Aight, so I was on home chatting with one of my friends this afternoon and this guy came up and started harassing me and calling my black friend the n-word. I made a female PSN account to show my gf what its like on home, and so I logged in on that. I found the guy and started chatting with him. He asked me to come back to his house so that we could chat, so I obliged him. We chatted for about a half an hour and he wanted to send pictures of his "member" to me via cell phone and he asked me if I would give him my number. I told him that I wouldn't and that I was leaving his house. He pleaded with me, but I went to my house anyway and left him alone. I placed sofas in front of the front door and the patio doors and got to work.
First, I went in and changed my dazzling young female into a portly ginger guy. Then I invited the stalker guy over to my house. He arrived and started screaming (SCREAMING) into the mic how i "****ing tricked him" and that he shouldn't have believed me. The funny thing was, he yelled how I had "effing blocked him in" my room. He finally LOGGED OFF to get out of my room and logged back in and went to the Central Plaza. I changed back into a girl and went to meet him.
To my surprise, he was dancing all sexylike AS A GIRL! I went up to the guys he was dancing with and said " is a dood!" He started harassing me again, this time via text chatting, and finally invited me up to his house again for some private talk. I thought this was hilarious, so I complied. I told him I was a girl and that the ginger guy was a joke. He kept pressing me and kept pushing for my number. I had no intention of giving it to him, but he kept pestering.
Finally i told him "if you want my #, go tell all of the Bowling Alley that you hate 's." I met him at the bowling alley and, sure enough, he called everyone there an "Effing " This got no response from the people there, so i told him to "Try the Jews instead" He did. No response. I said "Try Hispanics." He did, no response. Finally, I told him to go chew out this big tough guy (one of my real life friends from my real PSN account) for "hitting on me earlier", which he did in front of a crowd of about a dozen people. It was hilarious. He still kept asking for my number, so I told him to invite me to his house, which he did.
However, before going I changed back into my Ginger-kid outfit to make him even more mad. I showed up at his house and he started yelling at me and asking if I was a dude. I told him that i wanted to look like an ugly guy so that none of the other guys would hit on me...and he believed me. He asked me for my number again, so I told him "My # is 1-973-867-5309"
To my surprise again, he believed me. He texted it and yelled at me about how the text wouldnt go through. He asked what my name was, to which I replied "Jenny", and he STILL didn't get it. He even read the number back over his microphone to me and STILL didn't get the joke. So, finally, I asked him for his number so that I could call him instead. He gave me his number, to which I promptly went to PrankDialer.com to RickRoll him. I put the number in and he got the call and HAD NO IDEA OF WHAT RICKROLLING WAS!!! He was all like "what the ***k is this ***t? Why is there music playing on my phone? Did you sign me up for some ****ing porn?" I said no, and finally told him that I had been a dude all along.
He was all like "Im gonna report you to Sony" and sent me a real threatening private message saying that he was gonna call the cops for harassment. I sent him a message back saying that I was underage and he had offered to send me sexually explicit images over the phone to me and that I had recorded EVERYTHING that he had done, and reported each offense to Sony for review. He was then like "No, dude, why don't we just forget about it? Just go on with our lives and whatnot?" I felt kinda sorry for the guy, since he said he had been in a terrible relationship for 8 years and his gf dumped him and his parents died and whatnot, so I let the guy go.
That is what I like to call the most Epic Trolling done yet on Home.
And yeah, the guy deserved it.
Peace Out!
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