You guys ARE NOT going to believe this...

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#1 deftpunk
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Check this out

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wid/11915829?GT1=10450

I can't even believe that the scientist in the article was actually taking himself seriously!!! tHis is easily the most rediculous thing I've heard ofin my entire life! What do you guys think?

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#2 Dethshoot
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Robot sex. Sounds good ;)
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#3 Panzer-schreck
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I would not be surprised if technology (within this century even) enabled us to create androids human alike enough for someone to have sex with.
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#4 Funkdaddy13
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Gross...
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#5 SinkO
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So what would we call people who have sex mainly with robots?
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#6 guitboxdude25
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i dont beleive it.

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#7 Hungry_bunny
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That is so disturbing... what if some lonely person builds a robot that looks like me and marries it?
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#8 Funkdaddy13
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:lol: Seriously, what a bunch of losers...
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#9 Wilfred_Owen
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That would hurt.

And how is Bender going to respond?

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#10 Panzer-schreck
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Gross...Funkdaddy13

Not so much if the androids are human like. Imagine something like android 18...you can't even tell she's an android.

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#11 Funkdaddy13
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So what would we call people who have sex mainly with robots?SinkO
Nerds...
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[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]Gross...Panzer-schreck

Not so much if the androids are human like. Imagine something like android 18...you can't even tell she's an android.

You're disgusting if you're actually thinking about it... :lol: Only a nerd would have sex with a robot because they can never get it from a real woman...
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#13 hokey-pokey18
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So what would we call people who have sex mainly with robots?SinkO
Robosexuals is what comes to mind.
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#14 Vexx88
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Gross but, I totally saw that coming :P
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#15 NicktehImperial
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Well, there goes Christmas!
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#17 Celldrax
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I believe it......I mean, people have sex with blow up dolls.....it was only a matter of time. But I hope they're like Chii from Chobits :oops:
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#18 Panzer-schreck
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[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]

[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]Gross...Funkdaddy13

Not so much if the androids are human like. Imagine something like android 18...you can't even tell she's an android.

You're disgusting if you're actually thinking about it... :lol: Only a nerd would have sex with a robot because they can never get it from a real woman...

That's the thing. I think the technology would be advanced enough so that you couldn't tell the difference many years from now.

Having sex with a "robot" is disgusting. I'm talking androids here.

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I believe it......I mean, people have sex with blow up dolls.....it was only a matter of time. But I hope they're like Chii from Chobits :oops:Celldrax
Oh crap, anime robots, didn't think about that... now I really believe it will happen.
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#20 wemhim
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Meh, I've played Snatcher, Metal Gear Mk. II was a cool character, I felt for him, he didn't even look likea human, he wasn't even in the real world. Now, take him, make him real, make him human like. Then ZOMG! He'd be a really good friend of mine. We'd hang out and stuff, it'd be cool, because I don't have any real friends, 8).
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[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"][QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]

[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]Gross...Panzer-schreck

Not so much if the androids are human like. Imagine something like android 18...you can't even tell she's an android.

You're disgusting if you're actually thinking about it... :lol: Only a nerd would have sex with a robot because they can never get it from a real woman...

That's the thing. I think the technology would be advanced enough so that you couldn't tell the difference many years from now.

Having sex with a "robot" is disgusting. I'm talking androids here.

Same thing. People have sex with blow up dolls and it's gross, regardless of how realistic they look because it's not a real person.
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#22 Video_Game_King
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I found this passage entertaining:

There are companies that already sell realistic sex dolls, "and it's just a matter of adding some electronics to them to add some vibration,"...

Vibration? Wouldn't that make d*ldoes sex-bots :P:??

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[QUOTE="Celldrax"]I believe it......I mean, people have sex with blow up dolls.....it was only a matter of time. But I hope they're like Chii from Chobits :oops:Hungry_bunny
Oh crap, anime robots, didn't think about that... now I really believe it will happen.

Oh I hope I'm around for this ^_^

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#24 Panzer-schreck
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[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"][QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"][QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]

[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]Gross...Funkdaddy13

Not so much if the androids are human like. Imagine something like android 18...you can't even tell she's an android.

You're disgusting if you're actually thinking about it... :lol: Only a nerd would have sex with a robot because they can never get it from a real woman...

That's the thing. I think the technology would be advanced enough so that you couldn't tell the difference many years from now.

Having sex with a "robot" is disgusting. I'm talking androids here.

Same thing. People have sex with blow up dolls and it's gross, regardless of how realistic they look because it's not a real person.

Looking at this objectively, the median girl of most population samples I would have to say is probably around 6-7 on the "hotness" scale out of 10. One is lucky if he mananges to get an 8 or higher in bed. Their skill in bed could be anything from 1-10.

So let's say that an optimal realistic situation that an "average" guy can get is a combined score of the two categories of 16 or 17 or so out of 20.

Let's say technology engineers a 10 on both scales, giving you a 20/20. Let's say that the android also has been programmed with a great personality.

Still disgusting? I don't think so.

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[QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"][QUOTE="Celldrax"]I believe it......I mean, people have sex with blow up dolls.....it was only a matter of time. But I hope they're like Chii from Chobits :oops:Celldrax

Oh crap, anime robots, didn't think about that... now I really believe it will happen.

Oh I hope I'm around for this ^_^

Please don't say that, people should find real girls who like to dress up instead... like these two.

(thanks glitchspot, for screwing up the spoiler buttons)

Two cosplay girls

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I'd do it :|
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#27 wemhim
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How about artificial humans created via nanomachines, oh yeah!

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#28 Kcube
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Guilt free,STD free sex? I am SO there ..come to daddy electric Barberella!!!
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#29 deactivated-5f26ef21d6f71
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Theoretically, if robots were ever to replicate humans, physically, mentally, and intelligently, and if humans were able to have sexual relations with them. The spread of sexual transmitted disease would decrease gradually. It would benefit humanity.

I'm serious. Just think about it.

If humans decide not to get marry or have kids, but would rather just get laid, without the threat of STDs, robots are a perfect solution. These "hot" looking robots, if technology permits, could have powerful sanitizing agents in thier body that would eradicate and dissinfect any harmful bacterial agents in or on thier bodies, assuming these future robots would look exactly like humans, like in the Terminatormovies or A.I. (Jude Law's character) or like the Replicants in Blade Runner.

Imagine an Elisha Cuthbert look alike robot. All flesh and blood, with bad breath, sweat, all living human tissues, bio-genetically grown for them...and she looks exactly like her. Not a bad idea?

I'd hit it:D........:lol:

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Theoretically, if robots were ever to replicate humans, physically, mentally, and intelligently, and if humans were able to have sexual relations with them. The spread of sexual transmitted disease would decrease gradually. It would benefit humanity.

I'm serious. Just think about it.

If humans decide not to get marry or have kids, but would rather just get laid, without the threat of STDs, robots are a perfect solution. These "hot" looking robots, if technology permits, could have powerful sanitizing agents in thier body that would eradicate and dissinfect any harmful bacterial agents in or on thier bodies, assuming these future robots would look exactly like humans, like in the Terminatormovies or A.I. (Jude Law's character) or like the Replicants in Blade Runner.

Imagine an Elisha Cuthbert look alike robot. All flesh and blood, with bad breath, sweat, all living human tissues, bio-genetically grown for them...and she looks exactly like her. Not a bad idea?

I'd hit it:D........:lol:

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Meh, STDs probably won't even be a threat by that.
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#31 Pinbi7_basic
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does it go in the dish washer?

if not, gross!

:|

gimme somme of that fem-bot

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#32 Panzer-schreck
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And then, I'd finally be able to have sex with Tina from DOA, Yuna from FFX, Tifa from FF7, etc.
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#33 stkr
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People still have problems with men marrying other men. Marrying robots seems a bit farther off than that.
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#34 Pinbi7_basic
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And then, I'd finally be able to have sex with Tina from DOA, Yuna from FFX, Tifa from FF7, etc.Panzer-schreck

but you do have sex with them...regularly, in your basement :|

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#35 Celldrax
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Please don't say that, people should find real girls who like to dress up instead... like these two.

Hungry_bunny

GS = ****ing glitchfail today...

Anyway.....not bad...

Oh, & on that other note, oh I hope I'm around for this ^_^ :P

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#36 Pinbi7_basic
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how about mens pretending to be robots?

we've seen it happen before

could happen again

:O

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#37 Celldrax
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[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]And then, I'd finally be able to have sex with Tina from DOA, Yuna from FFX, Tifa from FF7, etc.Pinbi7_basic

but you do have sex with them...regularly, in your basement :|

Well, yeah....hentai owns.

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[QUOTE="Pinbi7_basic"]

[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]And then, I'd finally be able to have sex with Tina from DOA, Yuna from FFX, Tifa from FF7, etc.Celldrax

but you do have sex with them...regularly, in your basement :|

Well, yeah....hentai owns.

eight tentacles grabing my nipples oowww i feel hot just thinking about it :D

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hmm mia from phoenix wright, hot people I know, or tifa from ff7?
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#40 Panzer-schreck
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[QUOTE="Pinbi7_basic"]

[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]And then, I'd finally be able to have sex with Tina from DOA, Yuna from FFX, Tifa from FF7, etc.Celldrax

but you do have sex with them...regularly, in your basement :|

Well, yeah....hentai owns.

I'd definitely have sex with androids replicated after the girls in your sig.

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#41 Pinbi7_basic
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he's dooooomed!

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#42 Funkdaddy13
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:lol: You guys are all pervs... Seriously, only a real nerd would have sex with a robot and not a real woman.
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[QUOTE="Celldrax"][QUOTE="Pinbi7_basic"]

[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]And then, I'd finally be able to have sex with Tina from DOA, Yuna from FFX, Tifa from FF7, etc.Panzer-schreck

but you do have sex with them...regularly, in your basement :|

Well, yeah....hentai owns.

I'd definitely have sex with androids replicated after the girls in your sig.

Well, if you're into doll joints. But who am I to judge :P

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#44 a-c-slater
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:lol: You guys are all pervs... Seriously, only a real nerd would have sex with a robot and not a real woman.Funkdaddy13

But they would love them for their personality and looks? Are you saying it's wrong to love someone for their personality? Just because it would be a robot doesn't mean it can't think like a human.

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#45 Pinbi7_basic
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my kind of fembot :DD

shes shmexy

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#46 Celldrax
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[QUOTE="Celldrax"][QUOTE="Pinbi7_basic"]

[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]And then, I'd finally be able to have sex with Tina from DOA, Yuna from FFX, Tifa from FF7, etc.Pinbi7_basic

but you do have sex with them...regularly, in your basement :|

Well, yeah....hentai owns.

eight tentacles grabing my nipples oowww i feel hot just thinking about it :D

Then come on over to /d/ my friend. We have just the thing you need.

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no thanks
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[QUOTE="Pinbi7_basic"][QUOTE="Celldrax"][QUOTE="Pinbi7_basic"]

[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]And then, I'd finally be able to have sex with Tina from DOA, Yuna from FFX, Tifa from FF7, etc.Celldrax

but you do have sex with them...regularly, in your basement :|

Well, yeah....hentai owns.

eight tentacles grabing my nipples oowww i feel hot just thinking about it :D

Then come on over to /d/ my friend. We have just the thing you need.

Don't tell him to go to failchan!

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#49 munu9
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Robot marriage... Well it says it would be around 2050, hopefully I'll be dead by then...
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#50 GIJesse77
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Robot sex? Sounds like it hurts.