(the ones with a * are the ones that apply to me :)) Your mother or grandmother has Maria in her name. * You have a rooster napkin holder.* Your father or grandfather is called Manuel, Jose, Antonio, or Joao.* Your house is a mini church with just as may statues of saints and Jesus as your church itself. You warn other drivers of police on the highway by flashing your lights, even though one of the drivers might have just robbed a bank. (so true!) * You think all university graduates should be called "Doutor" and like to be called so if you are one of the chosen few who have managed to finish college. * You have a mobile phone and spend a small fortune on it, but think twice about going to the dentist. (since my father is more american than portuguese, this one doesnt apply :P) You laugh at jokes about the Alentejanos but get angry to know that the same jokes are told in Brazil about the Portuguese. * You think that you can catch a cold with a draft or by sitting in the spring sun. Cold drinks are also thought to bring on the dreadful "gripe". And don't let anyone have a shower after eating as something terrible could happen to them. (i dont think this, my mom does) * If you are from Porto you don't like people from Lisbon and call them Moors. The reverse is also true but they don't call you a nice word like "Moor". (i actually like lisbon and the people from there) You think Brazilians speak incorrect Portuguese and will not read a book written in Brazilian Portuguese. * You say that the Portuguese, unlike the Spanish, are good at learning foreign languages. * Your parents own like 9 houses in Portugal but complain about the lack of money in the States. Going to Portugal involves buying gifts for all 500 members of your family (I wont even start! :P) * You go crazy for the World Cup ** You refer to Portugal as "O Continent" * You've walked in "as paradas" longer than you can remember You have grape vines in your backyard (my granpa) You earned over $10,000 for your first communion. To hell with the Turkey and Roast Beef! X-mas dinner was bacalhau au braz, baby! ** A barbeque does not consist of burgers on the grill... Hello! Can you say sardinhas? (unfortunatly :( lol) * You've had your license for a month, but your $20,000 car has been "hooked up" for a year. I'm talking rims, tints, a system... A wooden spoon equals discipline, or if you ever had to duck so you wouldn't get hit with flying shoes. (omg! have i got some stories about this... lol ;)) Your parents anticipate that you'll marry your first long-term boyfriend/girlfriend. * When you hear the word "Sagres" you think Beer, not historical marine school. (always hihi :D)* Nothing beats a buttered papo-seco. Your 15 year old brother is allowed to have two girls sleep over, but your 19 year old sister can't go out past 7pm. * :( You think that 2am is too early to go to bed and that 11am is to early to get out of bed. (all the time!! :D) * Your grandmother tells you look sick because you are too thin. Your parents make you eat 3 servings of dinner at each sitting otherwise they think you don't like the cooking. ** There where more just that I cut them out so this wouldnt be even longer!! :P ***
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