What is the weirdest thing you've seen or heard while on xbox live?

Once the host in a Gears game put his mic next to his computer speakers while porn was playing. It was hard to focus while on his team :?joey101010

I heard a little kid getting beat down by his older brother while his mic was on. It was pretty awesome.

i have had 2 such incidents, one was this guy took his controller and mic with him to his bathroom and you could here him taking a piss and later a numba 2. Second this guy put his mic near is rear end and did the longest gastrous release i have ever herd.

On time playing Gears Of War in the lobby, one person just started singing and then everyone just started singing along with him and they all knew the words. It was pretty funny.-MlKE-

That was probably me. ;P

On Lost Planet some cranky American guy was claiming that we were reenacting WWII when some Japanese, Italian and German players came on. He got much more cranky when he was put on the same team as some of them. Casual racists eh...

When I was playing Saint's Row a bunch of wannabe gangsta sounding guys were on my team. The weird part? Their chat was the most team coordination I've ever heard on XBoxLive and perhaps on the PC too O.o Needless to say we won, pretty badly.

"Yo dawg, you gotta cap that guy aroundda billboard."
"Aight, it's clear to show da pimp mobile."
"Sh*****t, good game, b*tches"

testicles on unovendettared468

Same here, unfortunatly.

On gears this guy was talking crap to everybody even us on his team. So we start talking back and he threatens to kill his self and doesnt talk the rest of the game.

When I was playing Saint's Row a bunch of wannabe gangsta sounding guys were on my team. The weird part? Their chat was the most team coordination I've ever heard on XBoxLive and perhaps on the PC too O.o Needless to say we won, pretty badly.

"Yo dawg, you gotta cap that guy aroundda billboard."
"Aight, it's clear to show da pimp mobile."
"Sh*****t, good game, b*tches"

PuRe_CaNaDiaN_

rofl thats funny as crap

one time in R6 i was playin n this dutch speakin guy from belgium threw a frag,and one of our teammates ran in front of it and it flew back at him he died n was like " YOU LOUSY AMERICAN PIECE OF CRAP IM LEAVING THIS DUM GAME"

..and he left

One time (on Gears of War multi) my team was loosing 3-5, and it was first to 6, and right as the next round started, I said, " ALRIGHT TEAM! FLYING "V" FORMATION!! CHANSAWS OUT, REV'EM UP!" And for the next 3 rounds we all did the same "V" formation with our chainsaws, and we actually won the match :lol:

Both teams were were laughing in hysteria by the time the game was over.

Good times...

One time (on Gears of War multi) my team was loosing 3-5, and it was first to 6, and right as the next round started, I said, " ALRIGHT TEAM! FLYING "V" FORMATION!! CHANSAWS OUT, REV'EM UP!" And for the next 3 rounds we all did the same "V" formation with our chainsaws, and we actually won the match :lol:

Both teams were were laughing in hysteria by the time the game was over.

Good times...

xxcommixx

how'd you make a V with 4 people?

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One time (on Gears of War multi) my team was loosing 3-5, and it was first to 6, and right as the next round started, I said, " ALRIGHT TEAM! FLYING "V" FORMATION!! CHANSAWS OUT, REV'EM UP!" And for the next 3 rounds we all did the same "V" formation with our chainsaws, and we actually won the match :lol:

Both teams were were laughing in hysteria by the time the game was over.

Good times...

vendettared468

how'd you make a V with 4 people?

well, we couldn't make a very accurate V with only 4 people, so we had one in front, 2 on each side, and one in the back.

It was close enough :P

"Don't spit it out!"

I never asked what he was talking about.

I was playin gears with this kid from the UK and he was talking like a gnome with down syndrome or something. He really kicked ass too but he was annoying. After every match he would be like "I did it I did it"! in his retarded gnome voice. He was being annoying on purpose so sometimes I wish there was an option to boot people.

Then there was another time in R6V, I was in a room with a bunch of wannabe gangsta guys, and this one dude comes in and he's like "have any of you heard of colvert's I just ate there for the 4 time this week" and he went on about how the food was there and then suddenly the host kicks him and he's like "man I ain't puttin up with that ****". Pretty funny.

In Gears of War, one of my teammates left his mic on while recieving a blowjob from some chick, he said it was his wife. Needless to say, it was an extremely awkward,but memorable XBL experience.

in GeOW one guy started singing the power rangers song he was around my age becuase when i was a kid power rangers where the thing. So me and another guy started singing some little kid got cut thinking that singing power rangers would make him gay so eventually the guy got booted and the kid said he got disconnected....

Also one guy was talking to another little kid saying do you want to see my penis mucking around so this kid went nuts yelling and screaming IM NOT GAY!!!!

it was a while ago, when i was playing cod2 on live, it was team deathmatch, 3 amercians (counting me) and 4 British dudes were in the lobby, and we started fighting each other screaming put stereotypes, then we had a YANKEES VS BRITS match.....IT WAS AWESOME!!! we won it 50-46, and some body started saying the pledge of allegiance, and all the british dudes got mad.....it was so insanely hilarious to listen those conversations.......classic xboxlive,

Brit: why dont you goback to mcdonalds

american: go brush your teeth you brit

Brit: you guys are the real terrorist

american: who drinks tea, what a looser....

(insert random mama joke and carry on......)

In Gears some little kid tried telling me they kill all the retard babies in Texas when theyare born... (funny thing was he honestly believed it)

it was a while ago, when i was playing cod2 on live, it was team deathmatch, 3 amercians (counting me) and 4 British dudes were in the lobby, and we started fighting each other screaming put stereotypes, then we had a YANKEES VS BRITS match.....IT WAS AWESOME!!! we won it 50-46, and some body started saying the pledge of allegiance, and all the british dudes got mad.....it was so insanely hilarious to listen those conversations.......classic xboxlive,

Brit: why dont you goback to mcdonalds

american: go brush your teeth you brit

Brit: you guys are the real terrorist

american: who drinks tea, what a looser....

(insert random mama joke and carry on......)

axes03

Yeah that happens alot in CoD. I never know who starts it though.

One time there was this "girl" with a gamertag "Candygirl" so one kid started singing 'Candygirl!!! ROCK MY WORLDDDD' CANDYGIRL!' Lol then the next minute everyone was singing, I couldn't stop laughing. But then Candygirl left =(HeirofSparda

:o, I was gonna post that, I was there man!, that was hilarious, that was a long time ago.

On time playing Gears Of War in the lobby, one person just started singing and then everyone just started singing along with him and they all knew the words. It was pretty funny.-MlKE-

Lol im almost allways the 1 to start that on every mathc i go on "whhhhhhhhhhyyyy dont you build me up buttecup..."

One time (on Gears of War multi) my team was loosing 3-5, and it was first to 6, and right as the next round started, I said, " ALRIGHT TEAM! FLYING "V" FORMATION!! CHANSAWS OUT, REV'EM UP!" And for the next 3 rounds we all did the same "V" formation with our chainsaws, and we actually won the match :lol:

Both teams were were laughing in hysteria by the time the game was over.

Good times...

xxcommixx

thats stupid

I was playing gears of war and some guy goes "Have any of you gotten the third Badge on the new pokemon for the ds" and everyone just went off and kept making fun of him like saying "Do it for Pikachu"