Funniest Thing You've Ever Heard an Enemy/Ally Say

in halo 3 the little grunt said. "u killed my brther"!!!!!

In Rainbow Six Vegas, they say funny stuff like
"Do you want me to run into the bullets?!"
and
"Stop shooting the wall, b****!"

Also, in Timesplitters 3, when the robot gets thrown at the wall on the last boss, he goes
"I only wanted to be loved.." As he deactivates.

My favorites are defintely from Halo and Gears of War...

In Halo..."Get up so I can kill you again."

and the one from Gears was something like this

When you are going after the Immulsion station, one of your buddies goes:

"Think they know why we're here?"

and Fenix goes "Well, we aren't sellin cookies"

Or something like that. I died.

in R6V there were 2 guys tryin to get the last word before the game started. it was f***** funny. they were on and on u had to hear it. lmao!

That B**** owes me money!

F*** you, he was my friend!

Gotta love R6V :)

Danold

"He Killed Marcelus!" -I want that on a t-shirt

halo 3 when i stole this marine's kill he went "aww i was trying to get an achievement"

and i think i heard a brute or a grunt say

"F*** YOU arbiter!

Cod4 lobby

Skillz2Billz - OMG dude take the controll of ur mom

RubberChicken213 - Dude,what are u alking about my moms not playing?

Skillz2Billz - Your kidding right? Dude pass the controller to ur mom

I was playing Halo 3 on Legendary earlier and in a tense battle with about five brutes.

While I was hiding to let my shields recharge one of the Brutes shouted "Your mother mates out of season!". It actually made me laugh out loud.

Halo3's IWHBYD Skull, funny quotes.

In Oblivion, when I was sneaking by one of the BLIND monks she said her eyes were playing tricks on her

In Halo 3, with the IWHBYD skull, one of my allies said, "that was awesome! And I only peed myself a little bit!"

Oh, and I don't know if it counts since it wasn't actually dialogue, but in Morrowind, there was a guy in a secret chamber that said he would kill you and rape your dead body but "don't worry, I'll be gentle"

That B**** owes me money!

F*** you, he was my friend!

Gotta love R6V :)

Danold

on Halo 3 a grunt, said suck it b1+ch

[QUOTE="linkinSOXecho"]call o duty 4 lobby. 12 year old kept saying "eat it eat it eat it" over and over and an old guy screamed at the top of his lungs "WHY DONT YOU GO PLAY VIVA PINATA YOU LIL

That may have actually been me, I tend to flip out on little kids in CoD4 (I mean little kids, I.E. 7-12 years old, have absolutely no business playing a game like this online, or off for that matter) One of my friends gave me a bad rep after I made a small child cry.....:cry:

wen i was playing gears of war with a friend

and downed him and started humping him then carmine said : please somebody help me !!!!!!!!!!!!

it was so funny

In Rainbow Six Vegas, they say funny stuff like
"Do you want me to run into the bullets?!"
and
"Stop shooting the wall, b****!"

Also, in Timesplitters 3, when the robot gets thrown at the wall on the last boss, he goes
"I only wanted to be loved.." As he deactivates.

IcyToasters

THANX FOR RUINING THE ENDING!

[QUOTE="IcyToasters"]

In Rainbow Six Vegas, they say funny stuff like
"Do you want me to run into the bullets?!"
and
"Stop shooting the wall, b****!"

Also, in Timesplitters 3, when the robot gets thrown at the wall on the last boss, he goes
"I only wanted to be loved.." As he deactivates.

n00bkid

THANX FOR RUINING THE ENDING!

He's only ruined the ending if people read his post. You re-posting it in a quote isn't helping. Just like me re-posting it now isn't helping either.

In TES Oblivion Scribs89

Why are the textures missing? That looks horrible. Is it being played on a 4 year old pc or something?

Funny quote though. Also it's okay to say penis.

i kinda chuckled when Marcus Pheonix said "Do you hear that" Dom: "it's probably the wind or something"...Marcus:"yea ...right, when was does the wind say HOSTILEEEEE" LMAO I RESTARTED MY 360 AGAIN JUST TO HEAR THA LINE.HoVDaHuSTLa1

[QUOTE="IcyToasters"]

In Rainbow Six Vegas, they say funny stuff like
"Do you want me to run into the bullets?!"
and
"Stop shooting the wall, b****!"

Also, in Timesplitters 3, when the robot gets thrown at the wall on the last boss, he goes
"I only wanted to be loved.." As he deactivates.

n00bkid

THANX FOR RUINING THE ENDING!

AHH..
That wasn't the ending...

any have you not beat it?? Its old, and really short...
btw, :
[spoiler] Robot lives, until everything is fixed, then he fades away [/spoiler]

In Halo 2 A marine says "Take off your mask you can be that ugly" Then another marine says "O my god he is"

Corny but funny for a video game line

i kinda chuckled when Marcus Pheonix said "Do you hear that" Dom: "it's probably the wind or something"...Marcus:"yea ...right, when was does the wind say HOSTILEEEEE" LMAO I RESTARTED MY 360 AGAIN JUST TO HEAR THA LINE.HoVDaHuSTLa1

Classic Gears of War.:lol:

"You're a mercenary. You get to shoot people and blow things up for a living"

"Yeah, but I don't get to use a snowboard".

That actually is in Rainbow Six Vegas.

Rainbow Six Vegas

Terrorist 1: "Cover me!"
Terrorist 2:"F*** you, man. Cover me!"

A guard said to my guy in oblivion

"look at the muscles on you"

A guard said to my guy in oblivion

"look at the muscles on you"

Starsky14