Vending Machine

gets cookie

*inserts cookie*

The machine tips over, falls on you, and crushes you.

[Inserts cookie]

Gets an acceptance speech.

[Inserts cookie]

gets quad damage done to him

*inserts cookie*

Gets an explosive phoenix down.

[Inserts cookie]

Gets a collectable Krypto figurine

*inserts coin*

Gets a "Thanks :D" sign. This is, of course, followed by a sconing ;)

[Inserts cookie]

gets a bag full of thousands of explosive cookies

*inserts cookie*

You get a sword. Just a sword, not a sword stuck in your body in any place.

[Inserts cookie]

hears the word "ouch" from the machine

*inserts cookie*

You get a gun.

[Inserts cookie]

you get a bazooka

*inserts cookie*

You get a bomb that goes off as soon as it comes out, destroying the vending machine.

[Inserts cookie into another machine]

cookie blows up before it gets in the machine

*inserts cookie*

The cookie explodes right when you touch it.

[Inserts cookie]

Gets a dancing chinchilla

*puts 2 coins in*

Srry i meant

*puts 2 cookies in*

you get a "Best Cookie" award

*inserts cookie*

You get a chocolate pie.

[Inserts cookie]

(No idea why I forgot to insert a cookie last time -_-')

gets a sign that says make sure u always remember to insert a coin

*inserts cookie*

You get a sign saying "You Get Sconed For Putting Coins In :P".

[Inserts cookie]

you get a sign that says "i know i just want to trick ppl into putting coins in"

*inserts cookie*

You get a slice of pie...poisoned, of course :P

[Inserts cookie]

u get chocolate with a note that says "eat this because its poisoned so eat it"

You get nothing.

[Inserts cookie]

You get warped back in time to when the dinosaurs were about to die.

[Inserts cookie]

u get turned into kryptonite

*inserts cookie*

You get Sephiroth's blade through your heart.

[Inserts cookie]

you get kryptonite

*inserts cookie*

You get a Chuck Norris bobblehead, which also delivers a roundhouse kick to anything nearby everytime its head bobs up and down five times.

[Inserts cookie]

You get another Chuck Norris bobblehead.

[Inserts cookie]

u get a Smash Bros. 4-Way Brawl poster

*inserts cookie*

A gun extends out and shoots you in the head three times.

[Inserts cookie]

(I wasn't selling anything. The vending machine was making the bobbleheads, not me :P)

Chuck Norris turns around and roundhouse-kicks your skull off.

[Inserts cookie]

You get a scythe.

[Inserts cookie]

You get an expired lottery ticket.

[Inserts cookie]