets live nakedthepwninator
Would you honestly want that to be the case if, say, you were to go up to your grandparents' house? Or, worse...a nursing home? *shudders*

Well you could wear clothes in those situations if you wanted to.
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#57 SavageM2
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[QUOTE="SavageM2"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]Can we get that in some form of English please? :|Surrealist13
No

Okay then.......

I was trying to make a funny, it didn't work out. :lol: I edited the other post.
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#58 steelhokie123
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Having your manhood jangle around isn't very pleasant.foxhound_fox
that's more the reason for athletic boxers
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#59 SolidSnake35
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What about the dudes who sag their jeans? What's on show already is bad enough.
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#60 Surrealist13
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[QUOTE="Surrealist13"][QUOTE="SavageM2"] NoSavageM2
Okay then.......

I was trying to make a funny, it didn't work out. :lol: I edited the other post.

I still don't get it.
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#61 Djdiddles77
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To hold your junk!!!:lol:
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#62 Surrealist13
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What about the dudes who sag their jeans? What's on show already is bad enough.SolidSnake35
I've actually already seen these people's butts, and they wear underwear.
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#63 SavageM2
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[QUOTE="SavageM2"][QUOTE="Surrealist13"]Okay then.......Surrealist13
I was trying to make a funny, it didn't work out. :lol: I edited the other post.

I still don't get it.

What don't you get, exactly? I was just joking saying "who cares, just wear damn underwear". :P
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#64 Surrealist13
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[QUOTE="Surrealist13"][QUOTE="SavageM2"] I was trying to make a funny, it didn't work out. :lol: I edited the other post.SavageM2
I still don't get it.

What don't you get, exactly? I was just joking saying "who cares, just wear damn underwear". :P

MMkay.
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#65 Bauers-Twin
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wow jeans if you were a guy with no udnerwear idk about you but i think that would feel very unpleasant.
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#66 Neon-Tiger
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Having your manhood jangle around isn't very pleasant.foxhound_fox
It can be.
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#67 SpidersRMe
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wow jeans if you were a guy with no udnerwear idk about you but i think that would feel very unpleasant.Bauers-Twin
Denim isn't that coarse.
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#68 ghoklebutter
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To wear it?
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#69 Funkyhamster
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:lol: This thread delivers.
What about the dudes who sag their jeans? What's on show already is bad enough.SolidSnake35
For what it's worth, plenty of sagging dudes sag their boxers as well...
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#70 morpheusnj
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well I wear underwear so I dont have to feel my jeans. like I dont think my private stuff wants to feel the front of my jeans. jeans arent THAT comfortable now and underwear are. :P
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#71 PandaOfDom
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I wear underwear so i do not have the temptation to put my hands down my pants.
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#73 aliblabla2007
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Nobody wants to see me with my pants down. They want to see me even less when I don't have underwear.
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#74 DBScott11
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boxers let ur manhood slightly jangle without it beein too much if a breeze and is comfotable
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#75 Dman0017
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so you have less of a chance of catching your frank and/or beans in the zipper
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#76 bigd575
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lol funny thread.
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#77 Sajedene
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For boobage support and it makes me feel sexy when I wear sexy underwear (and for the pleasure of the viewing party)... I think those are the only reasons why I wear it.
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#78 domatron23
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For boobage support and it makes me feel sexy when I wear sexy underwear (and for the pleasure of the viewing party)... I think those are the only reasons why I wear it. Sajedene
You support your boobs with underwear? This thread is so freaking awesome. Personally I don't wipe my dick after going to the toilet and yes, no matter how much you shake it there's always a droip waiting once you put it back in.
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#79 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]For boobage support and it makes me feel sexy when I wear sexy underwear (and for the pleasure of the viewing party)... I think those are the only reasons why I wear it. domatron23
You support your boobs with underwear? This thread is so freaking awesome. Personally I don't wipe my dick after going to the toilet and yes, no matter how much you shake it there's always a droip waiting once you put it back in.

Isn't a bra underwear?
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#80 Cherokee_Jack
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This thread is a keeper.
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#81 spawnassasin
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got to have some restrictions besides like the other guy said i to would be tempted to keep my hands down my pants all day:P
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#82 CreepingDeath_
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Isn't a bra underwear?Sajedene
underwear noun undergarment worn next to the skin and under the outer garments

According to dictionary.com, yes it is.

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For boobage support and it makes me feel sexy when I wear sexy underwear (and for the pleasure of the viewing party)... I think those are the only reasons why I wear it. Sajedene

Pics, or it never happened.

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#84 xXMcClaneXx
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]The main reason is to keep bodily "stuff" like pee drips, skidmarks, femanine fluids, etc. from going beyond that point. You can always tell when someone isn't wearing any because they will have crap stain through the back of their jeans. SpidersRMe
Toilet paper. Do you use it?

hahaha couldnt of said it better myself

the only time im ever commando is right after sex....i usually just put my pants back on and mingle till shes leaves lol

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#85 SinfulPotato
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I'm sure your man hood rubbing agesnt jeans feels SO GOOD... its like sand paper!
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#86 BiafraBeliever
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I don't wear underwear, so w/e.
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#87 VirtuaCast
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My junk needs support, not to mention sticking to my leg when I get all sweaty. Who wants that?
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]For boobage support and it makes me feel sexy when I wear sexy underwear (and for the pleasure of the viewing party)... I think those are the only reasons why I wear it. StrawberryHill

Pics, or it never happened.

See, now this is why there aren't more women on this website. Anyway, underwear is needed so that men and women can keep there parts in place.
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#89 jmg128thinfrgt
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I guess if your zipper happens to open or whatever its better to have the underwear than your organs hanging out : )

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#90 ernie1989
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Support.
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#91 SpootyHead
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Keeping the swamp and stripes at bay.
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#92 zlarg32
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]For boobage support and it makes me feel sexy when I wear sexy underwear (and for the pleasure of the viewing party)... I think those are the only reasons why I wear it. StrawberryHill

Pics, or it never happened.

:lol: Oh **** this thread is EPIC WIN!!

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#93 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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in generel,what's the purpose of clothes? we were born naked,lets live nakedesbastica
Yuck. What if some little kid crapped, a girl started "bleeding," and some other person prematured? Would you really like that!? Also, it's so crazy that I just accidently zippered my junk right before I clicked on this thread. I got out of the shower, and yeah... I haven't done it in years, and the one time we talk about it... Really odd.
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#94 pvtdonut54
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this thread is classic and must be pinned forever and the TC is a genious.

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#95 Surrealist13
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For boobage supportSajedene
Well, that's different. Yes, if I had boobs I would wear a bra. There is definitely a well-know purpose to that. Some guys think it's hot when girls don't wear bras, but I just don't get that.
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#96 KOTORkicker
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Well, why do you wear socks?

EDIT: Oh yeah, I just remembered that scene from a Ben Stiller film where his junk gets caught between his zipper. I think that's why I wear underwear.

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#97 Surrealist13
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this thread is classic and must be pinned forever and the TC is a genious.

pvtdonut54
Why thank you. That makes me feel quite special. I didn't expect it to be such a hit. I thought people would think it was really dumb and/or it would get locked.
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#98 pvtdonut54
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[QUOTE="pvtdonut54"]

this thread is classic and must be pinned forever and the TC is a genious.

Surrealist13

Why thank you. That makes me feel quite special. I didn't expect it to be such a hit. I thought people would think it was really dumb and/or it would get locked.

that is the genious of it :D

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#99 Sajedene
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]For boobage supportSurrealist13
Well, that's different. Yes, if I had boobs I would wear a bra. There is definitely a well-know purpose to that. Some guys think it's hot when girls don't wear bras, but I just don't get that.

They like the gravity look? With that said, why wont men with man boobs wear a manziere/the bro?
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#100 Surrealist13
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Well, why do you wear socks?KOTORkicker
My feet stink really bad, so it keeps that aroma from reaching other noses, and I also have nasty looking feet so I keep that sight from reaching other eyeballs. They also protect your feet and keep them from getting dirty.