Finally someone reviews Halo 3 with honesty.

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#101 hellfire9988
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[QUOTE="D0013ER"]Not that this is a bad (albeit incredibly sarcastic) review, but why do Halophobes think that only negative reviews are honest ones?TyrantDragon55

They did the same thing when Eurogamer gave Gears an 8/10 (and they were reviewing a build without multiplayer).

*Edit: I actually find it funny, when 1 source gives Ratchet and Clank a lower score than the rest it's "Teh Biased!" but when 1 source gives Halo or Gears a lower score it's "Teh honesty!" Gotta love system wars.

COVER YOUR EARS FANBOYS! There was waaaaaaay to much truth in that last post... Nearly sig worthy... But not quite.

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#102 ganon546
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lol, this is old but its still pretty funny.

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#103 D0013ER
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[QUOTE="TyrantDragon55"]

[QUOTE="D0013ER"]Not that this is a bad (albeit incredibly sarcastic) review, but why do Halophobes think that only negative reviews are honest ones?hellfire9988

They did the same thing when Eurogamer gave Gears an 8/10 (and they were reviewing a build without multiplayer).

*Edit: I actually find it funny, when 1 source gives Ratchet and Clank a lower score than the rest it's "Teh Biased!" but when 1 source gives Halo or Gears a lower score it's "Teh honesty!" Gotta love system wars.

COVER YOUR EARS FANBOYS! There was waaaaaaay to much truth in that last post... Nearly sig worthy... But not quite.

Pft, the hell it isn't....*sigged*

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#105 kcpp2b
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[QUOTE="kcpp2b"][QUOTE="roadkill88"]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3

Guns look like they were made by Matel toy company. Heh.

HAZE-Unit

So the majority of the other reviews are BS right?

Also this guy is funny but he's obviously the Gaming version of Simon Cowell.

Enjoy your games, don't take scores seriously, btw one review disagree doesn't say anything, he isn't biased and this is his opinion, move on, don't forget to call prince for that, he said Zero punctuation are bought by Sony lol.

Nice try but I dont think you got what I saying. This guy does comedy. I mean really listen to the problems he mentions in many of his reviews. Like I said he's the Simon Cowell of gaming reviews.

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#106 user_nat
Member since 2006 • 3130 Posts

Its a funny review, but not a serious one.

Honestly, the amount of hate Halo recieves is hilarious.

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#107 _AsasN_
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[QUOTE="roadkill88"]

Ahh. Its old. So, lets all think we're smart by pointing that out, instead of addressing what he says. It should get an award for the most overated piece of Star Trek: The Next Generation-nerdiness ever. Bright blue soldiers firing pink rays at silly monsters.

ANYONE over 13 or who isn't a virgin find that appealing?

D0013ER

It still hurts, doesn't it?...

The fact that this game came out, sold millions, is loved by millions.



That doesn't make it the best thing to EVERYONE. I would think that's obvious.

I rented Halo 3, played it, and will not buy it. I agree with the review. It's not bad, but it's average. Fanboys hype the **** out of this game, and it's not justified. Halo 3 along with any other game out there is not worth standing 14 hours in line for. To each his own I guess.

Is it really that hard for people like you to understand what an opinion is? Not everyone is going to bow down to a damn video game.....especially when it's average. Posting sales numbers, and review scores just shows how pathetically desperate you people are to justify your video game purchases. Just enjoy the damn game, and stop acting like it's something everyone else should alsoenjoy.
[QUOTE="roadkill88"][QUOTE="Yellow_Rose"][QUOTE="roadkill88"]

Ahh. Its old. So, lets all think we're smart by pointing that out, instead of addressing what he says. It should get an award for the most overated piece of Star Trek: The Next Generation-nerdiness ever. Bright blue soldiers firing pink rays at silly monsters.

ANYONE over 13 or who isn't a virgin find that appealing?

Yellow_Rose

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...really.

From Gamespot. Who rigged a graphical comparison between Madden 07 360 and Madden 07 PS3. Then changed it quietly when they were busted. Rendering their reviews about as useful as an aids infected escort.

Really.

You spelled "Gamespot is teh biased, wahhhhhh" with far too many words. ;)



lol, I bet you thought that was smart.
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#108 clone01  Online
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geez!  everyone takes this so seriously.  i thought Halo 3 was great, but i found that link hilarious.
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#109 luckystar23
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If i see one more person glorify this idiot who only likes to bash games that are praised, then i'm gonna be pissed.
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#110 hiho24
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Not that this is a bad (albeit incredibly sarcastic) review, but why do Halophobes think that only negative reviews are honest ones?D0013ER

IMO the review hit the nail on the head. Although I'll admit that I'm not a halo fan, I bought 3 with high hopes of it being a good game. Traded it in yesterday and got Battalion Wars 2 instead. Much. Much! better game IMO.