In the light of GTA V release let's laugh a little :))))))

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#1 Silicel1
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:D

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#2 _SKatEDiRt_
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Made me laugh!

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#3 deactivated-59b71619573a1
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I wasn't expecting to laugh but I still did 

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#4 NaveedLife
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I didn't laugh :P.  The map doesnt look like its THAT big.  isn't Skyrim and other TES games bigger?  And The Witcher 3 will be far bigger than it too I imagine.  Not that bigger is better.

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#5 PcGamingRig
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seen that GIF before but someone had put, "your mum", at the end instead lol.

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#6 FelipeInside
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Was that supposed to be funny...?
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#7 Silicel1
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Well.....Yes!...definitely Yes.
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#8 FelipeInside
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Well.....Yes!...definitely Yes.Silicel1
Oh ok, sorry I didn't laugh then :( I don't know why there is so much emphasis on the GTA5 map, it really ain't that big.
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[QUOTE="Silicel1"]Well.....Yes!...definitely Yes.FelipeInside
Oh ok, sorry I didn't laugh then :( I don't know why there is so much emphasis on the GTA5 map, it really ain't that big.

It's pretty big when you consider the fact that all the water is traversable and explorable too.

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#10 Macutchi
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expected canis majoris got gta v map... not bad  :D

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#11 SteXmaN
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CybzA1r.gif pretty big...

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#12 kraken2109
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How does it compare with JC2 in terms of size?

Obviously the city will be much denser etc.

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#13 Silicel1
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If they would make it as big as Test Drive Unlimited was...LOL imagine the hugeness...it took me 45 minutes to complete a race that circled the island.
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#14 FelipeInside
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Hopefully it's not as empty as GTA4, which had a huge map but nothing to do in it.
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#15 CUDGEdave
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It's not that big a map...it's mostly grass and mountains.

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#16 SteXmaN
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People think that city is too small but really isnt. You can seee it from the leaked footage(can i pass the link?)

Scaling is pretty different.Streets and sidewalks are wider and there is a lot of more space in the city.In IV it was all stacked together.

 

Again,can i pass the link of the footage?

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#17 Assimilat0r
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This sig really deserve  Witcher 3 Riviera world map or how its called,... Witcher 3 so far have biggest world map  iv seen in last 2 decades.

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#18 FelipeInside
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This sig really deserve  Witcher 3 Riviera world map or how its called,... Witcher 3 so far have biggest world map  iv seen in last 2 decades.

Assimilat0r
Yeah true. They said it takes a whole hour to travel from point to point.
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[QUOTE="Assimilat0r"]

This sig really deserve  Witcher 3 Riviera world map or how its called,... Witcher 3 so far have biggest world map  iv seen in last 2 decades.

FelipeInside

Yeah true. They said it takes a whole hour to travel from point to point.

 

32 Islands, Sea map is explorable too,  you need like from 1 point to another 30 -  60 mins to sail with fastest fully upgraded ship.

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#20 C_Rule
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That wasn't funny. At all.
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#21 k2theswiss
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because the wait was soo long... it killed the joke
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#22 SteXmaN
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You can watch some gameplay (no spoilers) on yt,just filter uploaded today.

Draw distance is a joke,texture and objects pop in,low res textures,like 5 NPCs on the streets. :lol:

Let conslolers "enjoy" their gimped version of the game. xD

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#23 Miroku32
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Sorry, didn't find the joke in the gif.
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#24 k2theswiss
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You can watch some gameplay (no spoilers) on yt,just filter uploaded today.

Draw distance is a joke,texture and objects pop in,low res textures,like 5 NPCs on the streets. :lol:

Let conslolers "enjoy" their gimped version of the game. xD

SteXmaN

sounds about right. 

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#25 KHAndAnime
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It's not that big a map...it's mostly grass and mountains.

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Word. This map looks smaller than the previous games. What happened to multiple cities?
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#26 Wasdie  Moderator
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I didn't laugh :P.  The map doesnt look like its THAT big.  isn't Skyrim and other TES games bigger?  And The Witcher 3 will be far bigger than it too I imagine.  Not that bigger is better.

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I've seen some decent estimates. It's about 3x the size of GTA 4. Seems more detailed too. 

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#27 R4gn4r0k
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[QUOTE="CUDGEdave"]

It's not that big a map...it's mostly grass and mountains.

KHAndAnime

Word. This map looks smaller than the previous games. What happened to multiple cities?

As far as I know only GTA, GTA 2 and SA had multiple cities. All the others had one.

Rockstar has said the GTA map will be bigger than SAs and to me it sure looks that way.

It's not that big a map...it's mostly grass and mountains.

CUDGEdave

So ? What does that mean ? In Just Cause 2 there are a lot of cities but there is almost nothing to do in them. GTA V will have a lot of mountains and wide open areas and there is a lot to do in them.

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[QUOTE="Silicel1"]Well.....Yes!...definitely Yes.FelipeInside
Oh ok, sorry I didn't laugh then :( I don't know why there is so much emphasis on the GTA5 map, it really ain't that big.

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This game is going to be The best game of this Gen, we are all buying the console version... It's going to be that good! Noone is going to wait 6months playing Farcry3.
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This game is going to be The best game of this Gen, we are all buying the console version... It's going to be that good! Noone is going to wait 6months playing Farcry3.Travis_Odell

If I still had a 360 I would. I'll just have to settle playing my friends copy until the PC version is released :(

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#31 FelipeInside
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This game is going to be The best game of this Gen, we are all buying the console version... It's going to be that good! Noone is going to wait 6months playing Farcry3.Travis_Odell

Ehhh, I ain't buying no console version, and to be honest, don't know if I will buy the PC version either.

Will wait to make sure it's not an awful port like GTA4 was.

I'm looking forward more to Watch Dogs than this anyway.

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#32 _SKatEDiRt_
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Hopefully it's not as empty as GTA4, which had a huge map but nothing to do in it.FelipeInside

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Game is going to be godly.
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[QUOTE="Travis_Odell"]This game is going to be The best game of this Gen, we are all buying the console version... It's going to be that good! Noone is going to wait 6months playing Farcry3.FelipeInside

Ehhh, I ain't buying no console version, and to be honest, don't know if I will buy the PC version either.

Will wait to make sure it's not an awful port like GTA4 was.

I'm looking forward more to Watch Dogs than this anyway.

Max payne was a great port so high hopes. They want to push console sales first then pc last.....Red dead doesn't help this but GTA started here and will end here. Watch dogs by UBI will be like the other dogs game by ubi. After a weeks time there wasn't a thread made because everyone had the same conclusion....SHIT.

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#35 R4gn4r0k
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Max payne was a great port so high hopes. They want to push console sales first then pc last.....Red dead doesn't help this but GTA started here and will end here. Watch dogs by UBI will be like the other dogs game by ubi.

Travis_Odell

This one ?

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[QUOTE="Travis_Odell"]Max payne was a great port so high hopes. They want to push console sales first then pc last.....Red dead doesn't help this but GTA started here and will end here. Watch dogs by UBI will be like the other dogs game by ubi.

R4gn4r0k

This one ?

!!e!VV9Q!mM~$(KGrHqJ,!lgEz+2LF49pBNP4U!Y

Fantastic! Holy someone likes dogs there.
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#37 FelipeInside
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[QUOTE="FelipeInside"]

[QUOTE="Travis_Odell"]This game is going to be The best game of this Gen, we are all buying the console version... It's going to be that good! Noone is going to wait 6months playing Farcry3.Travis_Odell

Ehhh, I ain't buying no console version, and to be honest, don't know if I will buy the PC version either.

Will wait to make sure it's not an awful port like GTA4 was.

I'm looking forward more to Watch Dogs than this anyway.

Max payne was a great port so high hopes. They want to push console sales first then pc last.....Red dead doesn't help this but GTA started here and will end here. Watch dogs by UBI will be like the other dogs game by ubi. After a weeks time there wasn't a thread made because everyone had the same conclusion....SHIT.

Watch Dogs Shit? Are you in the beta?
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#38 Travis_Odell
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[QUOTE="Travis_Odell"]

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"]

Ehhh, I ain't buying no console version, and to be honest, don't know if I will buy the PC version either.

Will wait to make sure it's not an awful port like GTA4 was.

I'm looking forward more to Watch Dogs than this anyway.

FelipeInside

Max payne was a great port so high hopes. They want to push console sales first then pc last.....Red dead doesn't help this but GTA started here and will end here. Watch dogs by UBI will be like the other dogs game by ubi. After a weeks time there wasn't a thread made because everyone had the same conclusion....SHIT.

Watch Dogs Shit? Are you in the beta?

GTA5 will be the better game imo and no i don't want to be in some dog beta UBI has going on.
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Hopefully it's not as empty as GTA4, which had a huge map but nothing to do in it.FelipeInside

Usually I respect your posts but recently you have been trolling a lot.

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[QUOTE="FelipeInside"]Hopefully it's not as empty as GTA4, which had a huge map but nothing to do in it.HyperWarlock

Usually I respect your posts but recently you have been trolling a lot.

By no means trolling. GTA4 was a great game (when I got it running in a playable state), but apart from the main storyline which was fun, I really didn't find myself doing much outside of it, which I normally do in GTA games. The outside missions just fell flat and too repetitive. Coming from Vice City (which was my favourite) and San Andreas, the side quests in GTA4 just weren't as good imho.
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#41 bonafidetk
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I think the city is the roughly the same size as GTA 4 but then you also have all that other area to explore. If you've seen any screenshots or footage of the non urban areas you can see they put a lot of thought into it and its not just a wasteland.
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[QUOTE="Silicel1"]Well.....Yes!...definitely Yes.FelipeInside
Oh ok, sorry I didn't laugh then :( I don't know why there is so much emphasis on the GTA5 map, it really ain't that big.

I think its because reddit has recently been having an obsession over the map size. Kinda like an in-joke except of course it doesnt carry over from forum to forum if people dont know it.
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[QUOTE="FelipeInside"]Hopefully it's not as empty as GTA4, which had a huge map but nothing to do in it.HyperWarlock

Usually I respect your posts but recently you have been trolling a lot.

Sup pot! Hey, kettle!

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[QUOTE="HyperWarlock"]

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"]Hopefully it's not as empty as GTA4, which had a huge map but nothing to do in it.wis3boi

Usually I respect your posts but recently you have been trolling a lot.

Sup pot! Hey, kettle!

Wis3boi might me on to something here.
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#45 the_bi99man
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How does it compare with JC2 in terms of size?

Obviously the city will be much denser etc.

kraken2109

Someone put up a pic comparing the sizes of a bunch of game maps in one of those SW threads the other day. Assuming it was accurate, it showed GTA5 covering like, between 1/4 and 1/3 of JC2.

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#46 wis3boi
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[QUOTE="kraken2109"]

How does it compare with JC2 in terms of size?

Obviously the city will be much denser etc.

the_bi99man

Someone put up a pic comparing the sizes of a bunch of game maps in one of those SW threads the other day. Assuming it was accurate, it showed GTA5 covering like, between 1/4 and 1/3 of JC2.

and JC2 was also a wasteland of nothingness
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#47 kraken2109
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[QUOTE="the_bi99man"]

[QUOTE="kraken2109"]

How does it compare with JC2 in terms of size?

Obviously the city will be much denser etc.

wis3boi

Someone put up a pic comparing the sizes of a bunch of game maps in one of those SW threads the other day. Assuming it was accurate, it showed GTA5 covering like, between 1/4 and 1/3 of JC2.

and JC2 was also a wasteland of nothingness

But I can tie a boat to a helicopter.

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When you have jets you need a big map anyway. Will GTA5 have planes?

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#48 Darth_Kane
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It's not about size, it's how you use it :D

Seriously, GTA games have always been very detailed and each area was unique. I knew the entire map of Vice City by heart.

While who the heck can remember even one area of Just Cause. The entire game was just copy paste with random terrain.

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#49 FelipeInside
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It's not about size, it's how you use it :D

Seriously, GTA games have always been very detailed and each area was unique. I knew the entire map of Vice City by heart.

While who the heck can remember even one area of Just Cause. The entire game was just copy paste with random terrain.

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C'mon, as if Vice City didn't have copy and paste (and Vice City being my favourite GTA game btw).
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#50 skipper847
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Ive orded the PS3 version and going to get the PC version too just to do a graphic comparison but play both just as much as each other. :D