Ok so i was reading some fanfics over at fanfic.net and one of my fav authors instead of posting the new chapter like i was hoping she posted this. I thought u guys might enjoy reading it ;)
Just to make clear this isn't my idea it belongs to Tidia, Mog, Ridley, Gatorpez, and Lo over at fanfic.net
The Rubella Drinking Game
Inventors of this game waive any liability in regards to alcoholism, inebriation, blackouts, or vomiting.
All blame rightfully goes to Ruby and Bela, so called "kick ass" hunters, and their creators.
Shots of tequila, whiskey or vodka are recommended, but not necessary, just enough to make you forget that the female hunters exist.
Drink when one of the girls engages in a gratuitous display of toughgirlery. Meaning, knife twirling, knife throwing, gun play, or any other weapons handling at a time when not necessary and/or not actively engaging in a fight with evil. (gun/weapon maintenance doesn't count because a well kept gun is just good sense)
Drink when one of the girls uses a form of martial arts or regular street fighting.
Drink when one of the girls out-drives, out-drinks, out-fights or out-shoots the boys.
Drink when one of the girls out-snarks or out-cons the boys.
Drink when one of the girls knows something about the myth/monster that the boys don't know (historical or technical information i.e. what it is or what kills it, etc.).
Drink when one of the boys calls one of the girls for help. Basically, any time they call one of the girls when in the past they'd call or go to Bobby (or even Ellen. I.e. Sammy goes missing again and Dean calls them for help).
Drink when one of the girls is used as bait on a job.
Drink when one of the girls uses their feminine wiles to gain access someplace and/or to get out of a sticky situation
Drink when one of the girls just happens to be hunting for the same thing as the boys at the same time.
Take two drinks when one brother goes off to work the job with one girl and the other is left to do research or something boring like that. (Basically, plan on taking two drinks whenever one of them show up in an episode once their introductory episode is out of the way)
Make a friend take a drink when your friend expresses frustration over one of the girls (includes anything similar to "I can't believe this!").
Take two drinks if one of the girls mentions knowing another hunter (three drinks if it was John).
Take two drinks when, after a fight, the girls are very clean except for carefully placed blood or dirt smears (and the boys look like crap).
Drink if one of the girls is wearing an outfit where she is baring her midriff.
Two drinks if either actress is sporting a belly ring or a tattoo (most likely on the small of her back, just above her lowrise jeans).
Drink if they are wearing some sort of weapon (knives, guns), hidden or exposed. [Two drinks if they use aerosol hairspray as a weapon.
Drink if the girls are wearing any rough-edge jewelry similar to the boys (ex: rings, bracelets, pendants).
One drink if either of the girls comes on to either of the Winchesters.
Three drinks if one of the girls kiss either of the Winchesters (or Bobby.)
Use your own discretion if one of the girls actually beds one of the Winchesters (or Bobby).
ps. i have nothing against Rubella (liar) who said that?! ok maybe Ruby is still on my bad side but Bela is growing on me! - Laz
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