Well I decided to find out which multiplayer service is better. I decided to start with Xbox live. I had the headset and microphone. I bought a 1 month xbox live gold card because Microsoft loves money.So I wanted to download some gamerpics and themes, but that also costs money. So i went to download some Halo 3 maps, but that costs even more money. Man I thought to myself, MS LOOVVES charging for everything. Soon they will charge us for breathing.
So I put in Gears in my 360. I start up some ranked matches. "Hello friends" I say. "I am looking forward to playing with you guys and having a great time." At that point this guy says to me: "Yo Mama ishh shoo fats, that Is throws an Ipod at hesh and my PS2 SHHHHNAPPPED in half"
I was like ok, I think I'll try a different Game. So I put in the popular Halo 3 In my 360. Started up matchmaking system. "Hello fellow Gamers" I say. "I hope we can have a nice friendly match"...Silence... "NOOOB!! HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS NOOB!!" some guy yells. Was eveyone like this on Xbox live?
No more Mr. Nice guy.
I pick up my headset and start firing all these swear words at the guy. Every swear word from A-Z i threw at him. Man that felt good. But now I got a bad rep. Geez, now I can see why everyone is like this on Xbox live. I call Microsoft up and start swearing at them for no reason. Made me feel better.
Enough with live, lets get down to PSN.
First it was free, and that was really great. I liked not having to pay for stuff.
Then I realised why it was free. Do you want to know why its free? Because its crap. Everything about it sems inferior compared to Live.
I called up sony and told them to be more like Microsoft. Then I started swearing at them for no reason . Made me feel better.
I then went back to Xbox live and started swearing at everyone I met. Made me feel better.
Overall:
Xbox Live: Great Online survice, too bad MS charges you for every fart. Also filled with jerks like me. 9/10
PSN: Its free, which is great. Just not as good as Xbox Live. 8/10.
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