You encounter a bored GM

acquire quest

You tell yourself to get a quest.

Quest gained: Get a Quest
Quest completed: Get a Quest
Reward: Self-satisfaction.

exit

THEN

new game

There is no exit from being grounded. There is some ground though. You hit that pretty hard, terminal velocity and all.

Once you've popped all your bones back into place and stand up, you see a frozen landscape. Oh, and it's really cold.

explore surroundings

examine picks

You take a closer look at the picks.

A bone handle holding a diamond spike. They're sharp and solid. Perfect for hitting rocks for all eternity.

take picks

THEN

dig

You grab a pick.

A skeleton objects.

attack skeleton with pick

You swing the pointy end of the pick at the skeleton, You take it's head right off, and get the pick lodged in it's eye-hole.

The skeleton objects some more.

stop skeleton from objecting

disembowel skeleton

crush head

You wrap your hands aroud the skull and squeeze. Nothing happens.

The skeleton latches onto the pick handle.

trip skeleton

explode skeleton

You smack the skeleton through the middle. The skeleton goes to pieces. Not as showy as you imagined it would be though.

The skeleton notes that you're really starting to annoy it.

examine skeleton

You take a look at the skeleton. It asks what you're looking at.

It's a mess of bones that usually reside in a human. Apart from being animate without any flesh, there really isn't anything distinct about this skeleton, or his friends that just decided to get up.

use rocket launcher on skeletons

inventory/status

Health: Dead

Strength: average
Stamina: average
Dexterity: average
Agility: average
Luck: poor

Status: Grounded in the afterlife

Items: picked-skull, lack of other pair of pants.

Faction relations: Skeletons - poor

train stats

Nice.

Power: Steam
Carriages: 7
Cargo: Rocks
Passengers: Skeletons, Big guys with horns and whips.
Status: On rails

While you're busy trainspotting the skeletons grab their picks.

threaten skeletons

make skeletons laugh

destroy skeletons with humor

You tell a joke.

The laughter suddenly stops.

The bones littering the ground are staring at you silently.

It's getting really uncomfortable.

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Geez man, what did you say?

burn bones

You slyly insult the skeletons lack of flesh, adding the word 'burn' to the end.

If the bones had eyebrows, they would surely raise one.

pick up bones

attack skeletons with bones

look around

THEN

objectives

You stand in a frozen wasteland, amidst scattered bones that don't like you.

Objectives: ...................Not being grounded in the afterlife?

west

You've had your fun with the skeletons and decide to head west. But since you have no idea which way is west, you don't.

Anyway, you head off and find some train tracks nearby.

hitchhike on train

You wait until a train comes along. You grab a handle and pull yourself up onto a small platform at the back of the train.

There's a big guy with horns here, carrying a whip. He doesn't show more than a passing interest in your arrival.

move toward front of train