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#1 colibriosis
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Last night I drank 8 beers, half a bottle of vodka 40%, glass of wine (not sure about alcohol percentage). I'm 6' 2 tall and 154 lbs if that matters. I still managed to do anything I could do in sober-mode...wassup?

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#2 kidcool189
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You're a liar, thats wassup.
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#3 cd_rom
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Simple answer, you weren't sober. You thought you were sober. You thought you were cracking jokes with friends. You were actually dancing like an idiot.
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#4 Oleg_Huzwog
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The I'm-drunk-but-don't-realize-it kind of drunk is the best kind of drunk.

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#5 colibriosis
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You're a liar, thats wassup.kidcool189
WAT'CHU CALL ME!!!??? No but seriously...
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#6 Warship_19
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I don't believe you.
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#8 The_Gaming_Baby
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Last night I drank 8 beers, half a bottle of vodka 40%, glass of wine (not sure about alcohol percentage). I'm 6' 2 tall and 154 lbs if that matters. I still managed to do anything I could do in sober-mode...wassup?

colibriosis
Your height to weight ratio scares me.
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#9 colibriosis
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I swear to god it wasn't a dance-kind of party. We we're freestyling and stuff....lol i just realized that...but still, i felt just a little dizzy..
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#10 colibriosis
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[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

Last night I drank 8 beers, half a bottle of vodka 40%, glass of wine (not sure about alcohol percentage). I'm 6' 2 tall and 154 lbs if that matters. I still managed to do anything I could do in sober-mode...wassup?

The_Gaming_Baby
Your height to weight ratio scares me.

Not sure about America-scales. 70kg and 183cm in Europe-scales (europe-scales rule BTW!!!)
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#11 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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The I'm-drunk-but-don't-realize-it kind of drunk is the best kind of drunk.

Oleg_Huzwog

Thats totally what i am. "What? I'm not drunk..watch me walk this line" *Walks a straight line* "TA-DA!" *What really happens* "Whught? I'm not dunk, watch me walk this llllline" *Goes left instead of straight and stumbles* "Taa.....baaa!"

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#12 Necrifer
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i felt just a little dizzy..

colibriosis

That's a sure sign you were drunk.

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#13 tepni
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Because you're not human

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#14 tepni
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

The I'm-drunk-but-don't-realize-it kind of drunk is the best kind of drunk.

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Thats totally what i am. "What? I'm not drunk..watch me walk this line" *Walks a straight line* "TA-DA!" *What really happens* "Whught? I'm not dunk, watch me walk this llllline" *Goes left instead of straight and stumbles* "Taa.....baaa!"

Hahahahah (:!
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#15 CRS98
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Because you're not human

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I wonder if he's a bending unit.
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#16 mlbslugger86
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Lies!! you were drunk, probably didn't even notice you were blasted:P

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#17 cybrcatter
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Over what period of time did you consume these drinks?
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#18 _BlueDuck_
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Yeah I'm just going to say that even if it took you a good 12 hours to drink all that your blood alcohol level would still be well over what is considered "impairment".

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#19 colibriosis
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[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

i felt just a little dizzy..

Necrifer

That's a sure sign you were drunk.

i get how you would assume that, but lets say you're right....how do i get i-dont-remember-what-happened-last-night-drunk? i wanna try absinth next time maybe
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#20 coolbeans90
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I remember one of those times when was "dizzy" but "not drunk." I felt like totally the same as I always did until I fell down the stairs. Hurt maybe a little, but I didn't feel much, don't know why. But definitely not drunk!

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#21 colibriosis
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Over what period of time did you consume these drinks?cybrcatter
two hours...approximately..probably less
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#22 tepni
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[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

i felt just a little dizzy..

colibriosis

That's a sure sign you were drunk.

i get how you would assume that, but lets say you're right....how do i get i-dont-remember-what-happened-last-night-drunk? i wanna try absinth next time maybe

You could bang your head against things throughout the night if the alcohols not doin' it for 'ya.
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#23 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

i felt just a little dizzy..

colibriosis

That's a sure sign you were drunk.

i get how you would assume that, but lets say you're right....how do i get i-dont-remember-what-happened-last-night-drunk? i wanna try absinth next time maybe

I've never been so drunk that I couldn't remember it. Ever. What you're looking for is not alcohol.
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#24 kussese
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[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

i felt just a little dizzy..

colibriosis

That's a sure sign you were drunk.

i get how you would assume that, but lets say you're right....how do i get i-dont-remember-what-happened-last-night-drunk? i wanna try absinth next time maybe

Drink the whole bottle of vodka next time.
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#25 Necrifer
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[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

That's a sure sign you were drunk.

tepni

i get how you would assume that, but lets say you're right....how do i get i-dont-remember-what-happened-last-night-drunk? i wanna try absinth next time maybe

You could bang your head against things throughout the night if the alcohols not doin' it for 'ya.

I was thinking something quite similar.

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#26 colibriosis
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[QUOTE="colibriosis"][QUOTE="Necrifer"]

That's a sure sign you were drunk.

kussese

i get how you would assume that, but lets say you're right....how do i get i-dont-remember-what-happened-last-night-drunk? i wanna try absinth next time maybe

Drink the whole bottle of vodka next time.

others were hoging the bottle, will do next time though...

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#27 VigilanteArtist
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I always remember everything that happened while drunk with almost perfect clarity. I actually retain more while drunk than I do sober. Sometimes I don't think I'm drunk, but I am and I'll do stupid, embarrassing ****.

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#28 J-WOW
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you were so drunk you didnt even notice
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#29 colibriosis
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also i should add to the first post that i didn't eat all day excerpt for two burgers in mcdonalds two hours before the party or so... all my friends get wasted after basically three beers...but they're norwegian though (like in vikings..)
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#30 colibriosis
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I always remember everything that happened while drunk with almost perfect clarity. I actually retain more while drunk than I do sober. Sometimes I don't think I'm drunk, but I am and I'll do stupid, embarrassing ****.

VigilanteArtist
and i didnt do that...only thing i noticed was that the screen got blurry when we started playing street fighter after the party...
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#31 Necrifer
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[QUOTE="VigilanteArtist"]

I always remember everything that happened while drunk with almost perfect clarity. I actually retain more while drunk than I do sober. Sometimes I don't think I'm drunk, but I am and I'll do stupid, embarrassing ****.

colibriosis

and i didnt do that...only thing i noticed was that the screen got blurry when we started playing street fighter after the party...

You were pretty ****ingdrunk then.

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#32 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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Why do you have to get that drunk anyway? Just have a fun time. Takes me bout 1/2 a two six of vodka and 6 shots of tequila to get me drunk.

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#33 colibriosis
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[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

[QUOTE="VigilanteArtist"]

I always remember everything that happened while drunk with almost perfect clarity. I actually retain more while drunk than I do sober. Sometimes I don't think I'm drunk, but I am and I'll do stupid, embarrassing ****.

Necrifer

and i didnt do that...only thing i noticed was that the screen got blurry when we started playing street fighter after the party...

You were pretty ****ingdrunk then.

i thought that was my tiredness...not only did i have to wash up some puke and do wash some dishes after coming home, but i also had been awake for like 50 hours (since my parents were away from the house for the first time in my life i wanted it to become a big moment) (didnt become as big as expected though)i wanted to get drunk fur realzies)...
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#34 The_Gaming_Baby
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[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"][QUOTE="colibriosis"]

Last night I drank 8 beers, half a bottle of vodka 40%, glass of wine (not sure about alcohol percentage). I'm 6' 2 tall and 154 lbs if that matters. I still managed to do anything I could do in sober-mode...wassup?

colibriosis
Your height to weight ratio scares me.

Not sure about America-scales. 70kg and 183cm in Europe-scales (europe-scales rule BTW!!!)

I'm from England :)
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#36 Rutzfuz
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Drink rubbing alcohol...

Edit:200th post!

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#37 colibriosis
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Drink rubbing alcohol...

Edit:200th post!

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i'll try that, who'll make a memorable post for me??
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#38 Necrifer
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[QUOTE="Rutzfuz"]

Drink rubbing alcohol...

Edit:200th post!

colibriosis

i'll try that, who'll make a memorable post for me??

*Writes down name and saves avy*

Got it.

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#39 AutoPilotOn
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Were you drinking

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#40 SeanDog123
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Your super human? I'm about your height and weight and if I drink 4 or 5 beers I'm very drunk.
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#41 colibriosis
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Were you drinking

AutoPilotOn

i drank heineken, practically tha same thing?=

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#42 Necrifer
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[QUOTE="AutoPilotOn"]

Were you drinking

colibriosis

i drank heineken, practically tha same thing?=

That says non-alcoholic.

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#43 Serraph105
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Being drunk doesn't mean you can no longer do anything (wouldn't do anything like drive though) but the fact is you are still mobile and do stuff.

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#44 colibriosis
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[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

[QUOTE="AutoPilotOn"]

Were you drinking

Necrifer

i drank heineken, practically tha same thing?=

That says non-alcoholic.

im sorry, my brain is too tired to notice funnyness....ignorance not intended.

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#45 colibriosis
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Being drunk doesn't mean you can no longer do anything (wouldn't do anything like drive though) but the fact is you are still mobile and do stuff.

Serraph105
i can understand that. but i wanted to get wasted like...not even be able to walk.. cause all my friends do it during their drunkity.
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#47 z4twenny
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[QUOTE="Serraph105"]

Being drunk doesn't mean you can no longer do anything (wouldn't do anything like drive though) but the fact is you are still mobile and do stuff.

colibriosis

i can understand that. but i wanted to get wasted like...not even be able to walk.. cause all my friends do it during their drunkity.

why?

i hope "cuz all my friends do it" isnt yer answer

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#48 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="Serraph105"]

Being drunk doesn't mean you can no longer do anything (wouldn't do anything like drive though) but the fact is you are still mobile and do stuff.

colibriosis
i can understand that. but i wanted to get wasted like...not even be able to walk.. cause all my friends do it during their drunkity.

........why? trust me being tipsy is far more enjoyable. Also if you have the will power you can always pull off walking. Heck I have run around giving fist bumps to everyone in the room while my entire body was tingling/numb.
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#49 colibriosis
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let's get an example of a feeling i want to reenact. i went back to school after getting my wisdom teeth removed, and i was...EVERYWHERE....you know? i thought i could try going to school with the drugs from the doctor...didn't expect getting expelled for the rest of the week (not sure what i did)
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#50 colibriosis
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i got 50 facebook friends that day lol..