Pull down your pants and hold a lit match by your behind!

Well that comment literally reduced any chance of ever being taken seriously. Then again, was there.. No... Musn't ask it questions. -Ed.

no u sickos im not talking about sex im talking about my house i cant get downstairs to get warm. It's a new condo like townhouse. the floors are wooden and upstairs is carpeted. I can't get downstaits as warm. We've tried blasting the heat but then upstairs felt like the surface of the sun where downstairs was like pluto. We then tried blasting the heat again, but with the upstairs vents closed and downstairs vents open. this still didnt work. it's been in the teens as of late usually downstairs heating has not been a problem. we have to leave the oven door open and heat downstairs that way. is there any other way??2apture-13ound

Disclaimer (saving my ass): This is in no way meant as an insult to anyone. However, I am unsure if my choice of words isn't seen as censor bypassing. It is merely a spoof, concoction of my own, directed at nobody. Well maybe -Ed.

**** -Ed.

Translation by 2FacedJanus(not -Ed. or the other guy):

Yes you sickos, I'm talking about sex. I'm talking about my body, I can't get my wood petrified. I got a new condom big as a townhouse. My abs are tight, and I have chesthair. I can't get my wood as petrified as my nipples. We tried beating the wood but then it felt like my chesthair was on fire, while my wood went ice cold and dead. We then tried beating the wood again but with wearing a t-shirt, while unzipping my pants. This still didn't work. I also had this problem in my teens, however usually getting wood petrified is not a problem. We have to take the whole pants off and petrify the wood that way, is there any other way?

I dun wanna cut ma wee-wee

Quit whinning and go buy stuff. The economy is doing just fine in Canada. Except for lumber. Go buy lots of canadian lumber.lycrof

OMG I'm going to be a lumberjack in canada immediatly to help build the lumber economy! LUMBER FOR JUSTICE!

I am in no way responsible for what the hell he just said - Ed.

What industry that videogames compete with is paying the television media to represent games in this fashion?D9-THC

In essence, every other non primary-goods industry is their competition. Whichever dollar goes to videogames, won't go to movies/cars/fashion/etc. etc. etc.

*Big rant*middito

First of all, I want to say that a long time ago I would've agreed with you, but since then I learned some things that change it:

-People are idiots (98% of them)

-There are leaders, followers, and rebels, most fall in the follower catagory

-You're manipulated from when you get educated, in some countries more than others.

There are more reasons but now take the above information.

1. Why in the hell would you want to protect these people? Let them be used as cattle, it's how it works. How it has always worked, and how it will always work.

2. Can you honestly not wish to have such manipulative power on such a scale? I'm working on it, though mostly to see who's the one pulling the strings on that level (there is always a bigger fish).

3. Right or wrong, good and evil, these are merely subjective and will shift as time goes along. Hoping to chain it down is futile and visionless, it will only hamper progress (and labeling progress as either good or bad is really futile, it's progress, nothing more nothing less).

[QUOTE="Known2regect"]I hated that movie. It was like the star wars films.Rattlesnake_8

Blasphemy!! You compare such rubbish to the Star Wars films!

Half of the starwars films are rubbish... so comparing rubbish to rubbish makes sense in this case.

Yeah, though we call them Student's Associations here. Mine is about socialising en gezelligheid (no english translation for it). However, it's different from most others in that you don't have to do trials and other stupid stuff. You can do as much or as little within the association as you want (from dropping by our building once in a while, to organizing concerts, to working on the executive level of the organisation and make sure it still exists a year later ;) ).

In general, I also see alot of negative stereotypes. Most don't get completely trashed every weekend here, just some. And there's more to it than just partying and having sex, there are many options for sports/theater/etc. within the association as well.

Another point I wish to adress; Other members can't make you drink anything. So when saying it's the drinking-culture that makes you not want to join one, be ****ing honest for once and say you just lack the strength to face the peer pressure and then deal with it.

As for those who claim to see no benefits, there are plenty:

-As a student you won't get a social network faster than within a student's association

-If you gain positions of importance (such as president/treasurer/secretary etc.) than that'll look alot better on your resumé than the burger flippin' you've been doing.

-Steady supply of fresh faces every year (both good for increasing the strength of your social network, and providing everyone with new potential bed partners ;) )

-It's just nice to walk into a building that isn't work or home and where you know everyone you see.

-Gossip (say what you want, gossip is awesome stuff, both for your own conversation ammunition, and as a tool.)