Why Are We Here?

Because the Annunaki wanted servents. /thread

We are here for the lulz.

...Because we are. We don't need a reason to be...

We are here for the lulz.

Co0kieMonsterxX

Because the Annunaki wanted servents. /thread

hillelslovak

God.
Yes, but almost as important

the random.

[QUOTE="bangell99"]

...Because we are. We don't need a reason to be...

FastNorwegian

God?

No. :|

I don't know, and I'm willing to bet nobody else does either.

Allah?eno_crux

all of us are consecutions of a night of carousing

The Answer: We are here because toad get all the B******eno_crux

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much sometimes they decided to show how much they love each other. But then one time daddy forgot to be safe with mommy and then you were born.

[QUOTE="eno_crux"]The Answer: We are here because toad get all the B******michael_1234576

The Answer: We are here because toad get all the B******eno_crux

Solomon wrote in Holy Writ the answer to this question,

13Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

Because we are the luckiest genetic mutation on earth, that's why.

Solomon wrote in Holy Writ the answer to this question,

13Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

maheo30

Solomon wrote in Holy Writ the answer to this question,

13Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

maheo30

ahh for teh lulzeno_crux

Why we're here would depend on where we came from. If there really is a god, then there many be a point to life, whether it be to worship him or just to enjoy life. However if there isn't a god, then there's a chance that were just here for the heck of it.

We are here because our parents had sex.

Why we're here would depend on where we came from. If there really is a god, then there many be a point to life, whether it be to worship him or just to enjoy life. However if there isn't a god, then there's a chance that were just here for the heck of it.

dog64

Seriously, why are we here, on Earth, Help me ole' pros at the off topiceno_crux

[QUOTE="eno_crux"]Seriously, why are we here, on Earth, Help me ole' pros at the off topicSSBFan12

Well, first...

God said let there be light

Except the universe translated it incorrectly... and it came out as "Let there be raptors with AK-47s"

So the raptors started killing each other...

Until one day...

Godzilla came along and pwnt all the raptors.

So the raptors called for help...

And some T-Rexs in F 14s came and bombed the hell out of Godzilla.

At which point God was just like **** this ****.

And destroyed everything, including himself, leaving only a small singularity.

That singularity expanded in The Big Bang.

And, well, scientists have theories for some of what happened afterwards...

^ that was horribleeno_crux

^ that was the most awesome thing I've ever seeneno_crux

backagainavatar_pron_guy

[QUOTE="eno_crux"]^ that was the most awesome thing I've ever seenT_P_O

To rock!

To rock!

Darth_Tyrev

To live life.

...and possibly further our subscription for the afterlife. :P