Hurt/Heal

Zhu Rong is just taking a stroll through her Nanman region, when all of the sudden, she spots Huangfu Song. She takes action straight away and throws a bee hive over his head. When Huangfu is done screaming like a girl and rolling on the floor, she takes the bee hive off, to reveal his head covered in bee stings.

Zhu Rong HURTS Huangfu Song

She then drags Huangfu Song, kicking and screaming (once again like a girl), back to her Nanman camp, where her Amazon servants have prepared a huge cauldron. Huangfu Song is thrown in, and prepared as a feast for the Goddess of Fire.

Zhu Rong KILLS Huangfu SongSir_Demii

@ demii: lol

Zhang He was sharpening his claws ready to kil Zhao Yun when SUn Ce says "Hes not that easy to kill

ZHang He: Still i need to

They search for Zhao Yun and they find him bullying an old man for money

zhang He angrily grabs Zhao Yun and puts the money up his.....

Zhang He has hurt Zhao Yun

Sun Ce then about to hit Zhao Yun but Zhang He literally beat him to the punch

Zhang He has hurt Zhao Yun

Sun Ce was enjoying a walk in the park when he noticed a few ppl swimming in the pond

Sun Ce: Hey when i made this park i speicfically made it a rule nobody can swim there

Zhao Yun: Well we dont respect you!

Sun Ce angrily slapped Zhao Yun in the face

Sun Ce has hurt Zhao Yun

Sun Ce then as a punishment slashed everyone in the pool in the stomach

Sun Ce has hurt Zhao yun

Zhang He grabs a machine gun and shoots Zhao Yun

Zhang He has hurt Xhao Yun

Sun ce grabs a bat and hits him

Sun Ce has hurt ZhaO yUN

Intresting but yet its unbeliable you still wage war against me

ZHang He and Sun Ce walk through there crops when Zhao Yun with a huge sprear yelles this showdown is our final!

ZHang He grabs his claws and Zhang He and Zhao Yun fight. The fight has been sweaty and well after 40 bouts ZHang He grabs Zhao Yun's spear and slashes him with it

Zhang He has hurt Zhao Yun

Zhang He unseats Zhao Yun and going for the kill ZHang He throws his clwas inside his head

Zhang He has kiled Zhao Yun

(like recovered demii)

Sun Ce has another encounter with his former henchman Zhang He. The two fight for hours, until both draw back their weapons exhausted. Then, Sun Ce speaks :
"Zhang He.. You were never told what happened to your father, were you?"
"I was told enough! I was told that you killed him!"
"True, Zhang He. I am your father's cousin's brother's wife's mother's grandchild's father."
"Whut?"
"I dunno, let's just cut your hand off and get this over with.
"Okay."
Sun Ce slashes Zhang He's hand off.
Sun Ce HURTS Zhang He
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Ehm... I can't recall what comes next, Zhang He."
"I believe I'm supposed to jump down now."
"Allright then, go ahead."
"Why thank you. That's awfully kind of you."
"I know."
Zhang He jumps down and plummets toward a certain death.
Sun Ce HURTS Zhang He
"May the Force be with you, my friend.... NOT!"

Zhang He and Sun Ce are conversing when Zhang He says

Zhang He: We must focus on pacifing the land now there are still many enemies and we would lessen future threaths

SO Zhang he sees Guan Xing and goes after him and slashes his head of

Zhang He has hurt Guan Xing

Zhang He then kicks Lui Bao in the stomach

Zhang He has killed Lui Bao

Demii youre really wasting youre time youre jsut being motnotnous

Huo Man and Lui Dai are playing chess in the streets and Sun Ce looks at Zhang HE and says

Sun Ce: Hey Zhang those guys over there would cause us great trouble in the future do me a favor and kill em

Zhang He grabs his claws and slashes them both in the same time

Zhang He has killed Lui Dai

Zhang He has killed Huo Man

This coming from the guy who first keeps attacking Xiahou Dun post after post, and then Zhao Yun. At least I'm still creating some stories in my posts, instead of "Zhang He grabs his claws and slashes ..." all the time. ;) THAT is monotous.

Sir_Demii

Zhang HE is apprecating his bueatiful garden when Ma Dai grabs a fire arrow and throws it at his roses

Zhang He: Why you little..... ill get you for that

Zhang He grabs the rose and plucks the thorns and throws it at ma Dai

Zhang He has killed Ma Dai

Then he Jin starts rolling on the floor seing how Ma Dai got killed so easily and Zhang He walks up to him and blows him to his death

Zhang He has killed He Jin

Zhang He walks up to him and blows him to his deathjeffhardy141

[QUOTE="jeffhardy141"]Zhang He walks up to him and blows him to his deathSir_Demii

Zhang He and Sun Ce are talking about how Shu is about to fall and Sun Ce said

Sun Ce: Ma Chao is the biggest threath in this realm..... but he is a good friend

Zhang He: The most buetiful rose always gets competition but rose shines from the rest

Sun Ce:......so what should we do?

Zhang He: Kill the mutha.....

So Sun Ce and Zhang He grabs some spears and fidn Ma Chao and Zhang He kicks MA Chao in the face

Zhang He has hurt Ma Chao

Ma CHao: Zhang He. Sun Ce i knew this time would come :(

Zhang He: Well we regret it to

Zhang He rams his claws into MA Chaos legs

Zhang He has hurt Ma Chao

I haven't been paying this thread any regular attention, but now that I've read the last few pages I think it's hilarious that both of the recent hurt/heal games have involved the women getting raped.

also the gay thing was pretty funny.

Sun Ce and Zhang He are furiously walking down the halls./

Zhang He: Lord Sun Ce, Ma Chao runs amok and excecutes those who disagree with him he has a rule of tyranny now while he cotnrols all of Riverlands, AND the north what shall we do.

Sun Ce: Listen Zhang He in the beggining you were almighty powerful while i was gaining little power, and when you were cloose to death you turned to me for service and now i let you go with JingZhou while i carry the South land

Zhang He: No i cannot leave youre service we have a strenghtned bond!

Sun Ce: Ma Chao is powerful this is the only option

Ma Chao suddenly appears with a large force and rushes at Zhang He, and ZHang He using his claws slashes Ma chao in the face

Zhang He has hurt ma chao

Ma Chao grabbing his spear about to takle Zhang He Sun ce grabs Ma Chao's arm and flips him

Sun Ce has hurt Ma Chao

I just gave up after a while since it just would have been a non-stop war between Sun Ce, Zhang He, and Zhao Yun.Dragonhart45

Sun Ce: Gongsun Du and Chen Biao your heads are MINE!!!

Sun Ce reverts back to his DW5 state and he rips his tonfas out of thin air and hits Gongsun Du in the upper chest so hard he punctures a lung.

Sun Ce has killed Gongsun Du.

Sun Ce then attaches glow sticks to his tonfas and starts twirling them as if he was at a rave. Chen Biao seeing this starts to have a seizure and bites off his tongue.

Sun Ce has Killed Chen Biao.

Sun Ce is walking through his imperial garden. As he is walking he spots Hua Man walking peacefully down one of the rows of the garden. He sneaks up behind her and kidnaps her. After taking her to his room he decides to have his way with her. ;)

Sun Ce violently rapes Hua Man and takes her virginity causing her to bleed out and die.

Sun Ce has killed Hua Man.

Zhang He is back from his.... i think it was 4 weeks non stop sleep when he saw Ma Chao and looks at his hand and sees his hand was in hot water. He realized his pants were wet from pee and MA Chao was rolling on the floor so hard his behind smashed into his claws.

Zhang He hurt Ma Chao

Zhang He then heatbut Ma Chao

Zhang He has hurt Ma Chao

Allrighty then, a little update for you die-hards :

WEI
Xiahou Xuan
Xiahou Wei
Xiahou Shang
Xiahou Huo
Zhang He +23

WU
Sun Ce +27
Sun Zhong
Sun Kuang
Sun Jiao

SHU
Liu Feng
Ma Chao +6
Huang Zhong
Yue Ying +1
Guan Suo

Dong Zhuo/Yellow Turban Alliance
Zhu Rong +9
Bao Sanniang
Cai Zhong

I don't see a Hua Man in here, though..

Sun Ce runs up to Bao Sanniang and Cai Zhong.

Sun Ce : "Time for clean-up duty. I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!"

Bao Sanniang & Cai Zhong : "We accept!"

The three start battling, and though it seems the two are about to win, they got overpowered by the Little Conqueror. He uppercuts Bao Sanniang into the conveniantly placed shredder, and both Sun Ce and Cai Zhong watch in awe at what's left of him.

Sun Ce KILLS Bao Sanniang.

Sun Ce : "Flying Bicycle Kick! Hiyaaa!"

Sun Ce catches Cai Zhong off guard, and kicks him off of a cliff, where he lands on and gets impaled by an enormous spike.

Sun Ce KILLS Cai Zhong.

Zhang He gets drunk since no one controls ihm and he find ihmself in jail.... for months Zhang He is suffering and when he finnally takes a bath he hears a sound looks behind ihm and sees Ma Chao drooped the soap........ Zhang He does what he is supposed to do....

Zhang He has hurt Ma Chao

mA Chao yelels at everyone: Queers!!!!

Zhang He said :We arent queer we are jsut bored

Ma Chao angrily puts the soap on the soap holder but he drops it again......

Zhang He has hurt Ma Chao

Sun Ce: Sun Kuang and Sun Jiao you are both traitors to the Sun family name and therefore must die!!

Sun Kuang and Jiao: WHAT?

Sun Ce: Psyche!

Sun Kuang and Jiao: Phew you had us going there.

All of a sudden Huang Zhong and Guan Suo jump through the window.

Huang Zhong: Sun Ce prepare to die you young whelp.

Huang Zhong fires an arrow but Sun Ce catches it and runs at Huang Zhong and stabs him in the face with the arrow.

Then using the same arrow he slashes open Guan Suo's neck right on the jugular causing him to bleed to death.

Sun Ce has killed Huang Zhong and Guan Suo

Sun Ce was upset at his decision of letting Zhang He of and he found out MA Chao almsot met his end and was in He Fei. Eagerly he met Zhanng He in Jian Ye and Zhang He said

ZHang HE:Sup

Sun Ce: Sup lets kill MA Chao

Zhang HE:k

ZHang He releases 3,000,000,000,000,000 and 2 of them hit MA CHao

Zhang He hurt Ma CHao

Zhang He has hurt Ma Chao

Liu Feng and Xiaohou Wei are meeting secretly in Xu Chang when Sun Ce jumps through the window.

Sun Ce: So you are both plotting against me ehh. Well I will just have to take care of you now.

Sun Ce takes out his tonfa and shoves it down Liu Feng's throat.

Sun Ce then swinging around Liu Feng's giant sword and slices Xiaohou Wei in half.

Sun Ce has killed Liu Feng and Xiaohou Wei.

zhang He is seeing that few days and Ma Chao is defeated so he grabs a pot and smashes it on his head

Zhang He has hurt Ma CHao

Zhang He then headbutts him

Zhang He has hurt Ma Chao

Zhang He and SUn Ce meet and they havent seen each other in a while

Sun Ce: So i have the North and The south while you have jingzhou and the Riverlands

Zhang He: Excactly Ma Chao is in Luo Yang his final resting place shall we end this old friend

Sun Ce: Indeed

They procced to luo Yang while Ma Chao waits for em

Ma Chao: I helped you with Zhao Yun and Xihaou Dun now i meet my end good luck

Zhang He and Sun Ce had teears in the their eyes as ZHang He rode forward and cut ma Chaos head of

Zhang He has kileld Ma Chao

Sun Jun saw Ma Chao died and laughed and angrily Zhang He cut of Sun Juns arm

Zhang He has kileld Sun Jun

I'm surprised Yue Ying is still alive up till now, since I forgot about it. But nonetheless the outcome will most likely be either Sun Ce or Zhang He winning, so I won't be upset if Yue Ying gets killed off anyway.By the way, Bao Sanniang is female.

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Since Shu is quite gone, Yue Ying can now do whatever she wants and so she decides to go on a Xiahou killing spree!

She searches for Xiahou Xuan and shoots an explosive arrow at him when she found him hiding in a cardbox. His body parts flying all over...

Yue Ying: Kaboom! An explosive victory for me!

Yue Ying has killed Xiahou Xuan

Xiahou Shang tries to sneak behind and ambush. But his steps make alot of noise...

Xiahou Shang: Argh! I could not outsmart...*impaled by a sycthe*

Yue Ying: Sorry! I saw that coming!

Yue Ying has killed Xiahou Shang

Sun Ce kneels down to Zhang He and said

SUn Ce: I cant take our spearate ways no more since Zhou Tai died you are my only friend left plz come back

Zhang HE: I Shall for you i will do it

So botj of them shake hands and Zhu Rong mutters *Queers*

Sun Ce angrily oushed her out the window

Sun Ce has hurt Zhu Rong

Zhnag He then throws an iron at Zhu Rongs head

Zhang He has hurt Zhu Rong