Vending Machine

A cookie shaped boulder pops out and crushes you.

[Inserts cookie]

(This is getting a little weird...)

You get a bag of chips.

[Inserts cookie]

Gets a crazed monkey that eats your arm :P

[Inserts cookie]

Gets eaten by a grue.

[Inserts cookie]

Gets mauled to death by the "Annihilator of Fire" :P

[Inserts cookie]

The Annihilator of Light tears your soul apart.

[Inserts cookie]

(Let me guess...you've either been reading my story, the chapter list, or just guessed, right? Cause there is an Annihilator of Water...)

the vending machine opens and u get everything that was in it

*inserts fake cookie*

The Annihilator of Earth beats the living **** out of you for giving the machine a fake cookie.

[Inserts cookie]

(Six Annihilators in all, and you've guessed them right so far [since they are named after the elemental cycle]. You probably know what the remaining one is :P)

Gets a "Close Enough" sign.

[Inserts cookie]

(I prefer to use Annihilator of Wind, but there seriously isn't a difference :P)

You get a "That One Doesn't Exist" sign :P

[Inserts cookie]

you get a "who cares" sign

*inserts cookie*

You get an "I Do" sign.

[Inserts cookie]

gets a bag of cookies

*inserts cookie*

The cookie comes back out and has a mind of its own. Unfortunately, the cookie also wants to kill you :twisted:

[Inserts cookie]

gets a note saying "i am non-violent"

*inserts cookie*

The machine explodes, sending shrapnel everywhere, including all over your body.

[Inserts cookie in a different machine]

spits out the cookie and hits your nose

*inserts cookie*

A panel in the floor opens up underneath you and you drop into a bottomless chasm.

[Inserts cookie]

gets 10 cookies as a reward

*inserts cookie*

You get a jetstream of fire from the machine that incinerates you.

[Inserts cookie]

gets a punch in the face

*inserts cookie*

Gets a roundhouse kick to the stomach.

[Inserts cookie]

gets a band aid for his boo-boo

*inserts cookie*

Gets nothing.

[Inserts cookie]

gets what he deserves

*inserts cookie*

Gets a pie.

[Inserts cookie]

gets my favourite-chocolate

*inserts cookie*

gets a coke

*inserts cookie*

Gets a Pepsi.

[Inserts cookie]

gets cake

*inserts cookie*

Gets a slap upside the head for no reason.

[Inserts cookie]

gets brain surgery for memory loss

*inserts coin*

Gets sconed for putting in a coin :P

[Inserts cookie]

oops im in a hurry

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gets free alchemy lessons

*inserts bag of cookies*

gets a sign that says " u almost got nothing"

*inserts cookie*