Let's have some fun! The worst, laughable, ridiculous game character names ever!

Might and Magic 7:

Grandmaster of the Unarmed skill: Norris ... if people don't get this one, they are pretty much fail.

William Setag: evil Villain - William Setag = Bill (short for William) Gates (Setag backwards) Bill Gates. Har har har!

Ridiculous characters thread and nobody has posted Duke Nukem. Everything about Duke Nukem is ridiculous.EmperorSupreme

Everything Duke Nukem is pure awesomeness.

Travis Touchdown

Why is it stupid? What the heck does this game have to do with football? The name should have been changed because that was stupid.

game: P.N.03

name :Vanessa Z. Schneider

system : gamecube

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game :metroid prime

name : metroid

system : system wars

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[QUOTE="EmperorSupreme"]Ridiculous characters thread and nobody has posted Duke Nukem. Everything about Duke Nukem is ridiculous.wapahala

Everything Duke Nukem is pure awesomeness.

Duke Nukem Forever better be the best damn game ever, otherwise duke nukem is fail

Gray Fox, or: DeepthroatDnadolny

I know why you chose deepthoat ;)

[QUOTE="Dnadolny"]Gray Fox, or: DeepthroatJekken6

I know why you chose deepthoat ;)

mmmm... (thinks really hard)

Oh i know, it's the same name as the informant from the watergate scandal. it's so obvious

Destroyman

Need I say more?Lord_Omikron666

I believe you have mistaken this thread for "Totally Awesome Crotchlaser-Worthy Names." :P

*Breathes in deep*

• Phoenix Wright
• Winston Payne
  
• Frank Sahwit
• Larry Butz
• April May
• Redd White
• Will Powers
• Jack Hammer
• Wendy Oldbag
• Penny Nichols
• Cody Hackins
• Sal Mannella
• Lotta Hart
• Former-detective Officer Jake "Sheriff" Marshall
• Officer Meekins

idk...

Soap seems to be a bad name to me...

unless the kid was smelly as hell when it came out...

Travis Touchdown

Why is it stupid? What the heck does this game have to do with football? The name should have been changed because that was stupid.

DazedDarkness

It's an odd name, but Suda51 named him this because he liked the way it sounded. Oh well.

idk...

Soap seems to be a bad name to me...

unless the kid was smelly as hell when it came out...

joopyme

Soap McTavish was destined to 'clean up' crime and terrorism!

Harharharhar...Eww. That was terrible. I wouldn't be surprised if that's how Infinity Ward came up with that name. :|

All the games with a lead character named jack... :P-CUBE-

Master Chief

That's the pinnacle of stupidity

Jaysonguy

I hope you know Master Chief is a title not a name.

His name is John. which is probably a play off of the movie Demolition man.

[QUOTE="Waffle_Fish"][QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"]Internet cookie to whoever can name this lil guy. AirGuitarist87

Jiub- Morrowind

actually its kinda cool

Ludo- Gladius

Was not a major character but I thought Error was a strange name form somone.

Error From Zelda 2. http://www.gamespot.com/pages/image_viewer/frame_lead.php?pid=938073&img=1&popup=1

Soap - Call of Duty 4. Who on earth would name their child SOAP? He would have got bullied at school over his name so badly, and not even for a reason that makes sense, like if your name was Paul Micoch, purely because he was named after something you use to wash your hands.

Edge Maverick is so corny that I actually like it.

*Breathes in deep*

• Phoenix Wright
• Winston Payne
  
• Frank Sahwit
• Larry Butz
• April May
• Redd White
• Will Powers
• Jack Hammer
• Wendy Oldbag
• Penny Nichols
• Cody Hackins
• Sal Mannella
• Lotta Hart
• Former-detective Officer Jake "Sheriff" Marshall
• Officer Meekins

And those are only from the first DS Ace Attorney game.Technoweirdo

Well, Phoenix Wright is okay because of the goofy nature of the games. It never takes itself seriously, so those funky names add to the games. And the games are funny and well-written, so funky names are a welcome. But Ace Attorney games are exceptions.

But for a serious game like Star Ocean 4, Edge Maverick is ridiculous.

Soap - Call of Duty 4. Who on earth would name their child SOAP? He would have got bullied at school over his name so badly, and not even for a reason that makes sense, like if your name was Paul Micoch, purely because he was named after something you use to wash your hands.

Edge Maverick is so corny that I actually like it.

bethwo

Look at all those horrible Star Ocean names in the opening. Well at least those characters names aren't as bad as the series storyline.redCloudJ7

Soap - Call of Duty 4. Who on earth would name their child SOAP? He would have got bullied at school over his name so badly, and not even for a reason that makes sense, like if your name was Paul Micoch, purely because he was named after something you use to wash your hands.

Edge Maverick is so corny that I actually like it.

bethwo

Master Chief

That's the pinnacle of stupidity

Jaysonguy

[QUOTE="Jaysonguy"]

Master Chief

That's the pinnacle of stupidity

naruto7777

Um...you guys who think Master Chief is a bad name realize that Master Chief is a military rank?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Chief_Petty_Officer

Note why Halo's Master Chief is named "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117."

Shane Carpenter.....My god, sometimes i wonder were they trying their hardest to make that game fail?-DrRobotnik-