Facts.

[QUOTE="stereointegrity"][QUOTE="beast667"]lol, did you just look through old threads to find all this? i remember most of these, funny stuff :lol:darkspineslayer

dude, make this into its own thread, we need somthing epic around here, off topic could use it too

think of it this way, if the world was USA, then french toast=wii, waffles=360 and PS3=pancakes

There was already a thread about pancakes vs waffles. I dont know if it is the right time for another.Kahuna_1

how long ago, cause i know i made one months back, its always time

Oh wow, my fact is first on the list : Dwok7

Thats not something to be proud of.

[QUOTE="Kahuna_1"]There was already a thread about pancakes vs waffles. I dont know if it is the right time for another.darkspineslayer

how long ago, cause i know i made one months back, its always time

It was made in April 2007.

There was already a thread about pancakes vs waffles. I dont know if it is the right time for another.Kahuna_1

Games are not fun without dedicated servers.

Games are not fun without dedicated servers.

JakeTD21

I wonder if the Wii is still ruining the gaming industry.

I give this thread 4 Oreo Pizzas.

xbox live costs 50 dollars every weekst1ka

[QUOTE="st1ka"]xbox live costs 50 dollars every weekstereointegrity

it's actually pay per minute

[QUOTE="stereointegrity"][QUOTE="st1ka"]xbox live costs 50 dollars every weeksamusarmada

it's actually pay per minute

And it crashes once a week.

[QUOTE="samusarmada"]

[QUOTE="stereointegrity"][QUOTE="st1ka"]xbox live costs 50 dollars every weekJakeTD21

it's actually pay per minute

And it crashes once a week.

Dead forget to put:

PC gameing is relavent :lol:

• PC can't do HD- trie
• Only games that get 9/10 or over are worth playing.- So what is worth playing that came out recently?
• Wii is not next-gen. Yes it is i came out after both systems so i bieleve it is next gen
• Wii can't get a GOTY.- It did deal with it
• PS3 has no games. Not true
• Every 360 game is overrated. O rly?
• Your dad works at PS3. No not rly?
• 360 only has shooters what about DMC 4 or Soul Calibur 4
• Wii is fad and will die today. Even if that was true it wouldn't be
• Metroid is a robot. Well not really it's a girl in a suit
• Too much variety is a bad thing. okay do u hate gaming
• Every cow has a gaming PC. no not rly
• You can't post in threads unless you agree with the TC. Well i'm not listening
• Pictures are needed or else people don't read your thread. True

• If a game is on 2 or more systems, it can still be an exclusive.
• Nintendo doesn't make games, they only publish them.
• Games aren't about having fun, ownage is what counts.
• No chainsaw? No AAA.
• Metroid copied Halo.
• Einstein and Hitler lived in different time periods.
• MS called it the 360 because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
• Casey is a lemming.
• MGSIV is the second coming.
• Halo Wars > Starcraft 2.
• U R MR GAY.
• Lair is AAA if you buy 2 copies of it.

• PC doesn't have custom soundtracks.
• Xbox should sue Gamecube.
• The plural of sheep is "sheeps".
• GS is biased...against everyone.
• GS is the only source that counts, avert your eyes from any source that disagrees with GS.
• The Wii only has shovelware titles and you're forced to buy them.
• Any game that has several discs = instant fail.
• Ninja Gaiden II is coming to the PS3.
• Metal Gear Solid IV is coming to the 360.
• The PS3's Blu-ray player is a chick-magnet.
• Since Microsoft owns PC gaming, any PC/360 game is Microsoft exclusive.
• Gaming PCs cost over $2000, and you have to upgrade every 2 months.
• Next gen starts when Sony says so.
• Only PS3 owners have to wait for their games.
• Opinions are facts.
• System Wars is where you go for intelligent discussion.
• America = World.
• PC gaming sucks because you can't map: jump, crouch, and prone, to one button.
• If a game doesn't have achievements, you're playing for nothing.

• Waffles > Pancakes.
• Fable 2 > every game ever made.
• SSBB is the last great game the Wii will get.
• London is actually in France.
• Any game older than 4 years sucks as it doesn't use technology.
• Stories can't be good without voice acting.
• PC doesn't have backward compatibility.
• The main character in The Legend Of Zelda series is Zelda.
• Mario is Mexican.
• PS3 games don't sell.
• Fable 2 will have more life/AI in it than any PS3 exclusive in the next 2 years.
• The GOTY award isn't given to the best game of the year.
• Sports game are useless since you can play real sports.
• Wii AAAs aren't equal to PS3/360 AAAs.
• EA has enough money to buy Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo.
• Fable forests > Real life forests.
• A fakeboy is someone who doesn't like undepthfulling games.
• It's "grammer", not "grammar".
• Fallout is a racer.
• Red Orchestra is a music game.
• You can't have half a billion online matches because there aren't that many consoles sold.

• If a game isn't in HD, it's not realistic.
• Madden is completely redesigned every year.
• Casuals will pay 400- 600 dollars for a console.
• The Halo Movie will be completed.
• PS3 can do 4D.
• PS3 will instill discipline in our children. Everyone will know discipline.
• Only soccer moms and casuals buy the Wii.
• It took one full year before Xbox 360 had its 1st good game.
• Blu-ray makes graphics better.
• SSBB sucks because it uses Gamecube controllers.
• Console war's only between the 360/PS3 (Wii doesn't count since it's going for a different audience).
• Amazing graphics are an innovation.
• Every exclusive release for one system is the death of another system.
• You can't still enjoy a game if it gets ported to another system.
• When pricing the 360, you must include the cost of your house. And your car.
• Super Mario Bros. is the same game as Mario Tennis.
• Sales don't decide who sells the most.
• Peter Monyleux is a synonym for Jesus Christ.
• PS3 can cure cancer.
• Metroid's blond girlfriend is in SSBB.
• RPG = Wrestling game... because you can make your own character.

This thread's just meant for fun, don't be offended or take anything too seriously. What do you guys think, and what facts can you add about the system wars?

the-very-best

Way to quote the whole message, man.

:?

[QUOTE="samusarmada"]

[QUOTE="stereointegrity"][QUOTE="st1ka"]xbox live costs 50 dollars every weekJakeTD21

it's actually pay per minute

And it crashes once a week.

Once a second. Then reboots your 360 as a PS3 and gets that 8004935803 error or whatever the code is.

[QUOTE="thrones"]Don't forget you can't play your 360, as it RRODs on you the moment you get near it.BlackIsle_rip

He only listed things which weren't true.

That isn't true.

You need to add

"PC doesn't have voice chat"

And I take credit that "Red Orchestra is a music game" quote! That's MY ownage!

You need to add

"PC doesn't have voice chat"

And I take credit that "Red Orchestra is a music game" quote! That's MY ownage!

PannicAtack

This is such a classic. Makes me chuckle everytime I hear. Thanks.

:lol:

Some of these cracked me up, some I didn't quite understand, some were just bizarre.

I'm assuming they are "inside jokes?"

Nice list the-very-best.

"PS3 will instill discipline in our children!!!!" :lol:

God, I miss Krazy Ken.

Don't forget Fable 2 > Everything from Saolin.DragonfireXZ95

Excalty what i thought lol, a bit off topic...But wheres all the lemmings gone? I havent heard Accameron, Saolin much? But im pretty sure london is in france...

[QUOTE="BlackIsle_rip"]

[QUOTE="thrones"]Don't forget you can't play your 360, as it RRODs on you the moment you get near it.NFS102

He only listed things which weren't true.

That isn't true.

your sarcasm detector is broken

- Screenshots are the best way to compare games.

- GS are on crack/ completely bonkers/ blatantly biased for giving a game 8.5 when you personally think it deserved 9.0.

- Only upcoming games matter, and games that have been out for longer than a week are outdated and boring.

- VG charts use a random number generator to provide sales figures.

- More space available on a disc automatically amps up the graphics two-fold and makes the game longer.

- You're a fanboy if you don't own all systems.

- Any and all exclusives, regardless of lack of information will all get AAA, and if they don't it's because GS are being paid to lower the score.

- The Xbox 360's true price is $1000 because of optional extras.

- Sales figures = quality of game.

- Money grows on trees where gamers are concerned.

- Only Uncharted has good graphics, all other games look like crap until of course a better looking game is released, at which point Uncharted will look like crap. Crysis doesn't exist.

- Playing a game for 5 minutes = You know everything the game has to offer.

- You will never have any chance of getting the RROD whatsoever if you buy a 360 because I got mine at launch and it still works.

- Any trailer for an upcoming game was done with CGI until it is proved real-time, at which point it looks like crap.

"Einstein and Hitler lived in different time periods."

Good time. :lol:

Twinblade......

He actually got a 360 and GeOW :lol:

3 weeks for an RROD'd Xbox360 is a shorter time to wait compared to a 5 minute install on a PS3.

Only Sony is innovative

Microsoft is series.

PS3 is t3h Future!

Wii is t3h kiddez.

Wii has t3h waggle.

Everything is both praised and the SUXXORRZZZ!!!one1.

John Carmack is both god and a liar.

John Carmack hates and loves you.

LIES!!! Metroid existed before Halo! get-some-pie

I know, its just what people claim is true at system wars.

Hehe. It's ridiculous.