When did you accept christ into your life?

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#51 T_P_O
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"When did you?"

I think the better question for me would be "Will you accept Christ into your life?", because I haven't done such a thing yet.

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[QUOTE="mike_me"][QUOTE="BioDogshock"] Because he is not suppose to fix the worlds problems. Humans are suppose to. When you get your house sold cause you hit bankrupt you expect your parents to bail you out? No your an adult. You take care of your own problems. God is a father and like a father they shouldnt hold your hand every stepBioDogshock
So if you ask + ye shall recieve, he won't help you? God just says, "Tough ****" ? Wow... yeaahhh... PRAISE HIM..... *rolleyes*

God is not going to fix all of your problems. Its like a slot machine. You gotta keep praying and then maybe your prayer will be answered.

That is, hands down, the worst analogy I've ever heard....
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[QUOTE="BioDogshock"][QUOTE="mike_me"] So if you ask + ye shall recieve, he won't help you? God just says, "Tough ****" ? Wow... yeaahhh... PRAISE HIM..... *rolleyes*mattbbpl
God is not going to fix all of your problems. Its like a slot machine. You gotta keep praying and then maybe your prayer will be answered.

That is, hands down, the worst analogy I've ever heard....

Yup, and with that comment it is a confirmed joke topic mocking Christianity.
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[QUOTE="mattbbpl"][QUOTE="BioDogshock"] God is not going to fix all of your problems. Its like a slot machine. You gotta keep praying and then maybe your prayer will be answered.Snipes_2
That is, hands down, the worst analogy I've ever heard....

Yup, and with that comment it is a confirmed joke topic mocking Christianity.

Atleast its less tense than the others.
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#55 Immortalica
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Never.
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#56 Brendissimo35
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Have you been TOUCHED by HIS noodly appendage? If not, please embrace the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your true SAVIOR today. HE is LORD.

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#58 druglord6
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[QUOTE="thattotally"]

Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:

1. no alcohol

2. no drugs

3. no gambling

4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.

5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.

and more


No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:


But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.

Ninja-Hippo

Just so long as you don't mind that the penalty for apostasy is death.

Exactly religion of peace give me a break

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#59 scorch-62
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Have you been TOUCHED by HIS noodly apendage? If not, please embrace the Flying Spagetthi Monster as your true SAVIOR today. HE is LORD.Brendissimo35
Praise the LORD! Uh-Can I get a "Ramen!"?
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#60 KG86
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Well I'm Jewish...

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#61 cybrcatter
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Assuming you HAVE been saved.

If you havent please get saved immediently and get baptized too....

I was saved like a couple days ago

BioDogshock
This just has to be a troll thread.
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#62 Perd1t1on
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Christ's soul is constantly reborn as the entity with concience. I am the christ right now, but I think I'll just let the world burn. These tests are stoopid.
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#63 mattbbpl
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[QUOTE="thattotally"]

Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:

1. no alcohol

2. no drugs

3. no gambling

4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.

5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.

and more


No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:


But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.

Christianity, Judasim, and Islam are sister religions - they believe in, literally, the same God. I'll never understand why there is such animosity between certain members of these religions to those in the other related religions.
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#64 Snipes_2
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[QUOTE="BioDogshock"]

Assuming you HAVE been saved.

If you havent please get saved immediently and get baptized too....

I was saved like a couple days ago

cybrcatter
This just has to be a troll thread.

It is, he confirmed it.
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[QUOTE="mattbbpl"][QUOTE="thattotally"]

Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:

1. no alcohol

2. no drugs

3. no gambling

4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.

5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.

and more


No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:


But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.

Christianity, Judasim, and Islam are sister religions - they believe in, literally, the same God. I'll never understand why there is such animosity between certain members of these religions to those in the other related religions.

a mixture of us vs them mentality, and political leaders knowledge and exploitation of that for their own ends.
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#66 krazykillaz
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I haven't and can't ever see it happening to me.
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#67 stanleycup98
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[QUOTE="BioDogshock"][QUOTE="mike_me"][QUOTE="BioDogshock"] Because he is not suppose to fix the worlds problems. Humans are suppose to. When you get your house sold cause you hit bankrupt you expect your parents to bail you out? No your an adult. You take care of your own problems. God is a father and like a father they shouldnt hold your hand every step

So if you ask + ye shall recieve, he won't help you? God just says, "Tough ****" ? Wow... yeaahhh... PRAISE HIM..... *rolleyes*

God is not going to fix all of your problems. Its like a slot machine. You gotta keep praying and then maybe your prayer will be answered.

It's like this. You pray, and what you asked for happens. Oh, that's because God answered your prayer, yea God! You pray, and you don't get what you asked for. Oh, that's because God wants you to fix your own problem, thanks God for teaching me how to be independent! God is awesome!
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#68 krazy-blazer
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These religion threads are always the same..lets face it guys, this is the atheist's playground.

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#69 Vandalvideo
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Christ has always had an open invitation. That no-good mooch has just never shown up.
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#70 Brendissimo35
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[QUOTE="Brendissimo35"]Have you been TOUCHED by HIS noodly apendage? If not, please embrace the Flying Spagetthi Monster as your true SAVIOR today. HE is LORD.scorch-62
Praise the LORD! Uh-Can I get a "Ramen!"?

RAMEN brother! Praise HIM!

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#72 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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Is this thread meant to cause some sort of epic religious battle?..

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#73 jubino
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Before a possessed the mental ability to make such a decision. Thank God I had people there to speak for me :P

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#74 cheesyjon
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When I was 3, but I haven't really kept it.

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#75 MystikFollower
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Is this thread meant to cause some sort of epic religious battle?..

Xx_Hopeless_xX

If things keep heading down that road it'll be the Armageddon of religious battles :P.

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#76 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]

Is this thread meant to cause some sort of epic religious battle?..

MystikFollower

If things keep heading down that road it'll be the Armageddon of religious battles :P.

Yeah..because after reading the OP..it seems like he is just being..trollish..
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#77 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="MystikFollower"]

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]

Is this thread meant to cause some sort of epic religious battle?..

Xx_Hopeless_xX

If things keep heading down that road it'll be the Armageddon of religious battles :P.

Yeah..because after reading the OP..it seems like he is just being..trollish..

But with good intentions. :P
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#78 CRS98
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Nine Divine all the way.
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#79 Mario2007
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[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"][QUOTE="MystikFollower"]

If things keep heading down that road it'll be the Armageddon of religious battles :P.

mindstorm

Yeah..because after reading the OP..it seems like he is just being..trollish..

But with good intentions. :P

Unless he was trying to make Christianity look back... which i think is very possible

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#80 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"] Yeah..because after reading the OP..it seems like he is just being..trollish..Mario2007

But with good intentions. :P

Unless he was trying to make Christianity look back... which i think is very possible

Quiet possibly. I'm just trying to be overly optimistic. :P
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#81 thattotally
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[QUOTE="thattotally"]

Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:

1. no alcohol

2. no drugs

3. no gambling

4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.

5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.

and more


No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:


But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.

mattbbpl

Christianity, Judasim, and Islam are sister religions - they believe in, literally, the same God. I'll never understand why there is such animosity between certain members of these religions to those in the other related religions.

Did you just quote me without even reading the points written? They're clearly on display for you.

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#82 BlakcCrow
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HMMMM I've really been thinking about it lately, but i'm just not ambitious enough to turn my life around right now.:( But I can ALMOST promise you that that will happen very soon.:roll:

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[QUOTE="mattbbpl"][QUOTE="thattotally"]

Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:

1. no alcohol

2. no drugs

3. no gambling

4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.

5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.

and more


No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:


But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.

thattotally

Christianity, Judasim, and Islam are sister religions - they believe in, literally, the same God. I'll never understand why there is such animosity between certain members of these religions to those in the other related religions.

Did you just quote me without even reading the points written? They're clearly on display for you.

Whoa, settle down. Of course I read them. It's just that I find some of them to be pretty fallacious and the others to be unworthy of hatred between the groups.

Take 4, for example - Christianity also decries such acts as prostitution/strip clubs and the degredation of women, and to claim that Islam is so far ahead in this area seems rather specious considering how many Muslim nations treat the fairer sex.

As far as 5 is concerned, community and fellowship is also a core value of Christianity/Judaism, so I don't understand why you brought this up.

Points 1 through 3 are either considered sins or things that can lead to sins when not handled with care and moderation.

Regardless, most of these are small differing points that are held between the religions (and even between different denominations of the same religions). I see no reason to be hostile towards each other over them. They simply aren't worth twisting religions based on peace into religions filled with hatred, violence, and intolerance (i.e. throwing away the core of the faiths in favor of fighting over fringe differences).

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I don't find fairy tale characters to be real or able to save me.

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#85 munkeypoo45
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when i was born/a baby because my parents a catholics so they quickly baptized me when i was a baby.

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[QUOTE="mike_me"][QUOTE="BioDogshock"]God is not going to fix all of your problems. Its like a slot machine. You gotta keep praying and then maybe your prayer will be answered.

Bahaha!!! Oh I am so glad this is now a confirmed joke topic. I knew you couldn't be serious, man. You actually had me.

I'm sure the slot machine is rigged. My mother has be praying for years and none of her prays have paid out. :P
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I was born and raised a lutheran, I was even confirmated. I regret that. I don't believe in God, as in the Christian god. I am more or less agnostic/wiccan/lulz.
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Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:

1. no alcohol

2. no drugs

3. no gambling

4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.

5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.

and more


No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:


But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.

thattotally

I'm sorry I don't want to give up pork to be saved by a phantom god.

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#89 Vandalvideo
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I'm sorry I don't want to give up pork to be saved by a phantom god.Deihjan
What has pork ever done for you besides thighs?
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#90 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"] I'm sorry I don't want to give up pork to be saved by a phantom god.Vandalvideo
What has pork ever done for you besides thighs?

It tastes good, and I like meat in general.
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#91 Vandalvideo
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[QUOTE="Vandalvideo"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] I'm sorry I don't want to give up pork to be saved by a phantom god.Deihjan
What has pork ever done for you besides thighs?

It tastes good, and I like meat in general.

I heard Jesus tastes good too. Plus he gets you drunk if you drink enough of him.
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I was born and raised a lutheran, I was even confirmated. I regret that. I don't believe in God, as in the Christian god. I am more or less agnostic/wiccan/lulz.

lulz is a great fraternity of fantastic individuals.
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#93 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Vandalvideo"] I heard Jesus tastes good too. Plus he gets you drunk if you drink enough of him.

I have been eating and drinking Jesus for years until I turned 13 and got confirmated. I don't wanna go back to grape seed wine and wheat waffers :P[QUOTE="cybrcatter"] lulz is a great fraternity of fantastic individuals.

it also has a fantastic bbq party every year.
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#94 Litchie
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I believe Jesus was a nice person and a good speaker, but the son of God? Ridiculous. Does God exist? No idea. I don't completely dismiss the idea of the existance of a god, though.

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#96 Fizzman
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i was saved by the almight JESUS CHRIST "all caps" because every letter in his name is important fore score and seven years ago.

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#97 ANNIHILISM
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i was saved when i was 13 years old. and then i kindly unsaved myself about a year later when i learned to think for myself.
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#98 Desulated
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Assuming you HAVE been saved.

If you havent please get saved immediently and get baptized too....

I was saved like a couple days ago

BioDogshock

Please don't try to preach me like those door to door preachers.

I don't want tobe saved, I'm 100% hell material. :twisted:

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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I was born and raised a lutheran, I was even confirmated. I regret that. I don't believe in God, as in the Christian god. I am more or less agnostic/wiccan/lulz.

Do you mean "Confirmed"? OR did you type it "Confirmated" on purpose? Like as a joke or something?
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#100 Snipes_2
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i was saved when i was 13 years old. and then i kindly unsaved myself about a year later when i learned to think for myself.ANNIHILISM
So, Religious people don't think for themselves?