Alright people, get the hell outta my way. I'm on the quest for post #1000. Normally I don't celebrate ranking stuff or contributions, but that 1,000th post anywhere is impressive. Tho I try to avoid thinking of all the time I'm wasting in the precious seconds of my fleeting youth and life.

But even I can succumb & be a part of the modern and irrelevant ways that doesn't make me completely obsolete in the world. The goal is to have post #1,000 by Saturday at Midnight. Of course, announcing this has instantly made me a target by moderators and enemies. Step in my way, I will push you down. I have pointy elbows and I'm not afraid to use them.

march to #1000 madness starts NOW!

I hate to break your heart, Tv.com, but it's true. I have a big problem with your 'no off topic' policy. Especially on the Saturday Night Live board, when each episode deals with a new host, current events; especially politics, and numerous sketches. This is the kind of show that brings out topical discussion. This isn't the straight-foward format of a typical show.

I'd also like all the cowards who decided to report my posts to show their face. I'd like to hear what makes you such a big pansy and what offends you. Running to the Big Daddy mod is just a lame cop-out and makes you a gutless coward.

Tv.com, you cannot have a site that has such random moderating, it makes an awful experience and brings unneeded stress and angish to people who simple just want to talk. Those who put together this site have created many errors and problems, including an extremely flawed user point system.

If this continued bullsh*t goes on, I will be taking my efforts and input elsewhere, including boycotting all of your sponsors & encouraging others as well to do the same.

Suspend Tank Johnson of the Chicago Bears?? Cut Tank Johnson?? Ethics? Morals?? Therapy?? Structure?? Discipline?? What the hell are you talking about??!

This is the NFL! So this one NFL player had a friend who was a convicted felon & was staying at Tank Johnson’s house, had assault rifles & guns all over house, 2 oz. of dope, 6 pit bulls caged up and neighbors complaining about noise, dope smoking and neglected animals. This is the NFL! You want to win, baby! You’ll do it by any means necessary!

Oh these sportswriters & sportscasters, PLEASE. All of the sudden, they get on their high horse and tell us to banish Tank Johnson (even tho his friend got most of the charges) off the face of the Earth. Meanwhile, Bears management is all pissed off, because the Bears are “such a high character team”. Who the **** do you get off getting all high and mighty? You act like the fans actually respect NFL players. The best player on your team [Brian Urlacher] engaged in an interracial affair with a career scam artist known for suing and extorting people; decided to have our best player knock her up right after he signed a huge multi-million contract. The issue now is visitation rights and all that ****, which of course our best player got the long end of the stick ‘cause he’s got the money. Such high class indeed. I guess pre-marital relations are lesser moral issues than having guns and drugs around the two young children in the house.

You management types, you sports columnists, you ex-jock hacks. You act like every single athlete comes from a rich & strong Christian moral background with manners-galore. You keep trying to tell yourself that your league is filled up with these people, but the truth is, not even by a long shot. You know you have every undesirable element playing in your league, not mention all the cheating going on. Morals have no place in sports, and don’t try thinking it ever does.

Does it REALLY make sense to ruin your Super Bowl chances just because a player lives the way he does? What sense does that make? It’s like, “Oh we want to win the Super Bowl, but only if our players are nice enough.” What a crock of ****. Who are you trying to fool? And do you really think that’s really going to make a difference, or teach anyone a lesson? And you know who gets ****ed over in the process? The fans. The fans who follow the team and pay for the tickets. If I was a ticket holder, I’d be fuming & mad as hell if the team started suspending guys for outside offenses that had nothing to do with football…that’s for the courts to decide, not the League. Keep in mind, if you’re a ticket holder, you’re spending 10’s of thousands of dollars for your seat. “Oh here I am sitting in my seat, 60 rows back! Oh! I guess the team’s star running back won’t be playing today because he farted in the wrong direction at Church! Oh well! It’s a good decision!! La la la la la ….”

The truth of the matter is: athletes are NOT to be role models. They are people hired to do a job. If you want to make some half-assed gesture on suspending a guy when the team is 5-7, fine, whatever. But if your team is 11-2, seriously think for a second. Why should the players & the fans be punished for someone else’s actions that had nothing to do with football, just because management decided to play the Morals Card. The only lesson you’re teaching is the Front Office really doesn’t give a **** about winning. The NFL is a multi-billion dollar industry, and we shouldn’t be looking to Front Offices teaching us about ethics and morals.

You win by any means necessary. Nice guys finish last.

edit: Upon review: after a scary near-loss to the Bucs & a dreadful OT, I hope this 34-31 game wakes up management and realize that they need Tank Johnson on this team. 28  2nd-half points given up is unacceptable. It's going to be a very short playoff run. The Defense is NOT that deep!

Gimme more points right now!  Actually, I couldn't care less about the stupid point system on this site.  Has my life dramatically improved since going from level 5 to level 6 to level 7?  You bet your @ss it has!  **does the Sarcastic Dance**

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It puzzles me to how different people come off on reviews of TV shows.  How some people find an episode really crummy while others thought it was some laughfest.  I don’t get you people.  I don’t know if its due to age (most likely) or the fact that you just don’t know better.  Perhaps I’m more mature, smarter and better than you, but SNL isn’t pandering to my tastes anymore.  If you like “non offensive silly humor” (I don’t) then SNL your cup of java.  I miss when the show used to be relevant, funny, edgy and had something I could imitate and discuss with friends.  Now it’s the point where I can’t even describe what’s going on, because there’s just so much premises but little dialog and underwhelming results.  

I blame the youth of the world, Neilsen Ratings & their demographics, the FCC, and the people who contribute to the entertainment world.  The only thing there is about TV anymore: ratings and advertisement revenue.  Networks strive to the bare bone to attract as many viewers as possible by rendering shows that will appeal to that one specific demographic.  I read an article about how like 80% of old people (old farts with grey hair) do not feel like the advertisers are reaching out to them (tho there’s more pharmacy & medicare plans on tv than I’d like to see) so they feel irrelevant so they don’t pay attention. 

Let me set this straight right now: the adults control the world, and teenagers and children don’t know jack ****.  You don’t know anything.  Your little young brains have no idea of the capacity at hand.  And I used to be the same way as a teenager / young adult.  I was stupid, cocky, thought I knew it all, thought I had all the answers. 

It is a travesty, that in the world of today, that the # 1 show on TV is American Idol.  Why is today’s youth so lame?  Or are they too busy text messaging to notice?

Man that sounded incredibly Nintendo-Tecmo Bowl-ish. Guess I sort of wrote it that way!

The Chicago Bears have clinched the NFC North for the 2nd year in a row, easilly destroying the pathetic Vikings, Packers and Lions. It just shows you how poor the NFC is these days. I couldn't help to think that the Vikings played like absolute **** because of the 14 degrees / -4 wind chill temps. That's why Minnesota teams shouldn't play in domes.

As for the Bears, Rex Grossman was horrible, and at one point, his QB Passer Rating was 2.0, and that was before the stupid incomplete pass on 3 & 19 with 2:43 left. (edit: Rex Grossman finished with a 1.3 QB Passer Rating, absolutely horrible!) Once again it was the defense and special teams & an awful opponent that saved the Bears. Note to Rex: do NOT throw the ball down the field! At one point, Rex had 3 interceptions to go with his 3 completions & finished with 0 TDs. I seriously doubt the Bears can win a Super Bowl with Rex as the QB.

* - Flordia Gators have passed Michigan in the polls, so I guess it's Ohio St. vs Florida. Despite the contrary to fans of both UF & UM, I say we just delcare OSU champions and be done with it, because any matchup or result is going to feel cheap. And there's too many bowls out there.

* - the Cincinnati Reds introduced their new uniforms for 2007 on Friday, and the owners were a bunch of liars. Rumors were of changing black to blue, and then blue to nothing, leaving with a clean and tradtional red & white scheme. Only they lied. The black blockshadow is still on the wishbone-C caps, and the logo, scripts and numbers all have ugly black blockshadows. Gone are the black caps, black jerseys, black belt, the pinstripes, the vest and the Red Runningman, who was replaced with the 1940-50s retro logo Mr. Redleg. For pics, visit any Reds team page. The home jersey has a home-Detroit Tigers look, with red placket piping, team logo on left, numbers on right, Mr. Redleg on sleeve. The roads have a plain grey with an extremely modern and cluttered vertical arched "CINCINNATI" in red, outlined in white & a black blockshadow, completely unneccessary and completely clunks up the look. And then the redundant altermate jersey, red with white placket piping & logo and numbers in white w/ black blackshadows. I have to say, it looks better with less black, but the script font and numbers is horrible, and is almost identical to the Washington Nationals & new Arizona Diamondbacks look. Those two teams put out looks almost identical to the Houston Astros & Washington Nationals, and that's just uninspired. Oh did I say that I despise block / drop / box shadows?

It's all going to hell.  I'm getting sick and tired of this website.  I'm getting sick and tired of the ridiculous moderating that's going on, and that anything any dip**** finds offensive can be removed, whether it was offensive or not.  I hope Tv.com knows I've taken notice of this, and have taken the measure of boycotting all of their sponsors.  If this kind of wreckly tyranny continues, I will take my efforts and services to another site. 

It pisses me off that both of my submissions for info on a TV show were denied, and that every single idiot that's voted on my reviews has disagreed with me.  I don't think I like being at a website where it's full of stupid idiots.  I know idiocy is all around, but I never knew the extreme degree of it until I came to this website.  I thought that only existed on NFL message boards, but I was wrong.  And it's really sad when there's others who passionately work on their reviews and make insightful observations only to be drowned out by complete morons and wreckless moderating. 

They should rename the T.O.S. to P.O.S.

I'm kidding, I probably don't even know you. 

But suffice to say, I haven't posted in a while, and might as well do something now.

I just saw a commercial (actually heard) and it was nothing but mumbled speech and a bell ringing, which is extremely annoying and made me want to punch the TV.  But it means that it's that time of the year again, of fat drunks in Santa suits with red baskets ringing that god damn bell all day long. 

That is why I hate this season.  Maybe find a less annoying way to get our attention so I won't go out of my way to avoid giving you money?  Now I see why online shopping is so popular.

Piss off!  (what a great sign off!)

This is just another typical ****** Fox two-bit comedy, along with "Stacked" that killed great shows like "Arrested Development". This show is pure garbage and I feel stupidier after watching it. It tries to be edgy when it really isn't.

I am very against the reality show format, but yet I watch a few. Mostly out of boredom. Why in the hell did I watch “Hell’s Kitchen”? A few reasons. Chef Ramsey is a total *******, and it’s funny when he yells and degrades the chefs. It’s also funny when he tortures his applicants in extreme horrible working conditions. And of course, there’s the picking of people you want to see lose because either they’re A) idiots B) incompetent C) just dumb D) I just don’t like the way they look E) I don’t like their personal agenda. Excuse me, but vegetarians have no business being a pronounced world class chef. Eventually in the end, I really didn’t care who won. It’s been a while since I watched the finale, so I can’t recall what I was feeling.

I’ll admit, I watched this show, but only because some friends highly recommended it. I saw a few episodes from Season 1 on DVD, watched all of Season 2, and watched the first 5 or so of Season 3. This show has gone downhill. It’s all about stupid petty teen drama **** that I really don’t care about. And oh yeah, the problems of rich people don’t interest me one bit. I just got fed up, and the show just wasn’t funny anymore. And of course, the other lure of Ryan fighting, which he "can't" do anymore. Plus I heard some old writers left, and that’s when the downhill began. Basically, this is a flash in the pan show.