I probably am a Scrub. Okay lets look at this properly. Street Figher isn't so much unbalanced as it is just plain ridiculous.
As for Tekken I wasn't precise enough. Its the Controls that are too Complicated. Playing is rather simple, all you gotta do is string combos together going high and low until you nail a juggle.
Dead Or Alive 5 is the other way around. Pulling Off combos and special attacks is so god damn easy. cool thing about the Boob Simulator is its Rock Paper Scissors Metagame, thats where its important, Combos can be interupted and countered, even combo throws can be evaded, all that can be done by every single character in the game with reltive ease. meaning your no longer fighting with the controls... You're now fighting with your opponent. It also makes you think twice about how you attack (Unlike in Steet Fighter, you can throw hadokens from a safe distance with no risk whatsover, and its not just Hadokens, theres just a few Characters that attack with unnaturally long Invincible frames or unaturally short vulnerable animated frames meaning even if by some miracle you manage to avoid getting hit I can't counter attack properly.
In Tekken, Street Fighter and Virtua Fighter its so frustrating when the only thing standing in between you and victory is not the Opponent but the damn Control Complexity. How the hell Am I supposed press Y and A and the Shoulder button simultaneously while rotaing the left stick 360 degress twice in less then 5 frames (at 60 fps, so thats like 0.21 seconds ? I'm not Superman) using only my thumbs, just for a move that does 5% Damage.
I don't get into fighting games to Fight with the controls. And I'l bet dollars to ding dongs you didn't either. You wana fight opponents.
Perhaps the reason the genre is unpopular is because of this level inaccessability over layers and layers of Complexity that ramps up Frustration yet offers very little depth. Thats right. I said little depth ! Come and Get Me ! :p.
Okay let me be serious. Maybe they do have depth.... But nobody's gona have a chance to experience if its behind control scheme designed for Savants that can count the number frames of each move for each character in every fighting game. Thats just not for me.
So yeah.... Boob Simulator 5 FTW ! Everything Else gets a WTF ! LOL see what I did there. :p
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