Why can't I get drunk?

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#51 0Tyler0
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If that can't get you drunk, you need to chug Everclear or something
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#52 Necrifer
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let's get an example of a feeling i want to reenact. i went back to school after getting my wisdom teeth removed, and i was...EVERYWHERE....you know? i thought i could try going to school with the drugs from the doctor...didn't expect getting expelled for the rest of the week (not sure what i did)

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Well, you were on mind-affecting drugs inside a school.

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#53 silky_smooth8
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you were given non alcoholic beer, vodka w/e and you didn't even notice. foooooooool
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#54 colibriosis
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If that can't get you drunk, you need to chug Everclear or something0Tyler0
i bet that's the grossest drink ever
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#55 colibriosis
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you were given non alcoholic beer, vodka w/e and you didn't even notice. fooooooooolsilky_smooth8
how were my friend sgetting wasted of the same beer then=??!!?1
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#56 colibriosis
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[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

let's get an example of a feeling i want to reenact. i went back to school after getting my wisdom teeth removed, and i was...EVERYWHERE....you know? i thought i could try going to school with the drugs from the doctor...didn't expect getting expelled for the rest of the week (not sure what i did)

Necrifer

Well, you were on mind-affecting drugs inside a school.

maaaaan, best day in school of my lifel...
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#57 PerfectCircles
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You were probably drunker than you realize. I always wake up feeling like I remember everything that is until I check my texts and talk to people from the night before :P
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#58 colibriosis
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You were probably drunker than you realize. I always wake up feeling like I remember everything that is until I check my texts and talk to people from the night before :P PerfectCircles
yeah i forgot to mention that i never puked nor did i get a hangover....what does it mean?!
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#59 lawlnametaken
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[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

i felt just a little dizzy..

colibriosis

That's a sure sign you were drunk.

i get how you would assume that, but lets say you're right....how do i get i-dont-remember-what-happened-last-night-drunk? i wanna try absinth next time maybe

Happened to me and I had much less than you did 8 beers would get me wasted :p
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#60 colibriosis
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[QUOTE="colibriosis"][QUOTE="Necrifer"]

That's a sure sign you were drunk.

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i get how you would assume that, but lets say you're right....how do i get i-dont-remember-what-happened-last-night-drunk? i wanna try absinth next time maybe

Happened to me and I had much less than you did 8 beers would get me wasted :p

you're lucky. i see how people consider it better if you can withstand more alcohol, because you seem tougher with the girls and stuff i guess (wuuut?). but at least imagine all the expenses i have to handle to get just a little drunk, when all it takes for you is less than 10 dollars...

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#61 PerfectCircles
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[QUOTE="PerfectCircles"]You were probably drunker than you realize. I always wake up feeling like I remember everything that is until I check my texts and talk to people from the night before :P colibriosis
yeah i forgot to mention that i never puked nor did i get a hangover....what does it mean?!

Well from what you claim to have drank and your weight/height I can't help but think you're a liar...
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#62 SPBoss
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No it was all a dream
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#63 weezyfb
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maybe you get so drunk you think your sober
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#64 Atheos-Arkhaios
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You didn't give a time frame. But regardless, physically you had to be drunk by that time if it was all within a couple of hours.

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#65 Thessassin
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OMG guys i had 8 beers half a bottle of vodka and a glass of wine and i wasnt drunk

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OMG guys i had 3 beers like 5 shots and a glass of wine which i didnt finish and i was HAMMERED but say i wasnt drunk to seem tough. listen buddy i have a high tolerance when it comes to alcohol and half a 40 of vodka over 2 hrs would destroy me. im 6'2 180 lbs and you are freakishly thin at 150, which leads to my conclusion, i don't believe you.

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#66 rockerbikie
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[QUOTE="FrostyPhantasm"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

The I'm-drunk-but-don't-realize-it kind of drunk is the best kind of drunk.

Thats totally what i am. "What? I'm not drunk..watch me walk this line" *Walks a straight line* "TA-DA!" *What really happens* "Whught? I'm not dunk, watch me walk this llllline" *Goes left instead of straight and stumbles* "Taa.....baaa!"

Lol.
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#67 colibriosis
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OMG guys i had 8 beers half a bottle of vodka and a glass of wine and i wasnt drunk

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OMG guys i had 3 beers like 5 shots and a glass of wine which i didnt finish and i was HAMMERED but say i wasnt drunk to seem tough. listen buddy i have a high tolerance when it comes to alcohol and half a 40 of vodka over 2 hrs would destroy me. im 6'2 180 lbs and you are freakishly thin at 150, which leads to my conclusion, i don't believe you.

Thessassin

DUDE, i swear to god, I drank all that and more....what reason do i have to act tough on the gamespot forums???

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#68 rockerbikie
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[QUOTE="colibriosis"]

[QUOTE="Thessassin"]

OMG guys i had 8 beers half a bottle of vodka and a glass of wine and i wasnt drunk

TRANSLATION:

OMG guys i had 3 beers like 5 shots and a glass of wine which i didnt finish and i was HAMMERED but say i wasnt drunk to seem tough. listen buddy i have a high tolerance when it comes to alcohol and half a 40 of vodka over 2 hrs would destroy me. im 6'2 180 lbs and you are freakishly thin at 150, which leads to my conclusion, i don't believe you.

DUDE, i swear to god, I drank all that and more....what reason do i have to act tough on the gamespot forums???

Next time, can you do a video of you after you drunk it all.
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#70 Shad0ki11
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Why do you want to get drunk? :?

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#71 bloodling
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I think some people are incredibly tolerant to alcohol.

Why do you want to get drunk? :?

Shad0ki11

Alcohol can liven up any party.

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#72 colibriosis
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[QUOTE="rockerbikie"][QUOTE="colibriosis"]

[QUOTE="Thessassin"]

OMG guys i had 8 beers half a bottle of vodka and a glass of wine and i wasnt drunk

TRANSLATION:

OMG guys i had 3 beers like 5 shots and a glass of wine which i didnt finish and i was HAMMERED but say i wasnt drunk to seem tough. listen buddy i have a high tolerance when it comes to alcohol and half a 40 of vodka over 2 hrs would destroy me. im 6'2 180 lbs and you are freakishly thin at 150, which leads to my conclusion, i don't believe you.

DUDE, i swear to god, I drank all that and more....what reason do i have to act tough on the gamespot forums???

Next time, can you do a video of you after you drunk it all.

lol maybe even during
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#73 the_ChEeSe_mAn2
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I get drunk in similar fashion. I will keep drinking, but retain a relatively cognitive state. So I either remain in the same state whether its the 1st beer or the 12th beer, or I pass out, there is no middle :)
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#74 Meinhard1
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According to this website http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm 8 beers - reduced alcohol 0.5 - some impairment 8 beers - regular alcohol .14 - very obvious impairment. Plus the vodka - half a bottle 40 Proof and a glass of wine... Really you should have been drunk....
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#75 ExoticAnimal
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Yea, I'm calling BS on this. Either you're lying or you were drunk and you didn't know it.

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#76 colibriosis
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I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING I OWN AND MY WHOLE FAMILY TREE THAT THIS IS THE TRUTH! :D
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#77 freek666
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That's ridiculous and I call shenanigans. I weigh a bit more than you and am a bit shorter but I've had a half bottle of Vodka, a fair amount of Whisky and some goon and I was crazy drunk that night. You can not drink a half bottle of vodka and be that alright unless 1. You're some big ass dude who processes alcohol like a beast or 2. you've got crazy tolerance from drinking vodka like that everyday for 40 years.

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#78 dovberg
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If you were actually not drunk then the issues were that you ate too much that day or you didn't drink fast enough.

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#79 TheHighWind
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Get a bottle of Night Train and a straw.

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#80 UltimoIce
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My friend Corrie always swears he is not drunk too. Next thing you know he is crapping on his hand in public or dancing on some dude...but no...he isn't drunk.

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#81 Witchsight
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i get how you would assume that, but lets say you're right....how do i get i-dont-remember-what-happened-last-night-drunk? i wanna try absinth next time maybecolibriosis
I can only assume you are so new to drinking that you dont know much about it, or how much your body can handle. If you are trying to get black out drunk you should just stop now.
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#82 redstorm72
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You were drunk, but you are probably one of those people that doesn't act that different when they are drunk. Either that, or you just blacked out and don't remember being drunk :P

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#84 Hate_Squad
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183 and 70kg?get 8-11 kilos,you have a girl's body

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#85 AL_GREEN
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Have you ever been drunk before? That's pretty much all there is to it...unless your absolutely hammered you're pretty yourself the whole way through. Drinking and what being drunk is gets blown out of proportion all the time.
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#86 cmpepper23
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Simple answer, you weren't sober. You thought you were sober. You thought you were cracking jokes with friends. You were actually dancing like an idiot.cd_rom

This is usually the case. At 154, you had to at least be buzzing unless you drank all that over the course of 4 or 5 hours.

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#87 FierceWarrior
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You were drunk. Stop lying to us. :evil:

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#88 foxhound_fox
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With that amount of alcohol in your system (unless you drank it all over an 8+ hour period) would have had you on the floor vomiting. Either those beers weren't alcoholic, or you are, as mentioned, a bending unit.

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#89 colibriosis
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That's ridiculous and I call shenanigans. I weigh a bit more than you and am a bit shorter but I've had a half bottle of Vodka, a fair amount of Whisky and some goon and I was crazy drunk that night. You can not drink a half bottle of vodka and be that alright unless 1. You're some big ass dude who processes alcohol like a beast or 2. you've got crazy tolerance from drinking vodka like that everyday for 40 years.

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i'm 17...i'd like to think of myself as a beast yes :D
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#90 colibriosis
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If you were actually not drunk then the issues were that you ate too much that day or you didn't drink fast enough.

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i ate three mcdonalds cheeseburgers like two hours before...nothing else the rest of the day
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#91 colibriosis
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Have you ever been drunk before? That's pretty much all there is to it...unless your absolutely hammered you're pretty yourself the whole way through. Drinking and what being drunk is gets blown out of proportion all the time.AL_GREEN
i don't really think i've ever been drunk before no...in the summer i'd drink 6 beers ++ on a night just to try and push the limit, when i realized i wasnt getting drunk at all i'd just pretend :(
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#92 blazinpuertoroc
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You were either A) Drunk off your ass. Or B) A Robot

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#93 4dinfinitum
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Lol you were drunk within 10 minutes bro.
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#94 MagnumPI
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If there was a symptom of being drunk that was obvious to the drunk person drunk people wouldn't do stupid ****

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#95 Meinhard1
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If you insist that you're not lying TC then maybe you should report yourself to science. Being able to hold that much liquor makes me wonder if you are a mutant or somehow altered by alien experimenters.
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#96 Necrifer
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If you insist that you're not lying TC then maybe you should report yourself to science. Being able to hold that much liquor makes me wonder if you are a mutant or somehow altered by alien experimenters.

Meinhard1

It would make sense if TC was a mutant. A mutant freak. He's probably green and covered in spikes.

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#97 Meinhard1
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[QUOTE="Meinhard1"]

If you insist that you're not lying TC then maybe you should report yourself to science. Being able to hold that much liquor makes me wonder if you are a mutant or somehow altered by alien experimenters.

Necrifer

It would make sense if TC was a mutant. A mutant freak. He's probably green and covered in spikes.

Yeah!

And I bet he devours his own young too and also I bet he hates America :evil:

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#98 colibriosis
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[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="Meinhard1"]

If you insist that you're not lying TC then maybe you should report yourself to science. Being able to hold that much liquor makes me wonder if you are a mutant or somehow altered by alien experimenters.

Meinhard1

It would make sense if TC was a mutant. A mutant freak. He's probably green and covered in spikes.

Yeah!

And I bet he devours his own young too and also I bet he hates America :evil:

I HATE AMERICAAAAAAAA!!!!
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#100 000000000111
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17, 155 lbs, 6'2". You need to drink more in a shorter time period; you are metabolizing the alcohol before you can feel "drunk". I had the same problem in high-school (17, 150 lbs, 6'1"). I scientifically proved the advice I gave you by drinking 1 pint of Blue label Smirnoff, straight, in less than 15 minutes without puking my guts out; I was high as a kite...good times...