[QUOTE="skullkrusher13"][QUOTE="staindcoldlp"][QUOTE="skullkrusher13"] [QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]Eat a steak next time she comes around.THE_DRUGGIE
with your bare hands.
And make sure it's raw. Or looks at least looks raw and bloody.
and make groaning/savioring noises while chewing it, like your having the best meal in your life.
And don't forget the snarling. Also, if possible, try to stop shaving for a few days to get a rugged look.
Go one step further, file your teeth to sharp points, stain your shirt with blood, and wear contact lenses that make your eyes look red. Also, communicate in a series of grunts, snarls, barks, and growls. You could even make a point to make yourself as filthy as possible. To top it off, put on some black eyeliner to make it look like you've lost sleep by hunting for the animal all night! That should do the trick.
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