System Wars Lounge V.67: The Bias Against Xbox One Is Real Edition

This special lounge is made to commemorate the fact that the bias against the Xbox One is real. Meditation and introspection should reveal the truth that the conspiracy of the #SmearCampaign against the XB1 is real.

Let's all burn @charizard1605 at the stake for this.

Other than all the actual lounge rules (no flaming, no religion, no politics), here are the real rules we should all keep in mind:

• Burn charizard1605 at the stake
• Praise the Xbox One to overcompensate for the bias, which is real and has insane proportions
• Denounce the #SmearCampaign
• Remember, any time of the year that is not the holiday season is the pre-season
• Only US and UK matter
• Burn charizard1605 at the stake

Guys, take this in good fun. I don't mean to be mean to anybody. I'm just trying to lighten the mood here. Hope none of you are offended! If you're still offended though, you should meditate in a drawer for nineteen days. That should hopefully make you feel all better.

Really?

GOAT lounge

@charizard1605: You started this. The #SmearCampaign. It's all on you.

Looks like all the microsoft execs made this thread.

But if no politics are allowed how will we ever discuss the (very real and proportionally insane) bias the Xbox One suffers day after day due to systemic cowism and discriminatory market shares?

We don't discuss it. We simply counteract it by denouncing the smear campaign and burning charizard at the stake.

Don't worry, President Trump will fix this when he makes America Great Again!

It's not even safe for lemmings anymore.

Hey! Get back to your stake

Dismantle the pa...#smearcampaign

Wait, wait...

#GreenConsolesMatter

Okay I think I'm done now...

Oh god lol

Never mind the Xbox One, we can all appreciate the original Xbox and that right there, was the best console with great exclusive games. Great Hardware.

I was gonna request that we do a "Road to the Masterpiece that is Twilight Princess HD" Lounge, but it may have crossed streams with my hype thread and that would have gotten awkward.

This is good. The Xbox One has been villainized for too long. Entire countries are trying to silence the Xbox One by giving money for Sony's console, and it is about time that we rise up and fight back! It is today that we rise and show that the System War is still alive and well! All Xbox One owners, unite under a shared banner and take back the crown!

THEY TERK ERR BERX

@davillain- said:

Never mind the Xbox One, we can all appreciate the original Xbox and that right there, was the best console with great exclusive games. Great Hardware.

Man, you could have scraped the dust sheet off.

Just know this, you did this to yourself Char:

@Ant_17: I could have cleaned it up right before posting the pic. BUT THAT WASN'T THE TRUTH. I wanted everyone to see it EXACTLY as it was.

PLZ stap the eggsbawx hate! PLZZZZZZ

Your hope should never die.

@PikminWorld: That looks way too shop'd. I've seen a few shops in my day.

@ConanTheStoner, think you can take a shot?

@davillain-: Well, if it were any other cow, that pic doesn't help the Bone at all.

1 - There is no controller connected.

2 - You have that remote eye thing in slot 3, which means you watch movies on it, ading 1 means you don't play those exclusives you mention.

3 - IT"S A DUST COLLECTER!!!!

You're not helping when you send pics like this to stop the bias.

Can i ask you to join @charizard1605 at the stake?

:( It was somewhat hard to find a proper stake photo without er... delving too deep. Nah, no excuses, I'm just bad at photoshopping. There's only so much one can do with Paint.

@PikminWorld: I never said it was bad!
I mainly needed bait to see what Conan would come up with :|

Well, I would say the photo was pretty bad, if only I knew the magics of proper shopping! :P Plus, I want to see what the Stone can do as well.

@CountBleck12: Something is beautiful about that picture.

Thank you, thank you :3

@Ant_17: Well I am a Manticore after all, so I don't pick sides and besides, I still gotta do that Quantum Break hype thread at the end of March.

But I been gaming on my PS4 waaaaay more so and the Xbox One is my paperweight.

You're next on the stake

That was beautiful. You should be in charge of recruitment!

@davillain- said:

Classic!

Won't burning charizard failed though? Isn't that the reason he left the stake casually? Shouldn't he be drowned because water is super effective against fire?

So basically folks, let's drown Charizard!!!!!!!

Time to elect Phil Spencer for president. He will make system wars great again!

Yikes...

Well this lounge sucks.

The conspiracy is real.

Playing through the Uncharted collection and they're mostly well paced but on crushing they turn into an absolute slog. Only died almost 150 times through Uncharted 3! Saving the other two for a 24 hour shift.

can we ban charizard from his thread?

President Trump will make Xbox great again!

He will build the Great Wall of Xbox to keep out the Cows.

Playing X-Com Enemy Within on Ironman/Classic, game is brutal, needed a new soldier, got a Japanese dude with the last name "Suzuki", renamed him Yu, because come on, and he ended up dying on the very first mission I took him on. Those god damn Alien Bastards.

God Techno you want to explain why X-Com shits so hard on booty ass Fire Emblem Awakening and its sequel Waifu Emblem: Fates?

^Ez. It's a Western developed Strategy Game.

Valkyria Chronicles and Advance Wars exist, so such a thing can't be the only answer.

Besides your boys made that doofy as Beyond Earth game that Troll Bryan was gassing up in the month of glorious Bayonetta 2. Explain that Nas.

@jg4xchamp: are you using the longest war mod? that thing is pretty great

Nah, what does it do?

adds a ton to the game. its on nexus

• An extended campaign requiring far more missions to complete
• Tactical missions that allow up to twelve XCom soldiers per mission with the right upgrades
• Eight soldier classes: Infantry, Assault, Sniper, Scout, Gunner, Rocketeer, Medic and Engineer, and eight MEC classes: Valkyrie, Marauder, Jaeger, Pathfinder, Goliath, Archer, Guardian and Shogun
• English-accent voicepacks for soldiers from England, Australia and several other nations
• New and modified perks, including Ranger, Sapper, HEAT Warheads, Lock N' Load, Fire in the Hole, Hit and Run, and Javelin Rockets
• New and modified technologies, including Xenopsionics, Alien Biocybernetics, Pulse Lasers, Gauss Weapons and Advanced Aerospace Concepts, and many new foundry projects
• Five tiers of XCOM weaponry, many new armors and small items and S.H.I.V.s that can be equipped with perk-granting small items! See some of the new weapons here.
• Earlier access to psionics and an expanded psionics tree
• A system of commissioning and promoting XCOM officers who provide bonuses to your entire squad during missions (replaces the Enemy Within medals system)
• Overhauled interception game, with five new UFO classes such as the Fighter, Raider and Harvester, as well as six interceptors per continent, foundry projects to upgrade your aircraft, individualized pilot names and pilot experience, and the Stingray Missile weapon system
• Overhauled strategy game, in which the aliens gather resources and conduct research -- efforts XCOM must interdict if it hopes to save humanity. XCOM can now retake countries by finding and conquering alien bases in those countries. Help council countries defend themselves by fulfilling their requests for alien technology!
• Aliens and EXALT forces grow tougher over time, gaining stats and perks
• New weapons for XCOM soldiers
• Soldiers rest after each mission, requiring the player to build a much deeper roster of soldiers
• Modified Second Wave options to support longer campaigns
• Training mode config file for easier campaigns

Got The Witness.

Now let's see how this thing plays

Oh shit he used Tackle!