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#1 Dmw09
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mine is " you are one pathetic loser " from dumb and dumber

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#2 PlasmaBeam44
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"You can wish in one hand and crap in the other. See which one gets filled first." That's from Grumpier Old Men.
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#3 Matt-4542
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"Victims, Arent We All?"- The Crow

"Youre One Ugly MF."- Predator

"That's it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"- Aliens

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#4 Dmw09
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"Live or Die Make Your Choice" Saw series is another good one
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#5 ALTER_duo
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"I want answers!"

"You want answers!?"

"I want the truth!"

"You want the truth!?"

"I think I'm entitled!"

"SON, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

- A few good men... the only performance tom was ever good in.

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#6 cheatymcshifty
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"Go with god"

"God's gonna sit this one out"- punisher

Not my favorite, but the first that poped into my head.

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#7 ALTER_duo
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"You aint cool unless you pee yo pants! Everyone does it, it's da coolest!"

- Billy Madison... epic

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#8 Dmw09
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I thought the punisher was a lame comic book movie

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#9 Dmw09
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"You aint cool unless you pee yo pants! Everyone does it, it's da coolest!"

- Billy Madison... epic

how could i have forgotton that one. or the scene with chris farley says "GET BACK ON THE BUS"

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#10 PlasmaBeam44
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"You aint cool unless you pee yo pants! Everyone does it, it's da coolest!"

- Billy Madison... epic

ALTER_duo

"NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!!!" So epic.

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#11 ALTER_duo
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[QUOTE="ALTER_duo"]

"You aint cool unless you pee yo pants! Everyone does it, it's da coolest!"

- Billy Madison... epic

how could i have forgotton that one. or the scene with chris farley says "GET BACK ON THE BUS"

Dmw09

"that veronica vaugne... you know me and her got it on one night!"

"no you didnt"

"you're right, but I know a guy who ta-"

"no they didnt"

"but can you imagine what it'd be like if they did?"

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"Hey! who rules!?"

"O'Doyale rules!"

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"O'Doyale I have a feeling your whole family's goin down, but right now I gotta study!"

-

*BLAM*

"Glad I called that guy"

*erik crying on the floor with hole in his butt from a sniper shot"

-

all that is good... i have more too....

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#12 monkeytoes61
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Yipee ki yay mother f****r. Die Hard.
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#13 sammyjenkis898
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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

8)

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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

8)

sammyjenkis898

Huh? :|

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#15 sammyjenkis898
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[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

8)

PlasmaBeam44

Huh? :|

A Clockwork Orange..Duh..

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[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

8)

PlasmaBeam44

Huh? :|

Did you like.. make that up or something?

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#17 sagecrow
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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

8)

sammyjenkis898

Awesome... one of my favorite movies!

I was gonna say "If you hate someone, you take the consequences." From another movie of course. :)

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"when I told you I loved you I didn't say, 'let's f**k'"

"what... oh...."

"put your god***n pants back on, perv...."

"... sorry...."

I dont remember but it's so funny....

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"hey, it's you and me, friends?"

"Tyler, I want you to really listen to me"

"ok"

"My eyes are open"

*BOOM*

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#20 Film-Guy
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Some of the best quotes are from its always sunny in philadelphia:D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i0TP-uSa5Q8&feature=related

This is one of my favorite scenes from the show, its impossible to pick just one quote the show is so great.


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#21 ALTER_duo
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"I always had a preminition that I'd lose something... that's what she told me"

promised place in our early days

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"THIS IS MY TOWN! RRRAAAGGHHH!!!"

TekkonKinkrette

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"Be happy Be happy!"

TekkonKinkrette

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"nothing ever amazing happens here, everything is just normal...."

FLCL

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"yakuza... those guys are badass..."

"no those guys are queers..."

TekkonKinkrette (lots of good stuff in that movie...)

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"if you eat so many sweets like that you'll get fat"

"not if you use your brain..."

Death Note

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did some anime for you too....

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#22 Film-Guy
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I like to dissect girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?" - Patrick Bateman

One of my favorite movie quotes, I love American Psycho.

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"When I was younger, I believed what I was told. That when you called someone they would be there... that they would hear you, but I call and I never reach anyone.... Hello? Is-is anyone there? I'm so lonely.... Nobaru? I'm coming home... okay?"

Voices Of A Different Star... epic sadness

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"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." :P
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#25 ConBro
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"I'm getting you out of here."

"That's impossible."

"Not if you designed the place it isn't."

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"I'm getting you out of here."

"That's impossible."

"Not if you designed the place it isn't."

ConBro

prison break?

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#27 ALTER_duo
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[QUOTE="ConBro"]

"I'm getting you out of here."

"That's impossible."

"Not if you designed the place it isn't."

ALTER_duo

prison break?

or some nick cage movie?

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#28 Film-Guy
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Thats my favorite movie quote overall I have to say, somebody here better know where its from.

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#29 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="ConBro"]

"I'm getting you out of here."

"That's impossible."

"Not if you designed the place it isn't."

ALTER_duo

prison break?

or some nick cage movie?

The rock maybe?

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[QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="ConBro"]

"I'm getting you out of here."

"That's impossible."

"Not if you designed the place it isn't."

Film-Guy

prison break?

or some nick cage movie?

The rock maybe?

you mean walking tall or something like that? those string of movies he had in 2004 or something?

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"IM TIRED OF THSES MOTHER@#!$#% SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER@#!@#$%! PLANE!"

~ Snakes on a Plane.

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#33 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="ConBro"]

"I'm getting you out of here."

"That's impossible."

"Not if you designed the place it isn't."

ALTER_duo

prison break?

or some nick cage movie?

The rock maybe?

you mean walking tall or something like that? those string of movies he had in 2004 or something?

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Rock%20poster%201.jpg

I meant this.

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[QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="ConBro"]

"I'm getting you out of here."

"That's impossible."

"Not if you designed the place it isn't."

Film-Guy

prison break?

or some nick cage movie?

The rock maybe?

you mean walking tall or something like that? those string of movies he had in 2004 or something?

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Rock%20poster%201.jpg

I meant this.

sorry, yeah that's the movie....

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I do believe in god, and I ABSOLUTELY hate that mother F*ck*R-- Pitch Black

I love you
---I know... -----Star wars

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'That's my nindo, my ninja way'. Pwnage. Ownage.
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Arnold Schwarzenneger's character (Matrix) is holding a man over the edge of a cliff.
"Remember when I said I would kill you last?"
"Yeah... That's right, Matrix! You did!"
"I lied."

From the movie Commando.

Yeah, that movie head some really awesome Arnold moments in there :P

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i have about five million favourites.

right now it would have to be from escape from N.Y., or L.A. its in both: "Call me Snake!"

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-If Our Fathers Were Our Models For God. And Our Fathers Bailed What Does That Tell Us About God? Listen To Me. You Have To Consider The Possibility That God Does Not Like You. He Never Wanted You. In All Probability He Hates You. It's Not The Worst That Can Happen To You. **** Damnation. **** Redemption. We Are God's Unwanted Children So Be It!
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club

-"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

Pulp Fiction- Samuel L. Jackson.

God's your prankster, my boy.
Think of it. He gives man
instincts. He gives you this
extraordinary gift and then, I
swear to you -- for his own
amusement -- his own private,
cosmic gag reel -- he sets the
rules in opposition. It's the
goof of all time. Look but don't
touch. Touch but don't taste.
Taste but don't swallow. And
while you're jumping from one foot
to the other he's laughing his
sick ****ing ass off! He's a
tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's
an absentee landlord!
(incredulous)
Worship that? Never.
-Al Pacino, The Devils Advocate.

Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your...milkshake! I DRINK IT UP!
Daniel Plainview, "There Will Be Blood"
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"My wife didn't think you could manage it AT ALL!"

Fawlty towers

It doesn't make sense if you don't watch the episode but basically the person listening thought this guy was talking about sex, even though he was talking about how many times you manage a vacation

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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"][QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="ALTER_duo"][QUOTE="ConBro"]

"I'm getting you out of here."

"That's impossible."

"Not if you designed the place it isn't."

ALTER_duo

prison break?

or some nick cage movie?

The rock maybe?

you mean walking tall or something like that? those string of movies he had in 2004 or something?

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Rock%20poster%201.jpg

I meant this.

sorry, yeah that's the movie....

The best line from that movie is:

John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.

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"If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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friction is the greatest source of body heat

Smallville

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"Besides having sex with men, the Finer Things club is the gayest thing about me." -Oscar Martinez (The Office)

"In case you've forgotten, I'm pretty good at disappearing, and if you send anyone after us, I'll kill them... Pretty good at that too." -Jack Bauer (24)

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" im a man too you know i go pee pee standing up" kung pow
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Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Withnail & I

Marwood: Not even the wankers on the site would drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail: Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it

Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.
Marwood: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
Withnail: We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
Marwood: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a **** clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!
Withnail: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue; it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m6LhZJdCQY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yISYIrHtubQ

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"I want answers!"

"You want answers!?"

"I want the truth!"

"You want the truth!?"

"I think I'm entitled!"

"SON, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

- A few good men... the only performance tom was ever good in.

ALTER_duo
you best be joking.... :|
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..." - Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore, Apocalypse Now.
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He's racist but he's still 100 times better than our last neighbours, they were black
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He's racist but he's still 100 times better than our last neighbours, they were blackWhicker89

American Dad...Damn, I can't remember!