360 Is like the Easy Girl.. PS3 is like the Girl that makes you wait

I have seen many comparrisons of 360/PS3 with food and cars.. But here is a different one. To me both systems are kind of like girls.. Some girls are Easy and others are respectable that make you wait. the PS3 and 360 are a lot like that.. To me the 360 is like the Easy girl, MS doesnt make gamers wait for any of the good games and you hardly see delays with 360 games, but once MS releases thos games so fast its like the gamers dont appreciate them as much because a month later you are already hearing some gamers complain that those games are already boring.. Kind of like the Easy girl, the easy girl doesnt make you wait for the "goods" sure the activities are fun while its happening but afterwards your just sitting there losing interest in that girl.

The PS3 on the other hand is the respectable girl, not releasing the big name games right away all within 2 years, keeping gamers wanting more and when those games are finally released gamers have more respect and appreciation for them. Like Girls that make you wait, maybe at first you get really frustrated because the girl isnt really giving any action, but in the end you will respect her a lot more when she does give action and really want to keep her.. Thats how i see the console wars..

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a waste of beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

Synthetic_NinJI

in that case the 360 is like the girl that tempts you with pretty make up, good body and then one week later you "Catch something" hence the RROD

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

Synthetic_NinJI

True that. Atleast with the respectable girl she will deliver at some point. She won't keep saying "next week" and then delay the action over and over.

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I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

ChristopherM80

in that case the 360 is like the girl that tempts you with pretty make up, good body and then one week later you "Catch something" hence the RROD

[QUOTE="Synthetic_NinJI"]

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

ChristopherM80

in that case the 360 is like the girl that tempts you with pretty make up, good body and then one week later you "Catch something" hence the RROD

OH SNAPZ :o

[QUOTE="Synthetic_NinJI"]

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

ChristopherM80

in that case the 360 is like the girl that tempts you with pretty make up, good body and then one week later you "Catch something" hence the RROD

Then the ps3 is like a very fat girl...She just sits in the sofa all day,does nothing but eat ice cream.

[QUOTE="Synthetic_NinJI"]

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

ChristopherM80

in that case the 360 is like the girl that tempts you with pretty make up, good body and then one week later you "Catch something" hence the RROD

LMAO!!! Now that is a perfect example! :lol:

You are using a sex analogy on a video game board...

A good number of people on here have never even had the experience which you are relating systems to

FAIL!

If the 360 is the easy girl, and the PS3 is the girl that makes you wait,.... what does that make the Wii??Demetri_OS

A whore.

If the 360 is the easy girl, and the PS3 is the girl that makes you wait,.... what does that make the Wii??Demetri_OS

The little girl. j/k

[QUOTE="ChristopherM80"][QUOTE="Synthetic_NinJI"]

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

ProductNumber49

in that case the 360 is like the girl that tempts you with pretty make up, good body and then one week later you "Catch something" hence the RROD

Then the ps3 is like a very fat girl...She just sits in the sofa all day,does nothing but eat ice cream.

[QUOTE="Demetri_OS"]If the 360 is the easy girl, and the PS3 is the girl that makes you wait,.... what does that make the Wii??bobaban

A whore.

Bahahahahahahahahaha!

That made me crack up... people looked at me funny.

What the **** kind of anaolgy was that. That was horrible. :|

its more like 360 is the guy who gets some, while the ps3 is the guy who doesnt-platy-

no, it's 360 owners and ps3 owners

[QUOTE="ChristopherM80"][QUOTE="Synthetic_NinJI"]

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

Magical_Zebra

in that case the 360 is like the girl that tempts you with pretty make up, good body and then one week later you "Catch something" hence the RROD

LMAO!!! Now that is a perfect example! :lol:

Not really, because this whole analogy sucks.

I have seen many comparrisons of 360/PS3 with food and cars.. But here is a different one. To me both systems are kind of like girls.. Some girls are Easy and others are respectable that make you wait. the PS3 and 360 are a lot like that.. To me the 360 is like the Easy girl, MS doesnt make gamers wait for any of the good games and you hardly see delays with 360 games, but once MS releases thos games so fast its like the gamers dont appreciate them as much because a month later you are already hearing some gamers complain that those games are already boring.. Kind of like the Easy girl, the easy girl doesnt make you wait for the "goods" sure the activities are fun while its happening but afterwards your just sitting there losing interest in that girl.

The PS3 on the other hand is the respectable girl, not releasing the big name games right away all within 2 years, keeping gamers wanting more and when those games are finally released gamers have more respect and appreciation for them. Like Girls that make you wait, maybe at first you get really frustrated because the girl isnt really giving any action, but in the end you will respect her a lot more when she does give action and really want to keep her.. Thats how i see the console wars..

ChristopherM80

Aww crap, and here I've been playing with my 360 unprotected. I better have that rash checked out...

This analogy is one of the worst I've ever encountered on system wars, and I'm ashamed of bumping it but I needed to vent. This crap seriously makes me want to throw my monitor at the wall.

Congratulations. Seriously.

since i would be paying for both I would want the goods now. not the 2 years.

And Wii is like that 36-24-34, blond, 6' tall 18 year-old bombshell who will do anything to pleasure you... who actually turns out to be a 45 year-old tub of lard pervert who has seven felony convictions for sexual molestation?

What's the point of these types of comparisons?

This is slightly degrading to women. To be fair, let's say 360 is the overweight frat boyfriend who takes you out every so often, yet makes you pay for dinner. Not to mention in the long run, will probably dump you anyways for another girl. PS3 is the guy who spends huge amounts of money on you, lets you pay for nothing so everything is free. He's reliable and never would cheat on you, though he doesn't make any advances with you. He tells you to just wait. You begin to assume he is gay Then Wii, the underage guy you've known for a long timewho is a lot of fun, makes you laugh yet makes you wait once again, only because he is too shy and lives in his mother's basement.

;D

This is slightly degrading to women. To be fair, let's say 360 is the overweight frat boyfriend who takes you out every so often, yet makes you pay for dinner. Not to mention in the long run, will probably dump you anyways for another girl. PS3 is the guy who spends huge amounts of money on you, lets you pay for nothing so everything is free. He's reliable and never would cheat on you, though he doesn't make any advances with you. He tells you to just wait. You begin to assume he is gay Then Wii, the underage guy you've known for a long timewho is a lot of fun, makes you laugh yet makes you wait once again, only because he is too shy and lives in his mother's basement.

;D

Xire_XII

don't forget about his small Wii

If the 360 is the easy girl, and the PS3 is the girl that makes you wait,.... what does that make the Wii??Demetri_OS

The girl you secretly fancy but don't want your mates to know.

Its my sex box, and her name is sony.

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a waste of beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

Synthetic_NinJI

yeah, that's more accurate

[QUOTE="ChristopherM80"][QUOTE="Synthetic_NinJI"]

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

killtactics

in that case the 360 is like the girl that tempts you with pretty make up, good body and then one week later you "Catch something" hence the RROD

Yeah. It's making me feel ill.

yea sometimes you cant afford either one and have to end up playing with your wiirobflores370

i really wish i hadnt read that

Exactly :). I said the same thing in another thread earlier this week.

There is nothing long lasting in a girl who ives it up too quick.

The PS3 gives just enough (Uncharted & Ratchet), then... BAM! She hits you with something that drives you wild (MGS4) and now you're hooked for life :D.

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a waste of beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

Synthetic_NinJI

That's a good comparison.

The XBox 360 is like a girl who gives you the quality goods immediately. There's no waiting and you know you put your money to good use.

[QUOTE="Synthetic_NinJI"]

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a waste of beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

blackace

That's a good comparison.

The XBox 360 is like a girl who gives you the quality goods immediately. There's no waiting and you know you put your money to good use.

Also known as a hooker :P.