In the light of GTA V release let's laugh a little :))))))

PC gaming doesn't get games this big. On September 17th I'm selling my PC and making the switch to consoles. So many benefits outweighing the PC at this point, but the biggest one is the games. PC gaming truly sucks in this day and age.SKaREO

But I can tie a boat to a helicopter.

When you have jets you need a big map anyway. Will GTA5 have planes?

kraken2109

Yes, GTA V will have planes. A jet was shown in the very first trailer as well

PC gaming doesn't get games this big. On September 17th I'm selling my PC and making the switch to consoles. So many benefits outweighing the PC at this point, but the biggest one is the games. PC gaming truly sucks in this day and age.SKaREO

So after years of hating you are finally going to switch to console gaming? Yeah right, you'll still troll these forums.

Lol. I have that same gif but it finishes with 'your mom'. Funny twist :P.

Errrr.....no I don't think so.

How about making a gif in which showing comparison from a water droplet to a water molecule to an O atom to its nucleus to a proton of it to a... at last to a GTA map:D

Just for fun, no offense:)

The PC gaming audience is the most entitled group of whiners on the planet.SKaREO

That will cease to be the case once you leave PC gaming.

I don't understand the hype for this game. My console friends have been going ape s*** for weeks until release. The trailer looked good, but it didn't blow me away. What do other people know that I don't?

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"]Hopefully it's not as empty as GTA4, which had a huge map but nothing to do in it.HyperWarlock

Usually I respect your posts but recently you have been trolling a lot.

A lot of people think that about GTA 4. Not sure why you find that such a surprising post.

 Will GTA5 have planes?

kraken2109

GTA V is by far the best game ever made. The fact that Rockstar wants to release it on consoles first speaks volumes. Most developers avoid making games for the PC if they can. The PC gaming audience is the most entitled group of whiners on the planet. All the games on PS3 are better than their PC counterpart: BF3 and Diablo 3 being the most recent example where the PS3 versions have all the features the PC doesn't like Voice over IP and offline play. GTA V won't even be on a PC for months. Most the good PC games are going to make the move to tablet, such as Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft, which I'm currently beta testing. There's no reason to own a PC anymore. I can understand why the truly diehard PC gamers (or people who just made the switch to PC recently) will be butthurt that PC gaming is now dead.SKaREO

that PC gaming is now dead.SKaREO

Sr. Trolleo here has been saying this for years... cause his mum won't buy him a gaming PC therefore he wants it to die, but PC gaming is stronger than ever.

And GTA best game ever made?  Buahahahahahaahahha...

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"] Your low IQ is not suited for here.millerlight89

But that's my job

PC gaming doesn't get games this big. On September 17th I'm selling my PC and making the switch to consoles. So many benefits outweighing the PC at this point, but the biggest one is the games. PC gaming truly sucks in this day and age.SKaREO

How unlucky world became when your grandpa escaped nazi's and planted seeds of trolls...

[QUOTE="SKaREO"]PC gaming doesn't get games this big. On September 17th I'm selling my PC and making the switch to consoles. So many benefits outweighing the PC at this point, but the biggest one is the games. PC gaming truly sucks in this day and age.Assimilat0r

How unlucky world became when your grandpa escaped nazi's and planted seeds of trolls...

Too long a wait, killed it. Sorry. But yeah, the map is pretty big people. Bigger than Red Dead Redemption, GTA4, and San Andreas put together. So I'm happy about that. Not sure how it compares to Just Cause 2, but it is a much more active world than Just Cause 2. I loved JC2, but it felt a little lifeless.

[QUOTE="Assimilat0r"]

[QUOTE="SKaREO"]PC gaming doesn't get games this big. On September 17th I'm selling my PC and making the switch to consoles. So many benefits outweighing the PC at this point, but the biggest one is the games. PC gaming truly sucks in this day and age.Travis_Odell

How unlucky world became when your grandpa escaped nazi's and planted seeds of trolls...

I don't understand the hype for this game. My console friends have been going ape s*** for weeks until release. The trailer looked good, but it didn't blow me away. What do other people know that I don't?

Falconoffury

probably quite a lot judging from your first sentence

[QUOTE="Falconry"]

probably quite a lot judging from your first sentence

Macutchi

[QUOTE="Falconoffury"]

I don't understand the hype for this game. My console friends have been going ape s*** for weeks until release. The trailer looked good, but it didn't blow me away. What do other people know that I don't?

Macutchi

probably quite a lot judging from your first sentence

Wait, I thought we wanted GTA V on PC.  Now we are bashing the map size because we can't get it at release?

Wait, I thought we wanted GTA V on PC.  Now we are bashing the map size because we can't get it at release?

realguitarhero5

The game has already been released in Spain.  Rockstars servers are already flooded.  As a result, people cannot play any existing game that requires a connection to Rockstar's Social Club.  Example, Max Payne 3.  I know, because I tried to play the singleplayer today, and cannot.  The Social Club logon keeps issuing an error that it cannot process the request.  Others on Steam's boards are reporting the same thing and are pissed.  This spells doom for those eagerly waiting to play GTAV, since that also will require a connection to Social Club even for singleplayer.  Notice a trend?

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Wait, I thought we wanted GTA V on PC.  Now we are bashing the map size because we can't get it at release?

FelipeInside

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="realguitarhero5"]

Wait, I thought we wanted GTA V on PC.  Now we are bashing the map size because we can't get it at release?

realguitarhero5

[QUOTE="realguitarhero5"][QUOTE="FelipeInside"] I don't think anyone is bashing it, just that there is way too much hype for a map size. I personally want GTAV on PC, and I'm 100% positive it will come to it but tbh, I don't know if I'll buy it or not. I'm sick of Rockstar's attitude. More interested in Watch Dogs as an open world type game.Toxic-Seahorse

He's hate's good games. Anything mediocre he loves.Travis_Odell

I was hoping for someone to post an intelligent response. I guess I should know better on this forum.

I didn't laugh :P.  The map doesnt look like its THAT big.  isn't Skyrim and other TES games bigger?  And The Witcher 3 will be far bigger than it too I imagine.  Not that bigger is better.

NaveedLife

Daggerfall makes Skyrim, GTA and those others look tiny by comparison just FYI.

[QUOTE="NaveedLife"]

I didn't laugh :P.  The map doesnt look like its THAT big.  isn't Skyrim and other TES games bigger?  And The Witcher 3 will be far bigger than it too I imagine.  Not that bigger is better.

Alpha_S_

Daggerfall makes Skyrim, GTA and those others look tiny by comparison just FYI.

[QUOTE="realguitarhero5"][QUOTE="FelipeInside"] I don't think anyone is bashing it, just that there is way too much hype for a map size. I personally want GTAV on PC, and I'm 100% positive it will come to it but tbh, I don't know if I'll buy it or not. I'm sick of Rockstar's attitude. More interested in Watch Dogs as an open world type game.Toxic-Seahorse

I don't see why people are upset with Rockstar for not talking about the PC version. It's business. They've been doing it for over 10 years. Nothing is any different this time. The PC version will not be announced until after the game has launched, and the initial wave of hype sales has died down. Then the PC version will be quietly announced, and release very shortly after the announcement. Just like last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. And the time before that. People who think it will be any different are worrying over nothing, because they want something to worry about. 

Also, can we just get skareo banned from the PC game forum already? I can't even remember the last time he posted something that wasn't obvious and bad trolling.

[QUOTE="Toxic-Seahorse"]

[QUOTE="realguitarhero5"] Rockstar's attitude? What do you mean?the_bi99man

I don't see why people are upset with Rockstar for not talking about the PC version. It's business. They've been doing it for over 10 years. Nothing is any different this time. The PC version will not be announced until after the game has launched, and the initial wave of hype sales has died down. Then the PC version will be quietly announced, and release very shortly after the announcement. Just like last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. And the time before that. People who think it will be any different are worrying over nothing, because they want something to worry about. 

[QUOTE="Alpha_S_"]

[QUOTE="NaveedLife"]

I didn't laugh :P.  The map doesnt look like its THAT big.  isn't Skyrim and other TES games bigger?  And The Witcher 3 will be far bigger than it too I imagine.  Not that bigger is better.

realguitarhero5

Daggerfall makes Skyrim, GTA and those others look tiny by comparison just FYI.

Core TES players who still swear by it as the best in the series maybe?  But yeah, there's a reason why Bethesda decided to go for a smaller yet more interesting and meaningful overworld with Morrowind and Daggerfall is a protypical example of why bigger map size in itself isn't all that great.

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[QUOTE="Toxic-Seahorse"] I think he means how Rockstar won't actually tell us anything. They won't say they're making a PC version nor will they say they aren't. They treat PC gamers like garbage up until they want to sell us their game.

FelipeInside

I don't see why people are upset with Rockstar for not talking about the PC version. It's business. They've been doing it for over 10 years. Nothing is any different this time. The PC version will not be announced until after the game has launched, and the initial wave of hype sales has died down. Then the PC version will be quietly announced, and release very shortly after the announcement. Just like last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. And the time before that. People who think it will be any different are worrying over nothing, because they want something to worry about. 

From GTA3 forward, they all took at least seven months to come to PC. And the PC versions were not announced, or even confirmed to exist, until months after console launch. And I just don't see how that's being disrespectful. 

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="the_bi99man"]

I don't see why people are upset with Rockstar for not talking about the PC version. It's business. They've been doing it for over 10 years. Nothing is any different this time. The PC version will not be announced until after the game has launched, and the initial wave of hype sales has died down. Then the PC version will be quietly announced, and release very shortly after the announcement. Just like last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. And the time before that. People who think it will be any different are worrying over nothing, because they want something to worry about. 

the_bi99man

From GTA3 forward, they all took at least seven months to come to PC. And the PC versions were not announced, or even confirmed to exist, until months after console launch. And I just don't see how that's being disrespectful. 

[QUOTE="the_bi99man"]

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"] I'm not worried at all, I just think it's bad business practice cause they are the only ones who do it. They want my money, respect the customer more. As for time before that and before that, the only GTA I recall taking so long to announce for PC was GTA4. I remember playing the others very close to launch on PC (I could be wrong if my memory fails me)FelipeInside

From GTA3 forward, they all took at least seven months to come to PC. And the PC versions were not announced, or even confirmed to exist, until months after console launch. And I just don't see how that's being disrespectful. 

Eh. One bad port. Whatever. And Rockstar has made two major games since then, both of which got fantastic PC ports, that came sooner than any of their previous ports. I'd say they've actually been more respectful in that regard than most big publishers.

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="the_bi99man"]

From GTA3 forward, they all took at least seven months to come to PC. And the PC versions were not announced, or even confirmed to exist, until months after console launch. And I just don't see how that's being disrespectful. 

the_bi99man

Eh. One bad port. Whatever. And Rockstar has made two major games since then, both of which got fantastic PC ports, that came sooner than any of their previous ports. I'd say they've actually been more respectful in that regard than most big publishers.

[QUOTE="the_bi99man"]

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"] Disrespectful that they say things like "PC isn't our priority" or "we might think about PC" and then after a year bring out one of the most awful ports in existence. When other companies do the opposite. Announce the PC version, sometimes take a few extras weeks to launch, and try to bring a good port across. Yet people give Rockstar money. FelipeInside

Eh. One bad port. Whatever. And Rockstar has made two major games since then, both of which got fantastic PC ports, that came sooner than any of their previous ports. I'd say they've actually been more respectful in that regard than most big publishers.

I like how R* does amazing jobs on their PC versions of all their games, always giving a PC version to their games, yet GTA IV had a rough release until the first patch came out, and everyone cries over it.  I'm still at a loss to this day

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="the_bi99man"]

Eh. One bad port. Whatever. And Rockstar has made two major games since then, both of which got fantastic PC ports, that came sooner than any of their previous ports. I'd say they've actually been more respectful in that regard than most big publishers.

wis3boi

I like how R* does amazing jobs on their PC versions of all their games, always giving a PC version to their games, yet GTA IV had a rough release until the first patch came out, and everyone cries over it.  I'm still at a loss to this day

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"] And due to mostly Max Payne 3 is why I am going to give them another chance. They are off to a bad start though...FelipeInside

I like how R* does amazing jobs on their PC versions of all their games, always giving a PC version to their games, yet GTA IV had a rough release until the first patch came out, and everyone cries over it.  I'm still at a loss to this day

I am not denying it had issues, but the game was completely playable.  And also the fact that people turned up the sliders all the way, draining their framerate for zero visual benefit.  The number of far worse and actually shitty unplayable ports far outnumber R*'s ports. 

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="wis3boi"]

I like how R* does amazing jobs on their PC versions of all their games, always giving a PC version to their games, yet GTA IV had a rough release until the first patch came out, and everyone cries over it.  I'm still at a loss to this day

wis3boi

I am not denying it had issues, but the game was completely playable.  And also the fact that people turned up the sliders all the way, draining their framerate for zero visual benefit.  The number of far worse and actually shitty unplayable ports far outnumber R*'s ports. 

what I would like to know is how come max payne was announce for the pc the same time as the consoles but gta5 wasn't though. i hope the pc version feels like a next gen port when ever it comes out.

[QUOTE="Toxic-Seahorse"]

[QUOTE="realguitarhero5"] Rockstar's attitude? What do you mean?the_bi99man

I don't see why people are upset with Rockstar for not talking about the PC version. It's business. They've been doing it for over 10 years. Nothing is any different this time. The PC version will not be announced until after the game has launched, and the initial wave of hype sales has died down. Then the PC version will be quietly announced, and release very shortly after the announcement. Just like last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. And the time before that. People who think it will be any different are worrying over nothing, because they want something to worry about. 

Also, can we just get skareo banned from the PC game forum already? I can't even remember the last time he posted something that wasn't obvious and bad trolling.

what I would like to know is how come max payne was announce for the pc the same time as the consoles but gta5 wasn't though. i hope the pc version feels like a next gen port when ever it comes out.

TheShadowLord07

what I would like to know is how come max payne was announce for the pc the same time as the consoles but gta5 wasn't though. i hope the pc version feels like a next gen port when ever it comes out.

TheShadowLord07

GTA is R*'s cash cow, and also a massive seller of sony/MS consoles.  The MP series isn't nearly as popular nor a big seller as GTA

[QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"]

what I would like to know is how come max payne was announce for the pc the same time as the consoles but gta5 wasn't though. i hope the pc version feels like a next gen port when ever it comes out.

wis3boi

GTA is R*'s cash cow, and also a massive seller of sony/MS consoles.  The MP series isn't nearly as popular nor a big seller as GTA

however, someone on system wars linked a website to a rockstar website which had the pc logo. I can't tell if it real or not because the registriation is private ut it was register on 1995, the same date as the offcial rockstar website.

anyways I know its coming, I just hate waiting for it, thats all.

@FelipeInside

max payne 3 was created by the vancouver branch which was closed down last year.

though I guess their trying to get pc gamers to buy the same game twice.TheShadowLord07

[QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"] though I guess their trying to get pc gamers to buy the same game twice.Toxic-Seahorse

[QUOTE="Toxic-Seahorse"][QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"] though I guess their trying to get pc gamers to buy the same game twice.TheShadowLord07

[QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"]

[QUOTE="Toxic-Seahorse"] This is exactly what they're doing. That's why they won't confirm a PC version is in the works. Nobody should support this kind of practice.FelipeInside

cause waiting is a bitch. plus atleast with the pokemon games, the sequl or expanded game has more content in it. though I wonder what rockstar can do with a pc/ net gen gta5 unless they they make the map bigger with more features.