What is the weirdest thing you've seen or heard while on xbox live?

On uno someone joined the match and all we could see was a chair then all of a sudden we see bare A$$ and soon he did the "tuck" off silence of the lambs he kept dancing around still tucked sayng nothing, butt naked, and then he got lotion a started putting it on himself. Everyone could not stop laughing. Funniest thing ive ever seen, but i may need therapy. By the way uno late at night is where u can see anything you want and everything you dont.stupiddude953

That was the funniest thing I've ever seen! I was there with him and I almost died laughing. When he was tucked, he started spinning and you could see the trifecta of disturbing. His penis balls, and brown-eye. Good times on uno... good times. Oh, and a ginger kid wacked it to stupiddude's nipple. He thought he was the chick in the room and asked him for a pic of his boobs.

I made a thirteen year old cry on a ranked match in cod 3...i went off on him when i finally got tired of hearing his screaming whenever he died. I told him to shut up in a violent way for about 30 seconds and then after i had finished...

{muffled sobs}

"Are you crying?" -kid on my team

{more sobbing}

"Dude are you seriously crying?" -kid on my team

{through the sobs} "WHY IS HE YELLING AT ME" {continued sobbing} -victim of my verbal abuse

"How are you?" -kid on my team

{sobbing}

"Im sorry dude really calm down i was just kidding" -me

in graw this guy was team killing nonestop in team deathmatch, so i started to kill him and told everyone on my team to kill him. after teh match he sent me a voice message saying that we should bht just team kill everyone.at the very begginning of the match the guy just pulls out a grenade where everyone spawns and just throws it into this crowd of people on his team. he got 5 or 6 teamkills in the first 3 secs.

anothere game of graw was only grenades. everyone was just running around trying to hit eachother with grenades for 10 mins.

HAHA OMG THIS TOPIC IS HILARIOUS. IT KINDA MAKES ME WANT TO GO OUT AND GET THE CAMERA FOR UNO AND SEE ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF (HOPEFULLY THOSE LESBIANS HAVING SEX)

WELL NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO CRAZY. I HAD SOME FUNNY MOMENTS BUT ONE THAT STANDS OUT IN MY MIND WAS WHEN I WAS PLAYING COD3 AND THIS GUY ON OUR TEAM IS TALKING TO US LIKE HE WAS REALLY IN THE WAR AND HE'S SAYING ALL THIS WAR LINGO AND STUFF LIKE "LETS MAKE OUR MOTHER PROUD BOYS" AND SOME OTHER FUNNY STUFF.

I ALSO PLAY HALO 2 WITH MY FRIEND AND MY GAMER TAG IS THAT FRIENDS MOMS NAME (KATHYHYNES) AND I STUCK SOMEONE IN THE FACE WITH A PLASMA AND AFTER THE GAME THE GUY SAYS "KATHY YOU CU*T AND LEFT. MY FRIEND GOT SO PISSED HE ACTUALLY CALLED MICROSOFT TOO SEE IF HE CAN GET MY GAMERTAG REMOVED.

I was playing co-op with this ghetto guy on GeOW on insane. he was an absolute beast with the torque bow, and he would do the most insane things that would get anyone else killed in a second. he would just run up to dudes and bash em in the face til they died. ok, now for the funniest thing: when he would stay back with his torque, he would just say "DO YOU SEE THAT GUY!? WHAT IS HE DOING? I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS GUY DOIN?? *kills him* Seriously man what was that guy doing..." He did that with practically EVERY GUY he killed and i'm sitting there with my mic on mute so he doesnt hear me hysterically laughing. then i sent him a friend request lol.Pwnager

What was his gamertag?

HAHA OMG THIS TOPIC IS HILARIOUS. IT KINDA MAKES ME WANT TO GO OUT AND GET THE CAMERA FOR UNO AND SEE ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF (HOPEFULLY THOSE LESBIANS HAVING SEX)

WELL NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO CRAZY. I HAD SOME FUNNY MOMENTS BUT ONE THAT STANDS OUT IN MY MIND WAS WHEN I WAS PLAYING COD3 AND THIS GUY ON OUR TEAM IS TALKING TO US LIKE HE WAS REALLY IN THE WAR AND HE'S SAYING ALL THIS WAR LINGO AND STUFF LIKE "LETS MAKE OUR MOTHER PROUD BOYS" AND SOME OTHER FUNNY STUFF.

I ALSO PLAY HALO 2 WITH MY FRIEND AND MY GAMER TAG IS THAT FRIENDS MOMS NAME (KATHYHYNES) AND I STUCK SOMEONE IN THE FACE WITH A PLASMA AND AFTER THE GAME THE GUY SAYS "KATHY YOU CU*T AND LEFT. MY FRIEND GOT SO PISSED HE ACTUALLY CALLED MICROSOFT TOO SEE IF HE CAN GET MY GAMERTAG REMOVED.

ajhitsemharder

Why UNO? We have "teh internets"

just recently while playing COD2 online, i heard what sounded like a 6 year old loudly rapping all the words to some eminem song. it was so aggravating. can you say : Mute List ?

[QUOTE="Pwnager"]I was playing co-op with this ghetto guy on GeOW on insane. he was an absolute beast with the torque bow, and he would do the most insane things that would get anyone else killed in a second. he would just run up to dudes and bash em in the face til they died. ok, now for the funniest thing: when he would stay back with his torque, he would just say "DO YOU SEE THAT GUY!? WHAT IS HE DOING? I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS GUY DOIN?? *kills him* Seriously man what was that guy doing..." He did that with practically EVERY GUY he killed and i'm sitting there with my mic on mute so he doesnt hear me hysterically laughing. then i sent him a friend request lol.micr21

What was his gamertag?

I can't remember, I've added a lot of people since then, why was that you? lol

My clan member playin the guitar naked on uno. I join the game and my other clan member's like "This is a bad time to join."

Very Funny. And i think this is the greatest topic ever.

XD i love this topic

well, out of my 3 years of xbox live.. i have seen/heard the funniest S*** ever LMAO

one of my favorites is when i was playing Halo2 w/ my friends we were playing against a Stand-By'er and his Gt was mymomstandbys4me and i was lmao when i heard him say "push the button mom, push it" me and my friends were Cracking up lol.

and another time is when my friend was playing Halo2 and when he Out BR'ed somebody he would say.. "My cat was playing" LMAO

Fxcking Hilarious... lol

XDDDD

if i told you the things ive seen on xbox live, you probably rip your eyes out. Why ive seen everything from a guy getting his head clean taken off to someone gettin chainsawed... don't see that sh#t on tvCLERGIES

beautifully put.

when i saw an army of 50 mammoth tanks in command and conquer 3

and i was just a beginner in the hole xbox 360

he blewed my base in seconds

I was on Test Drive Unlimited, and i met this American dude talking about how Canada's contributed nothing to anything, (i'm Canadian), so i just play it stupid and say, WE HAVE MAPLE SYRUP!!!!!!! Then he's saying that Canada's best thing to America is Avril Lavigne. I say "are you serious? she sucks." And he replys : "Ok tell me you wouldnt put it in her"

And that my friends, shut me up.

Then we raced, and i was in the lead singing the Canadian national anthem,
unfortunately i ****ed up and drove on the wrong road, so he won... but not by alot

HAHA OMG THIS TOPIC IS HILARIOUS. IT KINDA MAKES ME WANT TO GO OUT AND GET THE CAMERA FOR UNO AND SEE ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF (HOPEFULLY THOSE LESBIANS HAVING SEX)

WELL NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO CRAZY. I HAD SOME FUNNY MOMENTS BUT ONE THAT STANDS OUT IN MY MIND WAS WHEN I WAS PLAYING COD3 AND THIS GUY ON OUR TEAM IS TALKING TO US LIKE HE WAS REALLY IN THE WAR AND HE'S SAYING ALL THIS WAR LINGO AND STUFF LIKE "LETS MAKE OUR MOTHER PROUD BOYS" AND SOME OTHER FUNNY STUFF.

I ALSO PLAY HALO 2 WITH MY FRIEND AND MY GAMER TAG IS THAT FRIENDS MOMS NAME (KATHYHYNES) AND I STUCK SOMEONE IN THE FACE WITH A PLASMA AND AFTER THE GAME THE GUY SAYS "KATHY YOU CU*T AND LEFT. MY FRIEND GOT SO PISSED HE ACTUALLY CALLED MICROSOFT TOO SEE IF HE CAN GET MY GAMERTAG REMOVED.

ajhitsemharder

LMAO

when i was playing gears online 2 kids from texas were fighting saying oh ya im gona find you and then we will play gears and he said you dont know my name then the other kid is like ill scan it my dad works for al quadia its ok then the other kid is like your a crack kid then the other your a pot kid then im like shut up

XD i love this topic

well, out of my 3 years of xbox live.. i have seen/heard the funniest S*** ever LMAO

one of my favorites is when i was playing Halo2 w/ my friends we were playing against a Stand-By'er and his Gt was mymomstandbys4me and i was lmao when i heard him say "push the button mom, push it" me and my friends were Cracking up lol.

and another time is when my friend was playing Halo2 and when he Out BR'ed somebody he would say.. "My cat was playing" LMAO

Fxcking Hilarious... lol

XDDDD

kinstar2002

how did u get the sig that says how much of each game u beaten cuz i want 1 for mine

Some guy on PGR was driving the wrong way around the track in a race, he was screaming in a really jamaican accent

"WHY DO WE ALL HAVE TO CONFORM? I SAY WE HAVE FREEDOM! DRIVE THE WRONG WAY BRUDDAS!"

and stuff like that, was so funny

[QUOTE="kinstar2002"]

XD i love this topic

well, out of my 3 years of xbox live.. i have seen/heard the funniest S*** ever LMAO

one of my favorites is when i was playing Halo2 w/ my friends we were playing against a Stand-By'er and his Gt was mymomstandbys4me and i was lmao when i heard him say "push the button mom, push it" me and my friends were Cracking up lol.

and another time is when my friend was playing Halo2 and when he Out BR'ed somebody he would say.. "My cat was playing" LMAO

Fxcking Hilarious... lol

XDDDD

jarod194

how did u get the sig that says how much of each game u beaten cuz i want 1 for mine

Mygamercard.net

some guy yelled out "shut up grandma, im gonna get you yo damn cranberry juice"trickazzmark

ah man, thanks for that, I was incredibly tired till I read this and laughed my ass off.

I was playing R6V with a bunch of Elite's and they were all screaming "white power" and sayin the N word. Then they kicked our asses.

I was playing another game in a room full of elites, they start talking trash to us and when the game starts, they start spawn camping. they did that till everyone on my team left except me. I ended up getting the most kills out of everybody in the room even though the other team still won. And they started talking trash again. I was like WTF? i got the most kills?

Two guys doing it on the uno video feed :cry:achilles614

Guys?

this one time i was playing gears of war on this team and everyone else on my team were friends and they were playing tricks on the other team. so they had this entire elaborate story made up and they were planning it all the way through and i was helping them.

so basically this one kid was like dude why the hell did you tell my mom that i kissed you the other night. my mom said she is going to kick me out of the house. you ruined my life. and they went on for so long about it and the other team believed every second of it. then while in rounds we would plan out what to say next. it was so funny. the other team was like 'dude you are so gay why did you kiss him?' and 'i can't believe you told his mom.' it was the funniest thing i've ever heard on xbl. and then it was like 'now the whole town hates me...even my grandma.' we were cracking up so much during rounds.

*bumpity bumpity bump bup bump*

Ah three years of XBL have been fun. My first would had to have been in H2. My friend and I in double team. He got doubleteamed, and they started humping his body. I came up behind em and assassinated both of them before they knew what hit em, then proceeded to hump their bodies in retribution. :)

Once, my friends and I on Coag. One driving, one with the bomb in passanger and me on turret of the 'Hog. I'm shooting the banshee, and once I kill it, I look down as my friends start freakin out. Rocket guy 12o'clock. So I start shootin at him, driver friend trys to run him down, but just misses to the left. So my friend with the bomb takes a swing for the hell of it. He gets a beat down kill. It was so effin funny! Clotheslined that poor bastd!

Terminal, we in a 'Hog, same 3 of us. My bomb friend is god at Gausse, so hes gunner. Im usually in passanger, just along for the ride while my driver friend drives. Driver dies, so I get out to drive, we pick back up driver once he spawns. So we turn into the tunnel and we see the whole other team not far, one with rockets. So I get out quick, driver gets into the drivers seat, and I yell "Go! I'll buy you time!" Gausse friend cant get a clear shot for once in his life, unfortunately. So they drive past the enemy team as I charge them head on with an SMG. As one, the enemy team all turn 180 as my friends' 'Hog pass em. I go up to the enemy. BAM BAM BAM BAM! Four Assassinations, Killtacular, Killing Spree! Greatest thing ever to happen to me in halo 2, since none of us expected to live.

More rescentlyin Shadownrun, in one map theres a place known as the Big Hole. When you hit the d-pad, the computer says stuff like 'A dwarf with the artifact in the Main Lobby."So we're on this map, and halfway through we all hear the computer say "One Troll, Big Hole." And we all just cracked up laughing! It was so funny.