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#1 ASK_Story
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This ALWAYS gives me a chuckle whenever I come across the funniest, most generic, ridiculous, and worst video game character names.

Here are some of them:

Mike Wired - Dino Stalker

Rad Spencer - Bionic Commando

Jet Brody - Fracture

Bruce McGivern - Resident Evil Outbreak

Edge Maverick - Star Ocean 4: The Last Hope

Fayt Leingod - Star Ocean 3

Roddick Farrance - Star Ocean

Claude C. Kenny - Star Ocean 2

Adray Lasbard - Star Ocean 3

Shane Carpenter - Haze

Tingle - Zelda Series

Kluke - Blue Dragon

Meliadoul Tingel - Final Fantasy Tactics

Hel Spites - Vandel Hearts

Xelpherpolis - Ephimeral Phantasia

Sess'sth - Baldur's Gate

Rocket Billy Redcadillac - Gungrave

Higharolla Kockamamie - Metal Gear II Snake's Revenge

Philbright Westriverside Warehouserock XXVI - Zone of the Enders: Fist of Mars

James Pond - James Pond GBA

Wild Woody - Wild Woody Sega CD

Waluigi - Mario Series

Butz - Final Fantasy V (LOL!)

Some are so ridiculous they're hilarious!

I'm sure there are more I missed, but these are the ones I remember and the ones I can find.

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Shane Carpenter.....My god, sometimes i wonder were they trying their hardest to make that game fail?
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Awesome Possum and Bubsy, and yes, those are names for video game characters.
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Edge Maverick - Star Ocean 4: The Last Hope

ASK_Story

this has got to be the corniest name


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Dam thats some bad names. It makes you wonder if the writers were on something while thinking og them.
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#6 ASK_Story
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[QUOTE="ASK_Story"]

Edge Maverick - Star Ocean 4: The Last Hope

ogvampire

this has got to be the corniest name


What's worse is he's the main guy of the game!
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a whole bunch of names from oblivion made me laugh. a few of them are:

M'aiq the liar

Armand Cristophe

Lucien Lachance (wenever i see the 2 names above i just HAVE to say them in the most ridiculous french accent ever lol!

all of the Orc names are kinda wierd too.

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Dingo Egret - Zone of Enders 2
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#9 sonny2dap
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[QUOTE="idontbeliveit"]

a whole bunch of names from oblivion made me laugh. a few of them are:

M'aiq the liar

Armand Cristophe

Lucien Lachance (wenever i see the 2 names above i just HAVE to say them in the most ridiculous french accent ever lol!

all of the Orc names are kinda wierd too.

lmao i immediately thought M'aiq the liar, my other favourite from oblivion is totius sexitus...love it
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Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak

lol!

"I am Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak. How may I persist you?"

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Master Chief

That's the pinnacle of stupidity

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[QUOTE="ogvampire"][QUOTE="ASK_Story"]

Edge Maverick - Star Ocean 4: The Last Hope

ASK_Story

this has got to be the corniest name


What's worse is he's the main guy of the game!

lol. i would laugh a bit every time they mention his whole name...

i wouldnt be surprised if the sequels' main character name is something silly like.. Blade Splinter or something :roll:

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Master Chief

That's the pinnacle of stupidity

Jaysonguy

QFT

Solid Snake is pretty bad too, if you're into innuendos.

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Does this include Zelda games?
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JCDenton I know that originally he was meant to be Jesus Christ.... but come on playing as a guy called JC just feels weird (specially after learning that)
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Solid Snake. Kojima played a boner joke on MG fans.
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Master Chief

That's the pinnacle of stupidity

Jaysonguy
Tell the US navy. They may change it for you.
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#18 ogvampire
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Solid Snake. Kojima played a boner joke on MG fans.shaggygrosser

dont forget about Naked Snake... :P

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[QUOTE="idontbeliveit"]

a whole bunch of names from oblivion made me laugh. a few of them are:

M'aiq the liar

Armand Cristophe

Lucien Lachance (wenever i see the 2 names above i just HAVE to say them in the most ridiculous french accent ever lol!

all of the Orc names are kinda wierd too.

sonny2dap
lmao i immediately thought M'aiq the liar, my other favourite from oblivion is totius sexitus...love it

ah sexitus, i forgot about him lol!
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:lol: Edge Maverick? Are you kidding me?
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:lol: Edge Maverick? Are you kidding me?AAllxxjjnn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Ocean_4

Edge Maverick (エッジ マーベリック, Ejji Māberikku?)

Voiced by: Kishio Daisuke (Japanese), Matthew Mercer (English)

Gender: Male Age: 20

Race: Earthling (地球人)

Weapon: Sword

The main protagonist. An honest young man with a strong sense of justice and responsibility. In order to save mankind from its crisis he volunteers to join the SRF, and travels to other solar systems in his ship, the Calnus. He has a great ability to assess the current situation, but his personality causes him to act reckless in his surroundings. Because of this he is often lectured by his childhood friend Reimi.

YUP! That's the protagonist's name!

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[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"]:lol: Edge Maverick? Are you kidding me?ASK_Story

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Ocean_4

Edge Maverick (エッジ マーベリック, Ejji Māberikku?)

Voiced by: Kishio Daisuke (Japanese), Matthew Mercer (English)

Gender: Male Age: 20

Race: Earthling (地球人)

Weapon: Sword

The main protagonist. An honest young man with a strong sense of justice and responsibility. In order to save mankind from its crisis he volunteers to join the SRF, and travels to other solar systems in his ship, the Calnus. He has a great ability to assess the current situation, but his personality causes him to act reckless in his surroundings. Because of this he is often lectured by his childhood friend Reimi.

YUP! That's the protagonist's name!

Who names their kids Edge Maverick anyway?
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E.Z. Wheeler from the old game RTX Red Rock.

Horrible, horrible name.

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Philbright Westriverside Warehouserock XXVI No one picked up on that? COME ON!
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This is the worst......maybe not the worst ever....but pretty darn close I'd say.

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[QUOTE="fluxorator"]Philbright Westriverside Warehouserock XXVI No one picked up on that? COME ON!

never heard of him but his name reminds me of: Guybrush Threepwood
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#28 st1ka
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This is the worst......maybe not the worst ever....but pretty darn close I'd say.

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you hate moby games? come on they're not that bad
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Larry Butz, Phoenix wright series
When something smells, it's usually the Butz.."

also called Harry Butz by a clueless police officer
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Larry Butz, Phoenix wright series
When something smells, it's usually the Butz.."

also called Harry Butz by a clueless police officer
Rhubarb9

That game/series is awesome.

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[QUOTE="st1ka"][QUOTE="ASK_Story"]

:lol: Edge Maverick? Are you kidding me?AAllxxjjnn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Ocean_4

Edge Maverick (エッジ マーベリック, Ejji Māberikku?)

Voiced by: Kishio Daisuke (Japanese), Matthew Mercer (English)

Gender: Male Age: 20

Race: Earthling (地球人)

Weapon: Sword

The main protagonist. An honest young man with a strong sense of justice and responsibility. In order to save mankind from its crisis he volunteers to join the SRF, and travels to other solar systems in his ship, the Calnus. He has a great ability to assess the current situation, but his personality causes him to act reckless in his surroundings. Because of this he is often lectured by his childhood friend Reimi.

YUP! That's the protagonist's name!

Who names their kids Edge Maverick anyway?

I was going to, but SO4 ruined it for me :(
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Yeah I think Edge Maverick takes the cake for the being the worst video game character name in existance. Welldone Tri-Ace.
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Yeah I think Edge Maverick takes the cake for the being the worst video game character name in existance. Welldone Tri-Ace. Dahaka-UK
Unless a game comes along with someone named Max Power or something i think we have a winner
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Butt - Mark of the Wolves :lol:
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[QUOTE="ogvampire"][QUOTE="ASK_Story"]

Edge Maverick - Star Ocean 4: The Last Hope

ASK_Story

this has got to be the corniest name


What's worse is he's the main guy of the game!

It isn't a bad name IMO. I like it to be honest. Jet Brody, now that's a corny name.
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[QUOTE="Dahaka-UK"]Yeah I think Edge Maverick takes the cake for the being the worst video game character name in existance. Welldone Tri-Ace. st1ka
Unless a game comes along with someone named Max Power or something i think we have a winner

Hey don't hate on the name Max Power, I'm going to change my name to that (Saw it on a hair dryer and though it was the prefect name).

But I wouldn't say Edge Maverick isn't the worst, the corniest yea, It sounds like something out of Top Gun. I would really have to say the one that is the worst out of that list is Philbright Westriverside Warehouserock XXVI, that is just ridicuolusly long.

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[QUOTE="st1ka"][QUOTE="Dahaka-UK"]Yeah I think Edge Maverick takes the cake for the being the worst video game character name in existance. Welldone Tri-Ace. Chaos_HL21

Unless a game comes along with someone named Max Power or something i think we have a winner

Hey don't hate on the name Max Power, I'm going to change my name to that (Saw it on a hair dryer and though it was the prefect name).

But I wouldn't say Edge Maverick isn't the worst, the corniest yea, It sounds like something out of Top Gun. I would really have to say the one that is the worst out of that list is Philbright Westriverside Warehouserock XXVI, that is just ridicuolusly long.

where is that name from?
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[QUOTE="st1ka"][QUOTE="Dahaka-UK"]Yeah I think Edge Maverick takes the cake for the being the worst video game character name in existance. Welldone Tri-Ace. Chaos_HL21

Unless a game comes along with someone named Max Power or something i think we have a winner

Hey don't hate on the name Max Power, I'm going to change my name to that (Saw it on a hair dryer and though it was the prefect name).

Are you sure you saw it on a hair dryer or did you see it on the Simpsons ;)
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Makato from Enchanted Arms. It means "Stereotypical gay person" in Japanese.

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Boyd Travers (from MoH: Airborne)
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Playing football manager 2008 the other day on the PC and got a new youth player called: Alan Allan. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
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Dante Garza

Everlyn Batton

Armin Metrac

Dwight Stratson

(all these from KZ2)

Jet Brody

Mona Sax

Max Payne

Barney Calhoun

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"Zz Badnasty" - Gaiares / MegaDrive
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Destroyman

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"Zz Badnasty" - Garaires / MegaDrivePanzer_Zwei

:lol: That sounds like a cheap translation! It puts all the other ones on here to shame!!!

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Edge Maverick is terrible but at the same time I kind of love it.
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No mention of Travis Touchdown?
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Bruce McGivern - Resident Evil Outbreak ASK_Story

I think you mean Resident Evil-Dead Aim