WOTU S-S: World Wrestling Entertainment Thread

*RVD walks into the office.*

Woah! We finally got extreme rules handicapped match? Awesome!!! Oh, what's up Kennedy Kennedy? You know you picked the wrong guys to challenge in an extreme rules match! We will kick your ass across the ring then we'll take you backstage and kick your ass, the outside and kick your ass. We'll kick your ass across the city because RVD 4:20 says so!! Oh and here's something you can do to learn hand-eye coordination after Lashley gives you brain damage here and at SummerSlam when he takes the IC title from you. *RVD gives Kennedy a pin the tail on the ass with Kennedy's head replacing the donkey's* Well I gotta go. See ya around Android!

*Stone Cold finds Lashley and RVD*

Stone Cold: I heard you two son of a b!tche$ are going around saying my catch phrase.

*busts beers in their faces ans Stunners them both*

Stone Cold: Do it again and I'll stomp a waterhole in your @$$.

*leaves RVD and Lashley blinded and down*

*RVD and Lashley slowly get up and take off the blindfolds*

Ow! You know, that was a pretty good shot there Steve, and usually it's funny when you do it to someone else, but you *imitaing Steve* pick the wrong son of a b*tches to stun!! *RVD kicks Steve in the head, followed by a spear and the Domnator by Lashley* And RVD 4:20 says we just whooped your ass!!

*RVD imitates what Steve does when he Stuns someone and then they both exit*

Opening Logos

Opening Titantrons

Commercial Logos

Closing Logos

Roster & Win/Loss Records:

1. Triple H: 10-5
2. Shawn Michaels: 14-7
3. Mr. Kennedy: 6-3
4. Randy Orton: 10-6
5. Brock Lesnar: 6-6
6. Kurt Angle: 6-8
7. Undertaker: 1-4
8. Goldberg: 2-0
9. Chris Jericho: 7-11
10. Booker T: 3-1
11. Edge: 10-7
12. AJ $tyles: 4-9
13. MVP: 6-9-1
14. CM Punk: 13-6
15. Christian Cage: 5-6
16. Gregory Helms: 5-1-1
17. Homicide: 4-1
18. Hernandez: 4-1
19. Curt Hawkins: 3-2
20. Zach Ryder: 3-2
21. JTG: 0-7
22. Shad: 0-6
23. Chris Sabin: 2-0
24. Alex Shelly: 2-0
25. Eddie Guerrero: 1-1
26. Chavo Guerrero: 1-2
27. Sabu: 2-4
28. Tomko: 1-1
29. Umaga: 2-3
30. James Storm: 3-1
31. Rhyno: 0-1
32. Kaz: 2-1
33. Finlay: 1-1
34. Kofi Kingston: 0-2
35. Kevin Thorn: 0-1
36. The Miz: 0-0
37. Ric Flair: 3-0
38. Jeff Hardy: 0-1
39. John Cena: 0-0
40. Big Show: 0-0
41. Stone Cold Steve Austin: 0-0
42. Rey Mysterio: 0-0
43. John Morrison:0-0
44. Batista: 0-0
45. Kane: 0-0
46. Brian Kendrick: 0-0
47. Paul London: 0-0
48. Scott Steiner: 0-0
49. Sting: 0-0
50. Brett Hart: 0-0
51. Jim Neidhart: 0-0
52. Ron Killings: 0-0
53. RVD: 2-0
54. JBL: 0-0
55. Bobby Lashley: 0-0
56. Brother Ray: 0-0
57. Brother D-Von: 0-0
58. Matt Hardy: 0-0
59. Hardcore Holly: 0-0
60. Cody Rhodes: 0-1
61. Shelton Benjamin: 0-0
62. Monty Brown: 0-0

General Manager - android1000

Title Status:

• World Tag Team Champs - Homicide & Hernandez "LAX"
  • #1 Contenders - Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder "Edge Heads"
  • #2 Contenders - Shad & JTG "Cryme Tyme"
  • #3 Contenders - "The MotorCity Machine Guns" Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley
  • #4 Contenders - "Los Guerreros" Eddie & Chavo Guerrero
  • #5 Contenders - AJ $tyles & Tomko
• TNA X-Division Championship - RVD
  • #1 Contender - Jim Neidhart
  • #2 Contender - Bobby Lashley
• United States Champ - Gregory Helms
  • #1 Contender - CM Punk
  • #1 Contender - MVP
  • #3 Contender - Sabu
  • #4 Contender - Kaz
  • #5 Contender - AJ $tyles
  • #6 Contender - Kofi Kingston
  • #7 Contender - Ric Flair
• Intercontinental Champ - Mister Kennedy
  • #1 Contender - Brock Lesnar
  • #2 Contender - Chris Jericho
• Mr. Money In The Bank - Shawn Michaels
  • #1 Contender - VACANT
  • #2 Contender - VACANT
  • #3 Contender - VACANT
• ECW World Heavyweight Championship - Big Show
  • #1 Contender - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • #2 Contender - The Rock
  • #3 Contender - JBL
• TNA World Heavyweight Championship - Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • #1 Contender -
• World Heavyweight Champ - Kurt Angle
  • #1 Contender - Goldberg
  • #2 Contender - Undertaker
  • #3 Contender - Christian Cage
  • #4 Contender - Rhyno
  • #5 Contender - Booker T
• WWE Heavyweight Champ - Randy Orton
  • #1 Contender - Triple H

Injury Report:

1. PENDING....

(7/28/08 RAW)

(7/25/08 SD)

Tomko Vs. James Storm
Vs.

#1 CONTENDERS TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT: ROUND1
CM Punk & Brock Lesnar Vs. Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder
Ladder Match
&Vs.&

KURT ANGLE'S OPEN CHALLENGE
Kurt Angle Vs. ???
Vs. ???

#1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Batista Vs. The Undertaker Vs. Edge Vs. John Cena
Vs.Vs.Vs.

(8/1/08 SD)

TBA

(7/30/08 iMPACT!)

RVD Vs. Rey Mysterio
Vs.

Paul London & Brian Kendrick Vs. "Los Guerreros" Eddie & Chavo Guerrero
Vs.&

Big Show Vs. JBL
Vs.

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
"LAX" Homicide & Hernandez Vs. ???
&Vs. ???

More Matches To be Announced.....

Character Images:

Batista is in the back
Batista: Well, I'm in a match on Smackdown! and to think that I am in a match for a chance at the World Heavyweight Champion and well its a great thought. You got Edge, the Rated R Superstar, all though I lost to him many times I beat the hell out of him in non-title matches! Then you got John Cena, I beat him many times and I beat Triple H, Ric Flair and Randy Orton who did he beat? No one not even me! And finally The Undertaker! Me and him had amazing matches but it was about time I beat him for the last time so I going to leave that Fatal 4 Way match as the new World Heavyweight Champion's contender and at Summerslam rest assured that the Animal will be on his throne once ag-
Angle is in the shot
Angle: Woah bucko back it up. You telling me that you could beat Kurt Angle for this title right here? No one can beat me, I beat Goldberg, The Undertaker, John Cena, Randy Orton and even Triple H years and years ago. At the Bash I retianed like no one did and I proved I needed this belt so tonight good luck because I going to have a match tonight. You better see it to believe bucko because in order to beat me you need the Three I's-Integrity!
What?
Angle: Intensity!
What?
Angle: And Intellengence! So you better shape up to beat me, Kurt Freakin'...Angle! Oh its true, its damn true!
Batista: Listen Angle, I have had enough of your mouth because after tonight, you just don't want to mess with an Animal who can beat you....down! So Angle I hate to say it but I think you just met your match.
Angle smirks
Angle: Don't you mean you met your match?
Angle leaves

OOC: I won't be on a lot because of Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Gold Edition. Its just uber-awesome. I really enjoy it and it will
take a lot of my time on this board but I come around on days.

*RVD and Lashley walk past MVP*

....You know I feel knida almost like I'm gonna be holding my X-Division Championship for awhile. I mean with Jeff Hardy as my only competition, I'll be holding this for the rest of the year.

Bobby: You don't have time for this. We need to more focused on Kennedy and the "Edgeheads." After we're done with them, then you can worry about a decent contender.

*A promo airs on the titantron*

THE GOLD STANDARD.

Shelton Benjamin comes to Raw, next week.

OOC: Well then, my IC title is secured for SURE now.

Goldberg: Put me up against Kurt! I accept his challenge.

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Cena: I've beaten all 3 of my opponents before. It's gonna happen again.

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Triple H: Orton is a joke. His title reign is a fluke and I want to prove it this week!

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Monty Brown: Austin shouldn't have that title! Everyone knows I'm the true ECW champion and I will destroy him the 1st chance I get!

*KENNEDY!!!. Kennedy and the Edgeheads come out to the ring looking like they have something to say.*

Hawkins: Attention, attention. The Edgeheads have something they'd like to share. Now, we've got matches against Y2J, HBK, Christian, and even our former mentor, Edge.

Ryder: Yet, we're the #1 contender's for the tag team championship, and not getting any title shots. That's not the way we like it.

Hawkins: August 17 is the biggest blockbuster of the summer, Summerslam. We'd like to challenge "LAX" for their gold. So we're calling out the Mexican-Americans right now!

Ryder: What do you say, LAX?

*Waits for LAX*

Mr. Kennedy: You know Robert, there's something that you forgot to mention within your cocky speech...oh yeah, to prove to me what I'm going to go through. Why don't you come down here right now and see why I have this belt around my waist.

*Gets in brawling position*

OOC: Ok :)

Repick your superstars in the Sign Up Thread.

already done! im not letting anyone get a hold of my x-division champion.Newmanfan14

*Oh Yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!!*

The crowd goes wild as the Hardyz come out in their re-debut. They both have mics in their hands.*

Matt: Well, well, well. Rob Van Dam, DA*N! Now you said you wouldn't let anyone get a hold of your X-division title. Well, we're thinking otherwise.

Jeff: That's right. You were lucky enough to beat me once, but let's see you beat my brother!

Matt: So I challenge you, RVD, to an X-division title match at Summerslam.

*Waits for response*

Matt Hardy: Well then, at Summerslam, I will become X Division Champion. Matt Hardy will not die!!!

*The Hardys exit shortly after in an extreme fashion*