Funniest Thing You've Ever Heard an Enemy/Ally Say

In Halo 3 whenever someone freaks out as they come around the corner and find me waiting with a shotgun. They almost always say "Oh s***, he's got a shot" *bang* *smack*

Another favorite of mine is when their whole team is bunched up and you jump down on them with a Rocket Launcher from a level above and you usually hear "Spread!" *click* *boom* *Triple Kill*

And my final one I'll leave you with is when they say "No, I don't see any of them." *smack* *Assassination*

i kinda chuckled when Marcus Pheonix said "Do you hear that" Dom: "it's probably the wind or something"...Marcus:"yea ...right, when was does the wind say HOSTILEEEEE" LMAO I RESTARTED MY 360 AGAIN JUST TO HEAR THA LINE.HoVDaHuSTLa1

yea that was hilarious:lol:

In Rainbow Six Vegas, they say funny stuff like
"Do you want me to run into the bullets?!"
and
"Stop shooting the wall, b****!"

Also, in Timesplitters 3, when the robot gets thrown at the wall on the last boss, he goes
"I only wanted to be loved.." As he deactivates.

IcyToasters

When me and my friend got to that part and heard that in TS3 we cracked up, we still quote it to this day.

I was playing Halo 3 on campaign just felt like owning so I played on easy. I was killing this group of grunts and I was chasing down the last grunt after I slaughtered all his friends and he said: " Its not a good idea to shoot at you. I get that now!" I was dying laughing it was just so hilarious

there were a couple times in a game i heard funny quotes the first one i ever heard was actually in duke nukem 64-

these robot like things that shoot rockets say "suck it down" then theres perfect dark where enemys would say damn shes good ,get her, help me. dont shoot etc that was the funniest game quotes i heard

Halo 3, its an easter egg on the one the second level where you see the Warhog get blown up, at the very end of that room theres a marine by a door talking to another guy on the inside. Also once I over herd a grunt conversation where he was asking the other one where his gun wnet.tsylord

EDIT: I found it. There is a video fo it here. I guess it's dialogue from RvB, but I wasn't aware of that.

One time on Halo I was playing The Maw on legendary and some grunts killed me then they gathered around me and starting singing We Are the Champions haha.bitemeslippy

Halo 3, its an easter egg on the one the second level where you see the Warhog get blown up, at the very end of that room theres a marine by a door talking to another guy on the inside. Also once I over herd a grunt conversation where he was asking the other one where his gun wnet.tsylord

[QUOTE="tsylord"]Halo 3, its an easter egg on the one the second level where you see the Warhog get blown up, at the very end of that room theres a marine by a door talking to another guy on the inside. Also once I over herd a grunt conversation where he was asking the other one where his gun wnet.SnipeyMcSnipe

EDIT: I found it. There is a video fo it here. I guess it's dialogue from RvB, but I wasn't aware of that.

Playing Halo 3 On legendary, was chasing a grunt, and then he yells "DEMONS GONNA EAT ME!!!" I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

I'd have to say a ton of the dialouge from armed and dangerous, on xbox.

Enemy soldiers confront the main character and companions, and are about to arrest them, when the little old guy pulls a classic scene from Star Wars. "These aren't the droids you're looking for" or something from Star Wars, there's another line like "it's not working" from one of your companions, and the guy casting the spell is like, "Okay, from now on, you're both French!" and the soldiers shout "RETREAT!" and turn and run away.

Also dig the AI from Portal. "Please lie down and assume the party position" or "Everyone has started eating your cake. I told them not to, but they went ahead and started anyway. You should hurry up before it's gone" or something like that.

i was playing COD4 online and i was talking to my friend n some american idiot, says ' oh my god, you english dont even know what the english language is, you cant even talk it right, you guys like tottaly suck at it'

I cant really think of any at the moment but I liked in assassins creed when you would get into a fight with a bunch of guys and they would go "how can one expect to beat so many?" and then you kill all of them and the last guy starts running away going "dont kill me"sonofabear17

i kinda laughed when i thought about it real hard when all the guards though i was a assassin in assassin's creed because i walked into him lolCharlyMurphy

Yea, that drove me freakin insane in that informer mission where you need to assasinate like 5-6 guys in 3 minutes. I failed so many times because I kept rushing to get back to the informer and I would accidentally run into one of the guards who automatically knew I was an Assassin because I bumped into him. WTF??

i kinda chuckled when Marcus Pheonix said "Do you hear that" Dom: "it's probably the wind or something"...Marcus:"yea ...right, when was does the wind say HOSTILEEEEE" LMAO I RESTARTED MY 360 AGAIN JUST TO HEAR THA LINE.HoVDaHuSTLa1

hahah good call this is probably the most ridiculous sayiing in the game

besides people who yell at people they live with and dont turn their mic off....always good for a laugh

[QUOTE="CharlyMurphy"]i kinda laughed when i thought about it real hard when all the guards though i was a assassin in assassin's creed because i walked into him lolpaul52181

Yea, that drove me freakin insane in that informer mission where you need to assasinate like 5-6 guys in 3 minutes. I failed so many times because I kept rushing to get back to the informer and I would accidentally run into one of the guards who automatically knew I was an Assassin because I bumped into him. WTF??

i almost stopped playing that game because of that mission

man it was annoying...and also the drunk bums who push you into other drunk bums and guards...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[QUOTE="paul52181"]

[QUOTE="CharlyMurphy"]i kinda laughed when i thought about it real hard when all the guards though i was a assassin in assassin's creed because i walked into him lolvolcomstoner180

Yea, that drove me freakin insane in that informer mission where you need to assasinate like 5-6 guys in 3 minutes. I failed so many times because I kept rushing to get back to the informer and I would accidentally run into one of the guards who automatically knew I was an Assassin because I bumped into him. WTF??

i almost stopped playing that game because of that mission

man it was annoying...and also the drunk bums who push you into other drunk bums and guards...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

One that I consider an absolute classic moment of gaming:

I was playing Saints Row with my buddy watchin, rampaging around the city. I went to the liqour store and bought four bottles of champagne. I went up the stairs at a train station and had my character drink all four in rapid succession. He walked down the stairs pretty okay I think, then I get to the sidewalk and a female gang member says :

"You've come a long way."

And I vomited at her feet. Completely unexpected and hilarious.