Facts.

• Microsoft is series.
• Sackboy is more iconic than Mario.
• Heavy Rain has the best graphics ever.
• 2007 is the year of the PS3.
• 2008 is the year of the PS3.
• 2009 is the year of the PS3.
• One day, there will be peace on System Wars.
• Final Fantasy XIII can only be done on Blu-ray.
• Reggienator.
• Cammie needs both wrists working to do it with her boss.
• Tell a cow to give up and end up in hospital.
• Doesnt not Dont....grammer people, its important!
• Wii games are exclusive because they use the Wiimote.
• Wii can run Crysis at 1080p but can't run it at 480i.
• If you don't like it, you must suck at it.
• Braid beats MGS4 in every aspect because it is cheaper.
• Playstation Home will come out this year.
• Nintendo brings more smiles to more faces.

This thread's just meant for fun, don't be offended or take anything too seriously. What do you guys think, and what facts can you add about the system wars?the-very-best

i loed at these edits, good work! you also forgot "ps_john is the kind of the uniiverse. period."

Giant enemy crabs are a part of China's ancient history. VanHelsingBoA64

Acually its Japan's

- My phone is mroe powerful than Wiiangelkimne

:lol: wasn't goothimp the one who said that?

Fact: Xbox sucks and anyone who owns one will try and defend itWiiBalla

Hilarious...

[QUOTE="angelkimne"]- My phone is mroe powerful than WiiTAKE_IT_BACK

:lol: wasn't goothimp the one who said that?

[QUOTE="TAKE_IT_BACK"]

[QUOTE="angelkimne"]- My phone is mroe powerful than Wiiangelkimne

:lol: wasn't goothimp the one who said that?

I know:lol:

• Waffles > Pancakes.

the-very-best

so true 8)

[QUOTE="the-very-best"]

• Waffles > Pancakes.

the_hsoj

so true 8)

LIES!!!!!!!1!1!1!111!

and this thread has officially been bookmarked by me over 15 times in the past 1 minute

Teh facts, they live!!

PC gaming sucks because you can't map jump, crouch, and prone to one button.

Somebody find the link to that thread. :lol:

t3hTwinky

i lol'd so hard when i read that..

i can actually picture how hilarious it would be if someone actually tried that

[QUOTE="the_hsoj"][QUOTE="the-very-best"]

• Waffles > Pancakes.

shakmaster13

so true 8)

LIES!!!!!!!1!1!1!111!

and this thread has officially been bookmarked by me over 15 times in the past 1 minute

I had waffles in Belgium once. Let me tell you that it is the truth of which he speaks. Pancakes are a peasants contender.

[QUOTE="Zeppy007"]

you forgot "the ps3 has teh cell"

shahchip

well thats actually true...

oh I forgot. "Ps3 is best cuase it haz teh CELL BITHCEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: the 360 turn is wicked :lol:

I have one to add.

• you can max gears on pc but not on crysys.

appearently crysys is a system :lol:

What's with the Fable obsession yet never mentioning games like KZ2 and GeOW.

I'm just saying :)

Haze is TEH BEST GAME EV3R!! Crysis sux and so does Super Mario Galaxy, GTA 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4.

If you own the Wii, you're a casual gamer even if you only touch Super Mario Galaxy. Metroid Prime 3. Medal of Honour Heroes 2, No More Heroes.

If you own a 360, Halo 3 makes you a hardcore gamer, even if you're a 12 year old kid who's parents pay for your Live Gold account just to annoy everyone else and because it teh roxs!!!!!!!

Nintendo is 4 kiddies, even if you only play Resident Evil 4, No More Heroes, and are hyping for MadWorld.

PS3 is for grownups, even if you only got it for Rachet and Clank, as well as Little Big Planet.

Screw gameplay and controls, graphics matter more.

Yes, that's right, Lair should've been a 10.

Added some new facts from past and present! Also updated all the cat pics.

SW needs more fools, please.

Add more funny facts if you've got any!

• LittleBigPlanet isn't innovative as level editors have been done before
• Spore is totally different from Sims, despite the original project being called SimsEverything
• The Xbox360 and the PS3 are equal
• Sony milks customers because their consoles are the most expensive
• Ratchet and Clank's latest game is a flop, even though it wasn't hyped
• Warhawk is the best online game ever.
• Wii60 owners get all the best games.
• Nintendo is ruining gaming.
• Nintendo didn't abandon the hardcore, it was the other way around

add this TVB

.Every single game that has recieved great critical scores is overrated

"2007 is the year of PS3.
2008 is the year of PS3.
2009 is the year of PS3."

lmao

omg so many facts! :lol:

Thanks TVB:)

Added some new facts from past and present! Also updated all the cat pics.

SW needs more fools, please.

Add more funny facts if you've got any!

the-very-best

As you may have noticed, I have this wonderful thread of yours bookmarked. You can count on me to bump it every couple of months. :D

On: "gears beeing terrible in the customization part"

gears is playing for nothing but points no upgrade=FAIL.

killzowned24

Ill add Just because it sells a million units a month doesnt make it good.

I would seriously love to meet the person that said Microsoft created Metroid.

• You can sell a broken PS3 to Best Buy.
• Gabe Newell is Untrustworthy because he isn't the best looking fellow.
• The N-Gage has higher chances of a big name multiplat than a PC.
• Mirror's Edge is a timed exclusive for the PS3.
• Sears is a trustworthy gaming news source.
• 70,000 virtual leaves > real life
• Killzone 2 is generic, Halo 3 is totally innovative.
• LittleBigPlanet is region locked.
• Xbox only has shooters
• Gears 2, Fable and Banjoo will get vengeance
• Every PS3 exclusive will go Multiplat
• PC Gaming is dead because NVidia's sales are dropping.
• Every 360 game is on PC.

The definitive "fact" of System Wars;

Hating a highly rated and popular title/series makes you imminently more intelligent and cooler than the rest of the gaming masses.

• Resident Evil 4 takes place in Mexico.
• Third party games do not count for Nintendo consoles. AKA: No Zelda this year = NO GAMES ON TEH WII THIS YEAR.

• OPM UK isn't biased when it said that the Xbox version of Bioshock looks better, but is biased when it gives LBP a 10/10.
• The employees at yahoo are professional gaming critics
• LBP has no story, and is merely a level editor
• The correct proununciation of Killzone is actually "Blur-zohne."
• PC gaming can never be pronounced dead at all, the hermits will overrun those people. However, everyone agrees when people say that Console Gaming is dead.
• LBP and Fable 2 are going to be sold as incomplete games due to their companies' greediness.
• GeOW2 is emo because it has a love story
• The littlest specs of dust void the PS3 warranty.

• A controller can have the worst D-Pad of all time and yet still be the best controller of all time.
• Noone uses the D-Pad anymore, anyway.
• Banjo-Kazooie is a brand new 360 game but it has PS1 graphics for some reason.
• Every single 360 game is a shooter.
• If you say /thread, noone else will dare post in the topic. In fact, a moderator will lock the topic and ban anybody that tries posting after you.
• You can afford a $300-600 PS3, but $50 a year for Live is just out of the question!
• Any topic which you disagree with should have been a blog instead.
• Saying "blog it" doesn't make you look like an a-hole.
• GS are biased against the PS3, the 360, the Wii, and the PC - all at the same time!
• "10-year plan" obviously means the Playstation 4 will not be released until 2016.
• It's okay to use Gamerankings for PS3 scores, but not for 360 scores. That's why Uncharted is really AAA, but Mass Effect is still AA.
• Saying "next-gen" when referring to this gen, and not the actual next-gen (PS4/720), doesn't make you look like an idiot.
• It's ok if someone says something you disagree with - that's just their opinion. However, anything you say is fact.

I can't believe you forgot this one. :o

. The cake is a lie

I can't believe you forgot this one. :o

. The cake is a lie

sam280992

Now we are talkin'. Great Catch.

Also:

There's a LOT of talk of a game that will actually have Graphics on the Wii comparable to PS3/360. That game's claim to fame is Graphics, and it's called Conduit.

Anyways, I think this slogan was clever enough for SW, and it may be relevant when Conduit does AMAZING or if Conduit Flops.

Conduit?Can'tduit. (BudsMcGreen.)

[QUOTE="sam280992"]

I can't believe you forgot this one. :o

. The cake is a lie

SolidTy

Now we are talkin'. Great Catch.

Also:

Conduit?Can'tdoit. (BudsMcGreen.)

Yeah, I just saw that one now... :lol:

"Red Orchestra is a music game"

"Wrestling games are RPGs because you create your own character"

I can't believe those were both said by the same person (badman28) in the same paragraph :lol:

- JRPG's are still revolutionary and fresh, while WRPG's are dull and boring.

- Kingdom Hearts 3 will be a cross platform title.

- Just because a game has game ending bugs/glitches is no excuse for its lack of a perfect reviewer score.

- Ninja Gaiden has set the standard for perfect camera control, if other games dont mimic this then their camera angles suck.

Thought of a couple more.

- If it has the Bioware logo, then it must have ties to KOTOR. Even if it doesnt make sense, it must play like KOTOR in one way or another or it is crap.

- If its Starwars related it must be KOTOR related or it is crap.

Wow TC your post is Epic!!

Lots of lulz, and lots of SW truth.

Bookmarked.