WOTU S-S: World Wrestling Entertainment Thread

James Storm: Eh, ummm, you....umm, GM, MG, Android, I want to be in a dark match on RAW. Me vs, whoever you pick, it'll be my......last, I mean, first match on RAW. Anyone got anymore be....beer.

*Storm passes out on the spot*

Triple H: I'll face him in a dark match before RAW. That way I'll already be out in the ring.

*Storm wakes up*

Storm: Huh, I'm facing Triple H, what the??? Who the....thought I wanted a match. I don't want to verse him, um, I mean, Triple H, you are going to be trapped in a little Storm of mine, and trust me, it'll be your Last Storm.

Storm: *cough*, I'm not even playing no damn game*cough* what the hell, someone get me a beer. I'm hurt.

Storm: :cry: You think your funny, I want my beer.

*Storm gets to his feet slowly and charges*

*Storm gets his hands on the last one*

Storm: Ah ha, what now farmer.

Storm: Ugh, what the... I hate fake beer and root beer is one of them.

*Storm starts rampaging and he beats up the next guy he sees who is a technician*

Storm: That was just your last storm.

*Storm walks away looking for beer*

Opening Logos

Opening Titantrons

Commercial Logos

Closing Logos

Roster & Win/Loss Records:

1. Triple H: 5-3
2. Shawn Michaels: 9-3
3. Mr. Kennedy: 3-1
4. Randy Orton: 7-4
5. Brock Lesnar: 2-3
6. Kurt Angle: 2-6
7. Chris Jericho: 3-6
8. Booker T: 3-1
9. Edge: 5-5
10. AJ $tyles: 3-6
11. MVP: 6-4
12. CM Punk: 6-4
13. Christian Cage: 4-5
14. Homicide: 2-1
15. Hernandez: 2-1
16. Curt Hawkins: 0-0
17. Zach Ryder: 0-0
18. JTG: 0-4
19. Shad: 0-3
20. Sabu: 2-1
21. Umaga: 0-0
22. James Storm: 0-0
23. Elijah Burke: 0-2
24. Rhyno: 0-0
25. Kaz: 1-0
26. Finlay: 0-0
27. Kofi Kingston: 0-1
28. Kevin Thorn: 0-0
29. Marty Jannetty: 0-0
30. The Miz: 0-0
31. Jimmy Wang Yang: 0-0
32. Kenny Dykstra: 0-0
33. Sandman: 0-0
34. Ric Flair: 0-0
35. Chris Masters: 0-0

General Manager - android1000

Trade Interests:

1. London and Kendrick

Interested In Trading These:

1. Elijah Burke
2. Kevin Thorn

Title Status:

• World Tag Team Champs - Chris Jericho & Shawn Michaels
  • #1 Contenders - Homicide & Hernandez "LAX"
  • #2 Contenders - Shad and JTG "Cryme Tyme"
  • #3 Contenders - Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder "Edge Heads"
• United States Champ - VACANT
  • #1 Contender - MVP
  • #2 Contender - Sabu
  • #3 Contender - AJ $tyles
  • #4 Contender - CM Punk
  • #5 Contender - Kofi Kingston
• Intercontinental Champ - Mr. Kennedy
  • #1 Contender - Brock Lesnar
  • #2 Contender - Chris Jericho
• Mr. Money In The Bank - Shawn Michaels
  • #1 Contender - VACANT
  • #2 Contender - VACANT
  • #3 Contender - Chris Jericho
• World Heavyweight Champ - VACANT
  • #1 Contender - Kurt Angle
  • #2 Contender - Undertaker
  • #3 Contender - Christian Cage
  • #4 Contender - Booker T
• WWE Heavyweight Champ - VACANT
  • #1 Contender - Triple H
  • #2 Contender - Randy Orton

Injury Report:

1. Kurt Angle - concussion - 1 week

DARK MATCH
Triple H Vs. James Storm
Vs.

Triple H's Explaination

MVP Vs. Kaz
Vs.

CM Punk Vs. Sabu
Vs.

Chris Jericho Vs. Homicide w/ Hernandez
Vs.w/

Edge Vs. AJ $tyles
Match of 7 Series
Match 4
(2-1)
No DQ
Vs.

Shawn Michaels & ??? Vs. Christian Cage & ???
&Vs.&

Brock Lesnar Vs. Randy Orton
Vs.

Curt Hawkins & Zach Ryder Vs. "Cryme Tyme" JTG & Shad
&Vs.&

Hernandez Vs. Shawn Michaels
Vs.

LAST TWO SUPERSTARS FACE OFF FOR THE WHC AT NOC
Undertaker Vs. Rhino Vs. Christian Cage Vs. ??? Vs. ???
Elimination Match

NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Chris Jericho(C) & Shawn Michaels(C) Vs. "LAX" Homicide & Hernandez
&Vs.&

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
MVP Vs. Sabu Vs. CM Punk vs. Kaz
Vs.Vs.Vs.

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Mr. Kennedy(C) Vs. Brock Lesnar
Vs.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
??? Vs. ???
Vs.

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Triple H Vs. Randy Orton
Last Man Standing Match
Vs.

Character Images:

*Homicide and Herandez are in the back of a convience store. Herandez is in the ice cream cooler. Homicide looks at the camera*

Homicide: HBK and Jericho, we give you an ultimatium: Hand the titles over on Monday or you're gonna get the worst beating you two gringos received. It'll make those neck and back injuries look like a bad case of acne. We're practically equal except for one thing, too. That's the minority population. You see, we're L.A...

*Herandez is holding a tub of ice cream*

Herandez: You want rocky road?
Homicide: **** no, I don't want rocky road. Put that **** back, ******' camera man right here. I'm trying to tell those two gringos a message.
Herandez: Hurry up, I'm hungry.
Homicide: Whatever. Fat ass.

*Homicide looks back*

Homicide: You see, I was going to say, before I was rudely interrupted by F.S.O.S. right here, that we're L.A.X., the voice of the barrio, the ghetto, Chinatown. Anywhere you pasty bastards refuse to go, we're there, alive and electrified. You'll get the beatings that not even He would allow. It's ironic, don't you think, Shawn?

*Herandez is seen holding another tub*

Herandez: Chocolate chip?
Homicide: Now we're talking. Let's jet.

*The camera pans away*

Is that ok?

OOC: Don't forget the draft isn't over.. you might get some more big stars added to your roster.D-Tru-King

OOC: I know, that's why I made that match for SD, take a look.

OOC: So once it's down to two superstars, the WHC is at stake?D-Tru-King

Either that or at NOC, I'll make it NOC.

*Homicide and Herandez walk into the GM's office*

Homicide: I heard you gave us a question on who would face HBK. Tell him the news: he's got Herandez this Friday. You won't have to worry about any interference either. I'll take care of that on Monday.

GM Android: OK then, Hernandez vs. Shawn Michaels on SD. You and Jericho on RAW, this should turn out good. Good luck

GM Android: Undertaker I'll make sure you have competition so it won't be so easy for you. Don't you worry.

OOC: RAW will be posted when I come on tomorrow which will probably be around 12:00 PM EST.

Opening Logos

Opening Titantrons

Commercial Logos

Closing Logos

Roster & Win/Loss Records:

1. Triple H: 5-3
2. Shawn Michaels: 9-3
3. Mr. Kennedy: 3-1
4. Randy Orton: 7-4
5. Brock Lesnar: 2-3
6. Kurt Angle: 2-6
7. Chris Jericho: 3-6
8. Booker T: 3-1
9. Edge: 5-5
10. AJ $tyles: 3-6
11. MVP: 6-4
12. CM Punk: 6-4
13. Christian Cage: 4-5
14. Homicide: 2-1
15. Hernandez: 2-1
16. Curt Hawkins: 0-0
17. Zach Ryder: 0-0
18. JTG: 0-4
19. Shad: 0-3
20. Sabu: 2-1
21. Umaga: 0-0
22. James Storm: 0-0
23. Elijah Burke: 0-2
24. Rhyno: 0-0
25. Kaz: 1-0
26. Finlay: 0-0
27. Kofi Kingston: 0-1
28. Kevin Thorn: 0-0
29. Marty Jannetty: 0-0
30. The Miz: 0-0
31. Jimmy Wang Yang: 0-0
32. Kenny Dykstra: 0-0
33. Sandman: 0-0
34. Ric Flair: 0-0
35. Chris Masters: 0-0

General Manager - android1000

Trade Interests:

1. London and Kendrick

Interested In Trading These:

1. Elijah Burke
2. Kevin Thorn

Title Status:

• World Tag Team Champs - Chris Jericho & Shawn Michaels
  • #1 Contenders - Homicide & Hernandez "LAX"
  • #2 Contenders - Shad and JTG "Cryme Tyme"
  • #3 Contenders - Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder "Edge Heads"
• United States Champ - VACANT
  • #1 Contender - MVP
  • #2 Contender - Sabu
  • #3 Contender - AJ $tyles
  • #4 Contender - CM Punk
  • #5 Contender - Kofi Kingston
• Intercontinental Champ - Mr. Kennedy
  • #1 Contender - Brock Lesnar
  • #2 Contender - Chris Jericho
• Mr. Money In The Bank - Shawn Michaels
  • #1 Contender - VACANT
  • #2 Contender - VACANT
  • #3 Contender - Chris Jericho
• World Heavyweight Champ - VACANT
  • #1 Contender - Kurt Angle
  • #2 Contender - Undertaker
  • #3 Contender - Christian Cage
  • #4 Contender - Booker T
• WWE Heavyweight Champ - VACANT
  • #1 Contender - Triple H
  • #2 Contender - Randy Orton

Injury Report:

1. Kurt Angle - concussion - 1 week

DARK MATCH
Triple H Vs. James Storm
Vs.

Triple H's Explaination

MVP Vs. Kaz
Vs.

CM Punk Vs. Sabu
Vs.

Chris Jericho Vs. Homicide w/ Hernandez
Vs.w/

Edge Vs. AJ $tyles
Match of 7 Series
Match 4
(2-1)
No DQ
Vs.

Shawn Michaels & ??? Vs. Christian Cage & ???
&Vs.&

Brock Lesnar Vs. Randy Orton
Vs.

Curt Hawkins & Zach Ryder Vs. "Cryme Tyme" JTG & Shad
&Vs.&

Hernandez Vs. Shawn Michaels
Vs.

LAST TWO SUPERSTARS FACE OFF FOR THE WHC AT NOC
Undertaker Vs. Rhino Vs. Christian Cage Vs. Kevin Thorn Vs. ???
Elimination Match

NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Chris Jericho(C) & Shawn Michaels(C) Vs. "LAX" Homicide & Hernandez
&Vs.&

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
MVP Vs. Sabu Vs. CM Punk vs. Kaz
Vs.Vs.Vs.

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Mr. Kennedy(C) Vs. Brock Lesnar
Vs.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
??? Vs. ???
Vs.

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Triple H Vs. Randy Orton
Last Man Standing Match
Vs.

Character Images:

GM Android: SmackDown is still open for matches so be my guest and make some challenges.android1000

Just make up some random filler matches. You've got enough people to do so.

[QUOTE="android1000"]GM Android: SmackDown is still open for matches so be my guest and make some challenges.riseagainst1

Just make up some random filler matches. You've got enough people to do so.

I'll probably do that since no one has spoken.

DARK MATCH
Triple H Vs. James Storm

WINNER: TRIPLE H

Storm was disqualified after smashing a beer bottle over the head of Triple H. After the match, Triple H slowly got to his feet while Storm was drinking beer and celebrating what he did, Triple H turns him around and Pedigrees him.

*the lights go off as everybody get's ready for Monday Night RAW*

• The pyro and the fireworks go off as the RAW theme plays throughout the arena. The fans go crazy jumping up and down raising their signs in the air as the camera goes around.
• JR: Welcome To Monday Night RAW. I'm Jim Ross here with my broadcasting partner, Jerry "The King" Lawler.
• JL: Thanks JR, tonight we have a bunch of fantastic matches. Brock Lesnar and Randy Orton will face of for the first time ever.
• JR: We also have Christian Cage vs. Shawn Michaels and both of them pick their opponent's partners.
• JL: The midcarders are also in action.
• JR: And...
• Triple H's music htis and he comes out at the top ramp and stares at the ground and then at the floor. Triple H spits water and he heads to the ring. Triple H gets onto the ring apron and walks to the middle of it. Triple H sips some water and throws the water bottle in the crowd and he spits out water and flexes his muscles.
• Triple H enters the ring and he climbs to the top rope and does his King of Kings pose and he grabs a mic and stares out at the crowd
• Triple H: I'm out here for one reason and one reason only. I have a couple of words for you and they aren't "Suck It." They are, "Evolution is reborn. Only, this isn't the old Evolution, we got rid of that loser, Randy Orton, Batista has betrayed us and gone to TNA, and......
• Ric Flair's music hits and he comes out and WOOOOOOs!!!! Flair comes down to the ring and he enters doing his dance. Flair gets a mic. Flair: Hunter, I'm out here to say that I'm with you all the way, brother. Evolution is back and better than ever. WOOOOOOOOOO! The crowd WOOOOOs!!! and Triple H's music hits and he and Flair shake hands as they both exit the ring and celebrate as they head backstage.
• JL: JR, did you hear that, Evolution is back.
• JR: Yeah, and better than ever.
• JL: The locker room better watch out, Evolution is one powerful stable.

*A promo airs promoting Night Of Champions*

MVP Vs. Kaz

• MVP's music hits and he comes out of his tent and he does his taunt and heads to the ring. He enters and backs into the ring ropes, stops in the center of the ring and does his ballin taunt.
• Kaz's music hits and he comes out to the top of the ramp and gets the crowd into his entrance and he points at MVP who does his ballin taunt. Kaz enters the ring as the crowd chants K-A-Z and the ref gets them into their corners and signals to ring the bell and the match is underway.
• Kaz and MVP stare at each other for a while and MVP does the ballin taunt and charges at Kaz, Kaz catches MVP and wraps one of his arms around MVP.
• KAZ nails the WAVE OF THE FUTURE on MVP and goes for the pin. 1...2... and MVP kicks out. Kaz gets to his feet and gets MVP to his feet.
• Kaz then kicks MVP in the shin and wraps his arm around him. Kaz connects on the belly to back suplex and goes for the pin. 1...2... and MVP kicks out again. Kaz then gets to his feet frustrated and waits and stalks MVP.
• MVP grabs the ring ropes and gets to his feet and Kaz charges and goes for the running single leg dropkick but MVP pulls down the ring ropes and dodges sending Kaz out of the ring. The ref checks on MVP and then looks at Kaz outside of the ring and starts the count. 1......2......3.......4.......5.......6.... and Kaz manages to climbs back in the ring.
• MVP is on his feet and he gets Kaz to his feet. MVP starts hitting Kaz with hard fists to the face until he backs him down into a corner. MVP then backs up to the opposite corner and charges at Kaz and he attempts the runng big boot but Kaz gets out of the way and MVP gets tangled up on the ring ropes/turnbuckle.
• Kaz then possum pins MVP, 1...2... and MVP kicks out. Kaz then gets to his feet and gets MVP to his feet and drags him over to a corner. Kaz seats MVP on the top turnbuckle and Kaz climbs to the top turnbuckle. MVP tries to fight Kaz off but Kaz elbows MVP to the neck that he had hurt on a suplex.
• MVP gripes in pain and Kaz grabs MVP and both are standing up on the top rope. Kaz then jumps and slams MVP down on the mat for the FLUX CAPACITOR. Kaz then goes for the pin. 1...2...3 and Kaz gets the win. Kaz gets to his feet and he rolls out of the ring and raises his hand in victory as the ref checks on MVP who is holding his neck in pain.

WINNER: KAZ

*Brock Lesnar is backstage heading toward the locker room in regular street clothes when Triple H and Flair stop him*

Triple H: Brock Lesnar....

Lesnar: YEAH!, is there something you want.

Triple H: As a matter of fact, Brock, we'd say that we are....friends and we both have a lot going for us. I'm sure you repect me as much as I respect you....I have a lot of respect for someone like you....that's why someone like you should join Evolution. Evolution....the new version has a spot for you.....you are Evolution material.

*Brock looks at Triple H and Flair and he walks away to the locker rooms*

*Triple H and Flair look on as Brock leaves*

CM Punk Vs. Sabu

• CM Punks music hits and he comes out to the ring and he points at the crowd. Punk slaps a few hands in the crowd and he enters the ring. Punk climbs to the top rope and points to people in the crowd and claps.
• Sabu's music hits and he comes out to the top ramp with a steel chair. Sabu walks to the ring and leans the chair up against the steel steps. Sabu enters the ring and stares down Punk.
• The ref signals to ring the bell and the match is underway. Sabu takes off his head dress and Punk's takes advantage of this and nails a kick to the head of Sabu.
• Punk then stomps on the head of Sabu repeatedly until the ref restrains him. Sabu slowly gets up and Punk gets out of the refs way and charges. Punk then leans Sabu up in a corner and nails a kick to his gut. Punk then grabs Sabu's head and nails him with a DDT and goes for the pin. 1...2. and Sabu kicks out.
• Punk gets to his feet and exits the ring and gets Sabu's chair, Punk enters the ring and the ref sees the chair and takes it away from Punk. The ref turns his back and Sabu low blows Punk. Sabu then gets to his feet and splits Punks's legs. Sabu nails a jumping leg drop to Punk's crotch and the ref turns around and Sabu goes for the pin, 1...2... and Punk kicks out.
• Sabu gets to his feet and tries to persuade the ref to let the chair in the match and make it a No DQ. Punk slowly gets to his feet and holds his crotch. Punk takes advantage of Sabu's back turned and nails a leg feed enzuigiri.
• Punk then crawls over to Sabu using his arms and goes for the pin. 1...2... and Sabu kicks out. Punk slowly gets to his feet and Sabu gets to his. Sabu goes for a kick to Punk's crocth but Punk catches the kick and throws it causing Sabu to spin.
• Punk stops Sabu and gets him up on his shoulder for the GTS but Sabu elbows out and tries for a hurricanrana but Punk grabs on to the ring ropes which stops Sabu who is now hanging from Punk's neck by his legs. Punk nails a kick to Sabu's head who lets go of Punk's head with his legs.
• Punk gets Sabu to his feet and Irish Whips him into a ring corner. Punk charges and hits Sabu charging high knee strike and then connects on the running bulldog and goes for the pin. 1...2... and Sabu kicks out.
• Punk then gets to his feet and stalks Sabu. Sabu gets to his feet and Punk repeatedly hits Sabu with backhand chops and then hits him with a roundhouse kick to the head. Punk then goes for the pin,1...2... and Sabu kicks out.
• Punk then gets to his feet and gets Sabu to his feet. Punk Irish Whips Sabu into nearby ring ropes and Sabu bounces into the opposite ring ropes and he comes back. Sabu goes for a clothesline and CM Punk dodges and Sabu turns around.
• CM Punk then gets him up on his shoulders. Sabu struggles to get off Punk's shoulders but he keeps him up there and hits the GTS!!! Punk then goes for the pin. 1...2...3 and CM Punk beats Sabu.
• Punk gets to his feet and he climbs to the top rope and he starts clapping and points to people in the crowd.

WINNER: CM PUNK

• Triple H's music hits and he comes out at the top of the ramp with Ric Flair. Both start claping as they decend the ramp and enter the ring. Punk jumps down from the top rope and Flair goes over to Punk and raises his arm. Punk looks around nervously and Triple H sticks out his thumb and slowly moves it up.
• Punk starts to smile which turns into a grin. Punk has an evil look in his face and he shakes hands with Triple H and Flair as Line In The Sand by Motorhead plays as all three men exit the ring and headbackstage.

Chris Jericho Vs. Homicide w/ Hernandez

• Chris Jericho's music hits and he comes out to the top of the ramp and does his Jericho pose before he heads to the ring. Jericho then enters the ring and climbs to the top rope where pose.
• LAX's music hits and they come out of the crowd to the ring. Homicide and Hernandez enter the ring and show the "LAX" sign.
• The ref gets Hernandez out of the ring and signals to ring the bell as the match is underway. Jericho and Homicide grapple but Jericho overpowers him and nails him with a sideheadlock takedown. Jericho keeps the headlock intact but Homicide sticks out his leg and lands it on a ring rope breaking the headlock up.
• Jericho is forced to let go by the ref and he gets to his feet and stalks Homicide. Homicide gets to his feet and Jericho goes for a punch but Homicide blocks and slaps Jericho in the face.
• Jericho holds the side of his face and turns his back. Homicide then takes advantage of this and goes from behind and pins Jericho, 1...2... and Jericho kicks out. Both Jericho and Homicide quickly get to their feet. Homicide and Jericho then grapple and Homicide lets go and hits Jericho with an arm drag takedown. Homicide then holds Jericho's hand behind his back and knee drops on it.
• Jericho squirms in pain and Homicide shows the LAZ sign and then backs into the ring ropes. Homicide comes back and dropkicks the downed Jericho uunder the ropes out of the ring. Hernandez goes over to Jericho and Homicide holds his leg in pain and the ref becomes distracted with Homicide.
• Hernandez lifts up Jericho and throws him into the ring barrier. Hernandez then lifts Jericho up again and throws him into the ring post. Hernandez then goes back over to Homicide's corner while the ref turns around and looks at Jericho to start the count 1........2........3........4........5........ and Homicide slingshots him self over the ring ropes and hits the standing Jericho with a flying crossbody.
• The ref restarts the count and Homicide gets Jericho to his feet. Both men exchange blows and then Homicide blocks noe of Jericho's and grabs him by the head. Homicide throws Jericho into the ring apron and puts him back in the ring at the count of 6.
• Homicide stalks Jericho. Jericho gets to his feet and Homicide turns Jericho around, Homicide tries to set Jericho up for Da Gringo Killa but Jericho struggles and breaks free on his hold.
• Jericho then turns around and..CODEBREAKER!!!!!! Jericho goes for the pin..1....2.... and Homicide puts his foot on the nearby ring ropes.
• Jericho then slowly gets up and grabs Homicide's legs, Jericho lifts them up and tries to turn Homicide over for the Walls of Jericho but Homicide stays stationery which stops Jericho from turning Homicide over. Jericho starts to kick Homicide over and over in the head until he is able to turn him over. Jericho then sits on Homicide and gets him in the WALLS OF JERICHO!!!! Homicide struggles to reach the ropes but Jericho keeps him in the middle of the ring.
• Hernandez gets on the apron and Jericho breaks the Walls of Jericho and goes over to Hernandez. Jericho climbs up the ropes and he gets in Hernandez's face. Homicide gets to his feet and he takes out Jericho by grabbing his legs and throwing him off the ring ropes and to the mat by the legs.
• Jericho slowly gets to his feet and Homicide grabs Jericho arms, sets him up and hits...DA GRINGO KILLA!!!!
• Homicide goes for the pin..1....2....3 and Homicide wins. Homicide exits the ring and Hernandez celebrates with him as they show the LAX sign while walking up the ramp to the the backstage.

WINNER: HOMICIDE

*Shawn Michaels is seen streching when a shadow appears*

HBK: Hey, glad you could make it, our match is next so get ready, you'll be Cage's partner but I have a plan.....

*Michaels and Cage's mystery partner walk off*

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*Cage is seen pacing back and forth*

Cage: There you are, so, you ready. Lets get out there, I have something to tell you though, come on, lets walk

*Two shoadows are seen walking with Cage to the entrance*

Edge Vs. AJ $tyles
Match of 7 Series
Match 4
(2-1)
No DQ

• To Be Announced.......

WINNER: EDGE

Shawn Michaels & ??? Vs. Christian Cage & ???

• To Be Announced..........

WINNER: NO CONTEST

Brock Lesnar Vs. Randy Orton

• To Be Announced.........

WINNER: BROCK LESNAR

• To Be Announced.........

The lights go out in the arena and the production crew start to take down the equipment.

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING(READING) MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!

At least some of RAW is posted.D-Tru-King

All the results are in;), So I did finish RAW, 99& of it. I'll fill in everything soon. Umm, where have you been young man:P Seriosly, where were you???