What is the weirdest thing you've seen or heard while on xbox live?

Two guys doing it on the uno video feed :cry:achilles614

O.o Ouch.

A British and American kid fighting over witch country is better.Had to be one of the funnyest things ever.There were seriously getting mad.If they were in front of eachother they would have fist fightedfor shure.

And a very young kid pretending he was getting a Blow Job...it had to be one of the most annoyingnoise ever.

Two guys doing it on the uno video feed :cry:achilles614

On uno someone joined the match and all we could see was a chair then all of a sudden we see bare A$$ and soon he did the "tuck" off silence of the lambs he kept dancing around still tucked sayng nothing, butt naked, and then he got lotion a started putting it on himself. Everyone could not stop laughing. Funniest thing ive ever seen, but i may need therapy. By the way uno late at night is where u can see anything you want and everything you dont.stupiddude953

why didnt u leave the match? or block his camera or something

[QUOTE="stupiddude953"]On uno someone joined the match and all we could see was a chair then all of a sudden we see bare A$$ and soon he did the "tuck" off silence of the lambs he kept dancing around still tucked sayng nothing, butt naked, and then he got lotion a started putting it on himself. Everyone could not stop laughing. Funniest thing ive ever seen, but i may need therapy. By the way uno late at night is where u can see anything you want and everything you dont.kcm_117

why didnt u leave the match? or block his camera or something

well it seems that he enjoyed it...:?

it was a while ago, when i was playing cod2 on live, it was team deathmatch, 3 amercians (counting me) and 4 British dudes were in the lobby, and we started fighting each other screaming put stereotypes, then we had a YANKEES VS BRITS match.....IT WAS AWESOME!!! we won it 50-46, and some body started saying the pledge of allegiance, and all the british dudes got mad.....it was so insanely hilarious to listen those conversations.......classic xboxlive,

Brit: why dont you goback to mcdonalds

american: go brush your teeth you brit

Brit: you guys are the real terrorist

american: who drinks tea, what a looser....

(insert random mama joke and carry on......)

axes03

LOLS I might of been in the british team, I remember having a personal Brits VS Yanks showdown.

10 year old british kids....they sound like girls but their guysGama_Forever

Your kidding right?.... one time this English guy was fighting with this american guy about how much 10 year old american boys sound like little girls. Then this american kid joined who was coming up for 11 sounded so girly he was saying I GOT A KILL!!!yay that never happens then the american guy was like your right american boys sound gay its so funny.

[QUOTE="axes03"]

it was a while ago, when i was playing cod2 on live, it was team deathmatch, 3 amercians (counting me) and 4 British dudes were in the lobby, and we started fighting each other screaming put stereotypes, then we had a YANKEES VS BRITS match.....IT WAS AWESOME!!! we won it 50-46, and some body started saying the pledge of allegiance, and all the british dudes got mad.....it was so insanely hilarious to listen those conversations.......classic xboxlive,

Brit: why dont you goback to mcdonalds

american: go brush your teeth you brit

Brit: you guys are the real terrorist

american: who drinks tea, what a looser....

(insert random mama joke and carry on......)

hama666

LOLS I might of been in the british team, I remember having a personal Brits VS Yanks showdown.

I had a fight like that before though i was on the yanks team and i was there top player , they were making fun of the brittish guys then i was like im brittish then they just said its ok your scottish.I was like OK...... THEN.

Once the host in a Gears game put his mic next to his computer speakers while porn was playing. It was hard to focus while on his team :?joey101010

this guy randonly started singing crazy train on by ozzy ozbourne iin gears

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[QUOTE="stupiddude953"]On uno someone joined the match and all we could see was a chair then all of a sudden we see bare A$$ and soon he did the "tuck" off silence of the lambs he kept dancing around still tucked sayng nothing, butt naked, and then he got lotion a started putting it on himself. Everyone could not stop laughing. Funniest thing ive ever seen, but i may need therapy. By the way uno late at night is where u can see anything you want and everything you dont.vendettared468

why didnt u leave the match? or block his camera or something

well it seems that he enjoyed it...:?

Haha wow, what a great thread!This is some of the funniest s*** ive heard on GS in a long time.

Anyways, a few years back while playing Halo 2 online, there was some kid, probably around ten years old, howling and screaming in pain in the lobby. He claimed his older brother convinced him to put ben gay on his b***s. Throughout the entire match, he was crying in his mic, telling everyone how much it burned. He also went on to warn everyone to never ever put ben gay on their b***s, no matter what anyone tells you. I was laughing so hard i had tears streaming down my face. Everyone got a good laugh out of the poor kids misery

some kid name pcans who every to secons would go you big dummy nunnunnununu and every time he got a kill would go you p cons!!!

me-person pointing a gun at his head and as the camera in uno

my friends-lesbians having sex on uno

^^that crazy uno

One time (on Gears of War multi) my team was loosing 3-5, and it was first to 6, and right as the next round started, I said, " ALRIGHT TEAM! FLYING "V" FORMATION!! CHANSAWS OUT, REV'EM UP!" And for the next 3 rounds we all did the same "V" formation with our chainsaws, and we actually won the match :lol:

Both teams were were laughing in hysteria by the time the game was over.

Good times...

xxcommixx

Thats awesome, see the flying V does work!

[QUOTE="xxcommixx"]

One time (on Gears of War multi) my team was loosing 3-5, and it was first to 6, and right as the next round started, I said, " ALRIGHT TEAM! FLYING "V" FORMATION!! CHANSAWS OUT, REV'EM UP!" And for the next 3 rounds we all did the same "V" formation with our chainsaws, and we actually won the match :lol:

Both teams were were laughing in hysteria by the time the game was over.

Good times...

jd7-03

Thats awesome, see the flying V does work!

SILLY MIGHTY DUCKS

this one time this guy was talking about taking a wire coat hanger and sticking it on the stove for like a half hour and then sticking it up my ass real slow like sssssssssssss.

me-person pointing a gun at his head and as the camera in uno

my friends-lesbians having sex on uno

^^that crazy uno

a879572349586

your friend is pretty lucky. I don't think I'll risk playing uno though seeing as I'm likely to run into some really weird people.

My and a friend were in a room in Vegas and the room was almost full. We were waiting for it too fill up and this guy comes in and hes like

"Guys...what does it mena when you have like bumps, like pimples all over your ****" (im sure you can imagine what the guy said" so me and my friend were laughing so har,d then he said

"And...theres puss coming out of it" ROFL. so I said "Maybe you should get some treatments" and he said "NO, I like having something to pick at"

LMAO :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

this one time this guy was talking about taking a wire coat hanger and sticking it on the stove for like a half hour and then sticking it up my ass real slow like sssssssssssss.

MCD0UGALMAN

Thats from a song on Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers

this one time this guy was talking about taking a wire coat hanger and sticking it on the stove for like a half hour and then sticking it up my ass real slow like sssssssssssss.

MCD0UGALMAN

you really need to stop doing this...

[QUOTE="MCD0UGALMAN"]

this one time this guy was talking about taking a wire coat hanger and sticking it on the stove for like a half hour and then sticking it up my ass real slow like sssssssssssss.

mcdougalman

you really need to stop doing this...

im sorry your 290 pounds of man meat is just so delicous i want to rub chocolate syrup all over it and pretend like im swimming in apit of men eating cereal on a hot day.

[QUOTE="MCD0UGALMAN"]

this one time this guy was talking about taking a wire coat hanger and sticking it on the stove for like a half hour and then sticking it up my ass real slow like sssssssssssss.

footballfan1322

Thats from a song on Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers

and as for you, you didnt need to ruin that quote for me that brought me hours of pleasure and no im just envisioning ol' dirty bastard and now im just sorta hard.

this was on uno

a guy said look what i can do then proceeded to put nunchucks where the sun don't shine

I have so many experiences on xbox live... specifically on halo2 way back in the day that It's hard to say the weirdest...

One of the most memorable experiences (I actually named my bowling team after this experience too) was this kid that was running around in halo 2 yelling in a really high pitched voice constantly yelling "HEY WANNA COME TO THE PANTS PARTY??!?! PARTY IN THE PANTS! IT'S THE PANTS PARTY PARTY IN THE PANTS!!! WANNA COME TO THE PANTS PARTY?!!?" all the while he was just running around like a crazy person!

I have so many experiences on xbox live... specifically on halo2 way back in the day that It's hard to say the weirdest...

One of the most memorable experiences (I actually named my bowling team after this experience too) was this kid that was running around in halo 2 yelling in a really high pitched voice constantly yelling "HEY WANNA COME TO THE PANTS PARTY??!?! PARTY IN THE PANTS! IT'S THE PANTS PARTY PARTY IN THE PANTS!!! WANNA COME TO THE PANTS PARTY?!!?" all the while he was just running around like a crazy person!

JimBurber

what'd you name the team? Steve Carrel?

10 year old british kids....they sound like girls but their guysGama_Forever

[QUOTE="Gama_Forever"]10 year old british kids....they sound like girls but their guysceltman2006

[QUOTE="Gama_Forever"]10 year old british kids....they sound like girls but their guysceltman2006

Well I have 3. The first two are on UNO. I've never had anything as bad as some of you, but once while i was playin, a guy kept entering and exiting the match, and everytime he would enter he would put a playboy open up to the camera, and then stroke the pictures. :lol:

Then another time, I was playing with a girl in UNO, we played for a few matches, and then all the sudden her husband comes in and starts kissin her and stuff...and then she left the game, as someone else in the room screamed rape!

My other interesting experience was in Halo 2. Some little kid was in the room shouting "fo double kills, fo double kills, N****" it was funny as hell, if weird.

On time playing Gears Of War in the lobby, one person just started singing and then everyone just started singing along with him and they all knew the words. It was pretty funny.-MlKE-

If the song was Roxanne by the Police that was me and my friends