WOTU RT Presents: WWE Summerslam Roundtable Build Up Thread (8/18)

Am I in the KOTR Tournament matches?

thedude200512

Yes, everyone will be in the KotR tournament, except a select few (WOTU and TWF Championship holders and contenders, TWF_Legend, and myself). 

Spidey is clearly afraid of TWF_Legend. I've been dying to ask this, but is Ali a boy or a girl? I'm pretty sure the supposed to be she is a he. French Dynasty, I'll see you on Smackdown.#TWF_Legend>SpideyRandyspeeps Twitter

*the following takes place on WOTU Impact Wrestling.*


Legen is in the ring with a mic. Legen: "I just want to get some stuff off my chest. First off I knew I couldn't trust Jedi from day one as my tag parnter. I didnt see eye to eye with him. I though he wanted to go on the evil side and my god i was right all along. He didn't have the guts to come me in the first and just said i don't want to be parnters with you in the first place. You know what that is just fine with me because at Summerslam I am going to destory him and beat him down to a bloody mess. Its not going to a pretty sight to watch. Jedi when this is all said and done you will need to get help because you wont be able to walk after this match.

Jedi comes on the tv screen.

Jedi: "you are going to beat ME?ha, i don't think so. you see Legen, i talked to your Sister again. she said you had a younger brother and you two used to wrestle as kids. you see you both wanted to get into Wrestling so you would wrestle each other for fun. seems you got your ass kicked by your brother a lot as a kid. your brother decided to take a different route and he became a Doctor while you became a wrestler. you see you found a trainer, a guy who trained you to become the loser you are right now, you see i met your Trainer this past Tuesday here in Iowa, he was visiting me when i got his name from your Sister. we had a nice little talk about your training and he told me you had a lot of issues climbing the turnbuckle. you were afraid of heights. you still are afraid of heights and you are afraid of me. you are afraid of the evil i have become and i can see the fear in your eyes. you know you can't beat me. when we first met we had a match against each other and i won that match. when we were a team, i had to carry our matches. we all know i was better then you. at Summerslam, i will beat you in the ring."

Legen then looks at the Jumbotron. he is pissed.

Legen: "Jedi, you leave my Sister and my Family alone. i don't want you around them at all...."before Legen can finish, we see Legen's Sister come in and Kiss Jedi on the cheek. Legen is really pissed. Legen then storms out the ring as he lays the mic down in the ring. Legen is about to leave when Jedi speaks again.

Jedi: "Legen, think about this, we all know you want me at 100%. so just go take a shower, cool off and i will be at Smackdown! tomorrow night. oh and Legen, i get to meet your parents next week and i invited them to RAW. so i hope you are there as well. it will be a Family Reunion. i hope you enjoy it, i know i will." the screen cuts out as Legen gets really pissed. Legen heads back to the Locker Room as WOTU Impact Wrestling gets ready for the next match.*

@Randyspeeps, I am a woman. Since you weren't around when I debuted, you probably don't know my full name. It is Alison Chinoclothe, but I go by Ali Chino because, well, you are a smart man, surely you know what an Alichino is. I won't buy your silly little games, and neither will Spidey. Once he hands @TWF_Legend what is coming to him, Spidey will have his eyes set on you, and he'll make you pay for making fun of his loving wife. #SpeepsIsDelusional AliChino Twitter

Impact Promo

*Static pours out of Corrective Chaos' locker room wearing his trenchcoat garb and his new black/red Guy Fawkes mask. The Impact crowd reacts with a mix of cheers and boos after his sudden appearance. Static makes his journey down the backstage hallway toward the ring. As he turns around a corner someone taps him on the shoulder. Static stops and slides his mask up off his face. Static turns and sees the person lurking in the shadows of a darkened hallway leading to a separate area of the arena. The camera tries to zoom in on his face but it is too dark to make out the shadowy figure. However, Static can see him clearly.*

Static: Hey man, what's up?

*The man in the shadows replies with a distorted voice.*

Man: I've got some helpful information you might find useful for yourself and Corrective Chaos.

*The man extends his arm out of the shadow and into the lighted portion of hallway with a notebook. Static takes the notebook out of his hand and starts to look through it.*

Static: ...hmm, this is definitely useful information.

*Static closes the notebook and shakes the man's hand. The man leaves the dark shadowy hallway while Static turns and continues back along his original path. As he moves further along down the hall, he turns and heads to the GM's office. He knocks on the door and Spidey answers.*

Spidey: Hey, Static. What is it?

Static: You need to look at this.

*Spidey glances at a few pages of the notebook and then looks back up at Static.*

Spidey: Thanks for this. Now head on to the ring, your opponent is already out there.*

*Static heads to the ring...5 minutes later, Static is standing on the top of a turnbuckle and he's about to hit Shoe_Crap with his finisher Enlightning.*

Static: Enlightning never strikes twice!!!

*Static jumps off the turnbuckle and hits Shoe with his finisher, a shooting star press, and covers Shoe for the pin.*

Ref: 1, 2, *briefly pauses* 3!!!

Hemme: And here is your winner, Static!!!

*Static rolls to his feet and moves to pose on the same tunbuckle as Impact goes to commercial.* 

Am I in the KOTR Tournament matches?

thedude200512

OOC: Joe is looking for an opponent for a small feud as well. Since everyone except a certain few are in the tourny, all you need is an opponent. Two plus two is four, know what I'm sayin'?

BIC:

People have been saying that I got injuried by the Masked President on Monday. I won't be able to appear on Smackdown due to final tests by medical staff, but to turn a phrase from Randy Orton, "I'm fine". On Monday Night Raw, The President is going to see how fine I really am. #CHAOS!!!

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Am I in the KOTR Tournament matches?

Crulex1369

OOC: Joe is looking for an opponent for a small feud as well. Since everyone except a certain few are in the tourny, all you need is an opponent. Two plus two is four, know what I'm sayin'?

If you need an opponent, I am available.  

been an interesting week. first i reclaim the Hardcore Title, then Legen's Sister is interested in me and next week on RAW i get to meet the Family. RAW will be very interesting. hope you enjoy the Legen, i know i will. yourdirtysecretswillberevealedJediKnight Twitter

Smackdown Promo

*Smackdown returns from commercial for the final time with Ali and Spidey hopping in a golf cart outside the arena and driving across a six-lane high with no traffic because the road is blocked off for the event. As they pull up to the seawall across the street, a boat with its lights on is seen a half-mile out in the bay. As they drive up to the seawall, Static is sitting on the wall in the lotus position, wearing his trademark Buddhist monk robes and his Guy Fawkes placed on the back of his head. Suddenly, Ali does a quick honk of the golf cart's horn; Static reacts slowly by opening his eyes, a sign he wasn't startled, and then rising to his feet. Ali drives off the road up onto the seawall and parks the custom black & purple colored golf cart with Spidey logo'd spinner wheels. The couple hop off and walk over to where Static is standing.*

Ali: Why are we out here, Static?

Static: I would love to but Spidey should be the one to tell you instead. He put this plan in place

*Static turns averts his attention bay and looks out at the boat in the distance coming further into the bay. In turn, Ali ,while holding Spidey's hand, looks up at Spidey's face.*

Ali: Puddin', why does Static need us out here tonight?

Spidey: Remember that notebook we received yesterday? Well, it had some information that was quite convenient for us to use here tonight. Rather than telling you what we have planned...let me show you. Hey, Static do you have those binoculars you were using earlier.

Static: Here you go

*Static hands Spidey a a pair of binoculars he had sitting beside him when he was meditating. Spidey takes them and hands them to Ali.*

Spidey: Ali, see that boat out there.

Ali: Yeah, I do. What's it doing out there?

Spidey: Just wait...you'll see.

*Spidey lets out a half chuckle with a sly grin. The camera turns its attention back to Static who spots a huge flag waving in the distance. As the boat moves in closer the flaq becomes crystal clear. It is Corrective Chaos' own version of the Jolly Rogers:*

* 

*The boat becomes larger and larger. Now it is apparent, the boat is in face a 3-story yacht. looks similar to this:

*The camera zooms in on the boat as it anchors 200 to 300 ft offshore. Suddenly, the camera pans across the boat, a masked figure climbs to the tanning deck (roof) of the boat. It's Jedi and he is wearing his custom Guy Fawkes mask. He slides it up off his face and yells to shore.*

Jedi: Land ho!!!! I am the captain of this mighty fine vessel called the "Spirt of St. Louis" and I have commandeered it in the name of Corrective Chaos. 

*Static yells out in reply.* 

Static: Did the previous owner name it that?

Jedi: Yes sir, he did. A guy that goes by the name Speeps wasn't very creative in the naming process.

*Spidey yells out to Jedi next.*

Spidey: Have you made the necessary preparations?

Jedi: Everything is set.

*Spidey takes that as his cue and he steps up to edge of the water and dips his foot in but his foot doesn't create a splash. He slowly place is other foot in and briefly he stand there. Static slowly sits back down in the lotus position to meditate while Ali looks on in amazement at what Spidey is about to attempt. Slowly, Spidey starts to walk on top of the water.*

Cole: Holy cow!! Is he really walking on water?!?!

JBL: Spidey isn't a mere mortal!! He's a God!!

*Spidey starts to walk further out into the bay but he stops half between the shore and the yacht. He turns and faces back to shore with the yacht and the Corrective Chaos pirate flag whipping in the wind behind him. Spidey slowly raises his arms in the air like a preacher.*

Spidey: Bear witness to the fact that I am the second person in history to walk on water. Or the first depending on what you do or don't believe in. This is what absolute power looks like!! And none of you will ever know what this type of power feels like!!

*Spidey in anger, rips off his robe and lets it sink to sea floor below him.*

Spidey: This is the message to the tWo, we know your every move!! Unfortunately for you, all my loved ones have been moved safely from my hometown so if you thought of harming them...think again!! This war starts on my terms!!

*Spidey slowly raises is right hand up above his head. He lifts up his index finger and sparks start to shoot from it. At this moment, Static rises to his feet and tosses his mask to the side. Static quickly rubs his hands together in front of him and then his hands move at a pace where it's difficult to see his hands*

Static: Chao Ab Ordo!!! Chao Ab Ordo!! Ignis!!

*Static quickly clinches his right hand and throws something towards Spidey. Like a bullet it speeds toward Spidey's hand, it hits the sparks and shoots into the boat. Boom, the boat explodes instantaneously.*

Cole: Jedi was on there!! My god!!

*As ferocious flames from Speeps' yacht shoot up into the night sky, Spidey starts to walk back to shore with a menacing yet joyous look on his face. Quickly a slow motion replay pops up on the screen. It shows Static throwing a red fireball and the sparks from Spidey's hands acting like an instant fuse for the fireball as it plows into the boat.*

JBL: Wow, what did we just witness?

Cole: Just some lame parlor tricks.

*At that moment, Jedi comes speeding around from the behind the boat driving a jetski. He makes a beelines to the shore. As he rocket towards it he bails from the jetski and launches it across the road and into the parking lot and it smashes into the Atheos bus. Jedi dusts himself off and walks over towards Static and Ali. Spidey makes it back to shore and the group nonchalantly pile into the golf cart; Static and Jedi hanging on the back of it. They drive and the last image of the evening is the flames of the yacht billowing up into the sky. 

*The following takes place during the opening hour of RAW!  "Wolfpunk" hits and Goldenagenick walks out to mixed reactions.  He is wearing a blazer with a tWo shirt under it and smiles and waves at the crowd as he enters the ring.*

Nick:  Did you miss me?

*Boos rain down heavily.*

Nick:  Yes folks the best heel in the business is back to your televisions.  I've been on vacation for the past week and I got a well deserved break from wrestling.  Last time I was here I caused a bit of a ripple attacking Static and CP so I'd like to explain my actions.  I thought it'd be great to do it in shoot style!  Hopefully every person in the back is ready to be put on blast!

*Nick sits down indian style like CM Punk did during his shoot.*

Nick:  Lets start with what happened last time I was on television.  I went out to retire from the WOTU and try my hand at the indies and Japan.  Frankly I felt the competition couldn't match up to my skill level.  I buried the elemental demon.  Sure there were plenty of offers but nobody really felt like a threat.  My bags were packed, my family was waiting for me, and a taxi was running outside the building.  I was truly ready to leave this god forsaken company...then CP interrupts me...

Anyone who knows Goldenagenick knows that he does not appreciate being cut off.  Especially by some burnt out champion.  You heard me CP, you're burnt out as burnt out can be.   You claim to be a man of the people restrained by the evils that hold the WOTU's power but here I am, Goldenagenick, a member of the most hated stable in WOTU history sitting in YOUR ring talking to YOUR fans and taking up YOUR company's TV time.  You shouldn't lie to these people.  Wrestling fans are idiots, but they catch on eventually.  You don't care about a single damn kid wearing your shirt tonight.  Now we are weeks before Summerslam and you don't even have a competitor.  What a sad life you must live if you think you're actually entertaining or credible as a champion.

Cole:  Heavy words from Nick!

JBL:  Sounds like a challenge to me!

Nick:  Speaking of credibility...Corrective Chaos has officially declared war on the tWo.  I've already beat Spidey and Crulex in my short stint here so I can already check off the two biggest threats that Chaos has to offer.  I can look past all the former accolades and look at the future though.  Static is the true demon I want to defeat.  He has been a thorn in my side since I came here and I'm tired of his act.  He goes on Piers Morgan or whatever the hell day-time TV show he went on to talk about steriods in professional wrestling.  I'm okay with that because he can do whatever the hell he wants in his free time but then he blames the TWF for bringing in the steriods to this company?  That's a personal attack on me, the tWo, and every TWF member in the back that's ever worked for the best wrestling company in the world.  You're nothing but a coward who hides behind words.  I'm out here tonight because two men have really irked me.  Cp and Static.  I want you both.  That's why tonight I'm calling you both out.  CP, I want to face you for that WOTU Championship.  Static, I want you to announce the cashing in of that briefcase or just get approval from Spidey to be in the title match, I don't care.  At Summerslam I want Static vs CP vs Nick.  At the end of this night I WILL be out here.  If you two respond or don't I will be back.  Until then...

*Nick slides out of the ring and walks out to "Wolfpunk".* 

*As Monday Night Raw begins, the video intro plays while "Tonight is the Night" hits and the camera opens up to a roaring crowd that buzzes as the pyro show lights up the stage.*

Cole: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the longest running episodic television show in history, this is Monday Night Raw!

King: And tonight we're sure to see some fireworks as the heated rivalry between tWo's forces, Corrective Chaos's monsters and WOTU's best continue to fight for momentum heading into the biggest party of the summer, Summerslam!

Cole: That's right, and--

*Just before Cole can continue, the tune of "Light'em Up" by Fall Out Boy starts up and the General Manager of WOTU comes out with Ali Chino by his side, both holding the X-Division and Intercontinental championship respectively. The fans give him a decently mixed reaction, still hating him and yet still pulling for him in his current battle for the WOTU. Spidey slides into the ring and helps Ali in as the fans start to settle.*

Cole: Well, looks like we're opening up the night with the General Manager of WOTU!

King: Yeah, but he has taken a serious risk lately. He actually agreed to the steep and deadly terms of the challenge put forth to him by the mysterious TWF Legend.

Cole: You're right. For Spidey, it's Win, and TWF Legend will unmask and show the world who has been behind the tWo all along. Lose, and the WOTU will be lost to the tWo. This may be the biggest match the WOTU will see in quite some time.

King: Yeah, but Spidey is one of the WOTU's biggest powerhouses and TWF has shown us nothing.

Cole: Do you think that might be by design? To catch Spidey off guard by hiding his true strength?

King: I won't drink the tWo kool-aid yet, but they have had plenty of tricks up their sleeves, so I won't put it past the shadowed leader to pull something that devious.

Spidey: For the past few months, I've had a thorn just dig into me over and over and over again. Lately, that pain has become so unbearable, that I have had to take a chance on my position in the WOTU. But I am the General Manager of WOTU! I am not some hero that is out to save any of you from the tWo! In fact, the thing about thorns is that you only have to pull the little prick out of it's hiding place and throw it away like a piece of trash, and that's what I'm going to do to TWF Legend come Summerslam!

Ali: That's right puddin'! TWF Legend is only hiding behind his mask because he knows that he'd be outshined by his little friends if he showed his face. Well guess what? You ain't no Legend, you're a fraud and in a few weeks everyone will see it for themselves!

Spidey: I said it last week, and I'll say it one more time, because I know that the pathetic Orton lover, that masked moron and the rest of the goof troop have a hard time understanding simple phrases, but at Summerslam, I won't need Corrective Chaos to fight my battle for me. I never have and I never will. This may be a war between me and tWo, but I will strike the critical blow to you all that will send you into a tailspin from which you will never recover! First, I'm going to expose you, and then I'm going to kill you. And when the carcasses of the tWo are laid out in front of me, that will be a glorious picture, won't it? Laid out in front of me, bowing to Spidey for eternity! You hear me? You will bow to Spidey!

*The crowd cheers for Spidiey, still seeming to throw him and Ali off a little in a "man these folks are stupid" sort of way, but then the crowd starts to boo. At first, Ali and Spidey look at each other in a "this is more like it" way, but Spidey sees on the ramp a figure in a Nixion Mask. The fans boo as they see the Masked President pull out something that looks like a security baton from his coat and point at Spidey. Ali heads to the corner while Spidey gears up for a fight, calling for the Masked President to get into the ring. The Masked Man does so and just as he swings at Spidey, the lights go out and a gong hits. When the lights come back on, Jedi, Static and Crulex are all in the ring with a grip on the Masked President!*

Spidey: Well, well, well, look who it is! Our little ambusher running around. Looks like you just went and tried to go to the well one too many times. Gentlemen, it appears we don't have to wait until Summerslam for me to unmask a loser. Let's find out who this is.......

*Spidey reaches into unmask the President, but the Masked Man kicks his legs backwards like a donkey and catches Jedi in the nuts and Static in the gut, forcing them to let go. The Man arm drags Crulex and slips out of the ring before Spidey or Ali can lunge at him and grab his mask. The man scurries up the ramp and wiggles his fingers in his ears, pointing and taunting Corrective Chaos for managing his Dolph Ziggler-like escape. Crulex up and grabs a mic while Corrective Chaos collects themselves and points back at the Masked Man.*

Crulex: That's it! I've had it with you! Spidey just gave me a great idea. At Summerslam, there will be not one, but two unmaskings! At Summerslam, I challenge you to a match as part of the King of the Ring tournament! You and Me, one on one! I am sick of being the loser. Sick of being the fool. So you know what? THIS MEANS WAR! Against you, tWo, the WOTU who challenges us, everyone! At Summerslam, I'm going to impeach your *ss, beat you down, unmask you, and then everyone will bow down to your General Manager Spidey and your new King of the Ring, Crulex! All hail, or all to hell!

*Crulex throws the mic down and the Masked President looks around before nodding and doing Crulex's throat slash taunt, his causes Crulex to sneer at the man. The Masked President ghost crowns his head to signify his confidence for winning King of the Ring and heads to the back as Corrective Chaos talk in the ring about what is going to happen next.*

King: Well, it looks like Crulex just challenged the Masked Man to a match at Summerslam and got it!

Cole: Not only do the two of them have a chance to beat on each other, but they are both in the running for King of the Ring!

King: I never thought I'd see a King of the Ring match where the two wrestlers wanted to hurt each other more than move on in the tournament, but here it is!

Cole: Crulex seems heated up and wants more than anything to break his losing streak, but he doesn't even know who he's facing! This might come back to haunt him.

King: Spidey and Crulex are both facing the nameless and the faceless, and both men have everything to lose and little to gain! Summerslam is shaping up to be either Corrective Chaos's finest hour or last stand. And for the WOTU's sake, I hope the lesser evil wins.

*commercial.*

I hate to burst the bubble of one GoldenAgeNick, but you can't always get what you want. The WOTU Championship match is already set it stone, and he is no where near the match. Static isn't either for that matter. Spidey and I gave Nick the opportunity to find a partner and take on the TEAM of Static and his partner for the Tag Titles. Nick twisted that into him getting a WOTU Championship match. Obviously he can't listen to anything if his life depended on it. Also, he has yet to beat Spidey, regardless of what he likes to think. Spidey PINNED HIM, then blasted his tag team partner with a Chair and let Twist pin Spidey's partner. The match was an Elimination match, Nick got pinned, and Spidey eliminated himself after eliminating Nick. Nick has his head so far up the a** of the t.W.o that he allows them to blind him from reality. Soon the t.W.o will face reality. #RealityCheckAliChino Twitter

Spidey is the one that needs the reality check.  I beat him.  He fabricates these great tales like his story conjured about the Briefcase.  I know what I saw.  I see Spidey, a man in power that's doing everything he can to cover up all his faults as they spill onto the canvas.  You're nothing but a loser and I demand to be put into this title match or you'll have to bring security to your own shows.  

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I'll be on Raw later tonight to address some things. I've seen what's been said; what's been tweeted... Static Twitter

i will be on RAW tonight. Legen, your Family is here and so id your sister. Crulex, beat the crap out of the Masked President, no one kicks me in the nuts and gets away with it. #fearismynameJediKnight Twitter

*Raw returns from commerical. "My Time" is played. Randyspeeps steps out from the behind the curtain with a slight limp, and he doesnt have the TWF Championship. He has on jeans, white blazer, and the black tWo t-shirt underneath. He has his signature tWo glasses as he makes his way down the ramp. Before getting all the way down the ramp, Speeps stops and motions to the back.

"I walk alone" hit and Batista steps out in a suit and with the TWF Championship over his shoulder.

*Batista gives the title to Speeps and both men walk down the ramp to the ring.*

Cole: Oh my! That's Batista!

JBL: Business is picking up here tonight.

King: The last time we saw Randyspeeps, he was laid out in the back, and the TWF Championship went missing.

Cole: It looks like Speeps went out and got himself some help.

JBL: Not just any help. An angry animal.

Randyspeeps: It is I, Randyspeeps

*WOTU universe boo's.*

Batista: Sit down and shut up!

*WOTU univers boo's louder.*

Randyspeeps: Easy Batista. Easy. These people aren't that bright. It's a WOTU crowd remember?

Batista: LOL

JBL: Did Batista just say LOL?

Cole: He's been saying LOL since his days in the TWF with the great Enervator.

Randyspeeps: As you all know, I Randyspeeps is a very well connected man. I decided it was time for me to beef up my security. And what better way than to get my own personal body guard. BATISTA!

*Crowd boo's*

Batista: That's me. I'm Batista. GRRR!

Cole: Did he seriously just growl? 

Randyspeeps: As many of you followers of the good ole TWF days, you know Batista managed TWF hall of famer and legend, and executive at Ortonism INC. ENERVATOR!

*Crowd boo's*

Randyspeeps: Last week, I was assaulted, and had my TWF championship stolen. Therefore I hired Batista to 1) Get my TWF Championship back and 2) Protect my every move. Batista, why don't you tell them how you got my TWF Championship back?

Batista: A fat 15 year old kid had it, and I Batista bombed his ass.

Randyspeeps: Batista at his finest. Now, French Dynasty, you crossed the line. Last week you decided that you were going to get a little too close to my WIFE. You see Frenchy, this stuff was all nice and fun. I was entertaining myself, but last week, you took things to another level. 

*Fans cheer*

Randyspeeps: Frenchy, I get it. I understand it. You're jealous of my success. And you're mad because you were a disappointment to your wife. But that's not my fault. And at Summerslam, I've decided to give you another shot at my TWF Championship, just so I can embarras you once again. And in the honor of my wife, I'm going to make sure this time, you don't walk out of the ring. I'm going to make sure you're carried out on a stretcher!

Cole: Strong words from the champ!

Randyspeeps: Now, just to prove my superior record over the french, I've decided to invite two well - known frenchmen to have  a nice tag team match with me and the animal BATISTA!

"La Reistance hits" 

JBL: Not these two clowns.

Cole: Oh my it's La Resistance

King: Rene Dupree and Sylvan Grenier. I'm shocked to see they're still alive.

*"La Resistance" enters the ring with a French Flag. They enter the ring and take their spot in the match. Batista starts of the match with Rene Dupree. Batista and Dupree lock up.*

Cole: Don't you think this is a little unfair?

JBL: Nothing unfair about it. French Dynasty is french, and these two clowns are french. Their all the same.

King: That wasn't racist at all.

JBL: Thanks. 

*Batista gains the upperhand and Batista bombs Dupree out of nowhere.*

Cole: Batista bomb!

*Batista drags Dupree over to Sylvan. Sylvan is tagged in and he looks scared. Batista drags him in the ring and gives him a Batista bomb. Batista is taunting the crowd. Batista tags in Randyspeeps. Speeps gets in the ring and delivers a thunderous punt to the skull of Sylvan. Speeps goes to cover Sylvan. 1...2....3!*

Justin Roberts: The winner of this match, Randyspeeps and BAAAAAAATIIIISTA!

*Batista exits the ring. He lifts up the apron and pulls out a robe and a wig. Batista enters the ring and places it on Speeps.*

Cole: What is this?

JBL: He looks great!

Randyspeeps: From this day foward, every French man woman and child will look up to me. I will be known as the man that rid them of their disgraceful son, French Dynasty. Today, I arise a saviour of the French. I am reborn as your French King. I am Sauveur Francais Randyspeeps.

*Batista waves the French flag as Raw cuts to commerical*

(Alter Bridge- Metalingus hits and i enter the arena to a strong reaction. seemingly all smiles

Me (lately you guys,  i find my crusade against all things stupid in the WOTU to be going off without a hitch. i mean lets recap shall we. Stephanie Mcmahon  fits an example of an air headed wanna be princess  who was born into fame and fortune shes the kind of person who  ends up in glossy magazines and not a single thought other than money  runs through her head.

shes the ideal catch if your idea of a good time is a woman in an expensive suit a fancy bottle of champagne and nothing between the ears

 shoe crap is MIA for the time being so i already crossed him off the list

thankfully kelly hasnt been screeching into the microphone about whatever she wants lately either so i scratched her off the list too

ali chinos been alot less annoying lately so she gets a pardon for the time being

The TWO are landmarks of the list so they stay of course. TWF legend is still rambling on like an old bitter drunk about the WOTU

 which brings me right into what randyspeeps did earlier he brought in the animal Batista! (Loud boos) thats right he brought this guy in as his head of security now but thequestion is does batista even know what that means? we're gonna try something new tonight its now story time with The French Sensation! back when batista was just your average college punk his parents had to cut his allowance short

now batista still couldnt really understand this but he knew it meant less dollars to buy weed and roids with so like any typical college kid who has to get a job he panicked. luckily for him there was a burger king right down the street. but whenever batistas  buddies would ask him whats his iq hed always respond

I imitate Batistas voice (Seventy six, motherfvcker!!

and hed brag about that all day like it was a good thing. but with an IQ sub 80 batista was only qualiified to wash dishes but burger king switched to plastic which means mr batista became what he bragged to everyone about  being a "Hygiene Technician" in other words a janitor till he got fired for jamming 3 toilets even worse by using the wrong end of the plunger...

so yes like you said earlier batista out loud "LOL" in fact i "LOLED"at you trying to switch your damn mic on

now onto randy, i saw what you did earlier and you shamed France by even mentioning it, i'm getting tired of you disrespecting where i come from

 France is what i fight for and you mock it and not just me but men like the late Andre' the Giant, he came from France and you disrespect it? thats some shameless BS and im-------

(im cut off mid sentence as batista out of nowhere from behind levels me with a spinebuster and then a huge Batista Bomb!

Batista (Make fun now!

(Crowd boos as he screams down at me some more and it goes to commercial

The following Video aired during WOTU Raw:

*The titantron kicks on and we see Spidey in front of a grass field. Ali isn't at his side, but it quickly become apparently she is holding the camera. Spidey begins talking right away*

Spidey: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I know what you are thinking, "Spidey, we just saw you at the start of Raw, surely you couldn't have gone too far between now and then... So where are you?". Well, I'm still in Texas... Just not in Laredo. Let's just say I took a flight because where I am is about a seven hour drive north from Laredo. I'm in a town that I bet no one has heard of, so I won't bore you with that name... I will say this though, it shares the name with a community college in Fremont, Nebraska, and that's sort of what attracted me to it. Why this dump though? Well, I just thought I'd do something different. There is literally no reason whatsoever for me to be in this town. I'm not here to speak to a renegade's family members, or anything like that... Because that would be stupid, right? Right.

*Spidey takes a moment to slick his hair back before going on*

Spidey: TWF_Legend, I'm in Texas, and you are in Nebraska as far as I know. We have two states between us. If you honestly think going to Lincoln, Nebraska is going to bother me... It isn't. I've let Nebraska go. I belong to the WOTU now, and as far as I'm concerned, the WOTU is my home, and I've lived no where else but wherever the WOTU takes me. My family, I moved them for their safety. My friends... Well, it isn't a secret that I don't have any friends. I was a loner in high school, but in the WOTU I am their savior. I have more respect for me now than I ever have. Let's be honest, TWF_Legend, you are just like me. You were a loner in high school... But the problem is you still are a loner. You don't embrace anything. Even with you being apart of the t.W.o, the truth is you know they don't like you. I'm about to say something that is going to shock not just you, not just me, but the whole WOTU universe as well.

*Spidey takes a deep breathe, and speaks again*

Spidey: TWF_Legend, I've come to realize that even with all the hate between us, I respect and admire your work. It's amazing that someone so alone can put that anger and hate for life into something so... Well, hateful, so I guess it makes sense. I said it earlier, and I'll say it again... You and I are a lot alike. The only difference is I've come to embrace my inner nerd, my inner loser, and you just let it bottle up inside of you. So while you roam around Lincoln doing whatever it is you are doing, ask yourself do you really like what you've become? I'm no superman, but I am the savior this company deserves.

*Spidey smirks, and signals for Ali to cut the feed, but quickly remembers something and stops her*

Spidey: I almost forgot in all my excitement that I purchased something earlier today. You see, the Orton lover created a little company called Ortonism INC., but they weren't too happy over the fact that the Orton lover jumped right into the t.W.O, and didn't build an Ortonism in the WOTU. That isn't what they signed up for, so they gave me a call. Weird, I know, but it's true, I have proof. Regardless of what anyone tries to tell you, or show you... Ortonism INC. is now property of Spidey Corp International, I'm working on the name. From here on out, if the Orton lover brings up Ortonism, Ortonism INC., or anyting else related to Ortonism and Ortonism INC., he must pay a hefty fine to yours truly. NO ONE CLAIMS MY WIFE ISN'T A WOMAN!

*Spidey is visibly angry, but clams himself down, before speaking one last time*

Spidey: This message was brought to you by the new WOTU Energy Drink, Ortonism Resurgentium... Please drink responsibly.

*Spidey winks, as this logo appears on the screen . The video then fades to black, and Raw cuts to a commercial*

Raw Promo

*Raw returns from commercial during the final hour of the show and Clubbed to Death hits and Static gets a loud pop of boos and cheers. Static quickly marches toward the ring in his trenchcoat attire and carrying his MITB briefcase and not wearing his tag team title belt.*

Cole: Static is sure in a hurry to get to the ring.

King: He looks a little mad. 

Cole: Yeah, he tweeted earlier during the show after Nick's promos and we can assume he saw the brief Twitter spat between Ali and Nick.

*Static climbs into the ring, drops his briefcase in the center of it, grabs a mic and hops up on a corner turnbuckle.*

Static: My my, where do I begin. Well, let's start with Goldenagenick. Nick, I'm sick of seeing your smug face out here demanding title shots! So why don't you shut your f*cking mouth and move to the back of the line before I decide to go back their and beat the smugness out of you! The TWF is dead, man. It's over, you don't have anywhere to run back to when you leave here. You can go to Japan or try the Indy route but your style of wrestling doesn't fit in those places. You'll flounder in those setting because the best in the biz work here; the best in the biz are part of Corrective Chaos. We make you look great even though that thick skull of yours tells you different. Man, you took the easy route to get where you are. I won't mince words when I say this...you're fraud, a cheat...Lance Armstrong wouldn't want to be in the same room with a guy like yourself.

*Static drops the mic as the pro-WOTU crowd pops at his dig of Nick. As the cheers continue, Static holds up his hands beside his head and flips off the fans behind him. Quickly these cheers turn into boos. Static hops off the turnbuckle and picks up the mic and moves to the opposite turnbuckle and sits on top of it. He waits for the booing to die down before he starts up again.*

Static: You see the Money in the Bank briefcase right there in the center of my sanctuary. Some of you may say that's my ticket to the front of the line for a WOTU title shot. Some of you may say that briefcase is just the placeholder for the WOTU title. I earned that briefcase, Shoe_Crap didn't give me his; and Crulex didn't give me his. All I know is I'm in the title picture. You can put Metal, Cpman, or whoever you else want in that picture but when push comes to shove; I'll be photobombing that picture real soon. Only one thing is set in stone, you will see me ruin someone's joyous moment....

*Static slides down off the turnbuckle and land in the corner and sits their like Raven and Static lets his hair fall in front of his face. The crowd pops at the idea that Static might cash in at Summerslam.*

Static: In war, there are always warriors willing to be villainous; unmerciful in their wicked deeds. I am the epitome of that type of warrior. You want blood? I'll deliver blood. You want fire? I'll deliver fire. You want chaos? I'll deliver chaos. You fools are looking at THE face of Corrective Chaos. Speeps and Nick, you are looking at the biggest threat in the WOTU today!!! Metal and Cpman, I'm the menace looking in your title match!!! Player and Gamer, when you hear thunder; that means you've been struck by Enlightning!!!

*Static hops up on his feet; climbs the turnbuckle and looks out at the crowd around the arena as they pop at Static's tirade.*

Static: Spidey, you chose me!!! I was your first choice in this stable!! Remember you aren't the only one who is going toe to toe with the t.W.o. You said it yourself, you aren't no superman!! You can't leave your best weapon on the sideline in this war!!! You can't go at it alone because you will lose!!! You put us all in jeopardy with selfish attempt to defeat the t.W.o on your own!!! SO NO MORE HOLDING ME BACK!!! You want to be a savior? Well, a savior needs his followers to follow him to battle and I won't let you be a sacrificial lamb for this company. If you don't let us in on this war then I'll have to create a splinter group and save you from yourself!!!

*Static tosses the mic into the crowd in frustration and the crowd erupts with thunderous cheers. As the cheers continue, Static sits down atop the turnbuckle. Looking out to the crowd, his frustration turns to sorrow. He puts his face into his palms and shakes his head in regret*

Cole: What has Static done?? This will surely make Spidey upset....luckily for Static, he isn't in the building at the moment.

King: Static has clearly lost his marbles out here tonight.

JBL: No he hasn't King!! He knows what's best for Corrective Chaos. That Money in the Bank briefcase proves this guy knows how to wage war. He's a numbers guy; an apt strategist and a keen opportunist. Spidey needs Static and the rest of Corrective Chaos in this war against the t.W.o.

*Raw goes to commercial as Static scratches at both eyes a few times and uncovers; to see if he is dreaming and this moment didn't happen.* 

What a bunch of fools. Arguing facts as if you ever had a clue. It depresses me to see where you all stand. But where am I standing? Why, right in a little town known as Richmond. Why? Well, you shall find out on Friday Night Smackdown when I make my return after my mandatory week long union issued overseas wrestling tour. Needless to say, it will be fun.......for me. #Turnuptheheat. FriezaisthelordTwitter

OOC: Between a little off time with family in Florida and trying to come up with SOMETHING to post about, I finally have a plan. We'll see how this works out.

Cole:  Nick does not look happy.

JBL:  Wouldn't you be?!  GM Spidey totally denied his chance at gold!   

King:  Yeah well we should be in for a good rant right about now.

Nick:  Cut my damn music.  Spidey, I don't know where you get off trying to push your weight around but the way you handled this situation pisses me off.  I = ratings.  You go ahead and put anytime you want against your terrible champion CP because they won't bring the buyrates I bring.  I am the epitome of what professional wrestling is.  I come from a culture where wrestling isn't a dirty word.  I embrace it because I'm damn good at it.  You are all about entertainment though.  You want to be the ball buster, the Vincent McMahon of your company.  Well guess what?  We're weeks into the build to Summerslam and you don't have your top championship billed yet.  You're sinking this company more than the tWo ever could.  When TWF_Legend takes you out in the grandest stage of the Summer I'll be there.  I'll laugh as you try to act like it wasn't a big deal on the following Monday and twist words around to keep being General Manager.  Because that's what you do Spidey.  You have built an empire out of screwing people over and trying to mask your faults but that's the exact reason the tWo will NEVER be afraid of you.  We know what the others in the back don't:  you can weasel your way to every title you want but you can't politic your way into greatness.  

*Nick is fuming at this point.  He kicks the ring ropes as the crowd chant "C!  P!" looking for their WOTU Champion.*

Nick:  Ha...you really think  HE'D come and speak for you?  Let me fill you on a little secret that you don't want to hear:  I am your voice.  I'm the one that comes out here and will stick my nose into the largest beasts in this industry just to prove that they'll all fall to the tWo.  CP hasn't even been here since this whole fiasco and I honestly haven't even seen him in the back since I whacked him with a chair.  He slipped by on fluke wins against nobodys to claim a title that's quickly going to the shitter.  Everyone is realizing what the real prize of the WOTU is:  the TWF Championship held by my dear friend, Randyspeeps.  

*The crowd vehemently boos at the mention of Speeps' name.*

Nick:  You see while your "top dog" is out doing whatever he thinks is more important than going to work, Speeps is captivating you all.  He's your unofficial "lockerroom leader".  Soon the TWF Championship will turn out to be the biggest prize in the business and that's all thanks to Speeps.  As much as I'd love to talk all about all day about my friend...I have to announce my plans for Summerslam don't I?  I'd like nothing more than to bash Spidey's brains in with any blunt object I could find...but that's what TWF_Legend is going to do....I could've put on one hell of a match with CP and Static with the greatest PPV ending in WOTU history:  a TWF sweep with Speeps and I holding the two biggest titles at the end of the night...Hell I could've attacked Jedi or LegenKiller or any of the other scrubs who think they can even be mentioned in the same breath as the tWo...or I could look into Spidey's words and put them to my adavantage.

Cole:  What is he talking about?

Nick:  You see ladies and gentlemen, I'm good at what I do.  Really good.  Since coming here I've been the most hated man in the world if not only succeeded by Speeps himself.  You all want to see me fall.  Well many have been waiting for that fall for a loooong time.  I've had many slips, some that I thought were going to end me.  But Summerslam is not where I quit.  At Summerslam I WILL be facing CpReborn and Static just like I promised....for the Univervsal Tag Team Championships!

...But that's not it.  At Summerslam the King Of The Ring tournament begins.  The winner of that tournament gets a chance to challenge the WOTU OR TWF Championship.  After negotiating with the devil himself, Spidey, I realized it'd be impossible to get it through his thick skull that I deserve the main event at Summerslam.  The agreement that we came up with is that it will be Static and CP vs Myself and my partner with a special stipulation added:  If my team wins the tag team match I will move into the next round of the KOTR tournament but if somehow the disfunctional team of CP and Static wins then Static will move on in the KOTR tournament.  This is not the way I wanted things to happen, but I still get my hands on two of the men I attacked and I get to once again prove my dominance as the greatest tag team wrestler of all time....but that can only leave the question...who is my partner?

Well this man came to me.  He personally said "I want to be your partner."  Now you're all probably wondering who I possibly could have recruited to take these tag titles.  It could be someone from the tWo...but they all seem pretty wrapped up in their own storylines, don't they?  It could be a defecter from the WOTU that will be joining the tWo...but don't you think we already have recruited everyone we wanted?  Or it could be a beast that the WOTU has never even seen on their television screens yet...

JBL:  I'm not liking where this is going....

Nick:  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages...I would like to introduce to you 1/2 of the newly formed "Two Man Power Trip"...my good friend and your favorite enemy.....

RANDYSPEEPS!

"My Time hits as the crowd erupts in boos.*

Cole:  DEAR GOD!

*The crowd is raining down the boos.  Randyspeeps walks out in a very nice suit with the TWF Championship slung over his shoulder.  He gives a devilish smirk as Nick is bowing to him in the ring.*

JBL:  This superteam is...just...the definition of evil.

Nick:  For the very first time!  Speeps!  Nick!  The NEW version of Two Man Power Trip.  We are taking over the name of Triple H and Stone Cold's old tag team and the reasoning is simple:  When they formed their team they were considered two main eventers and they were beyond hated by the people...seems familiar?  This newly formed team of Speeps and Nick SHOULD scare you...because we promise to leave a mark.

*Nick and Speeps hug in the middle of the ring as the crowd throws cups, popcorn, etc. at them.  They raise each others hands as "My Time" continues to play.  RAW goes off the air.* 

In case you missed that Speeps and Nick hug on Raw, it looked a little like this: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loe9s5Uz1x1qmy5y4o1_500.jpg #Aww #Notebook2 Static Twitter

So, it seems like @FreizaDBZ is in my part of the country. Better watch your back, I got a city of great men behind me, and all you're doing is pissing them off. #RiverCityCrippler #Twistify Twister Twitter

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Somethings just can't die...,..

It all begins again!

#NICKANDSPEEPSARECOMING. 

Impact Promo

*One begins to play; Static and Jedi make their way to the ring wearing just plain street clothes. But both have hoodies on w/ hood up and both are wearing their custom Guy Fawkes masks. The men slowly walk down to the ring. Jedi stops by one of the steps and rips up a sign that reads, "Nick and Speeps will leave Static's body in a heap." Jedi throws the ripped sign on the ground then he flips off the fan holding the sign. The fan takes a swing at Jedi but Static moves in parries the punch and grabs him by the arm and pulls him over the barrier.*

Tenay: What is Static doing?!?!

Borash: The fan is attacking him!!!

*Static has a firm grasp on the fan's arm and puts him in a Hammerlock. Static immobilizes the fan as security comes in and apprehends him. Static and Jedi both unfazed at this point climb into the ring. Static moves to a corner turnbuckle and sits down  a la Raven. Jedi walks over and grabs a mic and moves back to the center of the ring.*

Jedi: See that guy sitting over in that corner, he's my greatest rival but now he's an ally. I thought I made a mistake last December when I awakened Static and his chaotic ways. But now, I see that it wasn't a mistake....the chaos born that night was a blessing and still is. I see now that a chaotic world is our only chance at a perfect world. And to you sheep watching in the audience and to those glued to your TVs at home....the Jedi you see now is a dark man with an even darker soul. And Static has helped me along that path. I've taken a page out of his playbook; reworked it to fit me; and I'm using this psychological warfare against Legen. You see Legen, the quickest way to break a man is to go through his family. A person can do that a couple of ways. One, he can do it with fear and intimidation. The way Static did to me and my family. Or two, he can do it with tender loving care. I will do that with your family, Legen. I will get them to love me more than they love you. I'll win the moment your parents say, "Jedi is the son we always wanted." And once I replace you in your family's hearts...I'm going to break you!!!!!!! I won't do this for me, I won't do it for the WOTU Universe; I'll do it for Chaos and my brethren in Corrective Chaos!!

*Jedi slides the mic over to Static who stops it with his foot. Static slides it closer to his right and hand and picks it up. Static with his head lowered begins to speak.*

Static: Chaos is contagious but an individual has to be willing, with an open heart and open mind, to embrace. Jedi has embraced it and I'm pleased to have my bitter foe, now part of this family called Corrective Chaos. We are blood brothers...Jedi's cup will now runneth over. The power we wield is limitless. Something ROH and Atheos could not deliver. Jedi talks about being King of the Ring champion. With us in his corner, that's within reach. He wants to be WOTU champion, well he'll get that opportunity at the title sooner with us supporting him. But he has to embrace evil, chaos, and bloodshed. As long as I'm at his side, Jedi "The Dark of Prince of Destruction" will do just that.

*Static tosses the mic over his head into the crowd and into the crowd. Him and Jedi then slide out of the ring; move up the ramp; and head backstage. Now backstage, both head down different hallways. The camera follows Static he dips in and out of corners. He arrives at the hallway he is looking for and he starts to wait. The camera zooms toward the other end of the hallway and about 100 ft is to the other end. Only one doorway is in along this entire hallway. Suddenly, a toilet flush is heard and then faucet turns on a man's voice is heard.

Man:...Bomb. Doesn't sound menacing enough. Batista Bomb!!! GRRRRRR!!!

Tenay: It's Batista. 

*Batista walks out of the bathroom and starts to check his phone. Static lets out his war cry.*

Static: CHAOS!!!!!

*Batista flinches and looks wildly around before spotting Static down the hallway in his black hoodie. Batista starts to heat up and takes a few steps toward Static...when Jedi arrives at the other end of the hall. He lets out a war cry similar to Static.*

Jedi: CHAOS!!!!!

*At this point Batista backtracks toward the bathroom door but it's locked. He starts to glance back and forth at Jedi and Static who both starts to slowly encroach on Batista.*

Static: Out of order, comes chaos!! Out of order, comes chaos!!

*Static keeps repeating that saying as Batista gets into his fighting stance. The lights start to flicker as Jedi and Static are within 25 ft of Batista on both sides. Suddenly, Static burts into a quick wall run and the lights quickly go out. The sound of battle ensues. Grunts and yells are heard. At about a minute into the scrum, one of the men screams out in agony. The noise dies down and foots start to trample around. Then the sound of a door banging into a wall is now heard. A few more bangs; thumps; and thuds are heard. The last sound is a flush of the toilet and then the lights turn back on.*

Tenay: What just happened?

*The camera moves to the hole in the wall where the bathroom door use to be. He slowly creeps into the doorway and the unhinged door is up against the wall in the bathroom. As he turns the corner from the short hallway into the main bathroom; he turns into a massacre. Toilet paper is strewn about and blood is splattered all of the room except for the mirror which is surprisingly clean except for the message written on it:

Tenay: "t.W.o survives, chaos deprives"? What does that mean?

*The camera zooms in on one of the sinks and looks like there is bucket of blood and an assortment of pain brushes dipped in it. The camera focuses on a bathroom stall which is propped open and has an arrow on the door, meant to direct the camera man to it. The camera man slowly creeps up to the stall and peeks in....And there with his face stuffed into the toilet is Batista. To everyone's surprise there aren't any wounds on him.

Borash: It looks like Batista was only knocked out. He still looks like he is rough shape

*The video ends with Speeps and Nick rushing in and checking on him. Pulling his lifeless body out of the toilet and letting the EMT check his pulse and vitals. Impact goes off the air.* 

Friday Night Smackdown

*Friday Night Smackdown continues with a camera getting out of a truck in an area of Richmond, Virgina and Frieza appears in front of the camera with a grin on his face.*

Frieza: Well, it seems like my venture in Atheos went flatter than I expected. Jedi has fallen into Corrective Chaos and it seems that the rest of us has gone our separate ways, although CPman and Legen is still on my side. All said, though, it was never about Corrective Chaos or the tWo for me. It was simply distracting the front line long enough for a soldier to make it through. And it has happened just as I planned. While the group by name my not be around, together we will still cut a path for the WOTU to thrive! But enough of that. Do you see this house we stand in front of?

Frieza: This house, I have been told, is a rural monument. As sacred a place as you can get in Virgina. What a boring state, it's unbelievable. This house is said to be the childhood home of one TwistofFate. Twister, you and I have some unfinished business left over from the Money in the Bank match. You sought to take me out, and while I appreciate the effort, I cannot allow you to meddle with me any longer. I am prepared to go to massive extremes to put an end to both you and JLe at last.

*Frieza takes another look at the house and begins walking on the porch before groaning and sneering at the structure.*

Frieza: What an eyesore. It fits that my enemy would be brought up in such a dilapidated pile of garbage. It's not fit for my world. You see, once I reclaim my title of King of the Ring for the second straight tournament in a row, I will only demand the best. And this is clearly not it. Look at the paint. Look at this yard. It's as pitiful as the man who roamed this area. Twist, even if it is not, in fact, your home from the days of your rearing, it is a symbol of the city that you so proudly claim as your own. The "River City Crippler". I have mentioned before that you intrigue me with your name. Making a name for yourself by defying tWo and making your career about wins and memories rather than titles. You are, without a doubt, one of the most fascinating opponents I've had in quite some time. Although this may not be the first time we have collided, this is the most important match we could find ourselves in.

*Frieza chuckles and walks back to the truck, taking a crowbar and a can out of the back before walking back up to the porch. Frieza twirls the crowbar around for a moment, then swings it outwards and breaks a window clear open!*

Frieza: Oh, my, did I do that? Sometimes I have no coordination. Ah, but you are used to this, are you not, Twist? Breaking people is what you are all about. It is right in your name, Crippler. I say, bring it on! Do your worst. Try to break me. Try to cripple me. Because.....*another window break*.........right now, I feel like telling, and showing you, that I am not above attempting to break you as well. This city is a part of you, as this house may be. And so what better way to show you that I am feeling as relentless as I could possibly ever be than to start here, with a weapon in my hands. In our triple threat match at Summerslam, there will be no DQ's, so anything can happen, especially with weapons. But unfortunately, even No DQ matches have a limit. However, No Holds Barred matches do not. Those matches, we can do anything we can to each other, and nothing stops us until a victor is declared. That is what I suggest we make this. A match with one winner, and two crippled victims. I do not think this will be a tough decision for you, but just to be sure, allow me to properly incentivize you........

*Frieza opens the can and dumps the liquid contents all over the porch, and as he does so, the camera pans out to show the Ginyu Force already on the roof, pouring more liquid on the roof, the walls and even inside the house before taking to the ladder and getting back to the truck. Frieza walks off the porch and strikes up a tiny energy ball.*

Frieza: The River City Crippler, Twist and my own personal pain in the ass, JLe. You both have caused me enough grief. So at Summerslam, I want to go to so far of an extreme that I will either finally fall to one of you once and for all, or I defeat you enough to not have to have you in my sight! I shall let you get back to me on this challenge. My desire for victory at Summerslam burns more than you know. But I can give an idea. See you soon, monkeys.

*Frieza flicks the ball off his finger and it lands on the porch, bursting into flames. It doesn't take long at all for the building to become engulfed and look close to this*

Frieza: Hahahahahahaha! They said Summerslam was hot! And it looks like they were right to me! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Frieza's manic laughter fades out along with the video as he stands in front of the flaming wreckage.*

*This happens on Smackdown*

"Only A Chilling Elegy" hits and Frieza comes to the ring. Zack Ryder is already standing in the ring.

Frieza vs Zack Ryder

Frieza starts off the match by clotheslining Ryder. Frieza starts beating on Ryder. Frieza throws him into the turnbuckle and starts kicking him. Frieza climbs to the top rope and lands a flying headbutt on Ryder. Frieza pins Ryder for a 2 count. Frieza starts to set up for the Deathball Pedigree when "Bully" hits and Twister appears at the top of the stage. Frieza turns to face Twister, and Frieza smiles. Frieza turns around into a Rough Ryder from Zack! Zack pins Frieza for the 3 count!

Winner: Zack Ryder

Cole: What an upset!

JBL: Twister is in Frieza's head now after costing him an easy victory.

Cole: And Frieza is furious.

Frieza stands in the ring and stares at Twister. Twister motions for Frieza to come after him. Frieza runs up the entrance ramp toward Twister and Twister runs backstage. Frieza follows him

Frieza: WHERE IS HE! WHERE IS THE COWARD!

Twister *off screen*: SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER!

Twister nails Frieza in the back of the head with a chair. Frieza's down on the ground in pain, with Twister standing over him with an angry glare on his face. Twister picks Frieza up and throws him across the backstage area into boxes and crates. Officials start to constrain Twister but he shakes all of them off and jumps on Frieza and starts punching him even more. Twister throws Frieza through a set of doors into the parking lot. Frieza starts to fight back and lands a few punches on Twister but Twister drives him into a wall. Twister looks at Frieza on the ground and looks at the car next to them. Twister throws Frieza headfirst into the glass in the back seat, cutting him open. Twister throws Frieza into the back of the car. Twister gets in the driver's seat and drives off with Frieza unconsious in the car.

*Commercial*

*Cole plugging the WWE App*

*On the TitanTron* 

A car is seen driving into an abandon field.

The car stops and Twister gets out of the driver's seat. Twister opens the back door and pulls out Frieza. Twister throws Frieza on the ground and bends down next to him.

Twister: Like I said, this is my city. No one messes with any part of this city without messing with me. And you're about to find out how we do things in the River City.

*shouting* MY LA FAMILIA! GO HARD!

Two men appear in masks. They circle Frieza with Twister.

Twister *to Frieza*: These are my brothers. T and Bone. They are from my city, and they agreed to help me out.

Twister looks at T & Bone and nods. They nod back and proceed to start beating on Frieza. Twister stands and watches.

Twister: Enough.

T & Bone stop and Twister walks toward Frieza. Twister picks him up and gives him the Twists & Turns onto the car.

Twister: Bone, open the trunk & throw this low-life into it. T, get the can.

Bone throws Frieza into the trunk and closes it. T grabs a can of gasoline and douses the car in gas. Twister pulls a match from his pocket and lights it. He's about to throw it when CPMan appears from out of nowhere and tackles Twister. T & Bone pull CPMan off of Twister and CPMan takes down the both of them. CPMan grabs Frieza from out of the trunk and races him into his car and drives off with Twister, T & Bone looking back at them.

T: Should we go after them?

Twister: No, I have other plans.

*Screen fades to black*

OOC: This may be my longest promo to date lol. 

(Promo shown on smackdown)

Michael Cole (Folks earlier today. French was the victim in a vicious assaut, it is unknown what his unknown what his condition us but we hope to provide you with updates as they are made available to us

(After hours I am seen walking about to my car through a parking lot having just left the arena for the night after stopping downtown to get some food

(When Batista comes out of literally nowhere and shoves me up against the car. he wastes little time attacking me and and is armed with a chord of some sort he uses to wrap about my neck and choke me into unconsciousness

before he lifts me up and slams me forward on the concrete with a massive batista bomb

Batista (Its funny now huh?! Is it FUNNY NOW!!!?? 

(He tosses the chord down at me with the other half of it still partially wrapped around my neck)

Batista (Happy...... family planning....French... 

(A demented looking grin comes across his face as he says those words) 

(Batista says this with sarcasm and disgust in his voice which garners huge amounts of booing from the crowd when the clip is shown on smackdown 

Michael Cole (This is sick. Absolutely sick actions from Batista

JBL (Nothing sick about it Michael. Randyspeeps just got an equalizer and now it's a whole different ball game

Michael Cole (So think what he's is okay? This is the 2nd time in a row Randys new bodyguard has attacked French, first on RAW with the spinebuster and now this. He's out of control

Now that FrenchDynasty has met my personal bodyguard, it's time for France to meet their saviour. This Monday Night Raw, I Randyspeeps will come to you live from France :) Randyspeeps Twitter

(As WOTU Friday night Smackdown comes back from a break, the camera is showing that something is going on in the ring, but the lights are not showing who's in the ring and then a spotlight turns on , It's The Player, as The Player stands there for a moment. and then sits down in a Throne made  out of crosses, with a huge cross behind his head.)

Then The Player Speaks......

The Player: So alot of new things have been going on here in WOTU, the next PPV is WOTU SummerSlam, The Player does not need an opponent, I know I know I'm a big sell for everyone, but before we get too ahead of our selves, I think we should talk about WHY The Player couldn't win the MITB Case at WOTU MITB, the best reason is my JLe, TwistofFate, Freiza, Dude, and Flamecommando, were all knocking me out with a ladder then, placing my left leg in-between a ladder then stomping on it or sandwiching my left leg between two seprate ladders, and wacking it with a chair or stomping on it or slamming a thrid ladder on to the other two, and to make it even worse no-one offically won the match.

(The Player then pauses, then looks like someone is talking to him but no-one else is in the ring with him, The Player looks up to the spotlight shines on himself,  and finally The Player Stands, and then speaks some more......)

The Player: Sorry everyone but I'm being told that the almighty Lord Jesus, shall come and when he does, I know he will know that I'm fighting the good fight for him, but what about all thee others of you, are youy all fighting with or against me, I'm hoping that everyone understands ME...............

(Then The Player stops and falls to his knees, then out of no-where, blood starts leaking fom The Player Forehead, as no-one ever touched The Player, then The Player cries...........)

The Player: WHY GOD WHY, WHY HAVE I BEEN THE ONE CUT TWICE, THEN YOU PUT A CROSS IN MY FOREHEAD, WHY WHY WHY, THIER ARE OTHER SINNERS THAT HAVE BEEN SINNED MORE THEN ME, I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT BUT I NEED ANSEWERS, SOONER RATHER THEN LATER, LIKE LIKE LIKE, RIGHT NOW OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH LORD ALMIGHTY WLL YOU TELL YOUR FATHER THAT, I'M, NOT, THEE, CORRECT, PERSON,  NOT THEE CORRECT SINNER, THAT SINNED.

(Then The Player stands, Blood all over his face, then The Player sits back down, then Kayla comes down to the ring, with a towel in hand to most likely wipe the blood off of The Player's forehead and face, and then Kayla  has a microphone, and then speaks......)

Kayla: Player, I also heard from Jesus, and that he will be there watching whatever match and whomever you face that person should lose to you, that is what he said.................

The Player: Kayla my sweetheart. why or better yet, when  did you start lisening to the almighty Lord Jesus,?????????????

Kayla,: Don't worry about that I want you to decide whom  you should or want to face at  WOTU SummerSlam??????????????

The Player: Whom ever Spidey puts me up against is fine, but if I would choose it would have to be Your Brother, StaticKornSlipX.

(Then the lights go out and then we see a picture come up of Jesus.)

(AS Smackdown goes to commercial.)

I would have loved to have gotten on the cases of Randyspeeps, Static, and Nick on Smackdown, but my FRIEND Frieza needed help, and I know when to be there for a friend. I'll be on Raw, and I PROMISE you all, I'm not gonna let Static, Jedi, Twist, Nick, Speeps, Player, Joe, Big Evil, JLe, Brock Lesnar, CM Punk, JBL, Ali Chino, or Spideynerd stop me from getting out to that ring and airing my thoughts! I am the WOTU Champion, dammit! It's time I make a stand! I'm the best in the damn world, for lord sake! Time to take back my show! Cpman Twitter

@Cpman

 Static Twitter

I'm not trying to disrespect anyone here, truly I'm not, but in all honestly, I could care less about my match with The Dude. The real reason I entered this tournament is to get to one man, Crulex. He took everything I had, he broke me, he forced me to run...I couldn't handle the pressure, I was afraid; but not anymore. Crulex, I'm coming for you and I'm going to make things right if it's the last thing I do.Joemcmark Twitter

*At the very beginning of Monday Night Raw, just after the first segment, we see Crulex walking down the hallway and bursting his way out of the back exit to the outside parking garage, with all of his bags and equipment with him. Jedi is shown running after him.*

Cole: Wait, is Crulex leaving!? The show just started!

King: Maybe Jedi can find out what this guy is doing. I could'nt even begin to guess myself.

Jedi: Crulex! Hey, Crulex, where are you going!!!

*Crulex stops and turns, letting Jedi catch up to him. Jedi takes a second to catch his breath before holding out his hands as if to ask Crulex again what he was doing.*

Crulex: Jedi, the challenge has been made. At Summerslam, I face this Masked President. I have no further use for the WOTU arenas. I need to train, and I need to get my mind and body right. This match determines a lot for me, Jedi.

Jedi: Yeah, I know, but c'mon, you know that his guy is only running around in a mask because he can't handle us face to face.

Crulex: Be that as it may, I will not underestimate this one. I will treat him as my biggest foe. And soon enough, I will truly explain my plan to you and the others. But let's just say that Randyspeeps himself gave me an epiphany.

Jedi: Speeps!? You're listening to him!?

Crulex: Not directly. But his words, especially against me a few weeks ago, gave me the perfect motivation to either put an end to all this or else.

Jedi: Look, I know you're fond of all this cryptic chatter, but listen to me, the Masked President isn't the only one looking for you. Joe appears to have his eyes set on you too. He sent out a tweet and I have a feeling that regardless of how Summerslam goes, he won't let you rest until you and him settle the score.

Crulex:.........Hahahahaha.,....I don't rest. Not in peace, anyway. But if Joe and I make it through the tournament long enough, so be it. We'll fight in due time. But as I said, I need to do something elsewhere. I feel as though I can't find the mindset I'm looking for here. Regardless of what Spidey says, keep an eye on him and Static. And don't worry. Our plan is not in jeoprady.

*Crulex turns around, but stops and sighs, rubbing his head.*

Crulex: I hope that I can find what I'm looking for.........back home.........

*Crulex leaves and the camera pans back to Jedi, who smirks to himself.*

Jedi (under his breath): Oh, I'm very sure of that.

*Crulex keeps walking as Jedi heads back inside the arena. The camera follows Crulex for a moment, when squealing tires puts him on guard. Beside him, a black and red van slides up next to Crulex, with eight hooded men jumping out of the van, looking like Druids on steroids! Crulex swings and connects with three of them with his fists and another one with a good kick, but the numbers game catch up to him and the hooded figures manage to drag Crulex into the van. As the van door closes, we see Crulex's mouth being covered with a cloth, apparently soaked in something. The van's tires squeal again and takes off into the night.*

King: Oh my gosh! Crulex has just been abducted!

Cole: Crulex is strong, but how can you fight off eight men with chloroform!? Is this the President's doing!?

King: They were masked, but then again Joe has threatened Crulex as well! And the list doesn't end there!

Cole: We'll keep the WOTU Universe updated on this situation as we get information. How will this affect Crulex's Summerslam match? And what was he talking about before about Randyspeeps indirectly giving him an idea!?

King: This whole thing is way too bizarre for words, but I'm certain we'll get some answers soon.......

*Commercial.*

OOC: No need for a search party, Corrective Chaos. This is kind of a three parter played out in the next week.

The following happens sometime on WOTU Raw:

*Raw returns from a commercial, and standing in the center of the ring is Spideynerd and Ali Chino. Spidey has the Chaos Division Championship around his waist, while his wife has the Intercontinental Championship around her waist. Spidey has a mic in hand, and begins to talk when he feels comfortable*

Spidey: I'm not out here to talk bad about Green Bay, or Chaos, or the titles that I hold. I'm here to talk to you, the WOTU fans. I know we have our ups and downs, and it is what it is. You all need a saviour, and I didn't think I could be that saviour at first, but now... I think I'm ready to accept that role. I'm still no superman, so I shouldn't be looked up to, and although I can't do this on my own... I HAVE to do this on my own. I don't care what anyone thinks, not even my own stablemates. Because the fact of the matter is, I still call the shots around here, and I do what I want to do.

*The fans give a mixed reaction for this*

Ali: What Spidey is trying to say is that he didn't take Static's words so well. Static called Spidey out, saying that he has an army behind him, and he refuses to use it against the t.W.o. Well, Static... Spidey knows that, he is fully aware of that, but you see, he doesn't want to be responsible for any injuries you guys may receive at the hands of the t.W.o. Honestly, the only person besides Spidey in Corrective Chaos that is ready to take on the t.W.o, is Crulex... But even the almighty Crulex has been having issues as of late. Static, yes, you are taking on the t.W.o in Nick and Speeps at Summerslam... But the truth is you don't know the world of hurt you are about to get into. Nick, he is nothing. Take it from me, he is simply all talk, aside from his occasional wins, like at MITB when he beat Crulex. But the one person who matters in your match is Randyspeeps, he is the true head of the t.W.o. You can't trust a word TWF_Legend says, Randyspeeps only does what is best for Randyspeeps and Ortonism... And since Ortonism is out of the picture, the only thing he has going for him is himself. Randyspeeps hates Hurricane, he views Nick as a disgrace, and he thinks TWF_Legend is a joke.

*The crowd pops for the insults on the t.W.o*

Spidey: Yes, Randyspeeps is the true head of the t.W.o, and yes Static gets to take him on before I do, but I still have a tougher challenge at Summerslam. I am facing a man that could be anyone from TWF past, hell, they could even be someone the WOTU has experienced in the past, regardless of what they say about the WOTU. I don't completely know what I'm going up against. I need to prepare for that on my own. I need to do this because the truth hurts... And the truth is, when the t.W.o was getting put together, I was offered a spot on the squad, but I turned it down to stick with Corrective Chaos... But I was told the door was always open, and I nearly took the TWF_Legend up on his offer, but then I told him to F off, and that is where he decided to take over the GM spot in the WOTU. TWF_Legend doesn't know what it takes to be a General Manger, and I know that although the deal is if I win, he must unmask himself, he might not hold up his end of the deal.

*Spidey pauses to slick his hair back, before speaking again*

Spidey: I'm putting everything on the line basically to a man who can't even bother to show up most of the time. I know I talk the talk, saying TWF_Legend is just like me, only he refuses to accept that he is a loser, and always will be... But I could be wrong. TWF_Legend could be someone I've looked up to in the past. I've done everything there is to do in this business... Maybe losing to whoever TWF_Legend is, would help the WOTU.

*Some guy screams, "What about being our Saviour!?!?"*

Spidey: I could have been right all along, I could just let things be getting to my head. I want to be the Saviour of the WOTU, but if I let you all down, I won't be able to show my face in this company ever again.

*Spidey lowers the mic, and looks almost emotional. He drops his mic, and walks off, leaving Ali standing in the ring. She has a look of, "This wasn't part of the script", as Raw quickly cuts to another commercial* 

OOC: So, before I bother to type out this match...is this messing with anyones plans, really, is it messing with Speeps plans? I remember him saying he was gonna go to France, but I figured that would be like a "live" video segment. I don't know, I just don't want to go any further without knowing if I am gonna have to delete the whole thing or not.CpReborn

Nope, not messing with my plans. Chatting with you about what happened on Friday was actually going to be what I was going to do, so you covered my area. Anything extra is just an entertaining thing to read. :D