Your eyes open slowly and look down at your body. Your half naked and your skin is white as ash. You are Kratos. Your wife/sister/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/brother calls you down for breakfast..........what do you do? This thread may seem utterly useless but trust me.......it...may..have some kind of.............................use. Actually no, this thread is only here because a little kid is bored out of his socks:(
He's the one who lives under your bed and closet, he's the one who watches you when you think your being watched and he's the one who eats the leftover cheesecake.
He's the one who lives under your bed and closet, he's the one who watches you when you think your being watched and he's the one who eats the leftover cheesecake.
He's the one who lives under your bed and closet, he's the one who watches you when you think your being watched and he's the one who eats the leftover cheesecake.
I can't eat that product.
fine, he's the one who takes the last piece of Bazooka BubbleGum
I would fly down the stairs using Icarus's wings, then use my Blade of Chaos to snatch a piece of toast from arcoss the room and use my other Blade of Chaos to butter my toast. After all that I would make love to my wife to regain some health, then go to the garage and climb up an Ogres back and stab him in the shoulders and take him for a ride to work.
I would fly down the stairs using Icarus's wings, then use my Blade of Chaos to snatch a piece of toast from arcoss the room and use my other Blade of Chaos to butter my toast. After all that I would make love to my wife to regain some health, then go to the garage and climb up an Ogres back and stab him in the shoulders and take him for a ride to work.
I'd get rid every elected offical of the United States and start my own government then pull the troops out of Iraq and go over there myself when the need arises.
I would fly down the stairs using Icarus's wings, then use my Blade of Chaos to snatch a piece of toast from arcoss the room and use my other Blade of Chaos to butter my toast. After all that I would make love to my wife to regain some health, then go to the garage and climb up an Ogres back and stab him in the shoulders and take him for a ride to work.
Kratos does'nt make love, he just rapes I would of put that, but someone hates me for some reasons and mods me just for coughing and says I flamed.....That must be some hot breath, LOL.
I'd get rid every elected offical of the United States and start my own government then pull the troops out of Iraq and go over there myself when the need arises.bunchofpixels
And while your in presidencey can you make it illegal to be the president while being half naked?
i'd start obsessing about killing gods that i've never crossed paths with and then proceed to have a threesome with little geometric shapes appearing above my head...
Skrew all that killing. With a sexy *** body like Kratos, I would walk around nude! I would go the city, show off my winning body of the world, and it'll be so good that the law can't even touch me. IF they do, I will take control of the world and make everyone become nude.
Skrew all that killing. With a sexy *** body like Kratos, I would walk around nude! I would go the city, show off my winning body of the world, and it'll be so good that the law can't even touch me. IF they do, I will take control of the world and make everyone become nude.groovdafied
I would fly down the stairs using Icarus's wings, then use my Blade of Chaos to snatch a piece of toast from arcoss the room and use my other Blade of Chaos to butter my toast. After all that I would make love to my wife to regain some health, then go to the garage and climb up an Ogres back and stab him in the shoulders and take him for a ride to work.
I'd probably go rip some little kid's head off at the park. I can imagine that being quite fun, especially seeing all of the terrified people. Terrified people, just waiting... waiting to be torn to shred in an orgy of blood and gore :twisted:
I'd probably go rip some little kid's head off at the park. I can imagine that being quite fun, especially seeing all of the terrified people. Terrified people, just waiting... waiting to be torn to shred in an orgy of blood and gore :twisted:
I'd probably go rip some little kid's head off at the park. I can imagine that being quite fun, especially seeing all of the terrified people. Terrified people, just waiting... waiting to be torn to shred in an orgy of blood and gore :twisted:
but it ain't Haloween:(I don't live on planet Earth. Where I live, it's Halloween a several times a year. Whats the name of this planet, I might wanna visit some day.
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