WOTU RT Presents: WWE Summerslam Roundtable Build Up Thread (8/18)

Matches: 

WOTU Championship Match
CpReborn (C) vs. FullMetalWWant 

TWF Championship Match
Randyspeeps (C) vs. FrenchDynasty 

Universal Tag Team Championship Match
StaticKornSlipX and CpReborn (C) vs. GoldenAgeNick and Randyspeeps
-If Static wins, he moves on in the KotR Tournament; If Nick wins, he moves on in the KotR Tournament 

Spideynerd vs. TWF_Legend
-If Spidey wins, TWF_Legend must reveal his true identity; If TWF_Legend wins, he becomes GM of the WOTU 

King of the Ring Tournament: 

Round 1 Matches:

Jediknight vs. Legenkiller

Frieza vs. JLe vs. TwistofFate
-Winner not only moves on in the KotR tourney, the also gain the IC MITB Case

Crulex vs. Mr. Masked President

Dude vs. Joemcmark

Player vs. ??? 

Round 2 Matches:

Static/Nick vs. Winner of Frieza/JLe/Twist Match

Winner of Jedi/Legen vs. Winner of Dude/Joemcmark

Winner of Crulex/President vs. Winner of Player/??? 

*More TBA* 

Current Roundtable Champions:

WOTU Champion: CpReborn 

TWF Champion: Randyspeeps 

Intercontinental Champion: Spideynerd  

X-Division Champion: Spideynerd  

The following opens WOTU Monday Night Raw:

*After the pyro goes off for Raw, "Light 'Em Up" hits, as Spidey and Ali make their way down to the ring, hand in hand. Spidey has the X-Division Championship around his waist, while Ali has the Intercontinental Championship around her waist. Spidey also has his WOTU Championship MITB case in hand, complete with the blood of Cpman. Once they get into the ring, Spidey sets the MITB case down, and then removes the IC Title from Ali's waist, before removing the X-Division Championship from his. He holds both titles in the air, which results in massive boos from the crowd, which Spidey appears to love. Spidey sets the titles down, then picks up the MITB Case, he looks at it, then opens it up, pulling out his microphone, this getting even more boos. Spidey hands the case to Ali, and begins to talk*

Spidey: Last night I did what my fellow brotheren couldn't do... I beat Jediknight, and I did it with honor and pride. I punted his head so hard that he legitimately believes he can just disappear for the next three weeks. Jediknight, you are with Corrective Chaos now, because a deal is a deal. Not only that, but you must face Legenkiller at Summerslam. But that's not the only thing I did last night... No, I did something even more shocking then ruining Jedi's life. I gave my MITB Case to Metal, and the loser failed to retain his gold he had just lost.

*The fans start chanting "Your the loser!"*

Spidey: You see, I've said it once, and I'll say it again, Metal is nothing. He talks the talk, but he couldn't walk the walk. He suffered the same fate that he'll always face, and that's failing at life. Metal, you've made me your enemy, but you are a nobody to me, just like that no named idiot we have as the WOTU Champion right now. I'm in your head, you want revenge against me, and that is understandable, but you'll never get it as long as I have a say in anything.

*Spidey turns to Ali, and they laugh together, which gains boos from the crowd. Spidey slicks his hair back, then talks again*

Spidey: But I'm not just out here to toot my own horn, I'd like to say congrats to Static, who is going to be a future WOTU Champion! *Crowd boos louder* Then there is TWF_Legend, who again failed to show up to a WOTU PPV. He keeps calling me out, and he has my attention, you all know that he has my attention, but he keeps messing things up. If he wants me at Summerslam, I've already said the match is his, but he refuses to show up to WOTU PPV's, and that makes me think he'll no show Summerslam as well, just so he can go and claim this was all part of his plan. You see, I'm no superman, because I don't trust people all willy nilly. It takes a lot to pull a fast one on me, so I'm on to you t.W.o. If I can't have TWF_Legend, I want the true head of the snake... I want Randyspeeps, the man, the myth, the legend killer. There is only one man that's ever crushed my hopes and dreams, and that man is Randyspeeps. I respect the hell out of that man, but he has wronged me more than once. TWF_Legend may have started the war, but it won't end until true egos clash.

*The fans pop for the idea of Spidey vs. Speeps*

Spidey: Now onto a different note... This note involves Summerslam, and an idea I have for it. You see, last year I had an idea, and I failed to follow up on it. This year, that isn't going to happen. At Summerslam, the WOTU is crowning it's first ever King of the Ring. Every WOTU Superstar, except the TWF and WOTU Champions, will partake in this tournament. The overall winner will go on to get a title shot between either the TWF Champion, or the WOTU Champion, the choice will be theirs. Two matches are already set in stone, and they are as followed... Jediknight vs. Legenkiller, and Frieza vs. JLe vs. TwistofFate. More will be announced as matches get made. That's all for now.

*Spidey picks up his Titles, and then he leaves with Ali as Raw cuts to commercial* 

Spidey, Spidey, Spidey....

How many goddamn times must I tell you?

I don't care about titles.

I don't care about "winning PPVs."

I don't care about this company.

I'm here.

I'm not hiding.

I'm not disappearing.

Why show up, when I have no reason to?

I was at the PPV last night.

Stalking in the shadows, observing the environment.

I'll be at Summerslam.

I guarantee it.

I want this more than anything I've ever wanted.

I want to run this joint.

Like I've said, my ideas: revolutionary.

Stuff that's never been seen before.

Stuff that's never been imagined before.

At Summerslam, (like I've said in case you haven't been paying attention) I make my WOTU debut.

I'll be here...

[Spideynerd vs. TWF_Legend: If Spideynerd wins, he gets to reveal to the WOTU TWF_Legend's true identity. If TWF_Legend wins, he becomes General Manager of the WOTU indefinitely.]

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Static's Raw Promo

*Raw returns from commercial as Static steps out of a limousine and he starts make his way down a long corrider.... Static is wearing a black gothic stiyle trenchcoat, similar to Edge's but with three belts across the front keeping the coat closed. At the top of the trenchcoat, Static is wearing a blood red ascot around his neck for his black dress shirt. The camera pans up to his face, Siatic is clean shaven but his eyes, there is something chilling about them, his left iris is red while the other is black. The camera zooms out and you can see both of his ears, and on his left ear he is wearing black/red feathered earring, which are feathers of the ravenix. By this point, Static has made his way to the GM office. He knocks on the door*

Ali: Who is it?

Static: It's Static.

Ali: Come on in.

*Static opens the door and walks in the office. Ali is in the office by herself and she's looking over some paperwork behind her desk. Spidey's burned Chaos-Division title (X-Division) and Intercontinental title are off to the side on anther table behind the main desk. So Static walks in and sets down his black duffle bag on the floor and plops down in a chair in front of the desk.*

Ali: Static, you had a magnificent night at last night's PPV. Spidey and I have always had high hopes for you and last night you again proved to the world that when the odds aren't always in your favor, you find a way to succeed, to thrive. You've made Corrective Chaos proud.

Static: Thank you, ma'am. Every time I step into that ring out there, my sanctuary...I carry the Corrective Chaos banner. Every night I'm out there, I give my all....I spend every last ounce of energy for you guys. Spidey, Crulex, and myself....we are the Holy Trinity of Chaos, and there will be a day in the not so distant future, the WOTU Universe will finally see as us Gods amongst Men....and when that day comes, Ali, we will alll be standing admist the corpses of our fallen foes. Our clothes will be dampened with their blood....and all I'll do is run my fingers along their red claret, place them to my lips, thus tasting the triumph.

*Ali closes her eyes, while using her vivid imagination she starts licking her lips like she's tasting the blood. Static quickly lowers his head, making sure not to look at what Ali is doing. Ali re-opens her eyes and looks back at Static.* 

Ali: Hahaha, you can look at me again, Static. You are right, that day will arrive eventually. Anyways, why did you want to meet us here and not in the Corrective Chaos locker room?

Static: I was looking for Spidey and I thought he was here.

Ali: No, he went to the Corrective Chaos locker room to find Crulex and he was hoping to run into you there once you arrived at the arena.

Static: Oh okay, I was meaning to ask him if I could exchange this new MITB briefcase with his old one.

Ali: Why?

Static: The blood...the blood of a man who made a mockery of our cause stains that briefcase. Just the sight of that briefcase brings me instant gratification. And as I grow more weary of Cpman's antics, just the sight of that schmuck makes me sick....but that briefcase got the best of him. It's wicked and that's why I have to have it.

Ali: Well, it's not here right now but you can take out the one you have and when Spidey gets back you can exchange it. Well, in the mean time, what are your plans for SummerSlam?

*Static starts rummaging through is duffle bag look for his MITB briefcase as he continues to speak with Ali* 

Static: Yeah, I don't know what I want to do for SummerSlam. I still have the tag team championship match to worry about but I also have my sister's fiance creating more problems that I'll have to deal with eventually.... well, there is the curse I now have, I'll have to talk to Crulex about how we want to handle that. Here's that damn thing!

*Static pulls the briefcase out and just as he does, Spidey enters the office with the previous MITB briefcase. He stops beside Static who lifts himself and the two give each other a bro hug and Spidey starts to initiate the MITB briefcase exchange.* 

Spidey: I had an inkling you were wanting to exchange your briefcase for the old one. That's why I went out look for you. So here it is, Static. Remember to choose the moment when you want to cash in wisely. Now get outta here.

*Static picks up his dufflebag and starts to leave the office. Ali and Spidey look at each other and proud smiles sweep across their faces. Ali turns back to Static.*

Ali: Keep making us proud, my son.

*Static turns back to Spidey and Ali, he holds up the briefcase as he exits the office. Raw goes to commercial*

*As Monday Night Raw continues, Crulex is seen in the back, just distant and downtrodden. With his head down, Crulex seems to be a mess and doesn't seem to know what to do with himself as he goes down the hall, thinks about turning around, paces to one crate to another and finally resigns himself to just prop up and sit down on a crate, not even bothering to go to the ring. Renee Young appears beside Crulex and timidly tries to snap him out of his trance.*

Renee: Crulex? C-Crulex? Excuse me? May I have a moment....?

Crulex: *Sigh* Speak. I'm awake.

Renee: Last night, you were at the Money in the Bank PPV, but you....em.....didn't make it into the actual match for a briefcase......and well, you--

Crulex: I lost. That's what you want to say, but you won't. It's okay. Any rage I had died out earlier today. Once again, Crulex lost. He let down Corrective Chaos. He let down the Creatures of the Night. He blew it. It's only a matter of time before I'm of no further use to any group if I don't find a way back out of this current slump. But that's always been my career. That's my story. Four all the titles, RT wins, records and amazing moments I've had, it's always been lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, WIN BIG for the Elemental Demon. My next big win is around the corner. I just need to get it before it's too late.....

Renee: Do you have any idea of where you might go now?

Crulex: Heh. Where does it matter? What does it matter? Who cares?

Renee (biting her lip): The Creatures might care?

*Crulex puts his tongue in his cheek and chuckles and nods his head before looking at Renee.*

Crulex: You're right. If there has ever been a constant, it's the people that follow my values of Chaos, Justice and Honor. I've done everything I can do in my career for the most part. Every PPV is simply me looking for the next challenge. The next fight. The newest reason to stay for awhile. For the most part, it's just fighting folks I haven't fought yet. But I do have a new idea. A new goal that I haven't done because it's a rare honor, not common like titles or achievements. I think I'm going to go and have a talk with GM Spidey. And unless he has a better idea, I may just try something a little more.....sophisticated. I think that I give it one last shot. My time is running out, Renee. But as long as I have a goal or an opponent, I will never rest in peace.

*Crulex hops off the crate and looks at Renee and ruffles her hair.*

Crulex: You know what? You're alright. Stick around kid.

*Crulex leaves Renee behind and heads into a backstage corridor with shelves of pipes and scaffolds. Crulex finds Kharma waiting there and he hands her a packet from under his coat.*

Crulex: This isn't because of you. This is because of me. I never was a manager type of man. When I want to say something, I do it myself, and I don't need a bodyguard like some coward. I face things myself. So here is a bonus. Go somewhere you are needed and continue to cause Chaos for the women of this world, will you?

Kharma: Of course. It was good to be paid for minimal appearances again. Any last requests?

Crulex: Make the Divas suffer when you get the chance. Especially the Bellas. Make them fear you, and then break them.

Kharma: My pleasure.

*Kharma leaves as Crulex walks down the hall and looks at a picture of Hurricane and Frieza on the wall. He grins to himself and stays "soon" before heading out of view of the camera, looking for either Static or Spidey apparently.*

*This happens on RAW*

"Bully" by Jarren Benton hits and Twister comes out in a suit.

Twister: I did not win at Money in the Bank. Honestly, I don't care much about the Intercontinental Championship. I've done that before. I'm going to let y'all in on something. I'm losing interest in all of this. I still love the rush of the fans, but I don't have that same intensity that I had just last year. That's why, I'm going on one last run for the gold. And not the Intercontinental Championship. I want either the WOTU Championship or the TWF Championship, and I am going to do whatever it takes to try and finally capture the gold that has eluded me my whole career. I am going to break through that glass ceiling and capture what I need to cap off an incredible career. So, to everyone in the back, if you want to help me on my journey, fine by me; but if you want to try and stop me, The River City Crippler will claim another victim. You have been warned.

*Twister drops the mic as the camera fades to black.* 

*As Monday Night Raw continues, Crulex is seen in the back, just distant and downtrodden. With his head down, Crulex seems to be a mess and doesn't seem to know what to do with himself as he goes down the hall, thinks about turning around, paces to one crate to another and finally resigns himself to just prop up and sit down on a crate, not even bothering to go to the ring. Renee Young appears beside Crulex and timidly tries to snap him out of his trance.*

Renee: Crulex? C-Crulex? Excuse me? May I have a moment....?

Crulex: *Sigh* Speak. I'm awake.

Renee: Last night, you were at the Money in the Bank PPV, but you....em.....didn't make it into the actual match for a briefcase......and well, you--

Crulex: I lost. That's what you want to say, but you won't. It's okay. Any rage I had died out earlier today. Once again, Crulex lost. He let down Corrective Chaos. He let down the Creatures of the Night. He blew it. It's only a matter of time before I'm of no further use to any group if I don't find a way back out of this current slump. But that's always been my career. That's my story. Four all the titles, RT wins, records and amazing moments I've had, it's always been lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, WIN BIG for the Elemental Demon. My next big win is around the corner. I just need to get it before it's too late.....

Renee: Do you have any idea of where you might go now?

Crulex: Heh. Where does it matter? What does it matter? Who cares?

Renee (biting her lip): The Creatures might care?

*Crulex puts his tongue in his cheek and chuckles and nods his head before looking at Renee.*

Crulex: You're right. If there has ever been a constant, it's the people that follow my values of Chaos, Justice and Honor. I've done everything I can do in my career for the most part. Every PPV is simply me looking for the next challenge. The next fight. The newest reason to stay for awhile. For the most part, it's just fighting folks I haven't fought yet. But I do have a new idea. A new goal that I haven't done because it's a rare honor, not common like titles or achievements. I think I'm going to go and have a talk with GM Spidey. And unless he has a better idea, I may just try something a little more.....sophisticated. I think that I give it one last shot. My time is running out, Renee. But as long as I have a goal or an opponent, I will never rest in peace.

*Crulex hops off the crate and looks at Renee and ruffles her hair.*

Crulex: You know what? You're alright. Stick around kid.

*Crulex leaves Renee behind and heads into a backstage corridor with shelves of pipes and scaffolds. Crulex finds Kharma waiting there and he hands her a packet from under his coat.*

Crulex: This isn't because of you. This is because of me. I never was a manager type of man. When I want to say something, I do it myself, and I don't need a bodyguard like some coward. I face things myself. So here is a bonus. Go somewhere you are needed and continue to cause Chaos for the women of this world, will you?

Kharma: Of course. It was good to be paid for minimal appearances again. Any last requests?

Crulex: Make the Divas suffer when you get the chance. Especially the Bellas. Make them fear you, and then break them.

Kharma: My pleasure.

*Kharma leaves as Crulex walks down the hall and looks at a picture of Hurricane and Frieza on the wall. He grins to himself and stays "soon" before heading out of view of the camera, looking for either Static or Spidey apparently.*

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*Monday Night Raw returns from commercial*

Michael Cole: Last night at Money in the Bank, we witnessed a brutal match between Randyspeeps and French Dynasty. Let's take you back to the closing moments of a match that was filled with surprises.

"Randyspeeps and French Dynasty are both laying motionless in the ring. The referee begins his count 1...2...3...4...5...6...7.., both men get on their knees and are punching each other on their way back to their feet. French Dynasty gets the upper hand. He Irish whips Speeps into the ropes, and tries to go for a flying cross body, but Speeps ducks and Dynasty goes flying into the referee. The referee is knocked out cold, and once again both men are laying on the mat. Speeps is exhausted as the match has gone well over 25 minutes. Goldenagenick comes flying down the ramp with a french flag. He gets into the ring and nails French Dynasty in the head with the flag. Dynasty startles and out of nowhere Randyspeeps delivers a thunderous RKO to the French Sensation. Nick wakes up the referee, and Speeps falls on top of Dynasty. 1.....2.......3! After the match both Speeps and Dynasty are still laying on the mat. The referee raises Speeps hand, but he's still unconcious. Goldenagenick rolls Speeps out of the ring and helps him make his way up the ramp. Speeps looks back at French Dynasty, and French Dynasty is grimmacing back at Speeps. Speeps then cracks a smile, and Money in the Bank continues with a video package for the main event."

JBL: What an incredible match that was.

King: French Dynasty got screwed.

 *"tWo (NWO) theme song" hits as Randyspeeps make his way down the ramp. He has the TWF Championship around his waist. He has his usual tWo sunglasses on with his Black suit, collared shirt, and no tie."

Randyspeeps: I hate to tell you I told you so, BUT..I told you so.

King: Now we have to listen to him boast about his victory.

JBL: That's what happens when you're the best.

Randyspeeps: I told French Dynasty and his Fiance that I was going to kick his ass. And guess what? I delivered on my promise and I kicked his ass. My only regret is that his new child didn't get to witness his dad in action. Imagine how great it would have been if the first thing that French Dynasty's child see is his old man getting beaten in the middle of the ring by a Wrestling GOD!

Cole: The man is sick.

Randyspeeps: So now the question shifts to Summerslam. The biggest party of the summer. This is one of the biggest PPV's in WOTU history, second to only Wrestlemania. And as we all know, when the light shines brighest, the better Randyspeeps gets. At this point, it doesn't matter who faces me at Summerslam. Because I've beaten every WOTU  superstar that has been put in front of me, and I intend to keep that streak alive. The fact is, I have never lost here, and sadly for all of you, I never will. Everyone comes out here saying they will beat me. But no one has backed those words up, because truth is, I'm not an easy man to beat. I'm Randyspeeps. Member of the tWO, and your TWF Champion.

JBL: I know you two don't like him, but the guy is good.

Randyspeeps: Now earlier today, Spiderynerd came out here and basically said, Speeps v. Spidey at Summerslam.

*Speeps vs. Spidey chants erupt.*

Randyspeep: But! Spidey has failed time and time again to face my buddy TWF_Legend. Spidey gets upset because TWF_Legend doesn't show up for PPV's. Spidey doesn't understad, we don't fight for free. We fight in big time matches. If he's worried about TWF_Legend showing up at Summerlsma, he's wasting his time. Spidey want's Speeps, but Spidey has yet to face the challenge in front of him. I have no problem facing you Spidey, but your hands seems to be a bit tied.

King: They're just teasing the WOTU universe. Everyone wants to see that match.

Randyspeeps: Now, onto me. A true Champion. Fact is, ever since I got here, all the titles in the WOTU have changed hands at least once except one. The TWF Championship. Reason for that is, I'm the only true champion this company has.

*A pregnant woman come walking down to the ring.*

King: Thats, that's French Dynasty's fiance. What is she doing out here?

Randyspeeps: I don't do pregnant chicks.

*French Dynasty's fiance enters the ring. And grabs the mic*

French Dynasty Fiance: I know I have no business being out here, but I want you to hear what I have to say...Last night, you defeated my Fiance, the French Sensation, the French Dynasty. But unfortunately for you, he was able to walk out of Money in the Bank.

Randyspeeps: Barely.

French Dynasty Fiance: Now you have a bigger problem on your hands. See, you disrespected his country, disrespected me, but  you committed the cardinal sin when you disrespected his child. Randyspeeps, I'm asking you on behalf of French Dynasty, for one more match.

*Randyspeeps drops the mic. He moves closer to French Dynasty's wife. She seems terrified. He pulls her in closer. He goes in and kisses her on the lips. French Dynasty's fiance pushes Speeps away.*

Randyspeeps: Mrs. French Dynasty, that was a kiss goodbye.

*"My Time" hit as Speeps makes his way to the back, while French Dynasty's fiance seems disgusted.*

Main Event

*Main Event returns from commercial and immediately "Clubbed to Death" starts to play. Static walks out wearing trenchcoat, this time it's open and Static is wearing his Tag title and hardcore title around his waist. As his theme picks up, Static stops at the top of the stage, where he holds up the MITB briefcase to the crowd. The crowd responds with a mix of cheers and boos. Static yells out to them.*

Static: CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!

*Flames quickly shoot out from both sides of the stage.* 

Miz: There's the Mr. Money in the Bank. Is it deserved? Not really..

Matthews: It's okay Miz, we don't have to like this win but clearly, this man proved with this result that he deserved to be in that match.

Miz: Unfortunately, you are right. 

*By this point, Static is already in the ring and Tony Chmel is about to hand him the mic. Static gets the mic, but calls Tony back and Static tells him something. A puzzled look sweeps across Tony's face and he briefly hesitates before speaking to the crowd.*

Chimel: Disciples of Chaos, let me introduce to you this evening. Hailing from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina and weighing in at 247 pounds. One half of the WOTU Tag Team Champions, the WOTU Hardcore Champion, and Mr. Money in the Bank. Representing Corrective Chaos; The Enlightened Virtuoso, The Supernatural, The Ringmaestro. Your antihero, Static!!!!!!

*Static slowly raises the MITB with both arms above his head. As more cheers and boos rain down from the crowd. Static lowers his head forward and lets his long hair fall in front of his face. Suddenly, he flicks his head back and as his face is uncovered. Static is sporting a stoic look, like he is indifferent to the kind of success he is having. Static proceeds to lower the briefcase and places it on the ground. Chimel hands the mic back to Staitc.*

Static: Three nights ago, I walked into Money in the Bank with zero expectations; except one...*Static pauses for a second or two* Chaos. I really didn't care if the carnage came from myself or my opponents. And that's what i love about these kinds of matches...such as those in a cage, a 20 foot boxed cell, a massive chainlinked chamber, and a ring with object hanging over it and the only way to get to it is to scurry up a ladder. These type of matches are torture....and the only way to thrive is to survive. And some of you are probably saying to yourself, "what the hell is Static talking about?" Well, let me explain it to ya. In a war there are two armies, both of which are with low morale and their energy and munitions are almost completely spent. That's when the opportunist comes in with a third army and wipes the other two out. And you all want to know something, I am always the opportunist not because I choose to be but because I have to be. That's the only way I could have won the WOTU Money in the Bank Ladder Match on Sunday.

*The crowd starts up a mix of cheering and booing. Static pay no mind to it and moves on to something else.*

Static: Cpman, what happened you at the end of Raw a few nights ago will happen to you many more times. This black briefcase will be painted anew with your blood. And not because I have to because I want to. You see folks, my partner has no business holding championship gold because his eccentric behavior and that's unacceptable. And Let's be honest, that type of behavior would fit right in with the t.W.o. So tonight, I'll tell you what my curse is. what curse I was given when Crulex resurrected me. My curse is-

*In an instance, a person jumps over the ringside barrier and the crowd grasps. The camera zooms in and the person is wearing this mask....

The person in the mask slowly climbs the stairs and as he climbs in the ring. The lights go out. You can here the struggle between Static and the masked person. After about 30 seconds the the voices in the ring die down.

Miz: WILL SOMEONE TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON ALREADY?!?!

*The lights come back on and Static is lying motionless in the center of ring, where he is clutching the MITB briefcase to his chest. The person is the Bill Clinton mask has disappeared.* 

Matthews: Who could of done this?!?! Was it Cpman, or a member of the t.W.o, or was it Gamer?!?!

*The camera in the ring zooms in on Static's face and stapled to it is a piece of paper torn off a sheet of notebook paper. On the paper reads, "SN3, I haven't forgotten." in black crayon. The camera pans back and forth between the crowd as Main Event goes off the air.* 

I talked to the heavens, I know now what has to be done, I'm not, going to spell it out for everyone, but I'm going to climb up the ranks in the WOTU at Summerslam. #JesusShallRiseAgain.

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Ahahahahaa! So now General Manager Spidey not only sees fit to make the King of the Ring tournament return to the wrestling world via Summerslam, but gives me added incentive to win my next contest. Not that I needed anymore incentive. Finally obliterating that fool JLe once and for all while getting back at TwistofFate was good enough. Throw in the IC Money In The Bank case AND the chance to move on in the King of the Ring, a title I have held once before in the past? Incredible. This is my moment. My chance. I will finish what I started Sunday and put an end to this foolishness at last. By the middle of August, you will not only refer to me as "Lord", but "Mr." and "King" as well. Time to get royal.......and give a royal beatdown in the process. #StillUndefeatedinLadderMatches #WillbeKingAgain.FriezaistheLordShipTransmission

I've been getting asked constantly what my plans for Summerslam are...and I'm here to tell you to shut the hell up.  I defeated Crulex four days ago.  My body is still healing from a hell of a match then I had to be unfairly thrusted into ANOTHER match.  I was screwed by management.  You'll be hearing from me soon.GAN24Official Twitter

Smackdown Promo

*Smackdown returns from commercial and Michael Cole begins to speak at the announcer's table*

Cole: Welcome back to Friday Night Smackdown; let's take you to a video taped altercation between Gamer and Static before the Money in the Bank PPV.

*The video starts to play...The setting is a warm evening in Philadelphia; Gamer and Kelly Kelly walk out of a fancy restaurant and attempt to hail a cab.*

Gamer: taxi. *he yells out enthusiastically*

Kelly Kelly: That's not how you do it!!! *Kelly Kelly lets out a sharp whistle* TAXI!!!

*In an instant, a taxi stops right in front of them. The two climb into the taxi.*

Driver: Where to? 

Kelly Kelly: To the Ritz-Carlton

Driver: Where?

Kelly Kelly: RITZ-CARLT-

Driver: I'm sorry passengers, but tonight I'll have to reroute you to an alternate destination.

*The driver's voice turns sinister*

Driver: Your reservation for tonight is at Maleficent Kismet.

Gamer: What hotel is that?

*The driver peels and starts to swerve back in forth across all four lanes of traffic. K2 and Gamer are bouncing around in the back of the cabbie. Their heads are banging off the ceiling, the windows; their bodies are contorted. The two are screaming out in pain. Cuts are visible on their faces; and blood is flowing from these cuts. The driver slams the brakes. both Kelly Kelly and Gamer launch forward and their faces smack the cab partition. The driver turns around as the camera catches his face. It's Static!! Slowly, Gamer and K2's faces slide down off the partition as they slip into unconsciousness. The last thing both see are Static's red and black eyes peering deep into their souls. Static speeds off and the video ends.*

Cole: What the hell was that?

JBL: Josh, watch your language!! You remember what Gamer did to Static a few weeks back?!?! He killed the man who is now Mr. Money in the Bank!!!! Static made sure he kept Gamer out of both of his matches at Money in the Bank. Good job, Static. You are trul the master opportunist.

*"One - Apocalyptica" starts to play and then Static, Jedi, and Crulex head down to ring. All three are wearing their normal ring attire (Crulex: Taker coat and bell hat; Static: Trenchcoat, w/ dress shirt and ascot; Jedi: clothes). All 3 walk out wearing their custom Guy Fawkes masks. Static pauses at the top of the ramp; slowly raises his arms to the air and shouts out* 

Static: CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!! 

*The three men move down the ramp and Crulex heads to the ringside steps; he releases his arms to the side and slowly raises his arms then he pulls them down and green flames shoot out of the turnbuckles. Crulex steps into the ring while Static rolls into the ring from the opposite side and Jedi uses the ringside steps near the timekeepers's table to get himself in the ring. All three are now in the ring and all of them slide off their Fawkes masks in the center of the ring and toss them out in the crowd. Static goes over to Lilian and grabs a mic.* 

Static: Gamer, I am remorseful; my actions leading up to Money in the Bank was regrettable. You and Kelly Kelly tried to dispatch of me but Crulex brought me back from the netherworld. I had to make sure you didn't make it to any of your matches at Money in the Bank. I didn't want to do that...but unfortunate for you and Kelly, I had to do that to you both....spilling your blood champions our creed. 

*Static hands the mic over to Crulex who has a stern look on his face. The Elemental Demon begins to speak* 

Crulex: I want to say something to that coward who attacked Static a couple nights ago. Corrective Choas is out here tonight as strengthened group. We know who you are looking for but you have to get through us to get to him. And if I were a betting man, I would have to say your odds to getting to him are slim to none. So the second you layed your grimey little hands on Static, you became a target; the prey. And when the right moment beckons....eternal darkness will be delivered unto you.   

*Crulex notices the shot on the titantron switch to person and then quickly switch focus back to Crulex. Crulex starts looking around the arena and spots the guys sitting on steps in a corner of the arena; about half way up the steps. It's the guy wearing the Bill Clinton mask who attacked Static at Main Event.* 

Crulex: Don't worry....you are safe for now. But when I get my hands on you.....I can promise you that won't be a pleasant experience. *Crulex starts a sinister laugh* I'm right here in the open. My mask is gone. I'm not the wimp hiding behind a mask. 

*The man in the Bill Clinton mask stands up and starts to walk down the steps toward the arena floor. Jedi and Static hop out of the ring and prepare for his attack. But the masked man stops and starts to backpedal up the stairs. He stops at the steps he was originally on and slowly removes his mask. Suddenly, he reveals............this

With the Nixon mask on, he quickly pulls the nose with his hand and turns his head back and forth which makes the crowd laugh. He immediately turns and walks up the stairs and exits the arena. Back at the ring, Jedi and Static climb back in and Jedi gets the mic from Crulex.* 

Jedi: I swear these sheep are easily impressionable. And knowing this is quite nauseating. So you know what, I'm going to return the favor. My new dark side will make you sick of life itself. 

*Jedi slams the mic down and asks for Static's Money In The Bank briefcase. Static obliges and Jedi exits the ring with the briefcase and marches up the ramp and backstage. The camera cuts back to ring with Crulex and Static looking at each other with puzzled looks on their faces. The shots cuts back to Jedi who is in a backstage hallway. He goes up to a door in the hall and knocks on it. The door opens and Jedi starts smacking the person who opened the door in the head with the briefcase. Blood quickly starts flying everywhere. Suddenly, a toilet flushes and Legen walks out of a bathroom in the same room. He sprint at Jedi but Jedi slams the door shut and makes a quick escape down the hallway. The door reopens and Legen pops his head out the door and then he checks on the floor the camera peeks in-* 

Cole: It's Cpman!!! 

JBL: Jedi just attacked the WOTU champion with Static's MITB briefcase. 

*The shot cuts back to Static and Crulex standing at the ropes facing the titantron. Both men are sporting wide smiles as Smackdown goes off the air for the evening* 

I'll be on Raw. Summerslam opponent will be announced. New theme song? Randyspeeps Twitter

RT: "I'll be on Raw. Summerslam opponent will be announced. New theme song?" --- @Randyspeeps wasting precious tv time like usual #SpeepsBoresUs2Sleep Static Twitter

[Quote="Static Twitter"] RT: "I'll be on Raw. Summerslam opponent will be announced. New theme song?" --- @Randyspeeps wasting precious tv time like usual #SpeepsBoresUs2Sleep StaticKornSlipX

*Monday Night Raw sees Crulex in the ring without the rest of Corrective Chaos while "Audit" plays in the background. The crowd boos the elemental demon while he paces back and forth in the ring.*

King: Crulex looks like he's in a serious mood.

Cole: Of course he is. Crulex has been on the hunt for a new "prey" as he calls it, and in an earlier exclusive, we heard that he was planning on addressing that prey.

Crulex: For the past week, some freak in a president mask, first Clinton and now Nixon, has been screwing with Corrective Chaos. I offered that person last week a chance to fight us all fairly, but he declined only to make fun of us and leave.

Cole: Fairly? It would have been one against many!

JBL: He means fairly without sneak attacks.

Crulex: I do not know who you are, nor do I care. Your bravery at attacking us so forcefully, however, intrigues me. You certainly have issues with Corrective Chaos, but then again, so does everyone. That's the price we pay for being the most dominant group in the WOTU. The line gets very long and filled with people who do not like you when you are the best. You see it in fast food eateries, athletes, and even people in general. You know who the best is when everyone tries to defile your name. And this is simply another case of one person thinking that he can take down an entire stable by himself. Take it from the likes of NickyLucas, Dominator, Sonic and others......when you fight a group alone, you always fall.

King: Crulex makes a good point. Not many superstars have ever gotten over a group by him or herself.

JBL: But that's not how it goes down. That masked person is going to have to step up in the ring with these men first.

Crulex: So wearing a mask to counter or own, fine. That's a message I hear loud and clear. But I've made no secret about how I feel with wrestlers who hide under full faced masks full time. You hide behind that mask because you can't face me man to man. It's the same issue I have with TWF Legend, and it's the same issue I have with you, El Presidente. Like I said before, I stood in this ring with my allies ready to fight you, but you ran off. So now here I am, alone. Let's try this again. Masked President, get out here right now, so that I can not only impeach you, but impale you!

*Crulex drops the mic and raises his hands as if to say "come and get it", when the titantron flickers and shows an American flag flying in the wind to "Hail to the Chief", when suddenly it flickers and is replaced by an image of a post-apocalyptic field, with the Corrective Chaos flag burning and war torn as a loud scream is heard. The image is replaced by a presidential speech spliced together in this order:"

George Bush: Good evening

Ford: The time

Clinton: has come

Bush: To root out terrorism

Nixon: crooks

Clinton: liars

Carter: And charlatans of all kind.

Kennedy: Fear

Bush SR: Is nothing

Nixon: that you can

Kennedy: put us through.

Bush: We are strong, and

Obama: justice will be done.

Reagan: Read my lips

Bush: You will fall

Obama: and I promise you

Ford: in the end

Nixon: I am not

Bush: going to fail.

Carter: God bless

Ford: and remember

Kennedy: ask not

Bush: What I

Clinton: will do to

Bush SR: you.

Kennedy: Ask

Carter: how long you

Obama: can survive.

*The video ends with an old fashioned black and white reel cut and the lights come back on, with the man in the Nixon mask right behind Crulex! Crulex turns around and gets hit with a shoulder tackle that drives him to the mat. The man in the Nixon mask points at Crulex and mimes out a laugh before backing up and hitting Crulex with a running swing neckbreaker that puts Crulex on the mat. Corrective Chaos comes running out from the back and hits the ring, but the man in the Nixon mask slips out of the ring and into the crowd. The man points at the Summerslam sign and does a cutting his neck taunt before disappearing to the back of the arena. Corrective Chaos and trainers try to get Crulex back to consciousness as Raw goes to commercial.*

*The following takes place on Monday Night RAW!  "Wolfpunk" hits and Goldenagenick comes out to a large amount of boos.  He has one shoulder wrapped up with tape and an icepack along with stitches above his eyebrow.  He smiles at the crowd and spells out tWo with his fingers like Bret Hart spelled "WCW" after the screwjob and the crowd lets him hear it even more.  He gets in the ring and takes a pause before he finally speaks.*

Nick:  I did it.  I destroyed the demon.

*Half cheers-half boos rain down.*

Nick:  I've defeated Spideynerd and Crulex since coming here.  The two biggest members of Corrective Chaos.  If it weren't for a shotty teammate in Twist I would've pinned Static and could still claim the tag titles as my own.  But this is not some shot at Corrective Chaos.  They may be just as if not more evil than us.  That doesn't intimidate me.  Cowards are intimidated.  Smart men recognize danger and find ways to demolish said danger.  At Money In The Bank Speeps and I went out to destroy French and Crulex.  We did what we said we'd do.  Let's not forget that the point of the tWo is to showcase how terribly corrupt and shoddy this company is.  Their top stars are TWF nobodys.  Spidey can claim about titles, but he's like John Cena.  A little puppy that humps the higher-ups.  John Cena has more world title reigns than Shawn Michaels, CM Punk, and Bret Hart combined but everyone knows Cena can't touch pure greatness the way those three men did.  So try to throw numbers at me, but you will NEVER be as great as I was.

Cole:  Some heavy words from Nick.

King:  I can only imagine the reactions in the back right now. 

Nick: Aside from the rant this isn't about Spidey.  This is about every single one of you in the back that don't deserve your place.  THE WOTU CHAMPION barely even shows up on TV!  This guy bitches and moans about being "put down" and "not given TV time" well guess what Cp?  If you're like us, you MAKE them  give you TV time.  I won't doubt you as a competitor but as a person you are nothing but a coward.  

At Money In The Bank I had one of the best and toughest matches of my career.  Crulex and I have known each other for years but that was our first ever match against each other.  I'm a sick man, we all know this.  Crulex might be one of my favorite people back there.  I LOVE to hate him.  I LOVED trying to dismantle him.  But when I went back home after partying in my hometown of Philadelphia I realized something...he was my Everest.

Cole:  Huh? 

Nick:  Crulex was my Everest.  He was the pinnacle of what I could do with my career.  In the WOTU there isn't a single man I wanted to face more than him and I've defeated him.  What else could there possibly be left to do?  So with that, I think this is me saying goodbye to the WOTU.  This won't be the last you've seen of Nick.  You'll probably be catching me in Ring Of Honor, Japan, or hell I could start my own federation.  All I know is that I don't want to be here.  Speeps/tWo...I'm sorry to leave you like this but I can't disgrace my ability by wrestling with these amateurs.

*As Nick is about to walk out of the ring the crowd goes nuts as "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica hits and CpReborn comes charging out to a rowdy crowd!  Nick has a blank stare on his face trying to assess the situation.  CP has a mic in hand and begins to speak as he walks down the ramp.*

Cp:   That's enough.  I don't want to hear some retirement speech from a guy that never even cared about my company.  You call me an amateur and a coward?  I wish you'd stick around so I could kick your ass personally but I'd much rather just let you leave so my hands are wiped cleaned.  I'm not even out here to mince words with you.  I want to speak to someone in the back and you were taking too much time so I got anxious.  Static and Jedi have been making some pretty big accusations around here and I want to set things straight.  Where the hell is Static?!

*"Clubbed to Death" by Rob Duggan hits and Static makes his way out.  He isn't looking happy at all and both men meet at the middle of the ramp.*

Static:  YOU'RE calling ME out?!  I know you're the one behind all these damn attacks!  

Cp:  You wish I'd care enough to attack you!  

Static:  Ever since I got this briefcase you've put a target on my head.  You know what I want!

Cp:  I'm right here!  I'm right here, Static!

Static:  Come at me!  Hit me!  First punch is yours!

Cp:  This title is mine!  MINE!

*Static brogue kicks CP in the chest which knocks him down but as Static rushes in CP regains his composure and they brawl on the ramp floor.  Just as they both stand up and are ready to go back at it again Nick comes out of nowhere with a chair shot to both of their heads!*

JR:  Good god!  Nick just came out of nowhere with that chair shot!

*Nick smiles as both men lay motionless on the ground.  The WOTU Money in the Bank briefcase lay on the floor right next to the WOTU Championship.  Nick kneels down and says something off-microphone to them.  He smiles as the tWo theme song hits and he walks away.  When Nick is just about to leave the top of the ramp he turns around one last time.  He smiles at both of them manically before finally looking at the audience and mimicking a title being around his waist.  The crowd boos heavily.*

Cole:  Oh no...you don't think...

JR:  With God as my witness I think we just saw the beginning of an all out war.  CP, Nick, Static.

Lawler:  It's WOTU vs tWo vs Corrective Chaos!  Our champion is getting the odds stacked against him.  How can he possibly defend himself when those two groups of pure evil are gunning for his head?!

*A limo pulls up backstage. Ricardo Rodriguez steps out of the drivers seat, heads to the back and opens the limo door. Randyspeeps steps out of his limo with his TWF Championship over his shoulder. He is in his typical suit, white collared shirt and tWo logo'd glasses. Immediately, he is approached by Josh Matthews.*

Matthews: Randyspeeps, tonight the WOTU locker room eagerly waits for you to announce the next opponent for your TWF Championship, but I can't ignore the recent war of words that both you and Static has had over twitter.

Randyspeeps: Static is a non issue. Just another member of Corrective Chaos trying to cling to whatever power they may still have.

Matthews: But the General Manager is Spideynerd, they are pretty powerful wouldn't you say?

Randyspeeps: Spidey may be the "General Manager," but the tWo is in charge.

Matthews: When can we expect the big announcement?

Randyspeeps: Joshy boy. Patience is a virtue. The WOTU needs me more than I need it, so you bet your ass that I'm going to milk this moment for all that it's worth. . . Starting right now.

*Speeps takes of his shades and throws it in the back of the limo. He takes the mic from Josh Matthews and motions him to get away. Speeps begins walking through the halls of the WOTU.*

Speeps: The first time I set foot on the grounds of the WOTU, I was told I was a tyrant. I was selfish, and didn't want to play by the rules. The WOTU kicked me out and closed it's door in my face, guaranteeing to rid itself of me. Fast forward and now I grace the halls of this very company as a Champion.

*Speeps stops in front of CPReborn's locker room door. He opens the door. It's dark, and empty. No furniture. Just barren lockers and spiders crawling around.*

Speeps: The WOTU Champion is no where to be found. He doesn't show up, yet he complains about lack of respect. His locker room is always empty, but worse, he's not fitting to be a champion. Over in the TWF, he was a jobber. A man struggling for respect. Come here, he's a bigger dissappoint, just with a championship. Certainly not worthy of the TWF Championship match against me at Summerslam. I should be the top Champion in this company. At least I SHOW UP!

*Speeps closes the door and continues to walk through the halls. He stops in front of FullMetalWants locker room. He opens the door, but no one is in it. A suit case is in the corner and wrestling gear is hung up in the lockers.*

Speeps: Fullmetalwant. Talented, but naive, and flirting with stupidity. Former WOTU Champion only to lose it in embarrasing fashion. This is what happens when talent meets immaturity. Waste of talent. Definitly not worthy of my TWF Championship match.

*Speeps closes the door and continues to walk through the hallways. He stops by the merchandise counter. He sees a "Crulex t-shirt." He picks up the T-shirt.*

Speeps: Ahh Crulex. My former protege. Member of Ortonism. He used to be my right hand man. He comes over to the WOTU and is a dissappointment. Losing matches every chance he gets. He seems to have lost his way. He forgot what it feels like to have gold, and hate flow through his veins. He's being corrupted and willingly tamed by those less talented. Crulex is spitting on his career and he doesn't even know it. NEVER in a million years would I let this soft, timid, confused Crulex step in the ring with me. No Championship match for you.

*Speeps takes the Crulex T-shirt, throws it on the floor and steps on it. He continues his stroll through the WOTU hallways. He approaches JediKnights door.*

Speeps: JediKnight...what a joke.

*Speeps doesn't even bother to stop. He continues to move through the halls. He comes up to another mechandise stand. This stand has a Static bobble head doll*

Speeps: Static. Truth be told, he's impressed me a little, but I'm not stupid enough to believe that this guy deserves a TWF Championship match at Summerslam. See this bobble head doll is inaccurate. The lips are too small. And Spideys ass is missing from it. We all know Static kisses Spidey's ass. That's his job. "Yes sir Spidey." "Yes Ali." "Whatever you want." When Static finds himself a backbone, then and only then does he deserve a title shot.

*Speeps knocks the Static bobble head figure on the ground; shattering it. He quickly continues to walk. He stops and has a smile on his face. The camera pans around revealing "General Manager Spidey's Office." The WOTU universe errupts into Speeps vs. Spidey chants. Speeps moves closer to the door. He goes to touch the knob of the door. But right when he's about to to touch it, the lights in the arena go out.*

Speeps: What the hel...ARGH! ARGH!

*loud bangs can be heard and a scuffle is clearly taking place. Speeps lets out one final ARGH!*

*The lights flip back on in the arena. Randyspeeps is laid out right in front of Spidey's door. He is clutching his ribs, and the TWF Championship is missing. The camera does a close up of Randyspeeps rolling around in agony. Doctors come and check on Randyspeeps as Raw goes to commerical.* 

(CRAIGSLIST AD - Currently selling 2005 mazda low mileage, stylish, eco friendly. Fit for a queen $2999

Call Stephanie (555-555-5555)

(On RAW Stephanie's cell phone is heard rininging as shes shown in her office

Stephanie ( Hello?

 Me (Yeah I'm calling about the car (I keep my thumb pressed against the phone receiver so my voice sounds deeped and more muffled

 Stephanie ( i'm at work now but why dont you meet me at the panera bread here on 3rd street and fayette? I have to say you dont sound like the type of guy who'd drive a mazda

Me ( i can't resist a bargain

( phone conversation ends and later stephanie is shown waiting around outside paneras

 ( i pull up and wear a hat that conceals most of my features and meet Stephanie

 (Stephanie ( you're the one who called about the car right? The one with the sexy accent?

Me ( You mind if we take a test drive?

Stephanie ( you can test drive whatever you want. I love riding in cars with you european types.  You know my family has some irish blood in it

 We start driving down the road

Stephanie ( so you like the car? I didnt think a manly guy like you would drive something like this. You got a wife or a girlfriend or something?

Me ( You could say that, you?

Stephanie ( who me? Oh i'm happily married sweety (laughs flirtatiously)

Me ( is he a nice guy?

Stephanie ( he is such a sweetheart! You dont meet guys like him anymore, all the good guys are gone is what he always tells me

 Me( sounds like you and him are real close

Stephanie ( we are. To be honest i don't like his tough guy friends he hangs around. I only hang out with gay guys you know, at least they dont try to get in your pants every 10 seconds. Not that i don't like guys trying to get in my pants i appreciate fun as much as the next girl... maybe even more than the next girl

Me ( i thought you were married?

Stephanie (oh i am sweetheart! (Laughs flirtatiously again

Me ( you having fun at the moment?

Stephanie ( maybe too much fun, call me stephanie by the way

Me ( sure thing, stephanie

 (We continue the drive

 Stephanie ( hows it going then sweetie?

Me ( alright but what i'm here for hasn't really started yet

Stephanie ( you've been test driving for awhile so i can only guess you're interested in something other than the car

Me ( i am, i'm here to kidnap you. I dont want to hurt you so stay calm and quiet

(  Stephanie ( screw you!!

 ( i continue to drive up the main avenue

Stephanie ( thats it! Im calling my husband!  Hes not gonna treat you as polite as i do! 

( i toss her phone out the window casually

Me ( you arent calling anything you're coming with me!

 Stephanie ( you sick bastard! You creep!

( i continue to drive and near the interstate

 Stephanie ( you're messing with the wrong woman, asshole! Im stephanie and i!---

Me ( Shut up ( i swerve the car a bit so she bangs her head on the seat and is knocked out

Me ( Peace at last

 --- 

When stephanie wakes up she finds herself in a rough

section of East Baltimore near a housing project, alone at night and her purse missing.... 

Power Rankings: Money in the Bank Edition

 *The power rankings was determined by three senior members. The selection process was based on promo work, feud, matches, victories, and overall position within the company:

1. Static

Last Month: 5

Change: +4

What a month from the knight of Corrective Chaos. While the rest of the group was in, for a lack of better terms, chaos, Static not only retained his tag team titles with CPman, but he won the WOTU Championship Money in the Bank match. Great promos, returning from near death and capitalizing on two huge matches, Static is burning rubber. However, his partner holds the WOTU title, and they have more problems than Team Hell No. Will this unit crash and burn together or will someone come out on top? One thing is for sure, Static is the one to watch.

2. Randyspeeps

 Last Month: 3

Change: +1

Pulled a fast one on the WOTU with the help of the rest of the t.W.o... Then backed up everything by once again defending the TWF Championship against a solid opponent in former WOTU Champion, FrenchDynasty. The man is unstoppable it seems. While tWo's future was (and to some, still is) in question, Speeps has consistently not only told his opponents how he will beat them, but then does so. The man retained his championship yet again and is still undefeated since coming to the WOTU. Will anyone be able to defeat the venomous follower of the Viper for the TWF Title.....or at all?

3. Spideynerd

Last Month: 2

Change: - 1 While Spidey did cash in his Money in the Bank case and lost, Spidey still had a relatively good night. Getting the IC and X-Division championships together by beating JediKnight, and seemingly forcing the Atheos member to join Corrective Chaos, Spidey made a strong showing all month with good promos and making good on most of his chances. However, Spidey makes more enemies every day. Promo wise, he's been steadly building up to something with TWF_Legend, which may be the ultimate test. He may be one of the top dogs, but how long will he be able to withstand all his opposition before it becomes too much?

4. CPReborn

Last Month: 8

Change: +4 Regained the WOTU Championship in a crushing manner, then defended it thanks to the help of Spidey. Not only that, but he got the pinfall victory on TwistofFate in the Tag Title match. From the ashes, CPman seems to have returned! While almost non-existent besides a few twitter posts, CPman showed that he is still a force in the ring. He worked with Static long enough to retain his half of the tag titles, and then regained the WOTU Title by beating Metal, and then fending off the Money in the Bank cash-in. While his month has been up and down, promo and stable-wise, overall, winning a tag title match and two WOTU title matches in one night is a strong statement. Can he keep it up with Metal and maybe even his partner Static on his tail? Can Cpman keep this momentium going the rest of the year, or will it all come crashing down around him before he knows it?

5. Goldenagenick

Last Month: 6

Change: +1 Putting in the effort of a Spartan Warrior for his feud against Crulex, Nick made many memorable moments going into Money in the Bank, out mind-gaming the demon for the most part. Then, he defeated Crulex to get into the Money in the Bank match. His only shortcoming was not taking home the WOTU case. Not only did he defeat longtime frienemy Crulex, he was a major part in pulling of the illusion that the t.W.o was dead. Potentially part of the feud of the month. With a strong promo style and a roll that seems to make him the second strongest member of the tWo, Nick is on his way to making a statement. All he needs now is to keep the momentum going.

6. FullmetalWant

Last Month: 1

Change: - 5

Poor Metal. He had a pretty bad night. Not only did CPman beat him not once, but twice due to Spidey, but he came up short in the WOTU Money in the Bank. While CPman managed to win three matches in one night, Metal suffered the opposite. Not to mention that he has only been slightly more talkative than CPman. But Spidey may have just lit a fire in Metal, and with a rematch clause and his eyes set on revenge, Metal can't be counted out just yet. At least he gets to redeem himself. Things are not as great as it seems for the once king of the power rankings. Hopefully, we'll see him back to form shortly.

7. Jediknight

Last Month: 4

Change: -3

Sometimes when you fall, you fall hard. Especially when you gamble against a devil and lose. He lost his membership to Atheos and is forced into Corrective Chaos by losing the match and his IC Championship to Spidey. The world probably looks pretty dark for Jedi right now. But Jedi does have some positives for him. He is a consistent promoer, his rebounds usually come fast, and a change of scenery may just be what he needs to break out of any funk he might be in. The next month may be torture for Jedi, especially having to face his friend Legenkiller at Summerslam, but if he can get past that and continue fighting, he may just make a comeback that would make Rocky proud. One misstep isn't the end, but Jedi can't afford to give up yet. This one should be an interesting month for Jediknight.

8. JLE

Last Month: 10

Change: +2

Tied for winning the IC MITB Case, but other than that he sort of just went with the flow this month, hardly showing up. His future is bright, and he has a shot of winning the IC MITB Case at Summerslam, so that is why he is at this spot. The man that says nothing and still outshines most of the mid-card. JLe seems to be much like Randyspeeps, in that no one has yet cracked his code since coming to the WOTU. He has still not lost a match outright. His latest feat is once again managing to come out on top, tying with Frieza and Twist for the IC Money in the Bank. However, as I said, he says almost next to nothing. If his luck ever runs out and he loses, he'll have to try to do anything he can to avoid a quick fizzle or losing ground. Much like his Summerslam opponents, his next match will be very telling in his possible future.

9. Frieza

Last Month: Not Ranked

Change +2

He says he doesn't lose in ladder match. And he has yet to do so in five career ladder matches. But he does apparently tie in them. Frieza, the most active member of the new Atheos group, just wants to make an impact somehow. And while he tries, he has yet to make the same big splash he did in the TWF. Don't get me wrong, Frieza has a decent record of a win, a loss and a tie, and his promo skills put him over most of the people who are MIA in the build up threads, but Summerslam may be where Frieza either rises or falls. Can he defeat his personal demon, named JLe, and finally get ahead, or will his struggle continue?

10. (Tie) FrenchDynasty

Last Month: Not Ranked

Change: +1

Although he lost to Randyspeeps, he helped carry the feud between them in a way that no one thought was possible. FrenchDynasty has been in a very interesting position. He gave Randyspeeps everything he can, while managing to successfully out smarting the Viper early on in the feud. However, towards the end, things started to unravel. Now that Randyspeeps has opted to drag in his Fiance, what will be the French Sensations next move? FrenchDynasty needs a win. He came very close to it at Money in the Bank, we expect him to break out very soon.

10. (Tie) TwistofFate

Last Month: Not Ranked

Change: +1

Following a loss in the tag titles rematch despite getting a very game JandSman as his partner, Twist managed to survive by being part of the three man tie for the IC Money in the Bank. The River City Crippler made a point of signaling out Frieza during the month, and their rivalry will continue to a match that is sure to excite. His promos may be more of the reactive kind, but he does promo, and when he does, he does it well. Much like his opponents, Summerslam is a big event that will help determine where Twist goes from here. But without tWo having his back, will Twist be able to strike out on his own? We like Twistoffate chances. He's a bit of a rebel, that doesn't like structure. He plays by his own rules. Will his rules lead him to the promise land? We'll wait and see.

Static's Raw Promo - Backstage Fallout

*Static and Cpman emerge into backstage area from behind the curtains to the stage. Both men are clutching their foreheads and staggering forward to the medical area after Nick's chairshot. As they move forward, the hallway starts to narrow so it makes it difficult for both men to continue down the hallway side-by-side. A few steps further, both men start fighting to squeeze past each other.*

Cpman: Get out of my way, Static!!!

Static: I swear if you order me around one more time like this-

Cpman: What are you going to do about it?!?!

*Looks down at his MITB briefcase; thinking about hitting Cpman in the head with it again but instead he halts walking down the hallway. As Cpman continues on his own to get medical treatment; Static slides down the wall and slumps to the floor clutching his head. He lays the MITB briefcase to his side as the Backstage Interviewer starts asking a visibly frustrated Static some questions.

Interviewer: Static, first you were attacked a masked man wearing a Bill Clinton mask, then attacked by Legen at a house show this past weekened, and tonight to top if all off you were attacked by Nick. What gives?  

Static: Yeah, I don't know really. I guess it's because I'm Mr. Money in the Bank....I am now one of the wrestlers with a target on his back. A year ago, I would have said it's impossible to reach this stage in my career already.

Interviewer: And your tag team with Cpman seems to be falling apart right before our very eyes. Who is at fault for the team breaking down?

Staitc: What are you trying to get at? This team was dysfunctional from the get-go. So, I wouldn't blame him or I for what's been happening to us as of late. We aren't much of a team...that's obvious. I'm part one team, Corrective Chaos, and he is part of another, Atheos. We are enemies so the sooner he costs us the titles, the better.

Interviewer: Okay, so Speeps referred to Corrective Chaos as "common me-

*Static interrupts* 

Static: Shhhhhh, I don't care what you are going to ask because Speeps himself isn't even buying the bullsh*t he's spewing. The guy is envious of our success; the power we wield....while we are indifferent to theirs. The question you meant to ask, "Do I see the t.W.o at Corrective Chaos' level?" At first, I didn't but now I do...thanks largely to Crulex and a small part to that two-faced named Nick. It's an arms race and both stables are on a collision course toward a match of the ages. I finally realize that having an adversary like the t.W.o is a benefit to Corrective Chaos.

Interviewer: One last question; you were voted number one in this month's top ten power rankings. How does it feel?

Static: I don't really care because those things are never accurate. Where was Crulex on that list?

Interviewer: He wasn't ranked.

Static: Case and point, Crulex is always a lock for any of these top 10s.

*Static slowly stands ups and starts to walk toward the medical area in hopes Cpman is gone by now. The video ends.* 

Monday Night Raw

*Monday night Raw, Lord Frieza, bandaged up and looking as bruised up as Sheamus do to his own white skin, hobbles down the hallway after passing CPMan coming out of the medical trainer's room. CPman and Frieza give each other a thumbs up and continue on their way, when Josh Matthews appears next to Frieza with a grin on his face. Frieza lets out a frustrated groan and looks at Josh, staring daggers at him and making Josh back up a little.*

Josh: Lord Frieza, you had a great night at the Money in the Bank PPV and almost snagged the briefcase, but then you, Twist, and JLe all came down with the title. What happened?

Frieza: JLe and I were fighting over the case. Both with out hands over it. Then Indiana Twist decides to do some Hollywood stunt, leap from another ladder, yank on the case while he fell, and the chain holding the case snapped, sending us all to the floor with a hand on the case. That is a pathetic way to end a match. It should have been re-hoisted and restarted. But now I have to deal with JLe yet again, let alone the one person who might know me personally better than CPman or Crulex. TwistofFate has his eyes on me, that much is clear. He attacked me, pointed me out, and aimed to put me down. But alas, he failed. I am still the King of the Ladder Match! And soon, I will be the King of the Ring once more.

Josh: That's correct, you did win the King of the Ring in the TWF once before. In the history of the tournament, only Bret Hart won two King of the Ring crowns. Surely you look to match that success?

Frieza: Why else would I be in this match if that were not so? My chance to regain my crown as ruler of not only the entire Galaxy, but the WOTU as well as the Money in the Bank makes this the most important match in my career. And while JLe and Twist will be spared of bashings with a ladder this time around, they will not be lucky enough to survive me again. I've put down JLe before in a triple threat match, and I will do it again. As for Twist, you will not cripple me. I know full well what you can do. After all, we both held together the Young Gunners. But in that knowledge is the key to my impending victory. That chain you snapped gave you and JLe a second chance. There will not be a third.

Josh: One last question, you ranked up to #9 in the latest power rankings. Your thoughts?

Frieza: It's a start and I am proud to make the cut. But I won't stop there. Once I win the King of the Ring and the Money in the Bank, I shall proceed to the top five. And after that, it's onto the Intercontinental Championship, currently held by Spidey. I still have business with him for what he did at WrestleMania, but that is all in the past. When my plan is carried out............irony will be the name of the game. Death of the soul is, after all, more painful than a simple loss. And while I see the value of fighting for my fans and the group of Atheos, make no bones about it, I am still Lord Frieza, and I am as devious as they come. Say hello to the new bad guy. Say hello to the next Mr. Money in the Bank, the Immortal King Frieza.

*Frieza leaves and goes to the Atheos locker room as Josh thanks him for his time.*

Who is Corrective Chaos?TWF Legend on Twitter

TWF_Legend, Corrective Chaos is your worst nightmare.JediKnight Twitter

(main event promo

(out in the ring i stand with a mic, clearly all business 

Me (Let me just start by saying this randy, how does it feel? how does it feel fil de pute? for me to drag someone you care about into this war between us? because for the past few weeks you've done all you could to make my life and my fiances life miserable. the fact that you stooped low enough to involve my fiance and the woman who is going to be the mother of my child.well that showed me just how vile you really are. So now it's in reverse and Stephanie had to take a little road trip! to the town so affectionately known as east baltimore.

 From the start, i knew there was something about you i just didnt like. even when you pulled that stunt and invited us into the TWO. I didnt know just how screwed up your mind worked however. You don't give a damn. That's all, that's the whole of it. You  You don't care about people,  You don't give a damn about them. you got all that charm going for you. And it makes the youngsters want to be like you. That's the shame of it

cause you don't value anything'. You don't respect anything'. You keep no check on your appetites at all. You live just for yourself. At the end of the day, your TWO group is filled with people like that, you guys dont care about each other. You just care about the spot light. The money. I look at the TWO and i don't see a unit, i see a bunch of guys using the stable to keep their names in the headlines.

  You think the rules don't apply to you. There's greatness in you i'll admit but there's not an ounce of humility. You think that you can't make mistakes, but there's going to come a moment when you realize you're wrong about that, and you're going to get yourself and everyone alongside you in the TWO f...ked over. might not be this month may not even be the next. but it'll happen and when it does.

well don't say i didnt tell you so and i'll be right there staring into your smug, sanctimonious face! but since the french arent exactly known for their patience, I am going to rip it apart. Piece by piece. Because I can. Because you can't stop me. Because when they're all gone, what will you have left? The French Sensation will be who is sure that for everything you did to mess with my loved ones you get it back 10 fold. Vive Le France and for the ashes of my countries flag you burnt

i do the same!

(I pull a TWO shirt out a bag and strike a match

me (Just like France itself these strength of these flames seem to burn just a bit longer....

(the TWO shirt covered in flames burns to a crisp on the mat

by all means, i was 

I won't be at Main Event tonight. @Randyspeeps @GAN24Official @TWFLegend you guys can fill up the airtime while I'm away. I'll be representing the WOTU on @PiersMorganLive to discuss steroid use in sports. I hear those t.W.o guys have first-hand knowledge about steroid use. Static Twitter

WOTU Video starts to play.......

If......If there is such a God, thou he mighth striketh down on whom ever messes with thee children of, JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Kayla: I, I might not be the correct person to come out but I do have a quick something, I have gotta say, Yeah The Player didn't successfully do what he should of done and which was win WOTU MITB  for the IC/X-Division Championship, but never ever count The Player down and out sure his knee is back to 100 Percent, and everything but I love The Player he is the greatest WOTU Wrestler, sure he's lost his share of matches but that cause he hasn't been completely focused on what he can do inside and outside the ring,................

Crowd: Player Player Player.......................

Kayla  SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, he would thank you, so much everyone.......... but like I was about to say, talking about Rings don't think I'm a free women, The Player has showered me with gifts, of Love, Care and Rings, I love the Pink Diamond, Dark Blue Sapphire and White Pearl rings, but other then that I hope my Sweet Sweet Player comes back and destroys, whom ever is next in line for Player better watch out, he is talking to Jesus as I speak here, in front of alll of you.

(Kayla then sets the Mic down and falls to her knees, as WOTU Main Event, goes to commercial.) 

The following takes place on WOTU Main Event:

*Main Event returns from a commercial, and we see Spideynerd standing in the ring with Ali at his side. Spidey has the X-Division Championship around his waist, while Ali has the Intercontinental Championship around her waist. Spidey pulls out his mic and begins talking*

Spidey: I bet you all are wondering what Ali and I are doing on Main Event. Well, you see, we are here because we know people don't appear on this show. People have been complaining about "not having tv time", so we gave people tv time... Did they use it? Nope. A certain WOTU Champion should really start rethinking his claims before he finds his a** at the end of the unemployment line. But that's only the reason we are on Main Event, and not Raw or Smackdown. I have things I have to address, but first, Ali has a few things she'd like to say.

Ali: Thanks, puddin! Spidey has made a lot of enemies over the years, but none more sinister than the t.W.o. The question is why does the t.W.o keep calling him out? Yes, my loving husband has power, and that's something they wish they had. But they keep calling Spidey a hero, and Spidey is NOT a hero. He has been there, done that, and you people turned him into a monster. He is the way he is, because of each and every one of you. Yet, he has been telling me he wants to take down the t.W.o, meaning he'll have to take the title of hero once again should he defeat TWF_Legend at Summerslam. But you see, the war wouldn't be over, no, it would be far from over. The mystery of TWF_Legend would get exposed, but the t.W.o's greatest threat would still be basking in all of his glory... The guy Spidey truly must beat to be called a hero is Randyspeeps.

Spidey: Babe, don't mention his name... It makes me feel like I could be heroic.

Ali: Sorry puddin! Where was I? Oh, right, Ran... I mean the Orton lover. The Orton lover is the brains behind the t.W.o whether he wants to admit it or not. They can deny, deny, deny, but the truth is, the Orton lover hates TWF_Legend's guts, and once his identity is revealed, TWF_Legend will be kicked to the curb. The t.W.o doesn't need the man claiming to be a TWF Legend. The t.W.o needs a TRUE TWF Legend, they need Spidey. They know deep down inside that they'll never install complete fear within the WOTU's hearts, unless Spidey joins them, because them all will be lost for the WOTU. Spidey isn't a hero, but he won't back away from the WOTU. The WOTU is his life, his soul, his child. He will not let some renegade freaks claim he is unstable, and not fit to be in the position he is in in the WOTU. He isn't afraid of anyone, and last week he issued the challenge to the Orton lover, but he was shot down. Instead, my husband will face TWF_Legend in a match that will forever change the WOTU as we all know it. Either Spidey wins, and TWF_Legend must reveal his true self... Or Spidey loses, and both our jobs as the GM's of the WOTU are gone... The t.W.o will have won. Spidey won't be the hero you all want him to be, he'll just be some loser in your eyes.

*The crowd starts chanting "Spidey, Spidey, Spidey!", which surprises both Ali and Spidey. Ali begins to speak, but Spidey holds his hand up, signaling for her to keep quite. Spidey then raises his mic to his mouth, and speaks*

Spidey: What kind of kool-aid are you morons sipping tonight? I don't want to be your hero. I bring Chaos. I want to be the villain of this story! TWF_Legend, forget Ali standing next to me, forget this crowd... This is me talking directly to you right now. You are nothing. You are a coward, and a never was. You claim you have idea's, revolutionary idea's... Well guess what? We all know I bring Revolutions wherever I go. If it wasn't for me, Player wouldn't have found religion... Granted, the wrong religion, but he found something to believe in none the less. Now I might believe in Chaos, and think he is a complete fool for buying into a fairy tale, but I take credit for it. If it wasn't for me, the TWF would be dying day after day, just rotting away because only the Orton lover and Frieza would be attempting to keep it alive. I am the heart and soul of the WOTU, but I was also the heart and soul of the TWF. When I left, the TWF died... And that's why you hate me. That's why the t.W.o is after Corrective Chaos. They don't deny the truth, they believe in Chaos... But they hate me. Isn't that right, TWF_Legend? I'm onto you, aren't I? Go ahead and lie your sorry little a** off like you clowns do.

*The crowd pops for the speech Spidey just gave, but Spidey ignores them*

Spidey: The end isn't near like I once thought... The beginning is near. Summerslam is only the beginning of an all out war, with no end in sight. This isn't the WOTU vs. the t.W.o, it's the t.W.o vs. Spidey. I won't let people help me in my battles... But at the same time, I can't do this all on my own, because I'm no Superman. This is difficult for me, because I've been forced into the bad guy roles time and time again... But this, this is different... It's something new and fresh for me. I don't want to be the good guy, I hate good guys, because the good guys never get any where in life. But if I'm forced into the good guy role because of you guys, so be it. I just won't call myself a hero, because I'm not. People shouldn't look up to me, or view me as a role model, they'd be stupid to do so. I don't care what people say, that's what I want to believe.

*Spidey slicks his hair back, then looks down at the X-Division Championship, then at the IC Title, before regaining his focus*

Spidey: TWF_Legend, I've been dodging reality for as long as possible. You want an answer. Last week I said our match was a big question mark because you failed to show up at Money in the Bank. Trust me, I'm still mad about that, because to me, it proved you don't deserve my attention. But then Ali talked me into realizing that I have to do this. I have to, for my own sanity, start to fight the t.W.o. I can't let you guys keep going around and trying to call the shots. This is MY company, there are no higher ups. The Board of Directors? That's me and Ali. So even if you get the GM spot from me, you still answer to Ali and me. You wanted war. You wanted my blood. Well, you've got it. This is just you and me, TWF_Legend. Prove me wrong in saying that you can't fight your own battles. Tell your t.W.o amigos to stay in the back when we have our match, and I'll tell Corrective Chaos to go home early. I'm going to expose your identity to the world, TWF_Legend, win or lose at Summerslam. You woke a sleeping beast, and now you must pay the price. See you at Summerslam.

*Spidey drops the mic, and leaves the ring with Ali. Main Event comes to a close with Spidey and Ali standing on the stage, holding hands, looking out at the crowd* 

*A video plays as everyone looks on and Metal is standing in a empty hospital room*

Metal: CpR, this is a room I've been in a lot over the years I've been wrestling. You don't know much of this because I was under the power, under the belief that you didn't care about me. But no, I understood everything that happened that night when I lost my title to you.I could've just walked away and be happy to lose it to you. But then Spidey decided to use his better judgement to give me the Money in the Bank briefcase that night, only to have it taken away from me when you pinned me again. A normal man would just accept the defeat and walk away. But there's a problem to that statement.

I'm not normal.

And so, the biggest party of the summer will get bigger. Just because Spidey used his chance at the title on me, that doesn't mean I'm out just yet. This Friday night on Smackdown, I will make my return to the crowd and I hope your there as well. I want my rematch against you at Summerslam. Just me and you man. I don't think I gave you that much of a fighting chance, knowing Spidey was lurking in the back. But no more, my issues with the son of a b**** will have to be taken care of in the future.

But just know CpR, I'm gunning after you like never before. I want my title back no matter what the cost may be. If we have to decide on a match that will keep everyone away from the ring and leave it to me and you, we can do it.

I hope to see you on Smackdown.

*Video starts to buzz in and out as members of Metal's stable appear before the video cuts to black*

This FRIDAY on SMACKDOWN!, the TWF_Legend will be making a rare appearance on the B show. But TWF_Legend won't be live from the arena. The Legend, as well as the tWo, will be in Spideynerd's hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska. Why? Tune into Smackdown at 8/7 central to find out...

The tWo Official Website

Static's Appearance on Piers Morgan Live - Wednesday

*The show's intro theme kicks in and Piers Appears on his set*

Piers: My guest tonight is somebody who works in an industry that has a known history of steroid abuse and steroid-related deaths. The recent Biogenesis scandal in baseball and the recent suspension of Ryan Braun has brought the issue of steroids in sports back to the forefront.  

*A short video segment starts to play showing clips of various different athletes that have been identified as steroid users; A-Rod, Ryan Braun, Lance Armstrong, Randy Orton As the video continues, Static off-screen walks onto the set. Static has his hair gelled back and he is wearing a suit w/ white dress shirt and a red power tie. He also has a "WOTU" lapel pin on his jacket and isn't wearing his black and red contacts. So, the video ends and Piers welcome Static on to his set*

Piers: Welcome our guest for the evening, professional wrestler and recently crowned Mr. Money in the Bank for the WOTU title, Static.

*Static walks up to Piers and shakes his hand.*

Static: Thanks for having me, Piers. I'm a huge fan of your show.

*Both men sit opposite of each other at the interview table.*

Piers: You know you aren't the first wrestler we've had on this set. The Rock, Jesse Ventura, and Hulk Hogan have sat in that same chair you are sitting in.

*Static looks down at the chair he is sitting in* 

Static: It's an honor I greatly appreciate. Knowing these great wrestlers have sat in this same seat is a humbling experience to say the least.

Piers: Well, to those in the audience who don't know who you are. Tell them a little about your background. 

Static: Hello my name is StaticKornSlipX and I am a professional wrestler. I am one half of the current WOTU tag team champions with my partner, Cpman, and a two-time Intercontinental Champion. I am a member of the most polarizing stable in professional wrestling history, Corrective Chaos. I have been employed by WOTU Inc. for just over a year and I've been in the professional wrestling industry just under four years. I come from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. And my overall background in athletics includes amateur wrestling where I was four-time state champion; high school football where I was an all-state quarterback my junior and senior seasons. Also, I am 2nd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Piers: I see that you high school played football; was their ever steroid use by players on your team; including yourself?

Static: I personally, have never taken steroids in my life. So no, I wasn't using steroids in high school. Um, I did however receive pressure from my teammates to start using. Luckily, I had parents who steered me away from them. Like many high school students out there, some who may be watching right now, I was naive at that age. I thought I was invincible. Didn't have the slightest clue that steroid use and abuse was wrong for athletes. I was still at the age where my mind as well as my body were still maturing so I would say I was fortunate to have parents in my life to guide me along that right path.

Piers: Some of your teammates got into steroids. This touches the overall issue with steroids in sports. Do you think these teenagers are getting into steroids because they are getting mixed up with the wrong crowd; or choose to do it to get better, to get stronger.

Static: In all honesty, I believe it's a combination of the two. As athletes, there is always a drive to get better, to beat the competition. And getting stronger is way to do that. To impose your will on your opponent. But sometimes, high school athletes hit a wall...they feel they have peaked or aren't progressing at a pace to their liking. So they look for a shortcut or a workaround....and that's when steroids come into the picture. And that's when you'll probably end up getting drawn into the wrong crowd. 

Piers: Let's pause here and go to commercial break.

*The show comes back from commercial break, with the last commercial promoting WOTU's SummerSlam.*

Piers: Welcome back to Piers Morgan. I am here with my guest, WOTU wrestler Static. Let's delve right back into things. So Static, tell me why you think top professional athletes resort to steroids.

Static: Fame, money, or power... most of the time these three things are mutually exclusive. Look at someone like Barry Bonds, he was already a Hall of Fame player before he took steroids. But in 1998 he was overshadowed by two other players, both of which became the face of baseball and got rich because of it. So in envy of their power, fame, and money...he took steroids as well. So in essence, besting the competitions for whatever reason is why these athletes go down that path. Majority of professional athletes know it's wrong but they don't care because they'll get rewarded. And there isn't many disincentives put in place to stop it.

Piers: I want you to take a look at this before and after picture: 

Piers: What comes to mind when you look at this picture? 

Static: I see a wrestler who abused his body. He put chemicals in his body at doses that will have long term affect on his health. I've met Scott Steiner and I was somewhat surprised he was still alive. It's heartbreaking to look at this picture because the guy on the left looks innocent, almost childlike in the sense. I picture that version of Scott Steiner walking up to the other one saying, "What did you do to our body? Why, man?!?! Why?!?!"

*Static starts to choke up, tears start streaming down his face. In reaction, Piers says in a somber tone*

Piers: Let's go to commercial.

*The show goes to commercial. Okay, back from commercial and Static has regained his composure.*

Piers: We are back from commercial and Static would like to briefly discuss why he got choked up earlier.

Static: Growing up I was a huge Steiner Brothers fan so seeing what Scott did to his body got me a little emotional. I idolized him and his brother, Rick. I don't know....somehow we have to get steroids out of sports. Teach younger generations of athletes that proper nutrition, and zeor chemical supplements, are the way to go if you are looking to get into better shape.

Piers: That's an admirable request. Well, do you ever think steroids will disappear completely from professional wrestling?

Static: I've sometimes thought there was a chance to do just that....but I've come to the realization that will never happen. The WOTU is the leading wrestling promotion when it comes to steroid prevention and penalizing those who are repeat abusers. That was the main reason I signed with them over the TWF where I heard through the grapevine that most of their roster was juicing. I don't want to name names because some of the TWF's old guard is signed with the WOTU. And unfortunately, there is grumbling going on within our roster about what type of culture they may have brought over to our company.

*A graphic flashes on the screen with a list of websites and the show goes to commercial. Commercials end and the show comes back on the air. One of camera is zoomed out on the interview table. And sitting in front of Static is a folded up fabric and top of it sits a Guy Fawkes mask and the inside of it is the only part of it that is visible*

Piers: Welcome back to Piers Morgan Live. I am here with professional wrestler, Static. Well tonight's topic has been a serious one so we decided to lighten the mood for the end of the show. So tell us Static what your character is about.

Static: Yeah, in the business we like to refer to wrestlers' characters as gimmicks. So my gimmick is this enlightened man who is obsessed with blood, chaos, and fire. He is straight up evil to the masses but he is considered a god among a select few AKA the Disciples of Chaos. He wants to teach his competitors a little thing called humility. And only through hard work and besting the greatest in-ring performer of this current generation, Static, can a wrestler truly be deemed worthy of any and all accolades.

Piers: Wow, your character sounds arrogant. Haha.

Static: Hah, that's true but he can be humble at times when it involves other members of Corrective Chaos. They are a clique of individuals with huge egos but they all share a common unifying purpose; chaos.

Piers: I can see why the fans don't like you guys. So what did you bring with you tonight.

Static: Well, I had to make sure I got the greenlight from management and they said yes. So these two items are my newest mask and battle flag. Both of which haven't debuted on WOTU programming but they will both appear on Impact tomorrow night. So here is the world premier of my new flag and mask.

*Static hands the mask to Piers Morgan and Static unfurls the flag:

*Piers places the half red/half black Guy Fawkes mask on his face while Static holds up the flag in front of his body. Piers speaks with his voice muffled*

Piers: Don't forget to check out WOTU Impact Wrestling every Thursday night at 9 on Spike; WOTU Raw every Monday night at 8; and WOTU Smackdown every Friday night at 8 on Syfy. And on August 18th, live from Staples Center in Los Angeles, WOTU presents SummerSlam. Don't forget to tune into tomorrow night for an all new Piers Morgan Live.

*As the show starts to go off the air, Static goes up behind Piers and pretends to put him in a Sleeper Hold. Static whispers out...*

Static: chaos.

*The show goes off the air*

OOC: So yeah, my character is speaking mostly as himself in this promo without his gimmick attached to him. I hope you guys like it. 

Am I in the KOTR Tournament matches?