"When did you?"
I think the better question for me would be "Will you accept Christ into your life?", because I haven't done such a thing yet.
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[QUOTE="mike_me"][QUOTE="BioDogshock"] Because he is not suppose to fix the worlds problems. Humans are suppose to. When you get your house sold cause you hit bankrupt you expect your parents to bail you out? No your an adult. You take care of your own problems. God is a father and like a father they shouldnt hold your hand every stepBioDogshockSo if you ask + ye shall recieve, he won't help you? God just says, "Tough ****" ? Wow... yeaahhh... PRAISE HIM..... *rolleyes* God is not going to fix all of your problems. Its like a slot machine. You gotta keep praying and then maybe your prayer will be answered. That is, hands down, the worst analogy I've ever heard....
[QUOTE="BioDogshock"][QUOTE="mike_me"] So if you ask + ye shall recieve, he won't help you? God just says, "Tough ****" ? Wow... yeaahhh... PRAISE HIM..... *rolleyes*mattbbplGod is not going to fix all of your problems. Its like a slot machine. You gotta keep praying and then maybe your prayer will be answered. That is, hands down, the worst analogy I've ever heard.... Yup, and with that comment it is a confirmed joke topic mocking Christianity.
[QUOTE="mattbbpl"][QUOTE="BioDogshock"] God is not going to fix all of your problems. Its like a slot machine. You gotta keep praying and then maybe your prayer will be answered.Snipes_2That is, hands down, the worst analogy I've ever heard....Yup, and with that comment it is a confirmed joke topic mocking Christianity. Atleast its less tense than the others.
Have you been TOUCHED by HIS noodly appendage? If not, please embrace the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your true SAVIOR today. HE is LORD.
Just so long as you don't mind that the penalty for apostasy is death. Exactly religion of peace give me a break[QUOTE="thattotally"]
Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:
1. no alcohol
2. no drugs
3. no gambling
4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.
5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.
and more
No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:
But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.
Ninja-Hippo
This just has to be a troll thread.Assuming you HAVE been saved.
If you havent please get saved immediently and get baptized too....
I was saved like a couple days ago
BioDogshock
Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:
1. no alcohol
2. no drugs
3. no gambling
4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.
5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.
and more
No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:
But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.
Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:
1. no alcohol
2. no drugs
3. no gambling
4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.
5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.
and more
No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:
But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.
[QUOTE="Brendissimo35"]Have you been TOUCHED by HIS noodly apendage? If not, please embrace the Flying Spagetthi Monster as your true SAVIOR today. HE is LORD.scorch-62Praise the LORD! Uh-Can I get a "Ramen!"?
RAMEN brother! Praise HIM!
Is this thread meant to cause some sort of epic religious battle?..
Xx_Hopeless_xX
If things keep heading down that road it'll be the Armageddon of religious battles :P.
[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]
Is this thread meant to cause some sort of epic religious battle?..
MystikFollower
If things keep heading down that road it'll be the Armageddon of religious battles :P.
Yeah..because after reading the OP..it seems like he is just being..trollish..[QUOTE="MystikFollower"][QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]
Is this thread meant to cause some sort of epic religious battle?..
Xx_Hopeless_xX
If things keep heading down that road it'll be the Armageddon of religious battles :P.
Yeah..because after reading the OP..it seems like he is just being..trollish.. But with good intentions. :P[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"][QUOTE="MystikFollower"]Yeah..because after reading the OP..it seems like he is just being..trollish.. But with good intentions. :PUnless he was trying to make Christianity look back... which i think is very possibleIf things keep heading down that road it'll be the Armageddon of religious battles :P.
mindstorm
But with good intentions. :PUnless he was trying to make Christianity look back... which i think is very possible Quiet possibly. I'm just trying to be overly optimistic. :P[QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"] Yeah..because after reading the OP..it seems like he is just being..trollish..Mario2007
[QUOTE="thattotally"]Christianity, Judasim, and Islam are sister religions - they believe in, literally, the same God. I'll never understand why there is such animosity between certain members of these religions to those in the other related religions.Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:
1. no alcohol
2. no drugs
3. no gambling
4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.
5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.
and more
No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:
But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.
mattbbpl
Did you just quote me without even reading the points written? They're clearly on display for you.
Christianity, Judasim, and Islam are sister religions - they believe in, literally, the same God. I'll never understand why there is such animosity between certain members of these religions to those in the other related religions.[QUOTE="mattbbpl"][QUOTE="thattotally"]
Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:
1. no alcohol
2. no drugs
3. no gambling
4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.
5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.
and more
No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:
But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.
thattotally
Did you just quote me without even reading the points written? They're clearly on display for you.
Whoa, settle down. Of course I read them. It's just that I find some of them to be pretty fallacious and the others to be unworthy of hatred between the groups.Take 4, for example - Christianity also decries such acts as prostitution/strip clubs and the degredation of women, and to claim that Islam is so far ahead in this area seems rather specious considering how many Muslim nations treat the fairer sex.
As far as 5 is concerned, community and fellowship is also a core value of Christianity/Judaism, so I don't understand why you brought this up.
Points 1 through 3 are either considered sins or things that can lead to sins when not handled with care and moderation.
Regardless, most of these are small differing points that are held between the religions (and even between different denominations of the same religions). I see no reason to be hostile towards each other over them. They simply aren't worth twisting religions based on peace into religions filled with hatred, violence, and intolerance (i.e. throwing away the core of the faiths in favor of fighting over fringe differences).
when i was born/a baby because my parents a catholics so they quickly baptized me when i was a baby.
I'm sorry I don't want to give up pork to be saved by a phantom god.Christians should have converted to Islam 1400 years ago. The reason why Westerners never will convert to Islam because:
1. no alcohol
2. no drugs
3. no gambling
4. no strip clubs/prostitution/exploitation of women, etc.
5. Fundamentals include building a strong community where everyone works together and people are dependable.
and more
No way will Western civilization ever want that. No alcohol? Why they'd rather perish apparently :roll:
But it's your life. I am just pointing these facts out, without trying to tell anyone how to live their own life.
thattotally
I'm sorry I don't want to give up pork to be saved by a phantom god.DeihjanWhat has pork ever done for you besides thighs?
[QUOTE="Vandalvideo"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] I'm sorry I don't want to give up pork to be saved by a phantom god.DeihjanWhat has pork ever done for you besides thighs? It tastes good, and I like meat in general. I heard Jesus tastes good too. Plus he gets you drunk if you drink enough of him.
Assuming you HAVE been saved.
If you havent please get saved immediently and get baptized too....
I was saved like a couple days ago
BioDogshock
Please don't try to preach me like those door to door preachers.
I don't want tobe saved, I'm 100% hell material. :twisted:
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