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#1 han_186
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I personally think Samus by FAAAARRRRR. Master Chief needs everyone to kick ass, but Samus is a lonesome bounty hunter (well, not really in fuision and prime 3). And just look at all her weapons, plus she is a girl,a man cannot hurt woman:D

srry if this has been created before,

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#2 ZeldaMaster32
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srry if this has been created before,

han_186

I highly doubt that. >_>

Anyways, Samus.

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#3 web966
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Samus obviously.

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#4 GamerForca
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Anybody who says Master Chief is not thinking rationally...
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#5 -Sora
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Should have named this thread "Sheep or lemmings"
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#6 ParasiteDemon
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Samus has boobs

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#7 han_186
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Should have named this thread "Sheep or lemmings"-Sora

im srry, but what does sheep and lemmings mean?

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#8 wiirdawgs
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Samus cuz she's a hot bad ass chick
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#9 The_Ish
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There is a video accurately portraying what would happen if a SPARTAN and Samus fought.

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#10 wiirdawgs
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[QUOTE="-Sora"]Should have named this thread "Sheep or lemmings"han_186

im srry, but what does sheep and lemmings mean?

Sheep are ninty fanms and lemmings are M$ fans

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#11 Qii-Xii
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Samus!
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#12 starwarsgeek112
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Ancient Chozo technology>>>>whatever Masterchief has
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#13 paradigm68
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahzt8DnR28
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#14 Shad0ki11
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A fight betweeSamus and Master Chief would be is3 minutes long at most.

Master Chief would be annihilated.

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#15 TheDarkDisciple
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MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

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#16 MetroidPrimePwn
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Neither. Noah from Super Noah's Ark 3D would own both of them with his magical grain slingshot.
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#17 TheDarkDisciple
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahzt8DnR28paradigm68

NO, just no.

That's not even MC.

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#18 Legendaryscmt
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Stand alone: Samus
VS: MC
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#19 nivet14
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Haloid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9sYixr2miY
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#20 han_186
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[QUOTE="nivet14"]Haloid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9sYixr2miY[/QUOTE]

i wathched this video long time ago, i just dont believe samus is a les.

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#22 The_Ish
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[QUOTE="nivet14"]Haloid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9sYixr2miY[/QUOTE]

han_186

i wathched this video long time ago, i just dont believe samus is a les.

Doesn't matter if she is or isn't, it's just the fantasy of the director.

However the depictions of their strength is pretty accurate.

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#23 paradigm68
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[QUOTE="paradigm68"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahzt8DnR28TheDarkDisciple

NO, just no.

That's not even MC.

lol

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#24 Shad0ki11
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahzt8DnR28paradigm68

The fight dragged on too long. It got ridiculous pretty fast

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#25 han_186
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God dammit these are so stupid. Just stop making them forever. They're all imaginary characters you morons. Lazy_Boy88

im just imagining, who r u to call me a moron? I might be bill gate, u dont know who i am, and i guess u dont have the brain to imagine, getting old gramp?

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#26 MellowMight
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MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

TheDarkDisciple

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

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#27 DuDisNow
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Master Chief. He's a Spartan II and Samus is just a Bounty Hunter. And Master Chief would willingly kill himself to kill Samus. Samus wouldn't do that.
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#28 han_186
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[QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

MellowMight

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

ha, r u kidding? Charge plasma beam burns one pirate, and master chief's useless armor

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#29 MellowMight
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God dammit these are so stupid. Just stop making them forever. They're all imaginary characters you morons. Lazy_Boy88

You post in System Wars, but you wanna call other posters morons. Good job. :|

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#30 ParasiteDemon
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[QUOTE="Lazy_Boy88"]God dammit these are so stupid. Just stop making them forever. They're all imaginary characters you morons. han_186

im just imagining, who r u to call me a moron? I might be bill gate, u dont know who i am, and i guess u dont have the brain to imagine, getting old gramp?

Hey Bill! Stop stealing from Apple!!!

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#31 MellowMight
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[QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

han_186

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

ha, r u kidding? Charge plasma beam burns one pirate, and master chief's useless armor

I responded with sarcasm to other dudes post.

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#32 justiceturtle
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Master Chief. He's a Spartan II and Samus is just a Bounty Hunter. And Master Chief would willingly kill himself to kill Samus. Samus wouldn't do that.DuDisNow

Samus was was willing to sacrifice herself to destroy the x parisites so she probably would do the same to kill master chief if she had too

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#33 Mordred19
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Samus would cook the MC right in his armor just like a baked potato in tin foil.
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#34 PeterPerson
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[QUOTE="nivet14"]Haloid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9sYixr2miY[/QUOTE]

i wathched this video long time ago, i just dont believe samus is a les.

han_186

or that shes chinese.....
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[QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

MellowMight

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

did you really just take what i said seriously? :x

you shouldn't cause i like to make rediculous statements;)

MC would still win though.

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#36 han_186
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[QUOTE="han_186"][QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

MellowMight

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

ha, r u kidding? Charge plasma beam burns one pirate, and master chief's useless armor

I responded with sarcasm to other dudes post.

oops, didnt see the "yeah", srry

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#37 MellowMight
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[QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

TheDarkDisciple

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

did you really just take what i said seriously? :x

you shouldn't cause i like to make rediculous statements;)

MC would still win though.

MC wouldnt win. Samus could just hyper run him to death.

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[QUOTE="DuDisNow"]Master Chief. He's a Spartan II and Samus is just a Bounty Hunter. And Master Chief would willingly kill himself to kill Samus. Samus wouldn't do that.justiceturtle

Samus was was willing to sacrifice herself to destroy the x parisites so she probably would do the same to kill master chief if she had too

She wouldn't kill herself. She has nothing to die for and so by that she wouldn't even think about killing herself just to win. And Master Chief is stronger. Why don't people get it...He's been a Spartan for 36 years where Samus has been a Bounty Hunter for...10? Maby 15. Samus is still young and is not as good at her job as the Master Chief. Oh, and the MAster Chief has fought in over 200 battles agaisnt the Covenant. So, Master Chief would clearly win.

Wow...I need to stop this.

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#39 Shad0ki11
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[QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="han_186"][QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

han_186

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

ha, r u kidding? Charge plasma beam burns one pirate, and master chief's useless armor

I responded with sarcasm to other dudes post.

oops, didnt see the "yeah", srry

o_o

But "yeah" was the first word in his post...

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#40 Beefcake5000
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samus can just go into hypermode and take master chief out in one shot
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#41 sonicmj1
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Samus would anihillate Master Chief. Between the enormous amount of incredibly strong beam weaponry she has, the massive amount of missiles she can shoot, the unparalleled mobility she possesses with the morph ball and speed boost, the near-invincibility of her suit with all the energy tanks it has, and the unrivaled destructive potential she possesses with the beam-missile combos, the power bomb, and the screw attack, the fight wouldn't even be close.
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#42 hamstergeddon
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I think Haloid has already answered this question.

They both turn out to be lezbo chicks and fall in love.  Any questions?
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#43 TheDarkDisciple
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[QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

[QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

MellowMight

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

did you really just take what i said seriously? :x

you shouldn't cause i like to make rediculous statements;)

MC would still win though.

MC wouldnt win. Samus could just hyper run him to death.

looool ok. If MC has a rocket launcher as a secondary weapon he could just use the energy sword trick, lock on to her, and send himself at Samus at the speed of light and stab her right in the face. haha :P

ok i'm really done with this.

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[QUOTE="justiceturtle"]

[QUOTE="DuDisNow"]Master Chief. He's a Spartan II and Samus is just a Bounty Hunter. And Master Chief would willingly kill himself to kill Samus. Samus wouldn't do that.DuDisNow

Samus was was willing to sacrifice herself to destroy the x parisites so she probably would do the same to kill master chief if she had too

She wouldn't kill herself. She has nothing to die for and so by that she wouldn't even think about killing herself just to win. And Master Chief is stronger. Why don't people get it...He's been a Spartan for 36 years where Samus has been a Bounty Hunter for...10? Maby 15. Samus is still young and is not as good at her job as the Master Chief. Oh, and the MAster Chief has fought in over 200 battles agaisnt the Covenant. So, Master Chief would clearly win.

Wow...I need to stop this.

Samus is alot stronger than master chief. Her armour and weapons were created by the most advanced species in the galaxy. She was given chozo blood which gave her super human abilities. Also while she is younger than master chief that doesn't mean that she wouldn't be as good at her job as he is. Shes wiped out several species,and planets. She has fought in many battles most of them on her own.

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#45 Tobin09
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Samus has boobs

/thread ;)

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Yes /Thread

Master cheif is still cooler though

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#46 MellowMight
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[QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

[QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

TheDarkDisciple

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

did you really just take what i said seriously? :x

you shouldn't cause i like to make rediculous statements;)

MC would still win though.

MC wouldnt win. Samus could just hyper run him to death.

looool ok. If MC has a rocket launcher as a secondary weapon he could just use the energy sword trick, lock on to her, and send himself at Samus at the speed of light and stab her right in the face. haha :P

ok i'm really done with this.

Morph ball + power bomb

Or she could hit him with a super missle.

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#47 fanboyiamnot
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[QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

[QUOTE="MellowMight"][QUOTE="TheDarkDisciple"]

MC would win easily. Samus's suit is vulnerable to all coveneant weapons and she could be taken out with a simple plasma pistol or a scarab gun if he wants it to be a quick victory, trust me i have done all kinds of research on this.

jk, but theres really no way to know.

TheDarkDisciple

Yeah, because Samus' plasma beam is so much worse the MC's little plasma pistol. :|

Just stop.

its official thats the best answer. masterchief wins.. haha samus flopped !!!!!!

did you really just take what i said seriously? :x

you shouldn't cause i like to make rediculous statements;)

MC would still win though.

MC wouldnt win. Samus could just hyper run him to death.

looool ok. If MC has a rocket launcher as a secondary weapon he could just use the energy sword trick, lock on to her, and send himself at Samus at the speed of light and stab her right in the face. haha :P

ok i'm really done with this.

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[QUOTE="justiceturtle"]

[QUOTE="DuDisNow"]Master Chief. He's a Spartan II and Samus is just a Bounty Hunter. And Master Chief would willingly kill himself to kill Samus. Samus wouldn't do that.DuDisNow

Samus was was willing to sacrifice herself to destroy the x parisites so she probably would do the same to kill master chief if she had too

She wouldn't kill herself. She has nothing to die for and so by that she wouldn't even think about killing herself just to win. And Master Chief is stronger. Why don't people get it...He's been a Spartan for 36 years where Samus has been a Bounty Hunter for...10? Maby 15. Samus is still young and is not as good at her job as the Master Chief. Oh, and the MAster Chief has fought in over 200 battles agaisnt the Covenant. So, Master Chief would clearly win.

Wow...I need to stop this.

I don't care if Master Chief can live forever and has fought in 10,000 battles. He still wouldn't stand a chance.

Samus is plenty good at her job. She anihillated an entire race of powerful aliens, the metroids, in Metroid 2. She has repeatedly defeated the Space Pirates, whose ground forces are definitely rival to the Covenant, and whose most powerful troops can match whole battalions of the Chief's enemies.

She is more powerful. She has a missle launcher on her arm, and can take tens of missiles herself, while Master Chief nearly dies to a frag, and is killed by a single rocket. She has tons of different vision modes, which let her see in darkness and through walls. She can shoot through those walls as well. With those abilities alone, she would destroy the Chief.

Master Chief simply does not have the power to beat Samus, regardless of his experience on the field of battle.

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#49 N0d0
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Samus. But I bet I'm only saying that because of nostalgia. :)

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#50 Falcon4AF_Ace
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Neither. Noah from Super Noah's Ark 3D would own both of them with his magical grain slingshot.MetroidPrimePwn

Man speaks the truth. Noah is some serious badass. He took out an elephant only using a slingshot and some fruit.