In games like Halo, Oblivion, etc. you hear enemies, allies, NPCs and such say the most hilarious, random things. What is the funniest thing you've heard coming from one of those?
Mine is in Oblivion when I killed a guy in front of a guard, I had a bounty of 1000, and when I went next to the guard he called me a good citizen. I have plenty more, this is my most recent.
I was about to make a thread like this. How uncanny, anyway. I mine happened in Halo 2 earlier this year. This guy must have just gotten LIVE or somthing, and apparantly though it was holy. Anyway I was playing a unranked game in Team Training, and out of nowhere this guy just screams. "No I don't want any hot-dogs right now I'm playing a game. Immediately after in the back ground you coulf hear a kid saying. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry". Anyway you had to hear it. It was the funniest thing I have ever heard.
In games like Halo, Oblivion, etc. you hear enemies, allies, NPCs and such say the most hilarious, random things. What is the funniest thing you've heard coming from one of those?ligerz76
i kinda chuckled when Marcus Pheonix said "Do you hear that" Dom: "it's probably the wind or something"...Marcus:"yea ...right, when was does the wind say HOSTILEEEEE" LMAO I RESTARTED MY 360 AGAIN JUST TO HEAR THA LINE.
I have a 12 year old kid in my clan who once when we were playing cod4 his dad was yelling at him to do his homework and get the *BEEP* off the xbox..it made my lol:)
When you play Crackdown, the only thing the enemy says over and over is "Time to die!" in 20 different accents. Once you notice it, you can't even play the game because you are always screaming it back to them/laughing your butt off!
A Brute once said "He was my lover!" when I killed another Brute. I love when the marines on Halo say "Good one chief" -- it always makes me feel like I'm owning.
I know it's not related exactly but everytime I'm playing Halo 3 MP with my friend, he always asks the lobby if anyone has a turtle. No one ever responds though, which is also funny.
I was playing shawdow run and me, a troll, and a dwarf were chasing an elf with a swords. THen he teleported, we all stoped dead and one of the guys said, "Whered he go?' We all turned around and then the dwaraf said @#$&! I am bleeding!
There are so many hilarious GTA lines. Some of my favorites are: Cop: "SHOOT THAT A-HOLE!" Helicopter Pilot: I'M TRYING I'M TRYING!" and: Cop talking to pilot: "Stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!". Classic.
i kinda chuckled when Marcus Pheonix said "Do you hear that" Dom: "it's probably the wind or something"...Marcus:"yea ...right, when was does the wind say HOSTILEEEEE" LMAO I RESTARTED MY 360 AGAIN JUST TO HEAR THA LINE.HoVDaHuSTLa1
yeah that was funny, saints row had alot of random stuff im drawing blank right now ill probably post again.
Halo 3, its an easter egg on the one the second level where you see the Warhog get blown up, at the very end of that room theres a marine by a door talking to another guy on the inside. Also once I over herd a grunt conversation where he was asking the other one where his gun wnet.
I was playing World of Warcraft when my guild mates and I saw an Orc lvl 62 in HFP one of us was a rogue in stealth lvl 70, a warrior lvl 63 and me a shadow priest lvl 70. This guy was flagged out in the middle of no where so I swoop down infront of him on my flying mount and he stops and looks at me, I stop and just look at him. He then does a full 360 to notice that he is completely surrounded. He then does not move at all or put up a fight as to say get it over with, he dies within seconds lol.
I gotta say Conflict the new co-op joint. One of the Operatives name Lang says "Watch what ur shooting at Mutha*$%#" that one line is on some ole Sam Jackson type ish, cha heard.
IN saints row a pimp was walking down the street and a fat lady in very tight clothes walking towards him they stop in front of each other and he said you better get my money and then back hands her it was one of the funniest thing I have ever seen in a game. Then later a corner girl walks by some guy and he says "thats the B**** that gave me herpes" lmao that game has the best civilian dialog.
In Halo 3 online, 6 of my friends were in a group with some 9 year old kid named Animal Boy or somethin and he says "Give it to me right now!" (referring to the sniper rifle) and one of my friends says "That's what she said" then Animal Boy said "I'm not a girl, shut up!" We then had to spend the next 10 minutes explaining to him what the term "That's what she said" meant.
Another was me and my friend playing with some dude named Nate Puppy and he started to get pissed and started goin "shutup! Shutup! shutup!" about 1000 times. My friends interupts him and goes "Nate puppy stop shoving puppies in your ass! We're tryin to play a game!"
Halo 3 when I was doin a lot of killin, a grunt turned and retreated and as he was leavin he said " feet don`t fail me know!" Me and my daughter was cryin!
i kinda chuckled when Marcus Pheonix said "Do you hear that" Dom: "it's probably the wind or something"...Marcus:"yea ...right, when was does the wind say HOSTILEEEEE" LMAO I RESTARTED MY 360 AGAIN JUST TO HEAR THA LINE.HoVDaHuSTLa1
Yea that is the one i was going to use :P damn you,
One time on Halo I was playing The Maw on legendary and some grunts killed me then they gathered around me and starting singing We Are the Champions haha.
i kinda chuckled when Marcus Pheonix said "Do you hear that" Dom: "it's probably the wind or something"...Marcus:"yea ...right, when was does the wind say HOSTILEEEEE" LMAO I RESTARTED MY 360 AGAIN JUST TO HEAR THA LINE.HoVDaHuSTLa1
i didnt have to restart my 360, cause i just kept dying over cause i couldnt handle that part, it handled me, and after a while it just got outright annoying
Probably on r6v on the dam level on terrorist hunt... we killed all enemies except one.. and found him hanging halfway down a ladder saying "i really should smoke less weed" and "dude i gotta stop talking to myself" classic stuff...
Yeah in portal those little turrets were funny they always said things to you like "I See You" and when you kill them 'I Understand" or 'I Forgive You" and the main robot that talks to you towards the end its like "I wasn't trying to kill you it was just a joke haha lets go have cake" if you've played it you know what I'm talking about.
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