Too Long; Didn't Read Edition Summary for Those That Don't Want to Read all of This: These consoles are garbage, the PS4 has one good exclusive game in 2 years, the Xbox one has another Halo in 2 years, and the WiiU is on its deathbed going while finishing up its 3rd year. They are so wildly inferior to the PC, that it stopped actually being funny.
Disclaimer: If you are a reasonable human being who just bought a machine or machines to play games, that fit your budget, convenience, and friends. You're A-okay in my book. My knock is for those wanting to pretend any one of these consoles has been better than the other and worthy of praise at this point. Because speaking from a PC gamer standpoint, these consoles suck.
Consider the rest of the OP a preemptive counter.
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I could maybe, somewhat, humor the idea of coming within the vicinity of understanding why someone is a corporate cheerleader for these consoles, if they were getting some quality stuff. But we're 2 years in to the Xbox One and PS4, and 3 years into the WiiU (on its deathbed no less), and this is what you all bicker, bitch, and berate each other over?
2 years in, and the PS4's only exclusive that has been worth a **** has been Bloodborne. Legitimately well made both mechanically and overall gameplay. The rest of that library?
Until Dawn- let me get this straight, you plebs bad mouthed the Wii for selling to casuals and non gamers, and now it's totally cool when you get games that have barely anything resembling gameplay, much less gameplay that challenges the idea the person playing it has anything working in that frontal lobe? "But the story"...is like a shittier version of scream. You didn't get Wes Craven, you got that douche who made Scary Movie.
And then you have another Killzone where the mp has only gone backwards since Killzone 2, a racing game that isn't very good, another Infamous game with bad mission design and half the length of a previous infamous game. and you would think as much as I love Jagged Alliance, Valkyria Chronicles, Tactics Ogre, and FF Tactics, that Disgeae 5 would make things easier on me, but I don't like sewer water, so I naturally don't care for Disgeae games.
You people: But champ what about PSN games
What about PSN Games? I could have been playing them on my PS3, these consoles must validate their existence with something new, not shit I could get on machines that already existed. But sure Hell Divers, Resogun, and Velocity 2x are pretty damn good. Not exactly exclusive sunshine.
The Xbox in 2 years
Where is my new? Sunset Overdrive, okay mechanically it's pretty refreshing. The actual overall gameplay in a generation where every other game is an open world game, and every open world game is more or less a celebration of which check list you can get finished off before it gives you another checklist: Oh right it's exactly like those games and their round of dull missions. But at least the humor is there right, like the part where it's like rules of 3 in video games suck, so go hit 3 of these pipes to complete the mission. Because comedy.
Ryse? Lets take batman/asscreed's combat style of attack and counter kill and make it easier than it already is?
Killer Instinct: Cool fighting game teaching tool, mediocre fighting game lacking the proper depth to compete with the better stuff in the genre.
Otherwise the bread winners have been another fucking Halo, and another fucking Forza, 3 freakin times, with another one on the Horizon in 2016.
The XBLA stuff? Ori is fantastic, also exists on my PC.
Nintendo in 3 years
I bad mouthed the other systems franchises for being more of shit that already existed. So lets skip this step. Besides this system is being replaced.
"But 2016"
Yeah 2016 actually looks like it has cool stuff, but you've bickered over who is the coolest kid on the short bus since these things launched. And they suck, what did you forget console gens that didn't suck ass? Your "dedicated gaming machines" that sell to a market that developers "value" more than the PC, run games at half the ideal framerate for most gaming genres, while barely reaching resolutions for TVs that became the standard last generation, and aren't built to handle resolutions for TVs that are becoming the standard during this generation.
And for all the production value, between 3 systems, you might get 10 games that have good gameplay. 10, when these consoles have been on the market for 2 years.
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