Yes... It's back.
201. Teenage girls clearly have more influence than club managers and owners.
202. College teams love plaing basketball with high school students, but only if they also sing and play golf.
203. Every guy has to do their own 'thang'.
204. Maine is no longer part of the U.S. Therefore, turkey is imported now, not shipped.
205. You can now import things that are from the same country.
206. It's not necessary for a life guard to wear anything to identify them, as long as you wear a cute red halter swim suit everyone will just figure it out.
207. You can be a total b!tch, but as long as you let other people *gasp* sing in your talent show, you're considered Mother Teresa.
208. You should always dance when you're singing a song called I DONT DANCE.
209. Being a high school basketball star who is 5 feet tall compared to the college players makes you twenty times better than them. By far.
210. Apparently when you work at a country club you are there from sun up to sun down and have time to sing & dance even though you shuold be working.
211. Your boss allows everyone to have time to learn a new dance for a talent show, because aparently no work needs to be done then.
212. After chanting summer for 2 minutes to show your extreme excitement to leave school, you might as well just stay sitting at your desk and sing for a few minutes after the bell rings.
213. If while lifeguarding, you leave the pool unguarded to see you boyfriend and your boss yells at you, then he is obviously evil and you should be offended, not ashamed.
214. Big pointy rocks can disapper randomly.
215. Singing a song with someone other than your boyfriend/girlfriend is considered the highest form of cheating.
216. If u have never heard a song before, when the music turns on u will automatically know every word and dance move.
217. Of course you mysteriously get the necklace back which you handed to your boyfriend when you broke up.
218. It's ok if you date someone for 1 whole year and never KISS until the last scene of the last movie.
219. Its ok if you have a REALLY annoying giggle, Zac efron will still love you.
220. Being Best-friends and dressing like your brother, makes you become popular.
221. The Sprinklers always come on, at the right time in a song with your boyfriend.
222. No choreographer? No problem. Everyone at your highschool is a professional dancer.
223. If your girlfriends spends any time with another boy it means shes cheating on you, even if the boy is probably gay.
224. Even if you are the most typical gay stereotype if you are a wildcat you are definitely straight.
225. It is possible to have no lifeguard training and still be hired, because you can totally get a license to lifeguard overnight.
226. It is possible to leave a kiss mark on a yearbook without putting lipstick on first.
227. You can breakdance in the middle of a hallway intersection and not get run over.
228. It IS possible to fit a hat over corbin bleu's giant hair!
229. It is totally normal to try skipping first base and going straight to second with your girlfriend after dating for an entire semester.
230. The lockers in everyhigh schoolare perfectly clean and new.
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