Angry Joe Quantum Break Review 5/10

It's a turd

Not sure why people care what this guy thinks, but he is popular so I'm linking it.

What's the point of posting his opinion if you don't understand why anyone likes it?

His opinion means nothing more than anyone else's. I'm liking the game and think 5-6 scores aren't deserved but that's MY opinion.

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Lol why would you post a video of a guy you don't care for?

It is simple I don't see why his opinion is so popular, but he has millions of followers that DO value his opinion so it is worthy of being discussed.

@StrongBlackVine: Personally i found the guy entertaining and 9.9/10 times on point with everything hes saying. I wouldnt call QB a 5/10 myself but as far as his review , is on point.

You obviously posted video to rile up Xbox owners...

Remedy needs to go back to the drawing board this was an utter disgrace.

They should be more riled up at M$ for stealing $60 from them for a mediocre TV show.

He's such a casual.

It caught my attention because I got linked to his Twitter page where he is apparently war with and blocking Xbots(his words) that were griefing him before the review even released. Funny because Joe was a big time lemming when it came to consoles not long ago.

How would it be stealing if you're given a choice of whether or not to buy something?

Who would've thought GS scored on the higher side of the aggregated scale?

@Blabadon: because the only way he can get off is with bad xbone reviews and news. Don't kink shame man.

Joe is an idiot, his commentary and ability to review things properly has gotten considerably worse over time.

Damn, game must be trash then.

What else are they gonna buy? Xbone has no other games until October.

@NathanDrakeSwag: well, what have you been playing the last 3 years when the ps4 had nothing? Your most hyped games last year were multiplats lol

I remember getting into it with nyadc about this game turning into a largely predictable romp. The time powers make for exciting trailers but it's a super OP power for videogames. I always think of the clock in Symphony of the Night as well as the original Ninja Gaiden. Turning otherwise challenging and deep games into a casual stroll.

Fanboy logic concerning professional reviewers: High score equals fact while low score, on the other hand, equals opinion.

and with the most exclusives-AAA's, indies and best console multi plats with a swelling 900+ game library, PS4 is overflowing with world class gaming.

You haven't played it, that's the big reoccurring theme around here, people judging games they haven't played.

Guess what, gamespot gave the game a 6 out of 10, just because you enjoy the game, doesn't mean everyone else does.

Trash game is trash. I knew it would be shit right from the first time they showed gameplay. Lems were too caught up in the hype of their "Uncharted killer" to notice it was a mediocre game. Desperation can cause people to hype up stupid things, this is one example. Remedy should focus on actually making a good game first before trying to go head to head with the best in the industry.

TLHBO.

I've seen him stream it, he was falling asleep every time he streamed the game. Remedy should be ashamed. What a poor game, a game that took this long to develop... I remember lems saying "remedy is perfecting the game, we don't mind seeing QB being delayed over n over"... Well, delayed for ages and you got an unpolished turd at the end. Do you like delays now?

Guess what, more people than not enjoyed the game, and what someone else thinks means **** all to my enjoyment of the game.

Joe has been slipping for years, his content has devolved to vitriol.

@dynamitecop: I wanted to get it. I really enjoyed Alan Wake. I just won't buy games that are Windows App only. Once they make it an exe, I'll be more than happy to give it an honest play through. However, Joe does have a way of illustrating the flaws with the game.

Dear god

@spicymeatball27: You cared enough to post in this thread.

Dat irony.

I wish Remedy would NOT produce a game under Microsoft. They might have more freedom to do whatever.

Why do people keep talking about this crappy game? It's average, mundane, much better games have come out since its release. If this game weren't exclusive it would already be forgotten.

Prove it.

True. The few lems who bought it were done watching it after a day. Does Gamestop take trade ins for TV shows though? They might be stuck with a coaster.

@StrongBlackVine: This sums you up perfectly.

Guess what, a lot of people enjoy call of duty, but that doesn't mean the game automatically deserves a high score. Just because one enjoys a certain game, doesn't mean its perfect. For instance, I had and still have a lot of fun playing fallout 4, but I certainly don't believe that fallout 4 deserves a score above average (which is 5-6/10 in my opinion).

@i_p_daily: Don't shoot the messenger. Not my fault he flopped it.

Lol why even make a thread about him if you don't see any interest in his videos. I don't like Bieber but i'm going to make some threads about him and link his music videos. Too funny bro

On topic though, this dude is pretty funny. Never seen him before.

Just finished the game last night and to say it's a massive blurfest on top of a borefest is such an understatement. Gonna trade this one in faster than the speed of SSblue Goku kaioken x10.

@Ice-Cube: I think his reviews are funny and thorough. Not a fan of most his other content.

And if he gives UC4 a 5/10 will you post it? I will bet not. MS must of touched you really bad when you were a kid, for you to have this much hate.

Than why did you even buy it in the first place.

Don't take this the wrong way, but would you have posted this still if he had given it a better score, i.e. an 8?

Because I was hoping the story, characters are interesting at least and thought the time powers have great potential to create more varied gameplay segments but to my disappointment non of them materialized to their fullest. The game is a 6/10 for me.

If it was so blurry and you were so bored why would you continue to play it all the way to the end? you sound like another person who hasn't even played it, but is pretending to have.

Nyadc/dynamitecop meltdown is typical.

Someone reviewed an Xbox game lower than the average so the person is an idiot and "slipping".

No...not many more ppl have liked the game....that's why it sits at a 7.6 on user reviews. That's average. And for what they were touting this to be....the result is a flop.

@PikminWorld: Probably not. Obviously I wanted to get reaction. But it would have been posted by a lem instead.

That was hard.

So when Joe flops a PlayStation "exclusive" we are gonna act like his opinion matters then, right Cows?

@GoldenElementXL: He has flopped PS4 exclusives. Remember his The Order 1886 review?

@dynamitecop said:

That was hard.

A. lol Metacritic.

B. Missing the point. You can't prove it. Not unless you go and question every single person who played the game.

C. Even if you did poll every person who played the game and 100% of them said they enjoyed it, that still wouldn't say anything of the games quality.

Thanks for playing.