Wtf are you supposed to do when you open a door and see carol singers?

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#1 sciortino
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Just now i opened my front door and 3 kids and their mum were singing we wish you a merry christmas. One of the kids didn't look like she wanted to do it,. kinda felt sorry for her. Im guess her mum is forcing her to do this.

So i stood there, watching akwardly as they sang along....i mean wtf am i supposed to do?

So when they finished i said "wow, well done" blah blah blah, and gave them some money (just loose change i keep near the front of the house).

So basically, know i just think that Carol singers are beggars in disguise.......or am i just a scrooge?

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#2 verdugoRE4
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You shut the door quickly, and barricade it.

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#3 ParasiteDemon
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Nope, you've got the right idea. I usually do the same as you, except, instead of keeping change at the front of the house....I keep a brick
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#4 SorasGhost009
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whip out your johnson and hose them down
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#5 Hoobinator
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You're supposed to wait for them to finish, then sing a song of your own to them and let them stand in the cold and listen and then close the door.

The song should be a Radiohead one, preferably.

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#6 Mythbuster4ever
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You suppost to give them CHristmas spirits, to all of them. Im serious.
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#7 lonewolf604
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before i open my door i always check who it is
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#8 ralf1
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You're supposed to put on a satan costume and do a barrel roll.
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#9 Flow4U
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You turn on the sprinkler.
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#10 Video_Game_King
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Burn the dead goat and pray that they leave :P.
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#11 sciortino
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You're supposed to wait for them to finish, then sing a song of your own to them and let them stand in the cold and listen and then close the door.

The song should be a Radiohead one, preferably.

Hoobinator

LMAO, i can picture it now, hahaha

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#12 Hellraiser3899
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Well first put your pants on, cowboy.
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#13 deactivated-5b4bf92fc902e
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whip out your johnson and hose them downSorasGhost009

That seems about right.

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#14 Tevas101
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set your300 pound rottweiller onto them.
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#15 SorasGhost009
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[QUOTE="SorasGhost009"]whip out your johnson and hose them downAnimeKiller

That seems about right.

oh trust me it is

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#17 -AK47-
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I honestly would just shut the door.
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#18 ralf1
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[QUOTE="Tevas101"]set your300 pound rottweiller onto them.SorasGhost009

or hose them with semen

But what if they have babies!!!!

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#19 mentalabc123
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The real thing to do is what you did.

The other suggestions are good mind.

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#20 darksword1123
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Shut the door.
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#21 GettingTired
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Sign language them to go away.
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#22 Tevas101
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[QUOTE="Tevas101"]set your300 pound rottweiller onto them.SorasGhost009

or hose them with semen

wouldn't get jailed for 12 years under international paedophilia laws at all for that.

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Perform a real-time weapon change and attack their weak point for massive damage.

.

Wow, that was the most pathetic thing I've ever said online.

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#24 Video_Game_King
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Shut the door.darksword1123

They're not gonna leave, you know. They'll just keep singing.

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[QUOTE="darksword1123"]Shut the door.Video_Game_King

They're not gonna leave, you know. They'll just keep singing.

So what you don't have to listen to them.
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#26 SorasGhost009
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Perform a real-time weapon change and attack their weak point for massive damage.

.

Wow, that was the most pathetic thing I've ever said online.

Funkyhamster

haha but it was sickkkkkk

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#27 Video_Game_King
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[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="darksword1123"]Shut the door.darksword1123

They're not gonna leave, you know. They'll just keep singing.

So what you don't have to listen to them.

Carolers are loud. They'll make sure you won't sleep until they have their figgy pudding.

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#28 darksword1123
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[QUOTE="darksword1123"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="darksword1123"]Shut the door.Video_Game_King

They're not gonna leave, you know. They'll just keep singing.

So what you don't have to listen to them.

Carolers are loud. They'll make sure you won't sleep until they have their figgy pudding.

Then gun them down.
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[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="darksword1123"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="darksword1123"]Shut the door.darksword1123

They're not gonna leave, you know. They'll just keep singing.

So what you don't have to listen to them.

Carolers are loud. They'll make sure you won't sleep until they have their figgy pudding.

Then gun them down.

Agreed. HEAR MY GUN SING!
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#30 dgbeard45
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Just now i opened my front door and 3 kids and their mum were singing we wish you a merry christmas. One of the kids didn't look like she wanted to do it,. kinda felt sorry for her. Im guess her mum is forcing her to do this.

So i stood there, watching akwardly as they sang along....i mean wtf am i supposed to do?

So when they finished i said "wow, well done" blah blah blah, and gave them some money (just loose change i keep near the front of the house).

So basically, know i just think that Carol singers are beggars in disguise.......or am i just a scrooge?

sciortino

Thats the caroller that I always notice, too.

Whats ironic about where I live is that the only place that carollers is the town over, which happens to be one of the richest towns in the country (I live in Fairfield County in Connecticut BTW). They seem to be the only people who have enough Christmas cheer to actually go around in the cold and sing.

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If I was trashed, then I'd probably take a leak. Otherwise I just call the cops.
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Get the shotgun?
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Scream: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD! 300 style then kick them off the front porch.
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[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="darksword1123"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="darksword1123"]Shut the door.darksword1123

They're not gonna leave, you know. They'll just keep singing.

So what you don't have to listen to them.

Carolers are loud. They'll make sure you won't sleep until they have their figgy pudding.

Then gun them down.

Their souls will come back and haunt you. The only thing that wards them off is figgy pudding.

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#35 fmacraze
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go super saiyan and kamehameha their faces..... yea... i cant believe i said that...

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#36 verdugoRE4
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Also, if they don't stop singing after locking the door, send rabid dogs to chase the annoying morons out.

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Stand in front of them with no underwear on at all ... just your weiner there.That'll teach them.
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#38 verdugoRE4
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That'll scar them for life:D.

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Dress up like a Rabbi.
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#40 L8erSquare
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Throw pudding at them or else they wont leave.
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#41 deshields538
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Answer the door wearing a hockey mask, a chainsaw covered in blood and shout

"WHAT?! I'M KINDA BUSY HERE!"

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#42 MgamerBD
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Falcon punch them like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

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#43 SolidSnake35
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Walk into another room and leave the door open. Then return, clap, and close the door.
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Yell "Freebird!".
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#45 maccer101
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lol, that happened to me tonight, i just stood there with an embarrassed smile on my face, waited till they finished, then i just got my mom to take care of whatever crap they wanted... money or somthin, i dunno
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I throw pennies into the street and tell them to gtfo my lawn.
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#47 notconspiracy
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[QUOTE="darksword1123"]Shut the door.Video_Game_King

They're not gonna leave, you know. They'll just keep singing.

then politely ask them to leave.
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#48 yagr_zero
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I think you're right in a way. Those door-to-door carollers are beggars in disguise. But I think you did the right thing, gave them some money.
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#49 LoG-Sacrament
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patiently wait for them to finish. then complain about how they were all off key, the little girl didnt put any heart into it, and the carol sucked in the first place.