I Need Some Comebacks For School.

I own a PS3.

90% of the school owns a 360.

I am made fun of for owning a PS3. Why? I don't know. I understand that the consoles are practically the same, exluding exclusives. They do not. They say that 360's graphics are better, its games are better, and its online is better. I've tried bringing up that PS3 has Uncharted 2, but they said that offline games are for, well, an inappropiate term.

I'm tired of this ****. I own a PS3 and I'm damn proud.

So what should I say that will help me put up a fight in this real life system war?

you're taking this a bit too serious

I own a PS3.

90% of the school owns a 360.

I am made fun of for owning a PS3. Why? I don't know. I understand that the consoles are practically the same, exluding exclusives. They do not. They say that 360's graphics are better, its games are better, and its online is better. I've tried bringing up that PS3 has Uncharted 2, but they said that offline games are for, well, an inappropiate term.

I'm tired of this ****. I own a PS3 and I'm damn proud.

So what should I say that will help me put up a fight in this real life system war?

Razor-Lazor

How about instead of trying to match wits with them (you seem like you already have the upper hand anyway) enjoy your console and **** what they think.

I own a PS3.

90% of the school owns a 360.

I am made fun of for owning a PS3. Why? I don't know. I understand that the consoles are practically the same, exluding exclusives. They do not. They say that 360's graphics are better, its games are better, and its online is better. I've tried bringing up that PS3 has Uncharted 2, but they said that offline games are for, well, an inappropiate term.

I'm tired of this ****. I own a PS3 and I'm damn proud.

So what should I say that will help me put up a fight in this real life system war?

Razor-Lazor

In real life, I don't argue video games too much, but I'm very snappy and quick witted. I'm that funny guy at parties

I do like to have friendly debates with guys at the pub, school, or work, but only for fun.:P

As far as Uncharted 2, it has Multiplayer, so go own them with that.:P

Bring up Bioshock 1's greatness to let them know MP isn't needed for greatness.

Also, winning a videogame argument won't win over the chicks, so I wouldn't push to hard for a victory.:P

Go the music route or sports route man, lot's of ladies those directions.:)

Arguing about Sports or Music is a great way to save face but still get your debating out of the way for the day.:P

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EDIT : Yay, a fellow HBK fan!!! :shock: :)

Just ignore them.

They'll make fun of you even more if you start to have a console debate in school, teens in school see that as nerdy and uncool.

[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]

I own a PS3.

90% of the school owns a 360.

I am made fun of for owning a PS3. Why? I don't know. I understand that the consoles are practically the same, exluding exclusives. They do not. They say that 360's graphics are better, its games are better, and its online is better. I've tried bringing up that PS3 has Uncharted 2, but they said that offline games are for, well, an inappropiate term.

I'm tired of this ****. I own a PS3 and I'm damn proud.

So what should I say that will help me put up a fight in this real life system war?

SolidTy

In real life, I don't rgue video games too much, but I'm very snappy, and argue wtih guys at the pub, work for fun.

As far as Uncharted 2, it has Multiplayer, so go own them with that.:P

Bring up Bioshock 1's greatness to let them know MP isn't needed for greatness.

Also, winning a videogame argument won't win over the chicks, so I wouldn't push to hard for a victory.:P

And don't forget to ask them how excited they are for Alan Wake. When they say very - or whatever they say - remind them that it's a single-player only game exclusive to the 360.

Ask them how many times they've had to send in their 360 for repairs. /discussionjalexbrown

You want him to get beat up or something? :)

Laugh at their idiocy.

[QUOTE="SolidTy"]

[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]

I own a PS3.

90% of the school owns a 360.

I am made fun of for owning a PS3. Why? I don't know. I understand that the consoles are practically the same, exluding exclusives. They do not. They say that 360's graphics are better, its games are better, and its online is better. I've tried bringing up that PS3 has Uncharted 2, but they said that offline games are for, well, an inappropiate term.

I'm tired of this ****. I own a PS3 and I'm damn proud.

So what should I say that will help me put up a fight in this real life system war?

jalexbrown

In real life, I don't argue video games too much, but I'm very snappy and quick witted. I'm that funny guy at parties

I do like to have friendly debates with guys at the pub, school, or work, but only for fun.:P

As far as Uncharted 2, it has Multiplayer, so go own them with that.:P

Bring up Bioshock 1's greatness to let them know MP isn't needed for greatness.

Also, winning a videogame argument won't win over the chicks, so I wouldn't push to hard for a victory.:P

Go the music route or sports route man, lot's of ladies those directions.:)

Arguing about Sports or Music is a great way to save face but still get your debating out of the way for the day.:P

And don't forget to ask them how excited they are for Alan Wake. When they say very - or whatever they say - remind them that it's a single-player only game exclusive to the 360.

Yeah, Alan Wake is a great example of a sought after, about 5 years in development, well crafted Single Player game that is coming soon. Good point.

Ask them how many times they've had to send in their 360 for repairs. /discussionjalexbrown

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

lazzordude

He better know how to moonwalk if he's going to deliver that joke.:lol:

I own a PS3.

90% of the school owns a 360.

I am made fun of for owning a PS3. Why? I don't know. I understand that the consoles are practically the same, exluding exclusives. They do not. They say that 360's graphics are better, its games are better, and its online is better. I've tried bringing up that PS3 has Uncharted 2, but they said that offline games are for, well, an inappropiate term.

I'm tired of this ****. I own a PS3 and I'm damn proud.

So what should I say that will help me put up a fight in this real life system war?

Razor-Lazor

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

lazzordude

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

[QUOTE="lazzordude"]

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

He better know how to moonwalk.:P

[QUOTE="lazzordude"]

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

jalexbrown

If they're your friends, tell them to **** off (not seriously, of course). If they're not your friends, then you're not going to get anywhere arguing the point in real life.

We have a bit of a system war going around the office (sometimes it's game consoles, sometimes it's smartphones, and sometimes it's the 2 Mac users against the one hardcore PC guy). Inevitably, someone flips the bird and thus the argument ends, only to start over another day.

[QUOTE="lazzordude"]

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

SolidTy

He better know how to moonwalk if he's going to deliver that joke.:lol:

yes! someone else remembers.

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"][QUOTE="lazzordude"]

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

lazzordude

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

lazzordude

.gif anyone?

nevermind

[QUOTE="lazzordude"]

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

BlackPlague1

.gif anyone?

Check page one again, bro! :P

:lol:

Say, Killzone 2 n Resistance.

Or the nut-crippling "video games are for losers" then run after women

ignore them for the moment lol your outnumbered talk about the RROD or something

I own a PS3.

90% of the school owns a 360.

I am made fun of for owning a PS3. Why? I don't know. I understand that the consoles are practically the same, exluding exclusives. They do not. They say that 360's graphics are better, its games are better, and its online is better. I've tried bringing up that PS3 has Uncharted 2, but they said that offline games are for, well, an inappropiate term.

I'm tired of this ****. I own a PS3 and I'm damn proud.

So what should I say that will help me put up a fight in this real life system war?

Razor-Lazor

[QUOTE="lazzordude"]

you could say the infamous:

"they call it a 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away"

SolidTy

He better know how to moonwalk if he's going to deliver that joke.:lol:

:lol: I remember that thread.

Don't bother arguing with them. Most of the kids in my school have 360s as well, and they think MW2 is THE BESTEST GAME OF ALL TIMEZ!!!1!!!11

When I say I play on PC, they think it's because I can't afford a console, which they think has better graphics. LoL!!!

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"]Ask them how many times they've had to send in their 360 for repairs. /discussionlettuceman44

Tell them at least I don't have to keep sending my console many times and tell them that PS3 has GOD OF WAR!

[QUOTE="Razor-Lazor"]

I own a PS3.

90% of the school owns a 360.

I am made fun of for owning a PS3. Why? I don't know. I understand that the consoles are practically the same, exluding exclusives. They do not. They say that 360's graphics are better, its games are better, and its online is better. I've tried bringing up that PS3 has Uncharted 2, but they said that offline games are for, well, an inappropiate term.

I'm tired of this ****. I own a PS3 and I'm damn proud.

So what should I say that will help me put up a fight in this real life system war?

SolidTy

In real life, I don't argue video games too much, but I'm very snappy and quick witted. I'm that funny guy at parties

I do like to have friendly debates with guys at the pub, school, or work, but only for fun.:P

As far as Uncharted 2, it has Multiplayer, so go own them with that.:P

Bring up Bioshock 1's greatness to let them know MP isn't needed for greatness.

Also, winning a videogame argument won't win over the chicks, so I wouldn't push to hard for a victory.:P

Go the music route or sports route man, lot's of ladies those directions.:)

Arguing about Sports or Music is a great way to save face but still get your debating out of the way for the day.:P

----------

EDIT : Yay, a fellow HBK fan!!! :shock: :)

I own a PS3.

90% of the school owns a 360.

I am made fun of for owning a PS3. Why? I don't know. I understand that the consoles are practically the same, exluding exclusives. They do not. They say that 360's graphics are better, its games are better, and its online is better. I've tried bringing up that PS3 has Uncharted 2, but they said that offline games are for, well, an inappropiate term.

I'm tired of this ****. I own a PS3 and I'm damn proud.

So what should I say that will help me put up a fight in this real life system war?

Razor-Lazor

grow up, honestly! don't tell that to them, I'm telling you that! :P

I never bring up games up at school. My whole school is infested with MW2 fanboys its rediculous. Just ignore them PS3 is starting (and i think) is surpassing the 360. Be like: So, get RROD last night? Or: Playing Gaylo 3 or Gears of suck 2? You know the onlyok games on the Multiplatformbox360?

And bring 50 bucks a year or something....

Bullies can be so mean.

For some reason, I do not believe that 90% of your school owns a 360 or any current generation video game console for that matter.

Kick them in the balls and make out with their girlfriends.

Ask them how many times they've had to send in their 360 for repairs. /discussionjalexbrown

As a secondary line of defense, if they respond to what you say with, "Ooh, nice comeback!" you can always reply, "I heard your mom has one of those." :shock::lol: