Where is God located?

If he is in heaven then where is that?

It can't be in the clouds because they are just water.

So is heaven in space?

Another example that science and religion does not mix.

Hilarious.

Heaven is outside of space, of time. Heaven is pretty much an alternate univese, if you will.

If he is in heaven then where is that?

It can't be in the clouds because they are just water.

So is heaven in space?

Another example that science and religion does not mix.

SlickAndJick

No, that's an example of taking the Bible too literally. Science has a long way to go before it even comes anywhere near the end of our universe. For an amazing being such as God, putting Heaven at the end of our universe would just be like putting it next door for himself.

Considering how much of a joke the bible is. God is located where ever you want it to be.hoop_hard

a joke :shock:. Please back that up :|

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"]Considering how much of a joke the bible is. God is located where ever you want it to be.Tjeremiah1988

a joke :shock:. Please back that up :|

He's got the Big Bang bang theory to back everything up!

The answer is really complicated. God is not tangible. He is in no one place.

The answer is really complicated. God is not tangible. He is in no one place.

jim_shorts

So he's everywhere, even in my ... gym shorts?! :o

I get really frustrated at how illogical and naive relgious people can be.

*Avoids flame war*

DoHo

Roffles.

[QUOTE="jim_shorts"]

The answer is really complicated. God is not tangible. He is in no one place.

JustPlainLucas

So he's everywhere, even in my ... gym shorts?! :o

[QUOTE="SlickAndJick"]

If he is in heaven then where is that?

It can't be in the clouds because they are just water.

So is heaven in space?

Another example that science and religion does not mix.

JustPlainLucas

No, that's an example of taking the Bible too literally. Science has a long way to go before it even comes anywhere near the end of our universe. For an amazing being such as God, putting Heaven at the end of our universe would just be like putting it next door for himself.

Please explain yourself better.

God is write here posting this postWhicker89

I have God captive in the body of an old man in a hospital in southern Jersey.

Not my fault he liked skee ball.

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]God is write here posting this postDoHo

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"]Considering how much of a joke the bible is. God is located where ever you want it to be.Tjeremiah1988

a joke :shock:. Please back that up :|

If you ever read the Bible and if you ever read Greek Mythology. You will find that most of the stories from the Bible can be found in Greek Mythology. So in essence, The Bible is a ripped off version of Greek Mythology only changed to fit the Christian Religion. So its a joke.

[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"]Considering how much of a joke the bible is. God is located where ever you want it to be.hoop_hard

a joke :shock:. Please back that up :|

If you ever read the Bible and if you ever read Greek Mythology. You will find that most of the stories from the Bible can be found in Greek Mythology. So in essence, The Bible is a ripped off version of Greek Mythology only changed to fit the Christian Religion. So its a joke.

Proof?

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"][QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"]Considering how much of a joke the bible is. God is located where ever you want it to be.Silver_Dragon17

a joke :shock:. Please back that up :|

If you ever read the Bible and if you ever read Greek Mythology. You will find that most of the stories from the Bible can be found in Greek Mythology. So in essence, The Bible is a ripped off version of Greek Mythology only changed to fit the Christian Religion. So its a joke.

Proof?

THERE'S A GOD??!!! OMG!!! xtn702

[QUOTE="DoHo"]

I get really frustrated at how illogical and naive relgious people can be.

*Avoids flame war*

Celldrax

Roffles.

[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"]Considering how much of a joke the bible is. God is located where ever you want it to be.hoop_hard

a joke :shock:. Please back that up :|

If you ever read the Bible and if you ever read Greek Mythology. You will find that most of the stories from the Bible can be found in Greek Mythology. So in essence, The Bible is a ripped off version of Greek Mythology only changed to fit the Christian Religion. So its a joke.

I think I watched something on the history channel explaining the story of Noah in this context. It could also be used to re afirm that the events actually took place unless you would like to compare time tables regaurding said events. Also when speaking about God you automatically mentioned the Bible and not the Quran, what is to be said of the Quran?

[QUOTE="Celldrax"][QUOTE="DoHo"]

I get really frustrated at how illogical and naive relgious people can be.

*Avoids flame war*

Giangio

Roffles.

Though, I don't know if you're being serious, yet.

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"][QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"]Considering how much of a joke the bible is. God is located where ever you want it to be.Silver_Dragon17

a joke :shock:. Please back that up :|

If you ever read the Bible and if you ever read Greek Mythology. You will find that most of the stories from the Bible can be found in Greek Mythology. So in essence, The Bible is a ripped off version of Greek Mythology only changed to fit the Christian Religion. So its a joke.

Proof?

Sure thing buddy.

Here is an example,

I'm sure you know of Achilies right? Well if you don't here's the 411. He was a Greek hero who could only die by having his heel wounded. Isn't that strange? Now didn't I read this in the Bible somwhere???

Oh yes, I did. It was the prophecy of Christ in Genesis 3:15

"I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed: it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. "

Would you like more proof?

Your thinking in the natural and not in the spiritual, if heaven were a place that we could find what would stop us from tring to go there now?
lanomaly21l

Gates?

[QUOTE="lanomaly21l"]Your thinking in the natural and not in the spiritual, if heaven were a place that we could find what would stop us from tring to go there now?
Hewkii

Gates?

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"][QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"]Considering how much of a joke the bible is. God is located where ever you want it to be.lanomaly21l

a joke :shock:. Please back that up :|

If you ever read the Bible and if you ever read Greek Mythology. You will find that most of the stories from the Bible can be found in Greek Mythology. So in essence, The Bible is a ripped off version of Greek Mythology only changed to fit the Christian Religion. So its a joke.

I think I watched something on the history channel explaining the story of Noah in this context. It could also be used to re afirm that the events actually took place unless you would like to compare time tables regaurding said events. Also when speaking about God you automatically mentioned the Bible and not the Quran, what is to be said of the Quran?

Sure thing buddy.

Here is an example,

I'm sure you know of Achilies right? Well if you don't here's the 411. He was a Greek hero who could only die by having his heel wounded. Isn't that strange? Now didn't I read this in the Bible somwhere???

Oh yes, I did. It was the prophecy of Christ in Genesis 3:15

"I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed: it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. "

Would you like more proof?

hoop_hard

[QUOTE="hoop_hard"]

Sure thing buddy.

Here is an example,

I'm sure you know of Achilies right? Well if you don't here's the 411. He was a Greek hero who could only die by having his heel wounded. Isn't that strange? Now didn't I read this in the Bible somwhere???

Oh yes, I did. It was the prophecy of Christ in Genesis 3:15

"I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed: it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. "

Would you like more proof?

jim_shorts

Heathen! Blasphemer! Homedawg!

[QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="hoop_hard"]

Sure thing buddy.

Here is an example,

I'm sure you know of Achilies right? Well if you don't here's the 411. He was a Greek hero who could only die by having his heel wounded. Isn't that strange? Now didn't I read this in the Bible somwhere???

Oh yes, I did. It was the prophecy of Christ in Genesis 3:15

"I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed: it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. "

Would you like more proof?

Greatgone12

Heathen! Blasphemer! Homedawg!

[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="jim_shorts"][QUOTE="hoop_hard"]

Sure thing buddy.

Here is an example,

I'm sure you know of Achilies right? Well if you don't here's the 411. He was a Greek hero who could only die by having his heel wounded. Isn't that strange? Now didn't I read this in the Bible somwhere???

Oh yes, I did. It was the prophecy of Christ in Genesis 3:15

"I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed: it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. "

Would you like more proof?

Giangio

Heathen! Blasphemer! Homedawg!

It also says seed, and woman. Probably a re-iteration of the Adam and Eve story right? :roll:Giangio

Everyone here who talks about the "bible being a joke", go join the satanist union! Do all you people think it's just a coincidence everything we have is there? We have brains! Wow I never knew that! It's amazing how a big bang in space made life. Bangs KILL people, not create them. I know people have their religions,but go 'dis the bible in the satanist union.wiiruler47

are you serious?:|

Do all you people think it's just a coincidence everything we have is there? wiiruler47

pretty much.

Everyone here who talks about the "bible being a joke", go join the satanist union! Do all you people think it's just a coincidence everything we have is there? We have brains! Wow I never knew that! It's amazing how a big bang in space made life. Bangs KILL people, not create them. I know people have their religions,but go 'dis the bible in the satanist union.wiiruler47

thats a sick union.

[QUOTE="wiiruler47"]Everyone here who talks about the "bible being a joke", go join the satanist union! Do all you people think it's just a coincidence everything we have is there? We have brains! Wow I never knew that! It's amazing how a big bang in space made life. Bangs KILL people, not create them. I know people have their religions,but go 'dis the bible in the satanist union.Tjeremiah1988

thats a sick union.